#this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever drawn

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

if i was someone with any kind of consistency i couldve been known for ach'm. my stupid sexy frog man. (who is also a cyborg)

#he literally had like no backstory when i made him #but i was also 12/13 when i made him #imagine the world where i didnt have adhd and couldve drawn him like. every year. consistently. #imagine the world where i didnt have adhd and i was actually able to properly develop him as a character #you know what fuck it maybe i should just make the story about him and his brother. what the fuck. #he could still join a scary fight club circus. i feel like thats still crucial. he could think he dies in it and wake up like WAH #(the secret lore of both ach'm AND me is that i originally made ach'm to participate in an OCT on dA) #(it was called tapestry of horror) #(and the funniest fucking thing ever happened: #another contestant took a shine to ach'm and thought his crush on her character was funny #and used him as a side character in her entries. #13 year old me was super fucking stoked about this #BUT WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING WAS: even though she credited him to me in every single entry #people still didnt know that he was NOT her character?? #funniest shit ever. i dont blame her for that at all and we were friends for a time after the oct was over #tbf she gave him way more personality and nuance than i ever did (i mean i was 13 i didnt know how to do anything yet) #OCTs kinda. bring back some unpleasantness but the idea of them is still really fun to me. wistful days...

[hijackalx]

GALE SFW HEADCANONS:

finally we got our lover boy here. its not a secret that he like gets super easily attached. i kind of hate that they patched that out bcz it fit his character so much. but yeah in my mind its canon he gets attached suppperrr easily also kind of the type of guy to love bomb tav. not in the manipulative way tho like he genuinely thinks hes in love.

he gives everything he has in relationships too like tav IS his everything. he can be pretty clingy but thats just cuz he loves them so much ❤️ ok yandere vibes hold on. not really but imagine.

the type of dude to draw pictures of him and tav holding hands in his diary (they are not drawn good) also definitely talks to himself a lot, or maybe to his cat (sometimes abt tav)

hands down the funniest mf at camp like hes the type thats just naturally funny he doesnt even try to be. its hard to take him serious sometimes bcz of it😭😭 he gets mad af about it too. like his funnyness is a blight on his existence he just wants to be taken seriously. also feel like he has the worst luck too like fucked up things always happen to him and thats also hilarious LMAO constantly has the camp in stitches

he has bad spatial awareness so hes always triggering traps and tav gets so mad 😹😹😹

love language:

giving= words of affirmation and quality time

always wants to be with tav. also loves to compliment them but he does it in his corny ass wizard way lol like in the most extra way possible. he cant just say "ur eyes look beautiful today" hes got to say some shit like "ur viewing orbs are looking most ravishing this eventide". i bet he would write poetry abt tav but he wouldnt give it to them bcz hes lowkey embarrassed 😔 like insecure in his ability not embarrassed by the action itself. he just wants to do tav justice and he doesnt think he can.

receiving= quality time

as long as tav wants to be with him too hes happy. he worries abt being too clingy so sometimes he'll distance himself and if tav closes that distance on their own itll make him so happy. like thats the best thing ever to him. to have somebody that wants to be in his presence and listen to him ramble.

i feel like gale is similar in height to astarion so like 5'11/6' hes probably closer to 5'11. like that is the most gale height to me. also hes a little thicker with some muscle. hes def got a lil belly 🤭❤️ his pecs are rlly smthng too like thats where most of his muscle goes. those look heavy let me carry them for u king 🤲🏻😼

GALE NSFW HEADCANONS:

A FREAKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS MAN IS A FREAK. WHAT was that shit in the sky ?????? THE FUCK ??? like he is THE MOST kinky mf here he will do almost anything. ONLY with ppl hes comfortable with tho. otherwise hes vanilla af. i honestly feel like hes mostly submissive tho just cuz hes chill like that. equally gives and receives. like straight up tav is his BABY he will do ANYTHING for them. probably introduced to most of his kinks thru tav (and mystra....... unfortunately.....)

loves to give head. like dear god. will beg tav to let him for real. hes very good at it too

incorporates sooo much magic. will make fake!gale fuck tav so he can watch. will use hot and cold magic and all that. electricity. the thunder stuff or whatever its called. literally anything u can think of to spice it up. he has thought of it. will also do freaky shit like using magic to mess with tav in public if u know what i mean

doesnt have a high body count i lowkey feel like mystra was his first. and he hasnt smashed anybody since. until tav.

exhibitionist AND humiliation kink. so these work hand in hand bcz like i said he doesnt do kinky shit with ppl hes not comfortable with so doing it where strangers might see is ultimate humiliation for him. but also likes to humiliate tav with it too.

will say a lot of nasty shit. this i feel he doesnt go super overboard with but its nasty compared to how he usually is. mostly when hes begging.

im gonna say gale has a solid 5 on him. and hes got hair i feel like most of the companions do but it works rlly good on gale lol. like hes got a happy trail and everything 🤤 nice hairy armpits too so u know hes got that manly ass MUSKK 💦💦💦 anyway i think his pp is pretty straight. like a wand lol. its a pretty normal pp.

aftercare with gale is the best yo like he makes sure tav is taken care of first and then cleans up on his own unless tav offers which he usually tells them to rest lol. hes just so sweet.

#gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x reader #gale headcanons #bg3 headcanons #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #x reader #my headcanons #love languages #love language headcanons

[coffincataclysm]

This has got to be the funniest fucking thing I have ever drawn out of spite

♥︎ Reblogs are greatly appreciated ♥︎

#touchstarved ais #touchstarved oc #touchstarved game #emo #emo boy #monster boy #self ship #pink aesthetic #oc #ocs #original character #self insert #self shipper #oc x canon #yumejoshi #yumedanshi #ais touchstarved #emo boys kissing #emocore #oc.callux #s/i.callux #victor.oc #victor.art #mlm #gay #trans #lgbt #bi #f/o tag

[nobody-is-here01]

back on my bullshit, (im here to spam you Marine Luffy stuff)

Thinking about Marine Luffy’s dynamic with the 7 warlords and it's one of the funniest things ever.

