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plushieanimals · 10 months

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build a bear ✨ snuggly sea monster

#this is so cute wtf build bear #sea monster #loch ness monster #marine #build a bear #fantasy #plush #plushcore #toycore #plushies #kidcore #plushie #cryptid #best

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marlenesluv · 7 months

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Home. (OP)

request -> “hi! if it's not a bother, could you do a oscar piastri x adhd reader (very hyper and bubbly), from Brazil (Paraná) but she speaks a bunch of languages, and is studying mechanical engineering, also she's 18, thank you ❤️”

note: lovey love love this sm. oscar is so sweet, not enough oscar love out there fr. i might start writing for him more?.. happy to write some brazilian reader too, i love this. i made this to skip the launch, just some cute stuff of them dating! anyways, i hope you enjoy :)❤️

warnings: none!!

fc: rafaella consentino

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

liked by: y/n.user, landonorris, and 289,024 others

oscarpiastri: back to her roots 📍Paraná, Brazil 🇧🇷

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oscar.y/nfanpage: oscar 🤝 turning into a y/n fanpage

y/n.user: happy to be back and show you around😊🫶

|> oscarpiastri: we walked 15 miles in one day, how much more to see is there??

|> y/n.user: so so SO much more

|> oscarpiastri: i’ll only walk my feet off for you🫶

f1.edits: they are so sweet, they give me a toothache 🥹

y/n.wagpage: my favorite wag 💁‍♀️🙏

pastry.fanpage: brazil is so beautiful, enjoy your break with your gf oscar!

landonorris: no invite?

|> oscarpiastri: next time

|> y/n.user: OO YAYAYA i’m such a good tour guide

|> landonorris: oh no, im gonna have to walk 100 miles, aren’t i?

|> oscarpiastri: 😁😁

f1.updates: i love me some summer break content. and when it’s oscar & y/n? NEED

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liked by: oscarpiastri, francisca.cgomes, and 173,135 others

y/n.user: finally got a break from building stuff and finals🫠 agora posso mostrar ao Oscar minha casa

translation (i used google so this might not even be correct but pls bear with me): now i get to show oscar my home

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oscarpiastri: i love you💚💛💙

|> y/n.user: aww, i love you too💚💛💙

|> user7: i’m- stop. this is so cute

y/n.fans: multilingual queen👸

francisca.cgomes: you guys are the cutest

|> y/n.user: kikaaaa <3

f1.wags: just wondering, does anyone know what other languages y/n speaks??

|> y/n.fanpage: portuguese is her main language, then english. and she also knows japanese, french, italian, spanish, some german, and i think she said she’s learning dutch!

|> f1.wags: howwww….

|> y/n.user: haha, you got them all! my parents thought i needed to know as many languages as possible, so i try to always expand :)

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liked by: oscarpiastri, charles_leclerc, and 182,294 others

y/n.user: is he as good on a moped as he is in an f1 car…?

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lilymhe: i just cant believe you EXIST. you’re stunning

|> y/n.user: LILYYYYY 🥹😭 i cant believe YOU exist

f1andf2.wags: i love the way that all the wags are friends wtf🥹

|> wag.postsoff1: me tooooo

oscarpiastri: yes, yes i am

|> y/n.user: my kens job is vroom

|> francisca.cgomes: mine too!

|> carmenmmundt: wow! mine too, guys😇

user77: you beautyyyyy💛

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liked by: oscarpiastri, danielricciardo, and 199,246 others

y/n.user: back to the paddock fits😁 so excited to annoy the mclaren engineers while i do my coursework 😇

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oscarpiastri: they love you, it’s okay

|> y/n.user: i love gossiping with them☺️

f1.wagpage: cutest couple ever, STOP IT NOW

formula1updates: so excited for the paddock posts!!

oscary/n.ship: pls teach oscar some portuguese🙏

|> y/n.user: trust me, i’ve been trying. he’s getting somewhere

pierregasly: can’t wait for you to steal my gf again

|> y/n.user: is it stealing if she comes over willingly?🤨

editsforwags: the first look so good🤝

mclaren: excited to have you both back🧡

*liked by creator*

user04: 日本に来てください！(come to japan!)

|> y/n.user: すぐ！(soon!)

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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri x reader #f1 x you #f1 x oc #f1 x female reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x reader #smau #oscar piastri fluff #oscar piastri smau

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muscular-fantasies · 2 years

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Hey again I have another request if that’s cool with you… (I was the anon who mentioned the whole eating thing) I just wanted to say for starters that what you did was amazing and was wondering if you could do more or I guess add to it…

I don’t just wanna be a muscular jock anymore, I wanna be one of those types of power hungry and dominant muscle freaks that lusts for both power & dominance with an added bonus of muscle. It’s cool if not but I appreciate what you do and what you did for me and I can’t thank you enough for it :)

You laugh as you reenter the training area, feeling bigger and stronger, you get ready to test these new muscles to their limits.

