#this is probably absolute madness

[theresthesnitch]

Remus should have fought harder for Sirius and Harry!

No, but... how do you know he didn't? Canon is absoluely silent on it. What we know is that Remus didn't see Harry again until he taught at Hogwarts. Canon tells us nothing about what he was doing during this time.

We also know that Dumbledore had Hagrid pick Harry up from Godric's Hollow on October 31 and fly him straight to the Dursley's house. Hagrid tells us that he went straight there on the bike he borrowed from Sirius Black. Harry was placed with his aunt and uncle, by Dumbledore's order, and kept so completely unaware of magic that he didn't have a clue that magic--magic that he could do, by the way--was real until a giant burly man knocked on a shack in the middle of the lake on his birthday.

Harry was hidden by the most powerful, well respected wizard of the time. Sirius was blamed and put in Azkaban without a trial. This is already a terrible starting pace to *finding* and *rescuing* them, even if Remus had the capability to do so.

Remus is not Harry's godfather, he's got no means to care for Harry, and he's got once a month that he knows without a doubt that Harry is in more danger with him than without. Perhaps he knew that Harry was with his aunt and uncle, but no one suspected that the Durselys would abuse Harry as they did. Even if they hated magic, no one expected them to turn him into the boy in the cupboard under the stairs. That's perposterous. It's unthinkable.

Remus has no power. He's a kid with a wand and very little else. He doesn't have a name, he doesn't have money, he doesn't even have a clean bill of health. If he's going to try to get Sirius out and Harry back, he's going to go to the most powerful wizard he knows. Which, after the War, is Dumbledore.

Dumbledore received numerous awards for whatever it was he did during and at the end of the war. He received honors. He was the only one that Voldemort ever feared. he was given designations and authority, and no one really questioned him.

So Remus goes to him and pleads for his help. Let Sirius out, he demands. You know Sirius would never do this to James. He would never do this to Peter. They were his friends. Dumbledore says I didn't think he would either, and yet their dead. Remus says give him a trial, because there must be an explanation. Dumbledore tells him that Sirius laughed hysterically on the way to Azkaban. Sirius confessed, he says. "It's my fault their dead," Sirius says, because he believed it to be true, and they accepted his confession.

Remus begs, but Dumbledore tells him it's settled. Who is Remus to fight Dumbledore? Perhaps he tires, perhaps it's hopless. Or, perhaps, he asks to have contact with Harry. Even if he can't care for him, because no one would trust the boy who lived with a werewolf, let him at least have contact with Harry. Harry deserves to know his parents. Dumbledore tells him no. It will be too confusing for the boy. It will be dangerous if you bring death eaters with you. It's better for him if he grows up believing he is a member of that family. it is better for him if he doesn't have contact with you.

Remus has los everything, and the only person that he thought might help him has turned him away.

Remus has nothing left. He has no one left. No one will listen to him if Dumbledore is against him, and everyone is celebrating while Remus can only think of what he's lost.

What did he do for the next fourteen years? Personally, I think he left the country. Traveld the world as a magical creature exterminator for hire. He had nothing left in England. Why would he stay? Perhaps he didn't even keep track of the years--what do they matter anyway--until he gets a letter from Dumbledore asking him to come back.

He has nothing else. Why not return? Perhaps it's safe for Harry to know who he is, now. He just has to get on the train the morning after the full moon, but it's fine. he can sleep all the way there.

#remus lupin #thoughts from snitch #I'm not saying that Remus had it worse than Sirius #I'm just saying you can't discount that he tried #remus lupin deserved better #this is probably absolute madness #it's 1:30 am and I'm procrastinating writing #and I'm publishing without rereading it #I'll probably regret that tomorrow

[nelkcats]

After Danny adopted Dani as his daughter, she decided to travel a little again, the problem is, she ended in Metropolis.

Now that the Justice League is chasing her cause "she killed her original" , she decided to go with them, just cause she is tired of running

Now they are discussing contingency plans and Dani needs ecto-dejecto, she decided to call her parent.

Enter 100% original Danny Fenton, full human form, screaming about kidnapping his daughter

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dani phantom #dc x dp #justice league #is all a misunderstanding #but Danny is mad now #absolutely feral #and he hate the JL #The JL tries to tell him she is her clone and dangerous #and will probably try to kill him #He just stared at them #totally dead in the eyes #And tell them yeah he knows she is a clone #but is HIS DAUGHTER #and you cant take her #Short Danny vs all JL League #and he is winning #Other clones into the league are staring in love #and yeah Danny DEMANDED JL for Kidnapp #in court #he is SO mad #JL Dark is not being called and that's hilarious #cause if they were there Constantine will cry about League being idiots #But no #Danny is not using his King privileges #he is destroying them 100% human #Eldritch Danny Phantom

[oldsoul--newmachine]

Fallen Hero Retribution: The Complete, Unabridged Guide

9½ months. 650 pages. 75,000+ words. Pages of notes, countless sleepless nights, and one Revelations demo later- Finally, here it is. Our answer key to all things Retribution. Enjoy.