Boa Hancock is going to get her own post because I have SO MUCH to say about her and Canon! Luffy along with Marine Luffy’s dynamic with her.

Anyway, personal headcanons of what I think Marine Luffy and the Warlords dynamics are.

Doflamingo: Luffy is usually the one who during Warlord meetings has to deal with Doflamingo’s bullshit. This is partially because Luffy is the only thing that really puts the fear of god back into Doflamingo. Also, Marine luffy is absolutely feral, and terrifying, and does indeed bite. I think in some twisted ways Luffy in this AU reminds Doflamingo of when he's younger. In some fucked up way of trying to cope with trauma Doflamingo tries to simulate situations that he went through as a kid to see how Luffy reacts. To see if things had been a bit better, if things had been different, if Doflamingo could have been a better person. The Dressrosa Arc still happens in this AU except a bit later. As Doflamingo’s tyrant rein finally falls he realizes that “huh maybe we never were that similar…”

(I have no idea if this AU is a Crocomom AU or not but I’ll go ahead and write up how it would go in either situations.)

Crocodile: Dynamic is definitely more cold and distant than in an AU where Crocodile is Luffy’s other parent. Luffy is seen as a threat, and Crocodile has at least 15 different drawn-up plans on how to deal with him. (none of these plans would actually work in practice.) The dynamic is pretty much just business, you leave me be I’ll leave you be.

Crocomom: Similar to the first one. Except the first time he meets Luffy and he hears that he's Garp's grandkid he's freaking the fuck out. Because holyshit, that's his alive, grownup, kid. Crocodile has no idea how to explain to Luffy that like “hey im your biological mother, now a man, hahaha…” So Crocodile simply doesn't. (The two of them do have a heart-to-heart much later alone in Impel down during the breakout.)

Moria: Honestly I don't have much to say about him. Luffy absolutely hates Hogback and Absolom though. So Luffy has a dislike for Moria and what he does. But Moria out of all the warlords not including Kuma is the easiest to deal with, so that earns him some brownie points.

Kuma: Im not sure if you caught up with the latest chapters. (specifically his backstory chapters) so I will be staying silent for now as not to spoil anything for you.

Mihawk: Mihawk is both intrigued and concerned at the beginning. Because that is Shank’s hat, and Shank’s kid. Why is Shank’s brat in the Marines?? Mihawk also like all the other warlords tends to use Luffy as some form of a coping mechanism. It's not uncommon to hear about Luffy and Mihawk getting into another physical fight. But after a while, Mihawk does realize that he has been accidentally treating Luffy as if he is Shanks. Mihawk realizes that he can't force Luffy to become his new sparring partner. Luffy is not Shanks, and he can't fill that hole either. After Marine Ford Mihawk reads the news regularly, a rare grin on his face whenever he catches sight of a straw hat.

Jinbei: That is Luffy’s emotional support parental figure your honor! The only one who is normal, safe, and sane. Also, the only one to look at Luffy and go “Are you okay?? I don't think healthy humans are supposed to act like that.” Also, the one to get Luffy to open up and heal slowly after Marineford. Also Luffy definitely knows the full truth of what happened to Fisher Tiger in this AU, so yeah that's something.

(I am so sorry, this is a really long post 💀)

Aaaahhhhhh!!! I've missed you and your bullshit bombarding my asks!

I love how with each dynamic all of them are also like, 'alright this kid is fucked up, keep an eye on him' but for different reasons

So here are some of my thoughts on what Marine Luffy’s relationship is with the warlords (love yours so much)

Crocodile : so unfortunately not a coco-mom au, like you said their relationship is strictly business, Luffy doesn't really care for the warlords as long as they don't get in his way.

Domflamingo : Luffy finds him kinda annoying so he tries to avoid any situation where he would meet him, unfortunately he can't at warlord meetings, but he's tried, probably one of the only warlords Luffy wouldn't mind punching out of the blue, dude would punch him without reason (gets away with it too)

Kuma : (no sadly not that far yet but I know a bit of his background not much though) but Luffy likes him

Moria : almost the same relationship as Domflamingo, except he just straight up avoids him, unless he has to deal with Moria then he will and he'll do it quickly

Mihawk : one of the few warlords Luffy actually respects, he admires his fighting and his character, granted it annoyed him a bit to constantly be reminded of Shanks, like you said he also like the other warlords used luffy as some form of coping, but after he realized what he did he stopped and him and Luffy kinda became like gossip buddies, like they'd hang out whenever Mihawk was in the area, but Luffy wouldn't actively seek him out, Mihawk would have to come to him if he wanted someone to talk to or spar with,

Jimbe : only warlord and person that Luffy actually likes from the warlords, yes he likes Mihawk, but Jimbe is different, Luffy has a sort of awe for Jimbe and felt very honored to know about him and his past with Fisher Tiger, Jimbe is the only one who knows that Luffy secretly wishes he was a pirate instead of a Marine, when Jimbe asked why Luffy didn't just become a pirate now Luffy replied saying that he's made so many promises to the people he protects that he doesn't want to go back, not now at least, Jimbe is also the only one who knows about Ace and Sabo and how much Luffy misses them and how proud he is of them

absolutely love your asks 🩷

Have aa good day/night

#one piece #my asks #marine luffy #monkey d luffy #seven warlords #sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #jimbei

[chaifootsteps]

You know how i cope with the fact that Helluva Boss is "wasted potential: the show"? By gaslighting myself into tinking thats not an actual cartoon, but a fanfic of one better adult cartoon from another universe:

In some other paralel universe, there is an aclaimed adult Cartoon that aired in adult swim from the early 2000's, called "Helluva Job", wich follows the wacky adventures or 4 demons, all very different in personalities and have a hard time working together, triying to get out of their miserable life as the lowest class of demons in hell by working on killing humans in exchange of money from those who commision them those murders.

