#this is my type of nonsense

[chrollohearttags]

With AOTs last episode… Imagine if rumors spread that musician!Eren and Mikasa had something going on in the past. Then reader gets wind of it and they breakup!! I couldn’t imagine what was going through Eren’s head when the media hears about this shit!!!!!

ayooo! I swear, y’all are geniuses fr. I was thinking of something like this. And here I was needing a little drama (I’ll definitely have to do this as a full fic in the future but I gotta talk about thisss sksksjs!!)

content + themes: infidelity(?), angsty vibes, lots of drama, mentions of sex, alcohol mentions

── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.─── ── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* : ── ･

“Let’s get into this tea, honey. Cause it’s HOT! So boom, (influencer name) this girl right here..is engaged to this man, EJ The Don. This lady here is Mikasa Ackerman, or formerly known as MikaASH. Who is also the manager for both of them. Welllll, girl. Allegedly, she was over here hunching on Mr. EJ behind Miss (y/n)’s back! Mind you, miss girl got a whole HUSBAND herself—“

“Y’all already know what we’re gonna talk about so just buckle in. I could not believe this when I heard it. So word is going around that EJ the Don, Mr. Underground God, the Living Dead Boy..whatever the fuck his name is has been cheating on his girl. And if you don’t know who she is, this is (y/n) (l/n), leader of the Pole Assassins. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman..but this asshole decided to not only fuck around on her but with their manager nonetheless!—“

it was inescapable..every other scroll through TikTok’s feed was some person with a pair of earbuds, speaking over the static wafting through the microphone as they stood before and floated in front of a green screen..pictures and articles of the story plastered behind them. What was the latest topic of discussion and juiciest gossip for the masses; a sure fire way to get themselves circulating in the algorithm was your sad reality. A reality that you wish was all made up.

two people you loved and cared for deeply betraying you in an indescribable way. The woman who’d all but given you your start in this industry. Acting as that of a sister rather than a manager as she helped you navigate fame. And the man..you loved more than life itself. Who showed you what it meant to be happy for the first time in your life. Sleeping together behind your back…you had never felt pain quite like this. There were physical pangs in your chest, your stomach in knots and all of the air feeling as if they had dissipated from your lungs. At that moment, you wanted to disappear into nothing..fade away and never be seen again. But life went on!..you had obligations, business affairs, everything you’d work so hard to achieve. Meanwhile, your phone wouldn’t stop ringing. Missed calls and texts from them both, constantly sounding off back to back because lord knows if you answered, you’d only end up saying or doing something you’d regret. Much like you had hours ago when you stormed out of you and Eren’s home, bags packed with him running after you..tears in his eyes and the promise that nothing had ever happened. But there was proof. Pictures of them all over each other; Mikasa sporting her leather clad, skimpy attire she would wear on stage and him happily grabbing her hips as she bent over. It made you sick to your stomach. Physically ill even..it was too much for you to bare. Apologies, no matter how frequently and loud they were, would never absolve that hurt. The thought of them touching, kissing and doing god knows what behind your back..in your bed!

“Please (y/n)! I know what this seems like but that was from years ago. We were drunk, probably even high. Somebody took those of us, thinking they had something they could sell off to TMZ but you’ve gotta believe me when I tell you..nothing ever happened. I would never come between what you and Eren have—“

“Girl, please. Spare me the tears. If you wanna fuck him, he’s all yours. I’ll be damned if I ever compete for my spot. You got it.”

as much as you were trying to wear the brave face, you were torn apart and seeing her in full blown hysterics, trying to plead their case. But you were having none of it. As for Eren, he was in no better shape. He was devastated..heartbroken. More so than anyone could imagine. He wasn’t even going to bother heading to social media to clear his name as other accused cheaters had done so in the past. Rather, he downed the various bottles of liquor, stowed away in the studio’s cabinets. Angry and frustrated. More so importantly confused.

“Aren’t you going to go get her back, Mr. Jaeger? She can’t possibly believe that’s true. You guys would never..”

“Well she does and when she gets her mind set on something, there’s no changing it…”

how in the hell had a rumor like this started anyway?! Who was so bored as to drudge up old photos and post them, claiming that they had slept together. And most of all?….

how could he face you again..not knowing if it was true himself?