So, You Want To Be A Villain?

As of posting this has not been play-tested. If you notice an issue, feel free to let me know.

#And this is only a fraction of Malin's work... that absolute mad person (affectionate) #fallen hero #fallen hero retribution #fhr #sidestep #hosted games #malin ryden #fallen hero rebirth #fallen hero revelations #very gratified to finish this project #time to reap the benefits! #will probably cross post on reddit #got caught in the filters and deleted twice though #so might have to wait a bit #edit: cross posted on reddit

[amelia-yap]

AUEGH

#ruby rose #rwby #obligatory tiny distressed ruby #my art #HELLO I HAVE OFFICALLY FINISHED YET AGAIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SEMESTERS #and holy shit it was the most awful by far #i felt like absolute shit the entire sem and was behind in literally all of my classes #it was so shit that i actually skipped a class because of the stress of being behind on work. which i had never done before. #i am a criminal now lmao i feel so bad #also a little mad at myself because i know i could've done better. i've been doing the bare minimum and cutting corners #which was very noticeable lol #im gonna actually split my upcoming semester this time my ass and health cannot do this anymore #BUT ANYWAY I FINISHED MY SEMESTER RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #COUGHS OUT BLOOD AND SINKS BACK INTO EARTH'S CORE AND EVAPORATES #IM DONE!!! #also my eyes are really red now for some reason #probably from the lack of sleep or the long hours staring at my bloody laptop idk #probably both #yeah i should go sleep now lol bye #ranting in the tags because i don't know how to talk like a normal person lmao #sorry if you read all this nonsense jkdhkfsdhfkhd #but i should be more active around here again!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Howdy's rainbow suspenders.

thank you for coming to my Ted Talk-

#im so mad i didnt notice On Stream hnggggg #characters who have rainbows associated with them: eddie / frank / sally / now howdy as well #please refer to eddie's tie. the butterfly on frank's door. sally's house. howdy's suspenders. thankyew #HE'S FRUITY! I SWEAR TO GOD #listen . Listen. #'oh the filters/light is just affecting the black-' #okay then why is frank wearing black thats entirely unaffected. why is barnaby's nose unaffected. why is howdy's BELT unaffected #why are the colors on his suspenders in Blatant Rainbow Order. #huh. explain it to me. make it make sense other than HE'S QUEER? HOWDY PILLAR LOVES MEN I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #AND YOU'RE DYING ON IT WITH ME- #ok ok. sorry. normal. im Normal #godddd i just. That Image. from the commercial comp #the way he has a bit of a prominent blush. the way he's leaning towards barn. the rainbow suspenders #absolutely unprompted #howdy pillar #the way that the only times we've gotten something of howdy Without barn making an appearance was #the howdy-sally / howdy-eddie / howdy-poppy / that one makeship ad #laughingstock is so real. oh its so real- #(probably one-sided or barn just has some internalized issues to work through - or they both do - but. But.) #hey! put the gun away! i dont need to be put down! i swear im mentally stable! #im So mentally stable? ive been in the trenches since day one? #wh. what do you mean thats... huh? shhh dont worry about it im fine we're fine and i called it months ago- PUT THE GUN DOWN #anyway no i havent just been staring at that housewarming image. no i havent. Swearsies

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #knife kirby #knives #kirby makes stuff #cursed image #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #y'all I was well enough to cut out the rest of the extra stickers that have been sitting on my desk since january. #I'll probably be listing the leftover stickers and prints from kirb2k on kofi tomorrow <3 #I'd only meant to do it 3 entire months ago :v #like I cannot fully convey just how incredibly ill I've been. #(I have a lot of extra stickers cuz I ordered 2 sheets of 14 individuals and they sent me 5 sheets for some reason I think) #also his eyes are weird cuz I just got a new bootleg kirby in the mail and he was even more jank than the product photos promised :D #(everything else I ordered has been as pictured so far so best possible outcomes all around lol) #honestly kinda mad that improving my condition was This Friggin Easy tbh #although thank god it has finally improved. #like the med we raised is available otc and I absolutely could've raised the dose myself if I wasn't too sick to think. #(we are still adding another med once the pharmacy fills the new prescription but even this is. night and day.)