Every episode its about them trying to get their new target, a premise thats kinda repetitive but the show manages to make it fresh avaery episode with its creativity.

It had a wacky absurd humor that doesnt take itself seriously, sometimes based on very silly and cartoony things happening to the protagonists, it also had a very, VERY dark humor that would make kinda fucked out jokes about taboo themes (kinda like drawn together), wich made many people belive that the show "didnt age well" despite still being hilarous. It also had some sexual humor, but it was very limited and always with clever jokes that arent just the characters screaming the names of genitals.

Robo-Fizz, The Cherubs and Verosika are some of the recurring villains that where remembered for having neat designs very charismatic personalities. Even the people that never saw the show know them and loves them.

The show was also know for having a lot of criticism of capitalism and rich people hidden behind clever dark humor, that didnt distract from the sillines of its show.

Stolas is just a recurring joke of "that one creepy old man Blitzo sleep with because he is rich and has to do it to keep his job", he never gets more than 4 minutes on screen and its always him being an steriotypical rich asshole who abuses his power and makes gross comments to Blitzo (and he is very classist and racist). Stella is just the woman thats married to him and she tries to be a decent wife, but she is clearly annoyed with him and clearly she just waiting for him to ask divorce.

Stolas also dies in the finale of the show when a metor falls over him, Blitzo celebrates this in the most childish and exagerated (but also extremely funny) way possible.

The art style was like a combination between Clone High and Dexter's laboratory, with the use of exagerated shapes to form its cgaracters. And the animation was just decent, but its praised over the character designs, wich are simple yet efective and creative

The show got 2 seasons and those were enough, it was remembered as one of the darkerst yet funniest cartoons that ever aired on adult swim, and how people still rewatching it years later.

Meanwhile, Vivziepop is some popular artist in the fandom of that show thats know because, for some reason, she got obsessed with Stolas fucking Blitzo, and she insist that their relationship is the most beautiful thing ever, and hates Stella for some headcanons she created about her.

She wrote the know fanfic "Helluva Boss" wich is basically her mischaracterising every character into becoming this really boring, flavourless version of themselves and get reducted to one aspect of their personality. And her trying to gaslight us into thinking that Blitzo and Stola's relationship was some misunderstood tragic wholesome romance, because "Stolas actually loved him!". Almost everyone in the fandom makes fun of this fanfic.

Extremely valid, Anon. To get by in this bitch of a world, sometimes you've just got to gaslight yourself a little.

#Anonymous #helluvs boss mention #actual blog post

[carlyraejepsans]

wait so we're allowed to tag your posts font/cest and fra/ns?

...anon. baby. listen to me, i am holding your hand.

there's an unspoken rule of fandom etiquette that i always assumed everyone knew, where you don't tag something as a pairing unless the op 1) has tagged it as that pairing to begin with, or 2) has explicitly said they're cool with it somewhere else on their blog.

this goes for any ship, but ten times as much for stuff that includes incest/adultxminor/abuse and heavy topics like that, because they rightfully make people uncomfortable.

are you asking me if my art was drawn with those ships in mind? are you asking me if i am comfortable with people treating it as such? are you asking me if I'm gonna be happy to see that in my tags?

because then my answer is a solid and resounding "No."

but I can't stop you from tagging my art that any more than i can stop you from waltzing into my kitchen and taking a shit on my breakfast table... ok maybe that's not the best example, but you get what i mean. I shouldn't have to hang a sign outside my house to explicitly ban people from doing that, i assume they'd have enough salt in their skull to... not fucking do that in the first place???

that's why i think "don't tag as" and dnis are stupid. it's externalizing a boundary I'm supposed to enforce MYSELF to curate my fandom experience. by filtering, and blacklisting and blocking, blocking, blocking.

if someone tags my art as f/ntcest? all the better! i can block them and move on with my life without ever having to deal with them again, since they obviously don't care about respecting other people and keeping their dldr content where people can... actually not like it, and not read it. freedom to not engage. it all comes back to that.

but you know what the funniest thing is? i have NEVER had this problem with people who actually ship that stuff! (not on tumblr at least, twitter, however, is a hellscape). but do you know who's brought up incest and paedophilia completely unprompted time and time again in the tags of my posts?

those very "don't tag this as x" people. because nobody was thinking about that stuff until they came along. it's a non solution to a non problem (at least on my end). AND it's entitled as hell, since you're dictating what happens to someone else's work. so, once again: quit it.

aaaanyway, hope that answered your question, mwah mwah.

#answered asks #biscia hater moment #incest mention

[meowlimit]

just rediscovered an ancient relic which simultaneously happens to be the funniest thing i have ever fucking drawn

#my doodles #from roughly some time in march 2023 #this has context but i think its just as beautiful without it #parappa #parappa the rapper #fandom

[ikoarts]

February 2023 Art

a very horsey month

vvv dates + info under the cut vvv

1 - 01/02/2023 : drew this the same day as this just as a little additional thingie, i think Toni loves her big autism eyes really

2 - 05/02/2023 : the gangs all here :D i think this is something i was considering turning into a full piece, i forget

3, 4 - 06/02/2023 : according to @creaturedrawz this is like the funniest thing ive ever drawn.... shes a horse and a girl whats not to love... also random thing i drew of Ru in her silly shirts, and choccy milk, she would defo fuck with a yazoo.. reminds me i got one from work earlier its mint choc.,, yum yumn... will be dinking that soon...

5, 6 - 07/02/2023 : anyway, more horse, i love this one a lot, shes just standing there your honor. autistically. 2nd one, had some discord friends do some fucking hilarious voiceovers of this one, it came to me in a dream... a fever dream that is... horse with autism, its true!

