guys i watched saltburn and i liked it a lot. but all the time watching it i was thinking that barry keoghan would be an incredible ramsay. and then i thought. wait. jacob elordi COULD be theon. and suddenly the movie was a thramsay modern au to me and i was screaming into my pillow
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Dumb 3:30 AM Headcanon
Though scientific advances mean that Trions live longer than humans by Turlough's time, they mature more rapidly. A 16 year-old Trion is like a 21 year-old human, for example.
Because of this fast maturation, they sometimes work a bit more like species with a shorter lifespan, with less time to reproduce. So, Trions have higher sex drives than humans.
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May Stolas touch the large cock (Ozzie)? ; v ;
Stolas may touch the cock, he may witness and worship the cock. Whatever Stolas wants the cock shall grant.
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One of my dogs was watching me eat and I imagined her saying to me "gimme that apple, yo" and I thought to myself, she sounds just like Jesse Pinkman.
Now I'm rewatching Breaking Bad.
And that is how my brain works.
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the sudden need to change everything about a character and then restart from the ground up
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the wangxian + a-yuan "dads with an adopted son" thing is fine and enjoyable in fanfics honestly but I think we as a fandom are really not utilizing the idea of all of them in unconventional familial structures enough. Like, canonically it wasn't so much that wwx was a-yuan's guardian as that a-yuan was being raised collectively by the wens and wwx was adopted INTO the larger wen family. And lwj got attached to him through that. A-yuan just has these very attached weird uncles/older cousin figures that aren't related to him by blood at all but keep sticking around.
Just think of a modern AU with a lot less death where lwj does as he does in canon and keeps showering a-yuan in gifts as much as he can and when wwx is like "aiyah lan zhan you're gonna spoil him. Not everyone is as rich as you! What's his family supposed to say if they can't buy him all the stuff you do?" lwj just goes "Hm". And from then on out every year once a-yuan's birthday is near the extended Wen family members (well. the ones that are invited that is. No one wants wen chao at a birthday party) wakes up to a wechat payment from lwj.
Random wen cousin number 6 texts granny like
cousin 6: i just got 400 yuan????
granny: oh that's just wangji
cousin 6: i've never met this guy in my life???
granny: he wants you to buy a-yuan a nice birthday present!
cousin 6: how does he know my bank account???
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HOLD THE FUCK UP
I know we're well past the "that's his boss bs"
HOWEVER I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE THAT WITHIN THE SHOW ITSELF BASICALLY SAID THAT DOESN'T MATTER BACK IN SEASON 3
like in this scene the whole joke isn't oh it's weird that nandor likes guillermo cuz he works for him
nah nah nah
that part gets brushed aside very quick cuz of the actual joke being nandor being confused that the apparently was talking about guillermo
SO YEAH EVEN THO AGAIN WE'RE PAST IT THE BOSS SHIT REALLY DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
thank you and good whatever time it is for you
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Something that I keep thinking about that I've not seen be mentioned in the DP fandom is the fact that Dani/Elle had brothers before Danny.
Angst ahead (I'm in an angsty mood lol)
I don't know if I've just missed it or not, but I just keep thinking about how for a while, it was just Elle and the other clones. That with Vlad being Vlad they probably really only had each other. And Elle being stable while the others weren't implies that she was the youngest of them all.
Did the others look after her? Did they play with her and try and teach her ghost stuff even though they weren't very good at it? Did she curl up with the big Frankenstein Clone to sleep at night, did the Skeleton Clone start wearing the bed sheet originally because he was worried about scaring his little sister? Did the Gooey Clone that could change sized play hide and seek with her to keep her entertained?
There's a level of implication that she didn't know that the other Clones were actually gone gone after they fought Danny when he told her that he wouldn't fight her because when he did fight the clones they destabilized. And I can't help but think it's something that would haunt her, realizing that not only were her brothers were gone, but she helped destroy one of them.
I don't know I just feel like it's a piece of Elle's backstory that isn't brought up, both for family fluffy and angst purposes.
Gimme some fics of Elle and Danny talking about her brothers, their shared grief and regret over everything. Danny trying to help make it up to her or Elle admitting that as much as she loves Danny she still sometimes finds herself looking at him and knowing that he's the one that killed her brothers, even though he didn't mean to.
Give me Elle making graves for her brothers and mourning them with her new family, never forgetting them but slowly learning how to accept their deaths. Or of her going full Tim Drake and trying to clone them to get them back even though she knows it won't be the same (give me a DP x DC crossover with her & Tim feeding off each others grief spirals and helping each other in their unhealthy cloning coping methods or Elle stepping in to stop Tim because she's been there and done that and knows it doesn't do anything but prolong the pain).
Or something happy! Elle goes off and explores the multiverse and discovers worlds were her brothers lived! Or where she was the one that didn't make it in their world but they did and she's able to stabilize them and bring them home! Or an AU where the clones live and run off with Elle to see the world and she comes back to Amity Park sooner because while she's getting weaker her brothers are fully on the verge of destabilizing and she needs Danny's help to save them!
I just have a lot of thoughts on the untapped potential of the other clones and Elle's relationships to them.
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