#cherry’s asks 🍒 #nonnies 🍒🌹 #thank you precious nonnie #you have given me plenty of fuel to be messy with!!! #🤭🤭🤭 #aot x black reader #black fem reader #attack on titan #musician x influencer au #eren x black fem!reader #aot au #black reader smut #this is my type of nonsense #I love me some drama #black reader #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x black reader #eren yeager #mikasa ackerman #eren x mikasa #mikasa aot #p2 coming soon #black fanfiction #aot drabbles #aot #snk #musician au #aot imagines #cw infidelity #cw smut

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

was on namemc cause i was curious if the fishing madness had progressed and

grian??????? NOW what's happened???

#(this hasn't been shown in any videos/streams to my knowledge i just saw it on namemc - so idk if this counts as spoilers? #gonna tag for them anyway tho) #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft s10 spoilers #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #hc s10 #hermitblr #grian #namemc spoilers #< stole this tag from a few reblogs cause i didnt know it existed but now realize it would be good to have #organizey tags as usual > #stuff and nonsense ramblings etc #cubic nonsense #hyperfixation type beat

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers who will go out of their comfort zone for you. Lucifer, who stands higher and prouder than anyone, kneeling to tie your shoe. To be on your level. You could have easily tied it yourself, but you didn't even have to ask. He only does these gestures for you.

Mammon, greedy to save up every last grimm he can, giving you money to buy the silly trinket you wanted. Your enjoyment is worth more to him than anything in his wallet.

Leviathan, who'd do anything to hide himself away and disconnect from other people, following you anywhere you want to go. He'll brave crowds, embarrassment, and the worst anxiety to be by your side.

Satan, on a never-ending quest for information and respect, teaching you anything. He'll share his knowledge only for you, telling you everything you want to know and finding the answer to all your questions.

Asmodeus, always perfect and pristine in every way, showing you his vulnerable side. The side no one else knows of. His tears and insecurities are visages reserved only for you.

Beelzebub, gluttonous for immediate satisfaction, holding himself back for your sake. Waiting to eat because he knows you'll be cooking for him. Waiting to savor it. Waiting so he can share with you and make your day just a little brighter.

Belphegor, a sloth with little intrinsic motivation, pushing himself for your sake. Staying up later and later to stay around you. Not just in a dream, but the real you. Doing better in school so that you and your praise can be his reward.

#i don't know man. the head has ideas but the content just won't type itself. i have a lot of wips and the words just aren't forming khjaetjh #and then i sit down and this unrelated nonsense falls out of my brain and onto the keyboard #obey me #obey me! #omswd #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanon #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me x mc

[zionistbeyonce]

for the 100th time! when a terrorist organisation hides under and inside areas full of civilians, civilians get hurt! not realising this simple fact is pure ignorance. no one but hamas targets gazan civilians. this "brave new difficult question" (עלק) is so easy and simple to answer and has been discussed a lot I can't believe this person think they SAID SOMETHING. wake up, you know nothing about how war works and you know nothing about palestinian terrorism in gaza, how terrorist organisation have been operating and how when terrorists use a civilian area for military activity that civilian area becomes a fair target UNDER INTERNATIONAL LAW. next.

(whose "we" in the "why are we funding this"?! it'll be shocking to find out that this person has paid more than 10 dollars in taxes in the US in their entire life)

#when will you (people I follow) stop putting this type of nonsense on my dash.. stop replying to them! #“”“zionist blogs”“” #ישראבלר #gaza #israel

[beescake]

Sorry for the spam (^o^;) I just really like your blog

no need to apologize ayy!

in this corner we welcome all forms of enjoyment, regardless of whether you're a

happy to have yall here w me,

headin into homestuck 2024 :^)

#was debating if sollux truly was lurker type but then i rmbr'd him quietly reading all of karkat's memos for a good laugh HAHAHAHAAH #ask #aleemie #homestuck #karkat vantas #sollux captor #solkat #2024 #vioart #but o. regarding the etiquette learned frm other socmed #spamming here is safe+good! it does not harm the op by shadowbanning like instagram #and its not 💀 like twitter where ur likes/following are permanently set to public #ur tumblr experience is within ur control it can be as free/empty/curated as u want!! #((tho ofc i do encourage rbing for ppl who've been hoping to start that habit!! #s'cool to slowly work ur way up from the extra special posts that hv lingered longest in ur heart and quietly build ur cache trove :-) #for example back when i was struggling to rt on a new twt acc i just started setting nonsense criteria for myself LOL #like “breaking this void is scary holy fuck ok i shall start by rting posts w brownish/reddish clrs bcs its inspo vibes for my art” #and gradually after a while of deliberate sharing i gained more confidence to share a larger variety of posts that make me feel things!!!! #no more training wheels i may be scared but i love loving more!!!! #same goes for engaging w fics too it takes energy to think of how to comment and thats ok‚ do ur best to explore what works for u!!!! #take screenshots of ur fave paragraphs & start annotating in gallery/notes app if that helps!!!! #also tumblr's customizable queue means u can stack posts and bolt hgehehe. my preferred form of existing on the net))