7 - 10/02/2023 : finally got some traditional stuff, heres a sleepy Ru in her jarmas, she eats prays sleeps in band shirts, eye finks shes very cute

8 - 11/02/2023 : horse again, i wanted to draw her pattern i think, vewy cute...

9, 10 - 12/02/2023 : an OC i hadnt thought of in years up til this point, one of my fnaf OCs, Charlie, i decided im taking him and updating him like i have with others (e.g Copper, Heidi, them lot), so i decided hes a silkie chicken, still a fat little dad :) hes adorable why havent i drawn him since this

AND roxas card... was trying to figure out his design.. again.. u will see that a lot.. i dont hate the thing i was trying..

11, 12 - 13/02/2023 : THE HORSE RETURNS, who coulda guessed?? who wouda taught.. on my boingo kick here again tehe.. and shes FREE DEE!! think i was feeling inspired by some of those 2.5D arts you see from the 3d paint thing and wanted to make my own

13, 14, 15 - 24/02/2023 : not as happy with these last 3, i think overall my proportions feel off and i was struggling to draw em both, but i was thinking of their story and how Ru and Luisa interact together

#iko's shit #Feb2023 #2023art #don't tag as kin/id/me #digital art #fine art #original art #fanart #original character #ocs #ocs:rushada #ocs:toni #ocs:luisa #ocs:charlie #deltarune #rouxls kaard #YM&V #if i had a nickel for every oc ive had called charlie etc etc you get the picture

[cunninghamschrissy]

Something hysterical I noticed while screencapping that BTS video of Eddie’s trailer…

Okay so while I was watching that video from Tik Tok that shows the interior of Eddie’s trailer, I was trying to read what the hand-drawn concert poster on his bedroom wall had on it. It kind of looks like the lettering matches the Corroded Coffin banner that Eddie has in his room, so I figured maybe it was an old concert flyer that he kept. Or it was just a heavy metal concert he attended that he really liked, so he kept the flyer.

But then I zoomed in further…AND THAT’S WHEN I SAW IT

IT’S SIGNED BY TAMMIE FUCKING THOMPSON. 🤣🤣🤣

TBH, it looks like it’s her name and then something scribbled underneath (maybe a phone number?) and I just—WHY???

I’m sorry, but in no universe will this ever NOT be the funniest thing I’ve ever come across. Like, I need ALL the details. Did she and Eddie have a thing on the side? Are the members of Corroded Coffin fans of Tammie Thompson? WAS THERE A CORRODED COFFIN/TAMMIE THOMPSON DOUBLE BILL??

Whatever it is, I just need the details stat because this is too funny.

#when I say I SCREAMED #eddie munson #corroded coffin #tammy thompson #tammie Thompson #stranger things #stranger things 4 #st4 #stranger things bts #my photos #my screencaps

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

Mothers day

Summary; It's mothers day and Eddie and Eva have a little surprise for y/n

Warnings; None Fluff 💞💫 Just a short and sweet fic 💞💫

Requested by @borhapgirlforlife19

Y/n smiles as she can hear the noise of Eddie and Eva attempting to open the door quietly.

"Eva, sweetheart we need to be quiet or mommy will hear us, we want to surprise her". Eddie whispers and Eva giggles.

"Daddy, wake up mama". Eddie chuckles and the door opens fully. Hearing her daughter's sweet giggles warms her heart and she grins as Eva clambers on the bed and Eddie leans down to kiss her forehead.

"Princess, wake up. Eva and I have something for you". She fake yawns and opens her eyes.

Eddie is holding a breakfast tray and the plate is stacked with pancakes, fruit, syrup and a glass of orange juice.

There's also a bunch of her favourite flowers and Eddie and Eva both shout out Happy Mothers Day at the exact same time.

"This is so sweet, thank you". She cuddles Eva and then shares a long kiss with Eddie until Eva calls out to them.

"Daddy! We need to give mama her card". Eddie pulls away from the kiss and Eva gives him the card to give to her.

Inside is a drawing that Eva has done for her and it's the cutest thing. Eva has drawn the three of them with tiny little love hearts surrounding it.

Eddie has written the sweetest message.

Hello princess, Happy Mothers Day my angel. You're such an incredible mother and I thank my lucky stars every day that you're my other half, my wife, the love of my life.

Shit, that was cheesy as fuck huh? It's all true though. I love you and Eva more than I could ever express.

Eva wants me to say that you are the best, funniest and prettiest mama in the world and she loves you to the moon and back. ❤

Love, Eddie and Eva.

"Oh, I love this so much". Tears roll down her cheeks and Eva's eyes widen.

"Don't cry mama". Y/n wipes her eyes and hugs, Eva, tightly and reassures her.

"These are happy tears, my love, I'm so happy right now". Eddie pouts.

"Hey where's my cuddles?" he moves closer to them and they cuddle together content.

She feels like the luckiest woman in the world to have such an amazing husband and little girl.

❤💞

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader fluff #eddie munson x female reader

[new-kit-on-the-block]

Spoilers for The Dragonet Prophecy

I've decided to get into Wings of Fire, starting with a graphic novel version of the first book that I found at Barnes & Noble.

I just finished reading it, and I've also decided to catalog all of the thoughts I have about each book right after I read them. I'm gonna do it all in this post, one reblog at a time.

Here we go.

The Dragonet Prophecy:

I really like Clay's flat arc. The fact that, in the first book, the first thing we learn about him and the last thing we learn about him is the same piece of information twice, just framed under a different context will drive me insane for the rest of my life.

Seriously, there are 13 fucking books left for me to read, I cannot be getting so hung up over a single detail in book number one(1).

I wanted to see Tsunami beat up more dragons, but alas. From what I can glean, the second book will focus more on her. So maybe I'll get my wish after all.

Welp. Starflight's a double agent now. And I get the feeling that they're going to get a lot of mileage out of that when it comes to internal conflict. It's a pity that I didn't find him too interesting in this one, but I'll just have to assume they're saving all of that for a bit later in the series. We're still only in the world-building phase, after all.