You grab some plates and add them to the bar, lifting them with some loud grunts. Quickly adding another plate, this time having a hard time to lift it. When you raised it to the top you smile, sweat flowing down your shoulders over your wide back. Amazed and mostly excited by your new power, ready to make this place your home.

"School time's over kid, let the adults have a go." A deep voice says, as his giant hand squeezes your shoulder.

Surprised you let go of the bar, but his giant paws, catch it easily and lifts it back on the rack with no effort. You stand up and turn around, seeing the biggest guy you have ever seen. Eyeing him up and down, he must be at least 6'5, his body erupting with muscles that make you look like the small twink you once were.

Before you could react he pushes you aside and starts working out. Anger builds inside you as, no one should mess with the alpha of this house. You walk towards the lockers and slam one, making a big dent in it.

"How dare that bastard, diminish me?!? I AM THE ALPHA! IF HE DOENS'T SUBMID I'LL USE HIM AS THE ROIDED PROTEIN HE IS!" You growl.

You sit yourself down on a bench, your stomach starting to growl again as it needs new food.

After a good hour or so, you see him walk in from the corner of your eyes. You stand up and follow him into the sauna. Seeing it's empty except for the two of you, you know this is your chance.

Before he could even sit completely down, you jump at him and envelop his dick in your mouth. He pushes you back.

"WTF FAG!" He growls.

But you don't listen as the need to fill your stomach takes over. You lunch at him and pin yourself completely against him as you start to suck as if your life depends on it. He tries to pull you loose, but can't help but moan as you go down on him. Because of this he doesn't use a lot of strength and you can hold on. Before he can realize it he had already lost a good chunk of his size. Panicking he uses everything in him to pry you off, but to his horror you've already gained the upper hand.

You squeeze him tightly as you feel his balls erupt, shooting every last bit into you. You grin evilly as you use his leftover towel to clean you face.

When you stand up you instinctively knew that your height and muscles had grown to his. It was time you became the alpha for real. After this you had started to go after every guy that had something you desired.

The army guy, who had amazing fighting skills to subdue anyone. The cute twunk, with his amazingly low bodyfat. The bear and his furry chest. The guy who was mostly there to take pics of his amazing jawline.

One by one you added there features to yourself, maybe one day you would be happy with what you had gained, but that wasn't gonna be any day soon.

#muscle gay #muscle daddy #muscle theft #muscle transformation #gay transformation #body transformation #body theft #muscle

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birdie-ghost · 2 years

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Ok from you recent post- god i loved all of it, so imma nitpick the whole thing and say exactly what i loved about it

Starting with Jeremy's face- omg this got me grinning like an idiot, they're so funny XD

It keeps getting better and better lmao

Then like- can we also appreciate how much of a dork Mike was here

And how much of a cute adorable little gremlin was Gregory as well

Addding to that, Gregory's face here i love it, cute lil bby

And god i can't stress this enough how hilarious i gound Mike's panicked face expression here

And then to end it off with these

JUST LOOK AT GREGORY, LOOKW AT HIM!!! HE'S SO CUTE WTF

That lil face of his, i just wanna squish 🥺🥺

And again, mike's stressed out/panics face, love it XDD

EHEHEHEHEHE I had so much fun just doodling that, I've finnally had time lately and it's been great.

Also you cannot ever tell me mike wouldn't be the type to panic and put his accidental child into build-a-bear clothing because he didn't know what else to do, ya just cant, because he absolutely would.

#birdieghostalks #ask #answer #mutual #friend #gregory fitz afton au

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webslingingslasher · 9 months

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i cant find the post but it was something about reader leaving the spidey plush at peters and he took care of him but stuck by the build a bear because that’s your plushie / he’s a mama’s boy

i guess my question is frat!peter considered the daddy?

i also think it’s cute that they have a silly little teddy bear family 🥹

he's freddy's daddy for sure.

as for spidey, he's more like the step dad. peter wasn't around when trouble first got him so he's more bonded to her.

also, wtf is my life. why am i so in depth with fictional stuffed animals?

#frat!peter

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iamknicole · 2 years

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Masterlist

A/N: I'm still building this. So, if you're looking for fics of mine and they are not linked below, they're coming soon! Check the tags on this post in the meantime to find them!