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

#snap chats #im lying i physically could not marathon this i got school LMAO BUT IMAGINE #my god speaking of school i signed up for a japanese history class. because of course i did #i also needed an extra class and i didnt know what else to put LMAO but i might swap it or somn #thinkin i should get back into theater..... i got like two months to decide anyway #i was thinking about how im gonna play IW during streams... if the lord will let me i might stream for 2~3 hours or so #im putting such a small time limit due to Aforementioned School but also idk if my computer can record any longer than that #when i tried saving the video to my flashdrive it only lasted about two some hours right ? maybe 3 if i remember right #i decided to record to my computer's hard drive instead of the usb since it has more space so maybe i can record longer #ill prob do a test run later today and record a nonsense video. i WILL delete it i just wanna see what the limit is #cause my plan is to just Record One -> Upload It -> Delete OG yk. Lazy Susan type of plan #didnt mean to type out my whole gameplan in the tags LOL BUT HEY I WANTED TO TALK BOUT IT AT SOME POINT #my final message is that ive Hopefully preordered the ichi statue. i say Hopefully cause i am once again doing it through jp rabbit #and i didnt get the confirmation it was successful yet so I Will Simply Wait. #point is it was a lot cheapter than i thought it was going to be <3 yay <3 #ok im running out of tags tl;dr im gonna marathon IW until my eyes bleed BYYYE

[cowboycatss]

the true lives of the fabulous umm.. um. catjoys.. kittyjoys… no the furbulous ??killjoys?? the mew lives of th

#danger days #ddttlotfk #my art #i feel like they Should have their own tag atp but we’ll figure her out later idk #i got too lazy to write out what everyone is i am a Phone and Finger artist it hurts to write too much 😞 #poison is a swirl tabby #kobra: flamepoint oriental shorthair #the girl: selkirk rex #cherri: somali #jet: laperm but I might also change to selkirk bc i think he’s got more of that vibe in the design #ghoul: seal point #the witch is some fucked up Cheshire Cat type nonsense /j #anyway. Behold the worlds worst danger days au #cat days

[poorlittleyaoyao]

I do think it’s very funny that—at least in CQL—both WWX and JGY seem aware that they’re foils to each other, that they’re both highly talented young men whose position within cultivator gentry society is precarious and their power makes others uncomfortable… and yet they have NOTHING to say to each other. Their only one-on-one interactions that I can remember are at the Unclean Realm at the end of the Yin Iron side quest and at Nightless City during the Sunshot victory banquet—brief, awkward exchanges where JGY’s boss is throwing a party, WWX isn’t currently at the party, and they go “haha shouldn’t you be at the party?” at each other. Even WWX asking JGY about his weapon at Nightless City has this vibe of two people taking a very slow elevator who know each other juuuust enough that silence feels impolite but not well enough to chat so they’re floundering at small talk. They will facilitate each other’s downfall and it will be fully impersonal both times. Incredible.

#I have sundry scenarios in my head for both Chengyao and Yaoli #so as a thought experiment I was like ‘can I get a Lotus Pier hat trick here? is there a way to set JGY up with WWX?’ #citizens: there is not #not that passes muster for me anyway #WWX’s nonsense isn’t the type of nonsense JGY can quietly appreciate #and JGY’s type of tightly-wound isn’t the type of tightly-wound that WWX would be able to playfully antagonize

[twstjam]

Lovebrush Chronicles... probably has a good plot but it's impossible to pay attention to it when you're having Twisted Wonderland withdrawal and these two motherfuckers (/affectionate) look and act like Silver

#i'm not saying they ARE the same just that they REALLY remind me of silver #i need diasomnia chapter 6 NOWOWOWOWOWWWWWW #disney twisted wonderland #lovebrush chronicles #silver twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver twst #silver vanrouge #that's his name and you can take that away from my cold dead hands #WHAT are the lovebrush boys' names god help me #i keep trying to figure out their og names and typing them out but the tags wont show up so #they shall remain untagged #matcha nonsense #twst spoilers #diasomnia spoilers #twst book 7 spoilers

[spookberry]

@nunnatheinsanegerbil I actually had the initial idea of them like two years ago, but the boys have all become better fleshed out than they had at first

the initial sketches^

the plot is more or less Marisu, the daughter of two former Harem Anime Protagonists, reaches high school and suddenly finds boys are very interested in her(as goes the family curse). There are Five boys in particular who stand out, and at first glance they seem to fit into general anime romcom tropes. Slowly though Mari gets to actually know each of them and they all wind up learning more about each other and themselves.