Sunny's cute. Wish she was given more time to shine.

Same with Glory. But at least she got to kill someone.

It really seems like they were banking on the hopes that they would be able to publish a lot of books and would have plenty of time to flesh out the five dragonets later. Fortunately, like I said, there are 13 books left. And that's just the main series.

Hoping to see everyone get plenty of chances to shine. (Please please please tell me that they do. Please don't let this age poorly.)

The only name I knew going into this was Scarlet, who I've heard is just an absolute monster throughout the series. Excited to see how much more they can make me hate her.

Jesus fucking Christ that dude just fucking killed himself by hugging Peril. That shit was brutal.

Anyway, I really like Peril. Once again, wanted to see a lot more of her.

I also like the obvious parallels already being drawn between Peril and Clay. They were both introduced as having killed/tried to kill their sibling when they hatched. And then within the same book, both of those things were proven to be untrue.

It's pretty obvious they're setting up a ship between them, but it's a damn cute ship, so that's fine by me.

I really really like that the four of them keep consistently reminding Glory that they think she's pretty, as well as constantly reassuring her that they don't think she's lazy or stupid. Love me some siblings being collectively supportive of their extremely self-deprecating sister. I think she's shaping up to be my favorite of the five. With Tsunami being a close second. Make no mistake: I love them all.

Also, Tsunami coming from the Seawing Queen's hatchery is the funniest shit ever. She spends the whole book making jokes like "Maybe I'm the lost Seawing Princess or something Xp" and then right at the end Kestrel's just like "Yeah, no, you totally are." AND THEN SHE JUST FUCKING LEAVES

"Definitely our bigwings." Aww~ What a cute way to close off the first book :)

KESTREL'S DEAD?????

Anyway, great book. Can't wait to get my hands on the second one.

#wof #wings of fire #the dragonet prophecy #clay wof #tsunami wof #starflight wof #sunny wof #glory wof #peril wof

[transrevolutions]

the way disney fucked up the star wars sequels characters is so funny to me. like you have:

guy who is darth vader in a different font but with none of anakin's character development. no, he's like this because his *spins wheel* uncle tries to murder him in his sleep because of *flips coin* evil visions. he has temper tantrums when he's mad. he has the world's most drawn out switchback of a redemption arc and then Fucking Dies because they ran out of things to do with him.

girl who lives on a desert planet who is also very good with machinery and a natural pilot. (sound familiar?) she meets and befriends a droid and ends up going away from her home planet to fulfill her destiny. (sound familiar?) she gets training from a reluctant mentor figure who lives alone on a distant planet. she's also the descendant of a Big Bad Guy and in the end it's her and a redeemed bad guy working together that defeat the Ultimate Evil. (SOUND FUCKING FAMILIAR??)

ex soldier who decided killing civilians was Traumatizing and deserted. inexplicably good at swordfighting despite the army he was in using guns pretty much exclusively. he has insane gay tension with the guy who he broke out of jail. literally the only character with an arc that made sense but he gets sidelined immediately so that the previous two can make eyes at each other via force skype.

rebel pilot who basically commits space mutiny, probably resulting in dozens of deaths, but it's okay because he's the Specialest Boy Ever. has insane gay tension with the previous guy to the point where even the actor mentioned it. gets a random cut and paste love interest so that disney doesn't have to deal with Gay Allegations in their movie.

badass mechanic girl with a tragic backstory who is immediately sidelined so that everyone else can have character development. literally the most interesting character out of all of these people, but, again, the first two making eyes at each other under dramatic lighting is more important.

honorable mention: old cynical mentor figure who got character assassinated. also tried to kill his nephew for some reason. I mean man. what did you think was going to happen. the funniest part of the movies is when he gets hit on the head with a stick by a ghost alien guy.

#listen idc if this is bad #it's funny. to ME. #these characters had so much potential #but they got put into the most Ridiculous plots ever #star wars #star wars sequels #sw #pigeon.txt

[hibernationsuit]

41 (Comfort food) and 49 (nightfall), together or separately :)

gonna do separately bc comfort food got too long and also stays under the cut bc of tow worldbuilding and toby's fucked up eating habits 💔

nightfall is nicer and shorter tho <3

comfort food: Based on that one 'standing in front of an almost empty fridge at 3am' doodle. Also lots of thoughts on food & Halcyon's food situation. And memories of Earth </3 warnings: disordered eating

nightfall: Klara & Tobias sit on a sea shore after long day of packing boxes bc Klara is moving. No warnings here :3

comfort food

Waking up in the middle of the night with hunger pangs had become so usual that ADA stopped commenting it. Or maybe she got tired of me never answering to her queries about it. What was I supposed to say, "Sorry I barely ever eat?"

I turned to another side and tried to fall asleep again, knowing well it won't work.

Eating food here has been hard since the beginning, but ever since hearing what Dr. Chartrand and the Board have been hiding, I've started feeling bad about even thinking of eating properly. I'm not from here, I'm not supposed to be here. Why should the food be used on me? I knew thinking like that was wrong, yet I couldn't control my thoughts.

I got up slowly and reached for the red tailcoat hanging on the chair. No idea what kind of fabric Celeste used, but its soft texture felt nice and comforting. It reminded me of that pink sweater Klara used to wear back in university. No point thinking about it now.

Fridge seemed to be farther than ever, and walking quietly to not wake anyone up felt harder than ever. ADA seemed to pity me and switched on every lamp as I walked near it all the way to the kitchen.

Law, I craved some pasta. Not the kind they have here, but some Earth-made one. The mushroom vegetarian carbonara we used to make with Klara on Friday evenings. What I wouldn't give to eat one more plate. Or those left-over chocolate croissants I used to eat for breakfast, or as a midnight snack. The real comfort food if ever had one.