Bloodline Family Series

Features Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso & OCs

Welcome Home

Parent Conference

Embarrassing Moment

Parent Conference

Big Boy Simba

Just Say No 2

Just Say No 3

Just Say No 4

Fed Up 1

Fed Up 2

A New Leaf

Wait … Before You Hit Me

Guess What

Fight

M&M’s

Freshmeat

House Party

Simba’s First Date

Heartbreak Pt. 1

Heartbreak Pt. 2

Clumsy

Studying

Fan

Daddy’s Got You

Todd

Throuple

Meet the Family

Meet the Washingtons

What’s Done in the Dark

Comes to the Light

Birthday Girl

Early Christmas Gift Planning

Dinner & Dessert

New Blessings

Congrats, Grad

Attack

Attack 2

Attack 3

Old Wounds

Old Wounds II

Old Wounds III

Tha Block is Hot

Knock, Knock

Goin’ Off

Lines

Dinner

Surprise

Boxes

Well

Let’s Talk

Draft Night

Bloodline Family Series Shorties

Features Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso & OCs

Do You Want It I’ll Buy It For You

Smoke

Haleigh & Carlito

Auntie A

You Don’t Have To Do All The Things You Do

I’m Not Gonna Stop Poking You

I Fell in Love With My Best Friend

It’s A Real Shame No One Asked For Your Opinion

You’re So Cute When You Pout Like That

That doesn’t Even Make Sense

Facetime

Child is Sick & Wants Daddy

Bedtime Temper Tantrum

Parental Paragraph

Is That Mistletoe?

My Parents Will Love You, Don’t Worry

Let’s Bake Cookies!

I Want A Picture with Santa

Daddy, Can you Help Me Write A Letter to Santa?

I Don’t Sing

Baby, Help Me Write Christmas Cards

It’s 1AM, Get Up!

Bloodline Family Series AU

Features Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso & OCs

Netflix and …

Privacy

Family Ties

Spinoff from BLFS

(I wrote all fics linked here but this series is co-run with @annoyedkayah2395, go to her blog for the installments that she's written)

Practice

First Day In Cali (Goes with “Todd”)

Video

Cali

1+1=3

Just Because

Coping

Hear Me Out

Carlito’s First Sleepover

Girl Talk

Let Me Tell You

Morgan & Chenice

Nightmare

Father’s Day Prep

Come Get Her

Family Court

Story Time

Dreamin’

Storm

Pop Up

Tragedy

Hey Alexa

MJ

Family Ties AU

(I wrote all fics linked here but this series is co-run with @annoyedkayah2395, go to her blog for the installments that she's written)

Water Balloons

But …

Studio

Co-Parenting

BLFS//FT Crossover

Excuse Me Miss

Icky

Haleigh’s Appointment

Man to Man

Jealous

Charlotte

BBQ

Home Alone

Grandpa King’s Farm

Sour Patch Kid

Birthday Party

Mama Tasha

Caught

Like It?

BLFS//FT AU Crossover

Haleigh’s Visitor

New Kid on the Block

One

Two

Three

Late

Mommy

Gifts

Unicorns & Rainbows

Awkward 2

Movin’ Out

Get Right

My Baby

ER

Visiting

Responsibility

I’m Sorry

Mama Bear

Stop!

I’m Fine

Take Care of It

Runaway Bride

Firsts

Disrespect

First Trip

Kid Free

Have & Have Nots

(I wrote all fics linked her but this series is co-run with @annoyedkayah2395, go to her blog for the installments that she's written)

Officially A Malone

Gotta Go

Bonding

Confrontation

Mind Your Business

Emergency

Recovery

Pop Up

Formal Introduction

The Real Her

My Brother’s Keeper

Family Time

Father

Let’s Talk

The Morning After

Night Out

Checkmate

Saturday

Engagement Dinner

Another Emergency

Beat Down

Sweeties Day

Creepin’

What Are You Doing Here?

Skeletons 2

Why

For You

Blood

To Zion

WTF

First Day

Warning

Just In Case

Lunch

Dumb Broad

Lil Thug Life

Moving

Old Friends

Prep

A Tragic Day

Savannah

Thin Ice

Empty House

Officer

Full Story

Family Dinner

The Last Straw

Listen

Leaving

Unbelievable

Oops

Gee Wiz, It’s Christmas

Oh You Forgot?

Guests

Coach

Who Is She?

I’m Pregnant

Conley

Sneaky

Back In Town

Stop Playin’ With Me

Oliver & Company

Unbothered

Nerves

Plan B

Back Off

Sistas

The First Baby

Switch

You’re …

Caught

Enough

Sibling Rivalry

Another Willis

Have & Have Nots AU

10 Seconds

Trouble Man

Awkward

Be Nice

Dumbass

Tyson

New Leaf

One

Two

Just The Two of Us

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Seven

Eight

Nine

Eleven

Twelve

Thirteen

Fourteen

Fifteen

Sixteen

Seventeen

Eighteen

Nineteen

Twenty

Twenty-One

Twenty-Two

SVU

Familiar Face

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Trial Prep

A Special Victim

The Things We Have to Lose (Pt. 1)

The Canary

Features Roman Reigns & OCs

One

We All Want Love

Features Roman Reigns & OCs

Cast

Chapter One

Line in the Sand

Features Tama Tonga & OCs

One

Two

Three

Four

Five (Pt. 1)

Five (Pt. 2)

Six

Seven

Eight

Empire

(I wrote all fics linked her but this series is co-run with @annoyedkayah2395, go to her blog for the installments that she's written)

Prince of Rap

Group Project

Condo

Come Here

Faded Memories

Ghost

Come Clean

Ghost 2

Rocky

Meeting Ms. Taylor

McIntyre Family Series

Features Drew McIntyre, Montez Ford & OCs

Temper Tantrum

First Night Home

Bonding Time

Daddy, Can You Help Me Write A Letter to Santa?

