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today I had a doctor tell me "your lung capacity is crazy, dude". What do I even say to that

#apparently I am extremely good at blowing air into a tube. One of my greatest talents #My blowing abilities impress even medical professionals

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I'm not really a The Smith's fan but "I kinda want to get mangled together in a terrible vehicular accident that kills us both" is such a beautiful sentiment I have to give them props for that one

#I literally LOVE car accidents can the tumblr cannibalism phase shift to a car crash eroticism phase pelase I think it would be funny #I've been assembling a playlist of every song I can think of that mentions cars and car related concepts

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I've honestly never noticed someone smelling like food they ate but my mom has a nose like a bloodhound. She can sniff across a room and be like 'did you eat like 12 cloves of garlic today?' and she's always fucking right. She always knows

#Last weekend she was like 'did you eat a can of sardines this morning' and I'm sweating like how does she fucking KNOW #She can also smell when someone's menstruating which is really embarassing like okay you shark person. Perhaps.

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questiokn do you still have your evil tea recipe to clean out ur sinuses 🙏 i miss being able to breathe

I can't find the post so remaking it

EVIL HOT TODDY

Ingredience: (*= hard requirement)

Water *

Garlic (as much as you can handle) *

honey *

some sort of throat-soothing tea for a base like licorice or echinacea or etc. You won't be able to taste it

liquor* (traditionally Fireball, you kind of want this beverage to be as dogshit as possible). If non alcoholic add apple cider vinegar I guess

apple cider vinegar

lemon or lime juice

cayenne pepper *

Actually hot pepper, dealer's choice. Sometimes I chop a habenero.

anything else in your possession that seems vaguely medicinal. Herbs. Juices. Dissolve a couple of cough drops. Who gives a fuck.

STEPS

Boil water and steep tea base and add everything except the garlic/liquor

chop/crush garlic. Let it sit for 10 minutes, which I read somewhere 'activates' its antibacterial properties, which is probably bullshit but I like the mystery so I'm not fact checking it.

Add garlic after 10 minute 'activation' period

Steep until it has started to cool enough to drink. DO NOT REMOVE THE GARLIC. YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH THE GARLIC.

Add liquor once it's at a drinkable temperature, you don't want the alcohol content reduced.

Consume

Eat the garlic too

You are now at least a little drunk and have no remaining sensation in your throat, thus solving the problem of your sore throat

You will now smell like garlic for days

#I don't really drink anymore and have thought about making this with kratom but I think that would tip this too far into being #completely and utterly inedible. Might still have to try this and report my findings.

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1990s FTM portraits by trans photographer Dean Kotula (featured in his book The Phallus Place read here)

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If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him

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British wartime steelworkers take a cigarette break, ca. 1942 - by Harry Todd, English

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drawing of a plateosaurus soldier

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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

#I should never have read that 1300000+ word The Beatles fanfiction the mere mention of ‘beatles rpf’ has me #staring blankly into the middle distance tormented by visions. That shit ruined my fuckig life

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you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going

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Gennady Pavlishin (via riowang)

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Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.

A tribute to "Time's Arrow", one of the best episodes of BoJack Horseman.

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#This episode made me sob like a bitch ngl #bojack horseman #art #q

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anti-ai people need to understand that the opposition communists have to luddism and reactionary sentiment isn't like, a moral one. the main problem with luddism is that it doesn't actually work. like when we say 'we mustn't try to fight against technology itself, we need to fight against the social system that makes it so that advancement in technology and labour-saving devices lead to layoffs' the reason we're saying it is because, if you try fighting the technology, you're going to lose, and you're still going to lose your job too. when you say 'yeah i understand your criticism but I'm still going to fight against AI' you very clearly did not understand the criticism, because the point is that it isn't even in your own self-interest, because it will not work. the fact that, even if it did work, it would only mean maintaining a privileged strata of 'skilled labour' above other workers is secondary -- because, again, flatly resisting technological advancement has never worked in history.

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I fucking love this video

#Part of what I love about this is it's like.. novel behavior that we wouldn't be privy to without encountering this animal in its #environment. Like so much deep sea life is known from dead/dying animals brought up to the surface so we are missing so much #context for how they behave

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