Opening the fridge never felt so disappointing. The drawn boarst drawing on the lonely can seemed to laugh at me for not eating it.

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nightfall

"To think, if someone told me I'd be ready to move out before the sunset, I'd laugh at them," Klara said and took a bite from her ice cream. The seagull in front of our bench stared at her with a jealous look on its face, but Klara didn't seen to mind. Either she was too exhausted to care after today, or too happy about moving from a dorm to care. Even if the wind was getting stronger and nightfall had arrived, bringing chillier air. "Won't have to deal with that for a few years now, huh."

"Few years? You got lucky with your rent."

"Yeah. Two bedrooms, a living room and a balcony. Open kitchen isn't my thing though."

"With you on that. My parents' place had it and the couch smelled like food all the time. Funniest thing is that we weren't allowed to take food to the living room. Which was in the same space."

"That's weird," she shrugged and continued rambling about her new place, "I still decided to take the apartment. I mean, it's not like I cook a lot."

"What are you going to do with a second bedroom though?"

"I, well, um...I was thinking I could get a roommate or something."

"Ooh, who?"

"You."

"Oh."

#asks #my writing #my ocs #oc: klara #oc: tobias #i've been obsessed w/ 1st person pov ever since binge reading murderbot during spring vacation can u tell #the outer worlds #too lazy to proofread so i apologize for the typos if they exist in this text

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Okay so as promised (By me, to me) I am writing about Deimos!

He's by far my favorite Durge and the first essay length bit of this is JUST for Act 1. Acts 2 and 3 will be in reblogs at some point

Also who knows I might make a post about his days in the dead three at some point (Read; probably soon because this boy has rotted my brain from the inside out).

You know the drill by now. ADHD ramble under the cut.

Deimos wakes up on the Nautiloid with a specific set of items on him. I don't feel like opening a save just to look at the starting inventory, but the thing that matters here is the book Paladin Oaths and Their Tenets;

(Interesting thing- This book is nowhere on the wiki. I would put it on there myself but I don't understand how wiki editing really works)

This book, I kid you not, is the most important part of roleplaying Deimos for me. He wakes up with no memories, head pounding, covered in blood, but he has tenets, and he WILL follow them (He's Oath of Devotion btw).

In addition to the text of the book, I headcanon that there are little notes in the margins of the pages- doodles and little jokes. Just stuff you would do if you were bored and had an old book on you.

Waking up on the beach, his immediate priority isn't necessarily survival or taking in his surroundings, it's his fucked up brain. I think a lot of people downplay how goddamn TERRIFYING it is to not have any memories. Like I've had days where I was sick and couldn't remember anything, and it was genuinely distressing, and this is like... 100 times worse than that.

So he panics, a little, and goes through all the items on his person. He has armor and a Warhammer, and... this book. He reads through it, and his thought is "Okay, I'm a paladin. That's something" And he finds a symbol of Ilmater drawn in the book and goes "Okay, that's my god probably. So I know two (2) things about myself! Awesome"

Thing is; Deimos is an amnesiac with 8 intelligence. He can kind of guess what Ilmater's followers believe, but the specifics are lost on him. The result is the funniest paladin to ever paladin.

Just imagine you're like... Shadowheart. This dude saves you from a Mindflayer pod. He seems nice enough when he's not complaining about a headache, and he's a competent fighter. You ask him who his god is and he's like "Uh... Ilmater, I guess." And you're like "...Okay" because you're a secret Shar worshipper so you kind of get being weird about deities, but Ilmater is a very acceptable god to follow and you're pretty sure he's not lying, but then why is he being weird about it. This guy is extremely devoted to his tenets but he's not even 100% sure what they are. He makes every moral decision based off of a book in his pocket and a general idea of what paladins/Ilmater devotees are like that may or may not be accurate. He doesn't even know how to pray, but he's pretty sure he's supposed to do it. The only thing he seems 100% sure about is his name, but at this point, you wouldn't be surprised if he got it off of a roadsign somewhere.

He's so fucking weird.

Deimos is incredibly freaked out by the urges, because obviously. After Shadowheart the first person he finds is Gale, and their first meeting is wonderfully awkward because Gale is being himself and Deimos is distracted by the fact that he really wanted to chop off this guy's hand like 15 seconds ago.

And then... Astarion.

Look, Durgestarion is canon in my heart and you have to deal with it now.

Deimos is incredibly easy to manipulate but in the weirdest way possible. Basically, if you can convince him that doing something is morally sound, or even just morally neutral but you really want him to do it? He'll just fucking do it. The Gur scene was the first real test of this:

Astarion: Hey this guy sucks Deimos: No he doesn't be cool What's his face: I'm hunting a vampire spawn named Astarion Deimos (Internally): Hm... Astarion is Good... and hunting good people is bad... So hunting Astarion is bad... Astarion: Please can I kill him? Deimos: Yeah okay

(Note; Deimos' definition of a "Good person" is a person he likes and who hasn't done anything morally bankrupt in his line of sight. Astarion encourages him to do bad things but so does his brain so he just doesn't listen to either of them)

However; The Urges. My way of thinking is that instead of doing horrible violence and mutilation and cannibalism whenever the option presents itself he just does something funny and kind of rude (This is the only reason he has high approval with Astarion. Astarion is constantly getting him to do weird confusing shit for his own amusement. Baa-ing at the redcaps in the swamp? 100% Astarion's influence. Threatening a magic mirror? 60% Astarion's influence and 40% because Deimos is a little bit of a himbo and doesn't like it when things try to test his intelligence. He is not a riddle person).