I’m Pregnant

My Parents Will Love You

Is That A Mistletoe?

Sleeping Headcanon

Anger Headcanon

Kissing Headcnnon

New Years #4

Main Event

Champ

Champ 2

Deja Vú

Features Florian Munteanu & OCs

One

Two

Three

Four

Shorties

Daddy Daughter Time (Seth Rollins)

Twitter Fingers (Tama Tonga)

Baby’s First Shots (Tama Tonga)

Temper Tantrum (Samoa Joe)

First Day of School (Tama Tonga)

Baby’s First Doctor’s Appointment (Jeff Hardy)

Nightmare (Tama Tonga)

Child is Sick (Jeff Hardy)

Breakfast Time (Samoa Joe)

Daddy Daughter Bonding (Jinder Mahal)

Parental Paragraph (Big E)

Director's Commentary

Haleigh & Messiah

Jey & Apryl

Roman & Kandice

Best & Worst Traits of Characters

Drew & Danica

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birdy-ooc · 8 months

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People are so cute I cannot. 😭

The other day this bloke broke his thumb right outside my building. I could hear him swearing, so I stuck my head out onto the balcony like “You good mate?” and gave the poor bugger some ice. This afternoon while I’m dancing about to my music, I look over and see this lady waving at me over the balcony railing and I just 👁️👄👁️

Ma’am, please pretend you did not bear witness to my dramatic singing and dancing.

But it was his wife! She came to bring me a thank you card and chocolate. 😭

THEY? ARE? SO? SWEET? WTF? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO ADORABLE? I WAS ALREADY LOSING IT OVER THE SINGING BUILDERS AND NOW THIS EIFNWINDEKJFKD.

#inside it says ‘apologies for all the expletives! it really hurt!’ BLESS THIS COUPLE OMG.#she also brought replacement tea towels because he bled on mine. 😂

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not-close-to-straight · 2 years

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Omg! I'm dying! I just finished the latest chapter of risk and fuck! Everything about it is just so fucking good!

The whole stay thing in the empty classroom, Billy going to Steve in the library and tugging him down to sleep with his head in Billy's lap. Billy giving him his sweater and then being cold! And all the fucking tension just building and building and building!!

The car scene! Wtf?? So good! Just everything about how desperate they are and the promise of soon and the pleading of don't leave me empty Alpha and imma put you in the backseat. Steve remembering the important things and Billy being all imma need more than 15 minutes cuz imma need you to be all soft and sweet and cuddly afterwards! 😭😭

Oh and the ripped shirt and ripped jeans and Steve biting bruising, like fuck, just everything about it was so good!

Also, it's literally so cute seeing Billy bonding with the "bear cubs"! And how he doesn't want to disappoint or upset his Omega, so he just gives into them.

Steve cracking up over Billy calling them bear cubs was hilarious, too. And when they hear Billy over the walkie 🤣🤣

Love seeing Billy bonding with Max, love how he called her his sister, and freaking love everything about Steve and Billy!!

THANK YOU

Okay the whole scene in the empty classroom. Idk why but I am OBSESSED with Billy who is always running his smart mouth, who never fucking shuts up being reduced to mostly non verbal when he needs his mate. He has SO MUCH TO SAY all the time, teasing Steve constantly, flirting and tossing out innuendos, generally being obnoxious, pretending to be relieved that Steve's parents aren't around cos that means he can sneak in for some booty any time he wants.

But then Steve goes to pull away and the only thing Billy can manage is "stay." He physically can't find the words to say what he needs from his Omega, he has no idea how to ask for it so he manages just the one word and then is relieved to the point of almost collapsing when Steve not only understands what he's asking for, but when Steve ALSO NEEDS THE SAME THING. I just love them. Shamelessly love them. They are such an interesting pairing not just for the always beautiful enemies to lovers trope but because Billy and Steve are so so alike in about a thousand ways that the second you start peeling away the surface of on-screen characterization, they are honestly FASCINATING and I could write about them for basically ever.

Bruh. "Are you empty right here?" that question took me out. Like I wrote the damn scene and that part still knocked me tf out. And Billy admitting that he needs all the "after" parts of sex so much, the cuddling and trust and safety with each other?? He's not great with words but sheesh is he beautiful when he's being vulnerable.

I honestly could write baby Alpha Max for years. I adore her so much. And the Party just trolling the hell out of Billy, its good for him! He needs to get that full younger sibling experience! Keeps him humble!

The whole "wow I'd jump off a bridge if I were you, this is literally mortifying." part. I kept thinking about that John Mulaney skit where he talks about how junior highers are super specifically mean while writing that part. HEY THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT. Poor Billy

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knickkatstuff · 1 year

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For the Pokémon ask...

Female!Jellicent, Decidueye, Banette, Gorebyss, Corsola, and Maractus!

these are all so cool wtf!!!