[chocodile]

Had to draw Hyden saying (screeching) this Musk quote. It's too perfectly deranged.

Reality can, at times, be stranger than fiction.

Source:

There are many eye-opening moments where [Musk] verbally whales on his staff or on visitors. He told one manager he would split his skull open and brand his brain with F for failure. "Don't ever use the word budget with me again, because it means you've turned off your brain," he berated an engineer who wanted to talk about reducing component cost. "Get that guy the fuck out of here!" he screamed at the 70-year-old Bill Wolters, a lobbyist for Texas car dealerships.

#who is he mad at? could be absolutely anyone #a chef a maid a gardener #probably not a colleague though he knows to hold his tongue a little better around them... mostly #my ocs #hyden #furry #anthro #...hyden would also refer to his private jet location as his 'assassination coordinates'

[fossilizedhysterics]

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more funnies.... i cant be stopped

#mildly suggestive #very glad ppl seem 2 be enjoying these #they r a lot of fun for me to make #also!! i think ive finally found a patton design i like #which is good #experimented w virgils hair also and i like it but idk if ill ever remember 2 do it again #also im sure some1 out there is wondering why i draw every1 in their canon outfits EXCEPT for remus #and the answer is that i have personal beef with his outfit #and absolutely refuse to draw it ! #its a great costume i think its designed very well i just hate drawing it #+ im mad its so complicated which means i will probably never get to cosplay him #intruality #dlampr #<- only IMPLIED technically. but it was fully my intention #intrumociet #<- is that the ship name for them?!?! fuck if i know #dukeciet #mociet #sanders sides #sasi art #remus sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #no roman this time... i really dont have a good grasp on him as a character so its harder 4 me to find posts that remind me of him #tss #ts sides #sanders sides art #my art

[poisonousquinzel]

ngl real missed opportunity by DC to let Harley and Mr. Freeze become friends during her primary villain arc (btas or other) cause tbh I can't imagine he'd enjoy sitting in his cell listening to Joker brag about all the ways he's cruel, abusive and uncaring towards Harley, a woman who loves him, while Victor's entire goal is to save his wife who he loves dearly ya know ???? and it's not like all of them haven't been locked up together, the other rogues Know. Joker's not like most abusers who try to keep it behind closed doors, he's very public with his abuse.

And just that feeling of like "I am doing everything I can to save my wife, I have become a criminal and have done awful things in the name of love and I just want nothing more than to have her back and You Have Someone Who Loves You That Much, That Much To Become A Criminal As Well And You Repay That Love By ABUSING HER."

#i know next to nothing about mr freeze so i may be wrong but i like to think im right #the temptations to include more of the rogues gallery in my ''Ivy Finds Out About The Ending Of Mad Love'' fic rewrite #((((((which i have not forgot about skdnksks i am Slow with things but like the og is a little over 4k #and ive got about a smidge into contents of the og chapter 2 and its already almost 7k so hopefully it'll be worth it #the wait that is #skdndkksksks #/// but like that quote joker says in the assault on arkham movie #''haha women amirite officer? cant live with em cant kick em out of a moving car'' #like he probably absolutely just says shit like that cause he thinks no one is going to stand up to him #(well he probably would reframe if Ivy was also around but ya know if not) #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #victor freeze #mr freeze #tw abuse mention #tw clown boy #mentioned at least

[furiosophie]

okay i put this in the reblogs of the "personal nightmare-tester hob gadling" post before but i just thought about it again so

imagine dream after being cut off from ppls dreams for over a century coming back and struggling to figure out what's "trendy" rn, like what do ppl wanna dream about these days? what are they afraid off?

and literally the only person he knows who could reliably tell him that bc he's lived among humans for six centuries and has the context for what the fuck is going on with them is, you guessed it, hob gadling

so dream just shows up at random asking him the wildest questions like "hob gadling what is cbat and why are humans having sex dreams about it" and hob is just standing there like pls it is fucking eight am i didn't even have coffee yet

like hob just graduates from personal nightmare-tester to personal dream-trend researcher, and it's just an endless string of "no dream i will not teach your nightmares how to floss that's not even a thing anymore" and "what do you mean can you confirm if this nightmare Iooks like slenderman pls it's two am" or "no dream i do not know why everyone is horny for that four foot tall zombie woman-- wait hold on why are you getting big oh-- oh yeah okay alright i get it"