I cannot stress enough how weird this man appears to everyone who meets him. Friend or foe everyone around who talks to him for more than five minutes is hit with confusion. He rolls up to the scene with Kagha and Arabella and ignores the Dark Urge, only to immediately go "Hey I'm a paladin I can cast judgment on things" (A thing he is not sure that paladins actually do but he says it with confidence) and instead of making any moral arguments he's just like "I don't fuck with you snake lady let the kid go." He has high charisma but only uses it for persuasion. Ragzlin is like "The squid man showed me ur face time to die" and he just goes "No, lol." Withers wakes up to the literal chosen of Bhaal in Ilmateri getup and asks what the value of a life is and he says "Idk it's based on vibes." Astarion convinces him that the extra supplies that keep appearing in camp are a result of his charm and that he's totally not stealing from traders and Deimos goes "Yes that makes perfect sense" while Wyll is losing his goddamn mind.

Pretty early on in the game I found a book (I'm pretty sure it's A is for Azuth and Other Gods 6? Can you tell that a lot of roleplay is based around books for me) That has Ilmater, and between this children's book and the general assumptions people make about him, he can guess that he's supposed to be a martyr. It isn't his natural instinct, but he takes to it surprisingly well (His fighting style is protection, by the way. It's useless in combat but thematically appropriate so I don't care). I also think that he would encourage Gale to ramble about Ilmater because the man is like Forgotten Realms Google and this is probably his most trustworthy source of information for a while. I think Deimos really likes Gale because he talks a lot and helps drown out the murder thoughts.

So Deimos keeps up the facade-but-not-really-a-facade of being a brave, kind, selfless person who puts everyone before himself, and he tells his companions that he has dark thoughts and impulses, but they tell him that it's normal, and who is he to question them? (Again, he is easily convinced by things in weird ways. He trusts basically anyone more than he trusts his own brain, right now)

...And then Alfira comes to camp.

OH BOY. Okay so I have done playthroughs where I knock out Alfira and kill the Dragonborn bard instead, but I've been trying really hard not to metagame in this run so sadly our lovely tiefling bard is no longer with us. Deimos' honest first reaction to finding out he gored her is... to laugh.

Not a happy laugh, mind you- He's horrified, but his first thought is that he's broken his Oath, and then that that is decidedly not the first thing he should be thinking after he killed an innocent woman. So he laughs at the irony, and then he cries, and then he vomits. He cleans the blood off his hands but not because he wants to hide what he did. He just thinks that if he has to feel the blood on his fingers for one more second then he's going to go insane.

He never really stops feeling the blood. It will always be there.

My party at this point was Karlach, Astarion, and Wyll, and... Ouch. I felt like physical pain the first time I played Durge and everyone was mad at me. I think Deimos has that experience, here.

He wants to cry but he knows that he doesn't deserve to be upset about this. He vows that no innocent will ever die at his hand again, and sequesters himself in the ruin with the magic mirror in it and prays. He doesn't know how,really, but something in him remembers what a prayer for forgiveness sounds like. He begs Ilmater to listen to his repentance. Deimos carries a permanent, bone-deep guilt, but this is the first time he feels it so keenly.

He must read his tenets a hundred times, that day. He asks Withers to bring her back, but he understands why he can't. This is a burn on his conscience. She's at peace now, at least.

He is not, but what he feels doesn't matter.

(He is still immensely relieved that his oath is still intact. Breaking his oath might as well be breaking Deimos, and there's no telling what he will do once he's broken)

But, while everyone else is horrified, scared, or maybe just annoyed with Deimos, Astarion doesn't hate him.

And, look... Deimos' moral compass is literally a book, and the book doesn't say that he can't like a guy who thinks it's funny when you tell kids they're gonna die. He just really wants someone to not hate him, so now his best friend is a guy with an extremely underdeveloped moral compass. I think he clocks pretty early on that Astarion is manipulating him. But also... he doesn't care.

Deimos has always been- pre and post lobotomy- loyal to a fault. He was loyal to his foster family until Bhaal made him kill them. He was loyal to Bhaal and Saverok and even Orin. He was loyal to Gortash and Ketheric. He is a paladin at heart, whether that be under Bhaal or Ilmater. He is loyal and dutiful and constantly wracked with guilt.

Guilt for disobeying his father. Guilt for caring about people. Guilt for his past. Guilt for his urges. He's catholic coded.

So just like he was loyal to Bhaal he becomes loyal to Ilmater. Just like he was loyal to Gortash and Ketheric (Yeah, I'm going there) he becomes loyal to Astarion.

And like, he sleeps with Astarion, and he doesn't mind it, and for all his manipulation they do actually like each other, and then the tiefling party happens...

And look... Deimos knows that Astarion is lying when he says "I love you." He knows and acknowledges that fact and he can fully see that Astarion is pulling his strings like a good little puppet.

...And he just doesn't care. He lets himself believe, if only for a night, that someone loves him, despite his hands that are stained with blood and death and secrets.

And he lets Astarion feed on him, and they travel through the Underdark, and Deimos tries to hold his broken brain together.

The Grym fight is a weirdly potent moment for him, because I think that's when it really hits his companions that Deimos... Just does not value his own life.

Because at this point my party was Shadowheart, Karlach, and Astarion. Astarion and Deimos lure Grym onto the crucible, and Astarion can disengage and jump away. Karlach takes out the last of the magma mephits, and Shadowheart is next to the crucible lever.

Deimos can't disengage, though, and he cast survival instinct on Astarion earlier. So he drinks a potion of superior healing, and he tells Shadowheart to pull the lever.

Astarion's "No, my sweet bloodthirsty friend!" UGH I love it.

But Deimos (barely) survives (Which in reality means "Yay I don't have to use a scroll of revivify" but I want my angst so shhh)

They long rest, and the next day it's up to the mountain pass. I... really don't have a lot to say about the Githyanki Creche? Except that I know that Deimos just follows Lae'zel's lead on this. He bows to Vlaakith, and he... mildly considers killing the Dream Visitor (Who, by the way, looks as close to Jaheira as I could make her look, because the boy needs a mom and the Emperor clocks that easily)

He also gets VERY angry about the Varsh's treatment of Varrl (That is a CHILD how DARE you. I wish there was an option to fight him without making everyone else in the Creche hostile I hate this man)

I turned on non-lethal attacks for fighting my way out of the Creche, because I think Deimos doesn't want to kill these people- For Lae'zel's sake, and for his own.