Jellicent's so cute with her girl boss self! she looks like she'll give me a 2000s chick flick-style pep talk in the poshest British accent and I am all ears

Decidueye is also one of my favourite starters!! from round baby to archer baby

y'all... the amount of hugs I want to give Banette is unimaginable. honestly, if I ever find one, I'm making a beeline to build a bear to get a bunch of cute clothes for it because it deserves good things!!

Gorebyss is funny lol. mostly since I've seen some of its Pokedex entries but I'm not really complaining. we do share a trait of being cute and also probably being on a government watchlist lmao

Corsola is way too cute for words!!! I feel like I can just cup it in my hands ever so gently!

Maractus is one I didn't expect to love so much, but I do! I want to give it a big ol' hug even if it means I get stabbed by needles. a worthy sacrifice, really.

thank you so much, Kandi!!! 💖💖💖

#kat answers #pokemon

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moth-mayh3m · 2 years

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overthinking about that one picture of him i have where hes hugging a *glaceon plushie from build-a-bear tightly with the most wide genuine smile i've ever seen eifjejfe

the fact he was so happy in that moment makes it by far one of my favorites <33 god i am so gay wtf

* EDIT: HELP IT WAS A GLACEON LMAO sorry i was too captivated by my cute boyfriend How Dare I

im not a fake pokemon fan i swear/j

#moth vagueposting about xyr boyfriend hours?!?! in THE horse house?! its more likely than you think #i love him so much guys #waaaa #mlm love #nblm love #loveposting #i dont remember if he had a tumblr but if he does end up seeing this hi honey <3

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nymphinia · 2 years

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AAAA MY GOSH THEYRE ALL SO CUTE 😭💖💖💖

I know the feeling!! I saw you wanted to be asked and had to, I love showing my collection too

your love puppy is adorable omg I remember when those were one of the main grail ones back in the kinztube days, I still want one ngl 😂

I love that big unicorn so much!! the eye details are really cute, reminds me of the first scented valentines build a bears from 2016-17

and omg your cinna collection!! I need this with bonbonribbon but it's impossible to get her plushies here 💔

honestly I never thought much of mew but omg that one is so cute wtf!! all your pokemon you showed look so cuddly!! and red looks so sweet, red panda plushies are so good for the world istg

thank you for sharing!!!! it's just as exciting seeing other collections as showing imo :D

Awe thank you for asking💖💖 Also Id love at least one bonbonribbon but they are expensive😭 I wish you luck on that collection!

#ask

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thatgirlissopeculiar · 2 years

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Ok, nobody told me that the build-a-bear dono conversation from the fortnite stream included George asking Dream if he should say the same thing that he did when he got the dono ‘so it’s matching’ that’s so cute wtf

#'should we do it so we're matching' omg #that is so cute #dreamnotfound #dnf #George Fortnite/CSGO Stream 2/2/22

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lasquadrasfuckhouse · 3 years

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la squadra as dads vibes 🔨

the hammer emoji has dad energy don't @ me. it's because fathers belong at home depot

risotto is a chill goth dad. he is very patient and he lets his kids colour in his tattoos with markers, holds their hand when they get their nose pierced for their 15th birthday, if someone tells his kid UR DAD IS SO SCARY they're just like wtf That giant teddy bear??? youre insane. has photos of them as a toddler absolutely SWIMMING in his metal band t-shirts. will throw his kid over his shoulder or hold them under his arm like a football cause it makes them giggle but he's also king of piggyback rides.

prosciutto is a classy dad. none of the other pta bitches have ever seen him in jeans, he will outdo them all at every bake sale and he will look sharp af while he does it. doesn't let his kids leave the house without eating something first. his most prized possession is the #1 DAD mug he got for father's day one year and he drinks his morning coffee from it every day. always has gum cause he quit smoking in preparation for dadhood. 'dad look it's the good kush!!!' 'this is the dollar store how good can it be'

pesci is the fishing dad who will bring his kids out on the boat to teach them responsibility and self-management and talk about life. a very soft dad. cried on his kid's first day of school cause they're growing up so fast. will leave a note with a cute smiley face in their lunch or on the fridge. worries about letting them watch scary movies but he ends up more scared than them

formaggio is a beer dad. he makes the jokes. he builds a deck. he picks up the funny dad hobbies. if his kids drum a sick beat on his gut he'll laugh. might take em to a sportsball game but if they're not into that he's happy to just sit on the couch and holler at the screen. he's that text interaction of 'hey dad can i borrow this shirt [picture of a cheesy hawaiian button up]' 'do NOT fucking touch. taking your mother to chili's tonight'

illuso is a weekly spa day dad. he'll gossip with his kids and nod sympathetically while they rant. he absolutely spoils his kids but being a dad also taught him to be a bit more generous and he definitely imparts that dadly wisdom onto his babies. the day his kid told him they could do their own hair before school he cried. very excited to tease and embarrass them with baby photos.