#I just think it would be funny #hob rly doing the most here #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #I just think that their friendship would be so weird #like yeah absolutely dream needs to have a normal stable thing where he just has a safe and loving environment #but also it's dream of the endless #he's not human #heck hob isn't even fully in the human camp anymore if we're honest #their parameters for normal wholesome friendship are probably a bit out of our scope of comprehension #ten ways to befriend your local cosmic horror by hob gadling #the thing that's driving hob slowly into madness about cosmic horror dream is not that he's incomprehensible #it's that he's asking him about current tiktok trends

[generic-whumperz]

When you try to make an intelligent oc from an academic background, but you’re a dumb-dumb and don’t understand smart people things

#it’s me- I’m the dumb-dumb #I have literally failed algebra 5 times #I do not understand math or science above a very basic level #like do I want to create a mad scientist character? absolutely! can I? probably not! #writer problems #writing probz #oc creation #ocs

[spacedlexi]

the way the ericson group were at the outbreak just a bunch of troubled kids who made various mistakes or committed crimes and were judged by a system that punished and abandoned them instead of giving them the support and love they needed, are then nearly a decade later put into a situation where now they must judge a troubled child for the mistakes and crimes hes committed against them. and 5 to 3 vote them out 😭

#twdg #i love the way s4 connects back to lees whole 'murderer' thing back in s1 😭 guilt...atonement.....systems of punishment #i love thinking about s1>s4 themes and crying #anyway this is partially why i hate when i see the ericson cast reduced down to 'just some teens' its so much more than that #them being abandoned in a boarding school for troubled kids is SO IMPORTANT its not 'just some school' #anyway its also probably why theyre my favorite cast #theyre literally one of if not the most mature group of the series even while being a bunch of kids who make choices i dont agree with #because they actually love and care about each other. even when theyre mad. because theyre all they have left #i do think the vote was a fair way to handle it even tho i still ultimately find it cruel. they couldve talked it out #but this is still a story that needs conflict to resolve so is what it is #they would rather they leave than have to face their confused feelings. the most immature thing they do. but understandable #they did such a good job crafting that cast for clem GOD an entire ensemble built around her and aj....delicious #zombie/post apoc media about love and community my beloved 😭 #sorry but get tf out of here with that 'humans are evil and everyone dies' lame ass bullshit we are nothing without community #the amount of love pouring out of s4 is like getting my ass kicked but then they give me a big hug and kiss after and send me on my way #s4 my absolute beloved i really love it more and more every time. so much to appreciate even with it the way it is #the themes bro the themes........ the connections between seasons 1 and 4 you are everything to me #it speaks

[smallest-moon]

your honor im just simply in love with every version of him ♡

#yes they are all baby boy!!!!! #i want to smooch this man so badly you dont understand #give him the most tender forehead kiss run my fingers through his hair and let his head on my lap so he can take a nap #i just really really love him so much #going so mad over this fucking dude how dares he enter my life just a few days ago and make everything revolve around him #i care normal amounts about him #now excuse me i need to punch my pillow and probably write something where he gets absolutely loved smooched and cared for #since i cannot do it fr myself *sigh* #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #vash stampede

[prolibytherium]

My only request if they do an episode where Mac gets a real actual boyfriend is that when they inevitably crash and burn it’s entirely Mac’s doing. Because A) Lest people forget Mac is as much of a weird little freak as everyone else and perfectly capable of destroying his own relationships B) It would be funny

#Actually I’m lying I have other requests. I also will be so mad if it’s Ryan Reynolds or another celebrity guest I want it to be #an everyman guest actor who can play a really good straightman who is baffled and horrified by what he witnesses #If Ryan Reynolds can do a good job at that maybe I can forgive it but probably not #iasip #mac mcdonald #Though to be clear I DO want everyone else to fucking loathe this guy for absolutely no reason #just hit him with that cold blank stare during any interactions #I have a clear picture in my head so I’m setting myself up for disappointment

[dreamings-free]

Louis’ FOH sound engineer John Delf on instagram 22/6/23

#absolutely mad #the size and volume of that hail 😵 #fitf tour #red rocks #21.06.23 #lt crew #22.06.23 #around 3am #they’ll probably all still be there packing up.. weather permitting :/

[lazy-toad]

Sorry guys just thought about friendships between characters deteriorating to the point where one or both parties would willingly wish harm upon the other due to circumstances almost completely out of either one of their control

#sorry in the middle of a w.bg relisten and got to the part where punished hunter absolutely fucking rips mike into shreds #though this could also be about tim and jon tma #and also probably John and Arthur though they rarely stay that mad at each other so probably not #also there's almost always more nuance to 'circumstances out of ther control' but like all tragedies have to have their fatal flaws to work #if you get what I'm saying #not necessarily circumstances out of their control but like it was always gonna end this way #w.bg #woe.begone #tma #the magnus archives