#my art #my ocs #very slice of life romcom type nonsense to the plot #but also a healthy dose of sincerity and the struggles with coming to terms with your identity and being queer

[y-rhywbeth2]

Picking up on that thing from a few days ago (or something); Gortash should be simultaneously unphased and afraid of Durge. Like they're not a strange thing to him, he knows how to talk to them like a normal person; much like Karlach comes across as pretty casual with the infernal after spending ten years with nobody but devils to socialise with...

But also he's not lacking in survival instincts, and Durge's instincts are homicidal and can seem to come out of nowhere (especially if Bhaal ever decides he doesn't like you). Fear of them is healthy and I expect him to carry some form of defence at all times (moreso than usual, if they're around). I wonder if the little hints of the Lower Planes Durge might show (or the concern they might show those signs one day) make the hairs on the back of his neck stand up? How does that aura of murder feel?

They're normal(ish) to a guy who grew up in Avernus surrounded by fiends and the damned, but they're still a divine weapon and a potential health risk (even if he won't show his wariness outwardly).

And do you know how we conquer our fears? By controlling them and everything else!

Meanwhile over here the Dark Urge - who in my head copes by objectifying themself - is torn, clinging desperately to every scrap of praise they get and wanting to be owned by this idiot who seems like he'd take good care of his property (as long as it's useful, which obviously Durge is. Durge is obedient and good. Aren't they Father? Father, are you listening...?): "Look at him maintaining that machine-thing. Gods, I wish that were me." And then there's that good old demigod hubris because how dare this mere mortal not kneel and grovel afore me?? Don't you look me in the eye! How dare you distract me from my holy purpose with these filthy disloyal thoughts??

This relationship is a minefield.

#the garbage men #this blog will suffer my brainfog babbling #Which is exactly like my normal babbling but I feel terrible and cough a lot as I type it and I'm not entirely sure what I just said n'stuf #durgetash #/durge #/gortash #villainous nonsense #babbling #edgelord hours

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

oh he's SO mad at this game lmfao

#i've somehow ended up liveblogging my experience watching this episode but its not liveblogging cause its not live. so. #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft 10 spoilers #hermitcraft season 10 spoilers #hc10 spoilers #hc spoilers #grian hermitcraft spoilers #grian spoilers #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hc s10 #hermitcraft grian #hermitblr #hermitcraft 10 #organizey tags as usual > #stuff and nonsense ramblings etc #cubic nonsense #hyperfixation type beat #episodic liveblogging #<-new tag

[apollos-boyfriend]

my dad is never fucking beating the streamer allegations his christmas gift for himself finally arrived and tell me why THIS is what he unpacks

#icarus speaks #the fucking backstory is even more insane #because he was at my cousin’s house and my. cousin in law? #idk her husband has this HUGE gamer set up #two monitors adjustable mic all rbg and shit #it’s really cool #and apparently my dad (late 50s) (the most strict no-nonsense workaholic known to man) #saw it and was like. hey how good is that mic? and he BOUGHT IT because OBVIOUSLY it’s a good mic but like #the fucking SHOCK of seeing ‘GAMER’ bolded all over the box #i cannot stress enough how much of a workaholic office man this man is. he has neglected to be a father and husband for most of his life to- #be an employee. he hates any type of digital entertainment. #i can’t fucking do this

[amazingspider-z]

a quick sketch page i like to call: what if eyes but fucked up ft. my continued saga of trying (and. ahem. not succeeding) of drawing fire

#peter parker #spider-man #jaime reyes #blue beetle #infiltration mode au #robbie reyes #ghost rider #revenant robbie au #tw body horror #i think #Peter's design is based off of Spec. Spider-Man vol 2 issue. 31ish idk bc ok. the queen arc *was* weird and the insect gene was. super wron #BUT. i am not immune to the slow transformation into a spider creature ok #for jaime. i am. actually not the biggest fan of the Big Spider-Man eyes look for his mask #on accounts that. i really like how his og 2006 design just looks like a fucked up face #so the idea here is. what if the big eyes were real-or well. kind of. not real like how my au robbie has blue beetle-esque eyes always #but more real than just lenses over his eyes. some biotech organic robotic nonsense for. idk reasons #smth the compound effect widens his field of view and lets khaji Da overlay multiple HUD types in combat or. something #(<*jaime* critically did not know it was more than a funky redesign until his eye almost got gouged out. hes having a time always) #and Robbie's doodle is just him riding *right* on the edge of becoming the rider #tbh my og look was his eyes literally melting out of his sockets as he burned but like. #not super happy with the look so i did a version without it also #if this ends up posting twice no it didnt