melone is gnc af the medical professional dad but also very chill and creative. knows just what to do when his kid is sick, gets better at cooking so he can make food both healthy And fun and gets really into making those cute bento lunches, seems to know everything but is excited when he doesn't cause everything is a learning opportunity!!!! constantly taking photos and scrapbooking.

ghiaccio is a very passionate dad. he gets really intense at his kid's sports games or makes a point of being THE LOUDEST TO CLAP at every recital. so cuddly that his partner (and the uncles) teased that the kid would never learn to walk if he didn't set them down. he'll let his kid help w/ car maintenance but if they're not interested he'll let them sit in the driver's seat and pretend to nyoom. the first time they really held an intellectual conversation with him he cried cause they're so grown up.

sorbet and gelato are fun chaos dads. if none of them can sleep they'll take the kid to the mcdonald's drive thru and go stargazing. there are quite a few photos of them holding their baby like simba on pride rock. the first time their kid pranked them they were so proud. will lovingly tease about crushes, ruffle their hair, and constantly use the funny baby mispronunciations their kid made while they were still learning to talk. if called and informed that their kid got in a fight at school, both would respond with 'did they win'

#this dad energy demanded to be released into the world #la squadra #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #sorbet #gelato #vento aureo #long post -/

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cloudytamaki · 3 years

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bnha » a kick in the balls

warnings. crack, cussing & the mention of balls a/n. i thought this would be fun to do since i love reading crack - enjoy! companion piece. drabbles version here

KATSUKI BAKUGO.

you’re on your phone, scrolling through instagram or something with a glass of water in your hands as you walk down the hallway to your bedroom

as you begin to round the corner, katsuki makes some snarl/snort/growl noise as he jumps out from the darkness

you shriek as you drop your glass of water and kick this gremlin in the nuts

he lets out an agonizing scream and drops to his knees

“what— what the fuck was that for?” he chokes out

“you scared me dumbass!” you grab a towel from the bathroom as you wipe up the water and walk into the bedroom

he doesn’t talk to you for an hour and finally makes you cuddle him

KEIGO TAKAMI.

rip bird boy

he was tickling the hell out of your sides with his fingers and feathers

you were screaming and laughing and tears were building up in your eyes

would not stop omg

your were scrambling to get away from him while he attacked your sides

arms and feet were flailing about and um

one of your feet made contact with his crotch

mans literally dropped onto you and started groaning

his wings add to the weight so now you’re being crushed

you’re probably not gonna escape

TAMAKI AMAJIKI.

this was purely an accident, but still 😭

you were up at 1 am to drink some milk

while you were pouring your milk you didn’t have any lights on to save your eyes

so tamaki must’ve heard you and called you but you were half asleep

you were walking with your glass out of the kitchen when he appeared in front of you

you both scared each other

he let out some sort of surprised noise while you thought the demons were here to get you for your sins

so you kicked him in the nuts with a scream, you didn’t even spill your milk

you were about to run and wake up tamaki when you realized it was him

anyway yeah he let out a very loud yelp/scream/squawk that sounded very similar to a cat getting its tail closed in a door

he fucking dropped to his motherfucking knees

didn’t want to but couldn’t help it; he literally started crying, tears rolled down his cheeks because damn, it hurts bad

shit so you sit down beside him and apologize so quick

finally you get up and you end up watching a movie or something

SHOTO TODOROKI.

how did this happen??

you two were sitting on the couch talking, cuddling and being cute

then a massive godforsaken bitchass brown cockroach crawled across the floor

shoto was like “hmm why is there a bug?? i bleached everything last week”

you were like “oh my fuck find higher ground”

and that just so happened to be shoto.

yeah so you jumped up and backed away, stepping on shoto’s groin and ankle simultaneously

that did not go over well

he let out a very guttural groan/yell and pretty much pushed you off him

you screamed, he screamed, the cockroach screamed

on closer inspection it was actually a ball of thread or something like that

he glared at you because you literally stomped on him because of a ball of fluff

you had to apologize and hug him

DENKI KAMINARI.

you were asleep with him until you had a nightmare

it was some scary shit about a bear/chicken hybrid chasing you

you were basically running in your dream, legs actually moving

denki wakes up and is like “good morning— wait wtf? babe?”

he reaches over to you and in your dream you think that this bearicken has caught you and is about to slash you in half, so you punch and kick

one of your many kicks hit him hard in the nuts

he screamed loudly, you woke up screaming since the bearicken has caught you

lots of screaming and you two fell off the bed

EIJIROU KIRISHIMA.

another complete accident 😭

you woke up to some loud yelling, cursing and panicking

you were extremely concerned because you thought someone broke in

it was eijirou beside you, who was yelling something about his thigh

you’re like “??? what the actual fuck???”

in your sleepy state you called his name; only response was more cursing and yelling

“EIJIROU??? BABE?!”