Okay so maybe I do have a bit to say about the Creche sue me.

That awful fight with the like death knights or whatever in the mountain pass sucks. I don't know why but it always makes me so incredibly angry. Maybe it's just because that was the first place I ever actually had a party member die idk. Not related to Deimos I just had a bad time.

Oh, the Elminster thing...

Unlike almost every Tav or Durge I have, Deimos understands Gale's want to sacrifice himself to save the world/earn Mystra's forgiveness. He's a martyr, after all. He doesn't judge- He knows that feeling. He tells Gale as much. He doesn't want his friend to die, but he wants his friend to feel like he has a purpose. (Semi-related; This is my first run where I'm free of the bug where Gale is in love with you no matter what, and his platonic Act 2 scene before the Illithid colony is just... So sweet? Like he just wants his friend to be there for him. I love that wizard. Yes I will watch the stars with you buddy)

But now we are on to the Shadow Cursed lands, and Act 1 is over. Wow, this was so long.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #durge posting #bg3 durge #durge bg3 #durge #Toad's Tavs #tw: suicidal thoughts #tw: death

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I want to state I don't hate Kristoph or anything, I think I just get irritated sometimes at the attention the male characters in ace attorney get. I love Kristoph as a character and I've drawn and written about him a lot because he's cool! I just wish more people could give the leniency to female characters that they gave male ones. and Dahlia n Kristoph are good examples of similar characters for me.

why people should try to give Dahlia Hawthorne a chance (imagine this has been presented like a PowerPoint)

- she's so fucking funny first of all. fail girl of all time.

- literally got roasted so hard she went to hell

- so so much potential in her character

- Capcom mishandled her because they hate women but we don't have to hate women as well

- she killed a pedo, and someone who likes Britain (girl win!)

- she technically stopped Godot from his coffee addiction with an.. intervention. and it worked for a few years. to be polite.

- a woman

- a lesbian

- transgender

- her backstory is actually there even if it's a mess. unlike other poison loving gay ass characters.. (THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE PLS DONT HATE ME I'M BEING SILLY N JESTFUL!)

- since her backstory and character is a mess you can just interpret her however u want and ur right!

- Capcom genuinely wrote her character while hating her and forgot that she was a child when Terry Fawkes "dated her" and that she was even YOUNGER when she apparently manipulated her father into dropping off Iris and abandoning her at a temple?? like you were so right for pointing this one out.

- It really feels like the narrative hates her more than it likes being a good story and smooth ride. It just wants to demonise her over and over again than write an impactful journey of a character becoming filled with hatred and jealousy.

- my femcel queen

- objectively the funniest character and also the most tragic (to me so actually not at all objective but but but)

- really good showing of how even though she was so distant from the Fey family and her bio mother, she still suffered due to their family's generational trauma and baggage.

- cool design!!!!!!!!!!

- incredibly underrated for the final villain of the ace attorney trilogy. Like other villains in ace attorney are cool and all but pls pls pls I know she's not a twink in a homoerotic relationship but she's so cool..

I think Dahlia Hawthorne could be really interesting if people gave her a chance and I really wish they would because as a person or someone who is seen as a girl a lot and demonised a bit due to my uh.. issues.. I find myself relating to parts of her character. Also evil women go fucking crazy, love em. This also kind of goes for Iris as well, she doesn't... really ever get talked about outside of her relationship with Phoenix n that's in part fault of the fandom AND Capcom (my sworn enemies.)

Anyway thanks for listening - or well reading! :3

anon while we have vastly different interpretations of her character you are so incredibly correct in the general message of it all. like..you are correct with every part of this obviously it's just the matter of me having a different approach, but people seeing her as someone only tied to phoenix is so real and true. what capcom did was make dahlia a manic pixie nightmare girl (a female character created solely for the development of the male lead but in an evil way this time) and tbh we need to reject those behaviors and come up with cool shit for her

actually that manic pixie nightmare girl thing was so smart of me to say. i love myself i'm the smartest girlboy alive. you are also a genius anon honestly go off with this?? if i were you i would already be creating art and unhinged essay posts about this whole thing

#love this blog. so many smart people. including me i'm amazing #raysanswers #tw grooming

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Sammi which jojo guy is THE ugliest jojo guy make them fight for top contender

really such a such a good topic, i defiantly think they should kill each other

lIKE ok, theres the clearly FUCKED UP looking designs out there, and i personally feel i shouldn't throw their hate into the ring because thats just too easy, like p5 was riddled with ugly fuckers and UGLIER fuckers

but man out of the "normal" looking bitches... ough

Fugo comes to mind, especially this picture

Dio but specifically after he gets souped up and looks like my grandmother after she'd get high and put makeup on

kira was really going for gold when he was doin this shit, like these look horrible

Diavolo is a pretty horrible design, like i really didnt love Doppio's look but when i really started having to look over Diavolos look im like. Doppio looks like he has a set outfit going out. Diavolo looks so terrible and like a fucking mess of a design

like this just looks so awful to me. he looks like olive loaf meat. Please put a shirt on this beast

YKNOW WHILE WERE HERE, this fucking one to. he's so fucking ugly, i hate blonde men. his stand was cool but i hate him i would kick him into space if i could

I WILL ALSO SAY IN GENERAL. i think the p5 manga art style has a lot of charm. but i think that anime made the style look SO bad and so many of them look so much uglier and just horrible. everyone drawn like a fucking monkey creature and i hate to look at them.

oh also this is the funniest picture ever what a horrible thing

and one last thing while were all here

#long post #jojo #jjba #sorry everyone #their ALL ugly #but these are the ones i PERSONALLY think are some of the worst offenders