[plantboiart]

My autism superpower is being able to connect every single song i listen to to just roll with it blood in the bayou with minimal effort

#song about tragic or doomed love? wow thats just like nightmare blunt rotation / kian and becky coded fr #song about any mental illness ever? there should definitely be an animatic of one of the pcs to this song #song that highly makes you question if the writer of the lyrics might be trans? kian stone. of course thats him #song about just like happy things everything is great? wow i wish that were them. would have loved for them to be happy #song about gay sex? easy nightmare blunt rotation again god im good at this #song about who the fuck knows what these lyrics are nonsense? [character] would have loved this song im so right #that is all the types of song i know thank you for coming to my ted talk #rip kian stone you would have loved born a girl by manic street preachers #just roll with it #jrwi #jrwi show #jrwi bitb #jrwi blood in the bayou #blood in the bayou #kian stone #rolan deep #timothy rand #autism

[philcoulsonismyhero]

A thing I've been thinking about a lot as I've been obsessively re-listening to the Rivers of London books on a loop and putting colour coded bookmarks into my paperbacks (in short, being Extremely Autistic about the series) is just how interesting it would be to explore what it would be like to be an autistic wizard in that 'verse.

Like, take vestigia. It's a whole extra category of sensory impressions on top of everything else that you're picking up on, and you only get more sensitive to it the longer you train for. Peter wonders at one point if Nightingale isn't just straight up listening to the magic of the city in order to find out about cases, and even if he isn't doing that he's still got to be picking up on a Huge amount of sense impressions from the magic around him. Would an autistic practitioner be even more sensitive to vestigia? Just how much of a sensory overload trigger would it be, given that it's not a true smell/sound/whatever? Do really skilled practitioners like Nightingale ever get overloaded by just how much they can sense? Would an autistic wizard have to train themselves to shut out their sense of vestigia so they didn't get overwhelmed?

And then there's how you learn magic in the first place, which is a lot of repetition, doing the same thing over and over again until you produce an effect, and then continuing to repeat it until the effect becomes consistent. And you build spells by learning more and more formae, memorising them in the process. Which sounds to me like Such an autism-friendly way of learning to do anything, I fucking love repetition and memorising huge amounts of information.

Also, it's pointed out a bunch of times that Nightingale has almost scary levels of focus. In Broken Homes he spends ages watching CCTV footage, and then a full half hour just staring at the dog batteries at Skygarden. And it's pretty obvious that his level of obsessive focus is what's made him such a powerful wizard, since he's willing to put in the hours of practice, so autistic obsessiveness would be useful too.

(Sidenote, but I'm not sure if I actually think Nightingale is a character I'd read as autistic. He's definitely got a bunch of traits in the right direction, like the single-minded focus, the scary levels of concentration, the things he's very particular about and the way he can miss Peter's sarcasm sometimes, but in his case I think it's more just his personality and training and age, plus all the trauma. But I do think it would be a fun possibility/what-if to explore.)

And when it just comes down to it, I don't think I've ever encountered a magic system that appeals more to the specific way that my brain works than the RoL one, it seems like it would be So fun to learn. Even, tbh especially, the Latin and all the other studying that's also involved. So it does rather entertain me that I've gotten really autistic over a book series that has such an autism-friendly magic system, it feels Good and Correct.

Although. Ben Aaronovitch. My guy. Give me a list of all the formae and how they work, I am Begging you. I've never wanted an in-universe textbook tie-in book as much as I do for this series and Eventually I'm going to get my hands on the TTRPG book and obsess over every little detail of how they've interpreted the magic for that.

#rivers of london #it's Such a good magic system and it scratches my brain in just the right way #also i think these books might have convinced me to pick up latin again #i did five years of it in school and i'm a bit rusty #but suddenly i really want to get back into it #but yes i've been bouncing off of various type of sensory overload for a month #and it's really got me thinking about how vestigia would interact with that #so here are some Thoughts #personal stuff #wizard nonsense tag #autism stuff #actually autistic