doesn’t respond, more cursing and yelling

so you slapped his thigh - or you thought it was his thigh

it was more in the crotch area

more shrieking, this time from both of you

after 3 minutes of chaos, it became quiet again

you discovered he had a charley horse and you pretty much worsened it

it was in his thigh,, which you slapped

you apologized quickly and cuddled as a sorry

#denki kaminari #denki x reader #eijirou kirishima #kirishima x reader #bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugo #hawks #hawks x reader #bnha crack #shoto todoroki #todoroki x reader #bnha headcanons #tamaki amajiki #tamaki x reader

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tsukishimaenthusiast · 4 years

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hiiiii i saw your requests are open~ yay!!!! can i request for an hc for 3rd gym squad going to BUILD-A-BEAR with their s/o??? make it extra fluffy and sweet plsssss~ thank you 💖💖💖💖💖

tsukishima, kuroo, bokuto, and akaashi going to build a bear with their s/o

BRUH THIS IS SO CUTE WTF

tsukishima:

omg yall go on ur bday

tsukki asked, “what do you want to do for your birthday”

you: “take me to build a bear”

tsukishima is SO against the idea at first bc ???? are u 5?????

but he CANT say no to u so 😌

when youse arrive he legit stands in front of the store bc he doesn’t wanna go in but you drag him in anyways

“kei, you should get one too!”

he stares at you because he doesn’t think ur serious

sadly, he doesn’t cave in

“no, y/n. this is your day. i’ll get you whatever you want for your stuffed toy.”

i meannnnnnn you can’t complain when he gives you an answer like that

so you pick out the animal you want and already have an outfit in hand

but you said you were getting two outfits

“you can pick out the other one, babe,” you told tsukki

he was about to say something but you shooed him away and brought ur toy to the stuffing station

tsukki came back with a DINOSAUR outfit

“i think this one is pretty nice.”

you laugh and take it from his hands

after you celebrate the rest of ur bday activities, you and tsukki are laying on your bed

he falls asleep and subconsciously grabs the build a bear you made earlier today (with the dino outfit)

“i knew he should’ve got one for himself,” you thought to yourself

you took a pic of him snuggling the toy before he woke up

kuroo:

you n kuroo were talking about ur childhoods

“yea i haven’t been to build a bear in a minuteee,” you said

kuroo: “want to go right now?”

ur like ??? but damn what are u gonna do? say no? i mean,,, y’all weren’t doing much at home anyways

so now kuroo is driving you to build a bear

tbh you just expected that y’all were gonna look around for the nostalgia ykyk

“babe, are you not gonna pick one out?”, kuroo asked

you: “what do you mean?”

kuroo: “why would we come all the way here not to get anything?”

so both you n kuroo pick out the animals you want

he picks a dog✊🏼

when youse are at the stuffing station, he kisses the heart and puts it in UR toy and you do the same for his

the worker smiles cutely at u two 🥺

kuroo pays even tho u said you’d pay for your own

and he carries your box for you, too

when you guys get home he takes a pic of them and puts on his snapchat, “they’re dating lol”

bokuto:

yall are at the mall

you and bokuto walk past build a bear

“y/n!!!!!! let’s go in!!!!”

how can you say no to this excited bb 🥺

u pick ur fav animal

bokuto picks whichever one looks coolest

ur kinda eyeballing the matching outfits but u don’t wanna say anything

bokuto: “y/n, look at the matching outfits! they’re so cute~”

y’all get the matching outfits😌

you two head to the stuffing station

bokuto kisses his heart but asks you to kiss it too before the worker puts it in the toy👉🏼👈🏼

bokuto also buys a bunch of accessories like hats n stuff

doesn’t let you pay bc he “was the one who wanted to get them in the first place”

even tho u lowkey wanted them as well

bokuto gives his animal some dope ass name

“what’re you gonna name yours, y/n?”

you: “hmmmm… maybe ‘ace’?”

bokuto’s eyes literally LIGHT up

“that’s a cool name!!”

akaashi:

you were RIGHT about to leave the mall… when you and akaashi walked past build a bear

you looked quickly just to see what kind of animals they had out rn

akaashi notices

“do you want to go in?”

you shook your head “no”

akaashi grabbed ur hand

“are you sure? i’ll get you one before we head home.”

you stared at the ground in silence

you were about to say “no, it’s okay,” but akaashi pulled you into the store

he watched as ur eyes lit up at all the different animals

you couldn’t decide between two of them so you asked akaashi which one he liked better

he picked the one u lowkey liked better🙊

you just finished stuffing ur animal but u made akaashi hold it as u searched for the right outfit

he’s looks a lil out of place holding the stuffed toy in the middle of the store

he’s jus so much bigger than the little kids and their parents that are surrounding him yknow

you come back with an outfit and put it on ur new toy

akaashi pays for it and hands you the box

“thank you, keiji~”

he gives you a small smile and gently brings your head closer to him

he places a kiss on your forehead

“of course, baby.”

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l-a-gage · 4 years

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M6 Sharing a Bed With MC

More soft fluff bc I can’t get enough. I took a more playful tone with this one bc it just seemed so right. Got a bit carried away too...(And if you can’t tell by now I’m a sucker for a really caring and genuine Lucio even with all of his quirks and faults) Sweet Dreams 😘😴

Asra🔮

Would have a lot of warm blankets and extra throw pillows with intricate patterns on his bed

Incense burning while you two fall asleep

He loves to cuddle so be prepared

Wants to be touching you so he knows you are there with him throughout the night

He can’t bear the thought of being alone at night without you like before (excuse me, I’mma go cry real quick)

In the winter you best bet he will be wrapped around you underneath blankets and have his face tucked in your shoulder

During the summer he won’t be as close but he has at least one hand on you

Mandatory good night kisses

A literal angel when asleep, you can’t take your eyes off of him 🥺

Catches you watching and teases you with suggestive looks and that classic playful smirk 😏

If you have trouble sleeping he has a tea for that, heck you’ve probably already drank it

If you wake up with nightmares he will hold you gently, whispering sweet things in your ear and offer a spell to help only if you want it

Nadia 👑

Sleeps on a tempur-pedic mattress because our queen needs her best beauty sleep

Tasteful silk sheets and a modest amount of pillows

She always sleeps in expensive lingerie changing the look according to the mood if you get me 👀

If you get cold all it takes is one word and she’ll have fluffy blankets and heating pads brought in

She’d love to cuddle but I feel like she’d wholeheartedly respect yours and have her own boundaries when sleeping

So if you want to cuddle she’ll cuddle the hell out of you but if you’re not in the mood she’s perfectly fine

As long as you’re happy, she’s happy

Talks in her sleep as she dreams (cute af 🥺)

If you’re having trouble sleeping you she’ll bring in some tea while she reads to you, one arm around you the other holding the book

And if you have a nightmare she hold you tight, telling you she’s there for you and no one will ever hurt her precious magician

Julian 🌹

First thing you did was make him buy a bed actually long enough for him cause he deserves the best and more

He doesn’t sleep much so he wanted you to pick out everything so you’d be as comfortable as possible (what a gentleman 😢🤧)

He assures you anything is comfortable for him as long as you’re beside him

Unless he’s out working late he will always lay with you until you fall asleep then get back to work quietly

Or if you’re a night owl like him, he’ll wait

Strokes your hair and plants a kiss on your forehead 😚 and then cheeks and then nose and then neck and then-

Trouble sleeping? Well, well, you’re in luck! He’s got a cure for that (just indulge him)

If you have a nightmare he will hold you tight against his chest, so you can hear his heart beat and feel his warmth as he sings a soft sea shanty

But be warned he’s got long limbs and sleeps like a starfish 😐

Muriel🐺

He’d want to buy or build a new bed with plenty of space for the both of you but you tell him you don’t mind the tight fit👀

Is worried he might accidentally hurt you so until there was a mutual agreement, you’d lay on top of his chest

He actually really loves it like 😳

Like Asra he worries you might leave him and disappear in the middle of the night so your body weight is a constant reminder you’re still there

Might actually get a little pouty if you get up (imagine that soft shit, I dare you)

10/10 chest, his tiddies are better than pillows

Would definitely have basic bedding and weighted blankets

He’s a fairly quiet sleeper but if you listen on a quiet night you can hear a deep purr from his chest

Looks so at peace when he’s asleep, you could paint a picture of him

He understands having nightmares so if you do get one he’ll give you some space until you calm down and when you are ready he will be more than willing to hold you in his lap and soothe you to sleep, stroking your cheeks and hair

Portia⭐️

This woman’s bed is the most comfortable and inviting thing you’ve ever seen 😧

Cute and soft patterns on her blankets and plushy throw pillows 🍄🌸

Even her pajamas are cute and matching wtf

How is she so cute, seriously

Loves to cuddle with you under thick comforters so it’s like you two are the only ones in the world

Pepi sleeps at the end of the bed

She doesn’t mind being a big or little spoon as long as you’re happy

Is a pretty active sleeper especially during the warmer months

She’s a living heater so the colder months are just perfect 👌🏻

If you wake up in the middle of the night from a nightmare she’ll fix you a warm drink and let you lay on her chest while she soothes you back to sleep

You guys have had a few pillow fights (I don’t make these things up okay)

Lucio🔥

A king sized four poster bed with silk sheets, fur blankets and feather pillows

100% the most restless sleeper out of them all, mad respect for you 😔✊🏻

Has probably accidentally hit you once or twice and apologized quickly offering to make up for it

Either a full set of silk pajamas or nude, no in between

Would definitely buy you a matching set

He’d usually sleep with his dogs but when you’re over they would politely sleep on their beds

He would be a living heater as well

If you can’t fall asleep he’ll tell you a story of his, filling it with dramatic and exaggerated voices and gestures (which actually wouldn’t help you sleep at all but he’s trying. It’s the thought that counts)

And if you have a nightmare he’ll pull you to his chest and rub your back trying to be as gentle as possible reminding you he will always be there ready to protect you from anything with his life❤️

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