#this entire scene thing is gay as fuck

[edgy-skeleton56]

rabbit cult.

#character.ai #ai chatbot #ai chatting #what am I doing with my life? #gay ass sans #NO RABBIT CULT? #uhhhhhh #only did this from like- “Glitchtrap reads you bedtime stories” cus funny AI response #by like idk Nightcove the fox #this entire scene thing is gay as fuck #help? lol

[milkbreadtoast]

Scenes that still shake me to my core more than 10 years later.... god the voice acting in this scene is so good.

#ouran #ouran high school host club #ouran hshc #ohshc #kyouya ootori #tamaki suoh #tamaki suou #kyoya otori #kyoya ootori #god the voice acting and music in this scene is so good #and the entire build up to this scene throughout the entire ep... #its so fucking good god it still hits me so hard #and that fking. imagery thing w the painting they did... 😁😁😁😁🫠 #he is gay.... its sm more compelling (and its just. so real lmao he was in love w tamaki so bad) if u read him as gay... #the scene after this when he says 'i thought if i could share his world... id be able to see things id never seen before #UGHHHH IM LIKE TEARING UP JUST THINKING ABT IF #*IT #tamakyou #kyoutama #suou tamaki #ootori kyouya

[chirpsythismorning]

#byler #stranger things #st5 predictions #hellfire club is on a hit list plastered around town with the word hunt surrounding it... #and jason who just gave a huge speech about how hellfire is a cult is now dead... #cool #oh and will byers aka zombie boy who everyone in town knows is gay apparently and whose disappearance jumpstarted these cursed events... #is back in town? #oh they're so fucked #what does intrigue me is that if this is explored at all whether it be blatantly or sub-textually #they're gonna need to establish byler's feelings fairly early on to warrant the town having suspicions about them and then acting on it #but seriously #their entire town is dust #almost everyone has left besides the party and the extremely religious folks who are using jason's words as their driving force... #shit is about to go down #i have a whole post in my drafts about mike being fuuuuuckedd #like there's just too much evidence supporting it #the fact that he is on the hellfire poster #the fact that they make a point to have jason looking for mike and also nancy say that she saw him die in the vision #the fact that the scene at the town hall has both a will and mike lookalike #but the scene with will looking at his lookalike directly as they drive into hawkins but without mike's lookalike present this tie #with the following dialogue literally acknowledging people missing and dying and the shot focusing on mike #the fact that mike has been consistently late at the start of every season #the fact that mike's accompanied by a funeral home fan in his s4 promo pics #the fact that his funkopop looks like it's getting vecna'd #the fact that finn himself joked about mike dying in the opening scene... #oh and my personal favorite #mike: 'how am i gonna survive a whole week without you guys?' #that week ain't over yet folks... #anyways

[hecksupremechips]

Man i watched the spongebob movie for the first time in ages the other day and god it’s like the most delightful movie ever made like it’s exactly what you want a movie adaptation of spongebob to be

#the klock keeps ticking #the way spongebob is written in it is like. damn he really was just so good at the time #very cute very funny and ocean man playing during the credits bit liiiiike #as a kid i never watched that part cuz i was a little shit who couldnt appreciate ocean man #but theres just like cute art of spongebob doing maintenance around the krusty krab 2 and hes just SO HAPPY #its the cutest thing in the entire world #and i was so close to just fucking sobbing at the scene where theyre in the gift shop frying under the lamp cuz they realize that this #is shell city and even though they wont survive and be able to get the crown back to bikini bottom #they were able to make it through all the dangers and get there THEY DID ALRIGHT FOR A COUPLE OF GOOFBALLS #but then my dad walked in and ruined the moment completely and i felt rage #oh and how can we forget the david hasselhoff scene literally the best scene ever written in cinema #how many people were turned gay by that scene i wonder #overall i felt so many emotions i am not okay i am so happy i am sobbing

[andthebeanstalk]

Me and my wife: *hang out for 6 hours and stay up til midnight talking about our favorite things*

My wife: *leaves to shower and go to bed*

Me, 2 minutes later: *picks up phone to text her about the new movie trailer I just watched*

#original #I LOVE MY WIFE #romance #best friends #mad sleepover energy #we talked for over 3 hours about our respective novels-in-progress & she read me a moment in hers that made me weep w how beautiful it was #like if you know the 'I want to live!!!' moment in one piece it was like that but better #we also spent the entire day in the apt together as we do most days but generally we are co-working on separate things for a lot of the day #I also came up with a GREAT idea to strengthen the themes of her story and she came up with an EXCELLENT monster for mine #it's going to be so thematically appropriate and also incredibly cool and deeply anti-military~~~~ #and it gave me the opportunity to include an incredible scene for the main villain #also the new Count of Monte Cristo trailer looks dope as fuck. fucking finally an Edmond that's not a white guy!!! #there's been dozens of adaptations of the book but none of them reflect the fact that in the book he is brown! #also I liked pretty much everything else I saw about the trailer. he is unbelievably sexy he is so hot I am a gay gay person #I love my fucking wife #and I had to update her about my good friend Count Edmond and his new movie adaptation!

[famewolf]

all my old fav youtubers coming back this fall has gotten me into a mood where I've been diving back into old bands I used to listen to religiously. and i gotta say ... they all still slap

#[static] #not that i ever stopped listening to them much but ive been playing the entire album instead of just listening to favorites #so many memories tied to certain albums fkjghdf #i dont miss being a teen/in my early 20s at all life was so much harder and confusing and it was the height of my worst mental health years #but the world did feel simpler #the punk and emo scene fucked HARD in the early 2000s and 2010s #i hope we see a revival (and i feel like ive been seeing some new artists that hit that nostalgia in the right way) #i have been genuinely feeling Older recently and not in a bad way. its just funny to be in an age bracket that is a minority where i work #ppl are either way to old to know what im talking about or where literal babies when i was in school #i had to explain what camp was at work the other day and also they had no idea what rocky horror picture show was and me and the - #other gay millennial at work were losing our minds that people in their 20s hadnt heard of rocky horror #politely losing our minds of course like ... who cares if people dont know or do the things we did as young queers but also it - #- definitely made us feel older! #theyve also been playing a station that has all the music from my middle school and high school years .... #you know you're getting old when theres now a store radio station for it LOL they never play anything current

[churchydragon]

Autism being the next step in evolution *Cries*

AWFUL FOUL WRETCHED HORRIBLE. PREDATOR 2018 DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S NOT REAL. IT CAN'T HURT YOU--

that movie is just. awful. besides the ablesim it also just shits on ALL the reestablished lore for the Yautja. there was an entire game about how altering their DNA like that was frowned upon in their culture. They don't even take Predaliens as trophies because they consider them abominations.

the first two Predator movies were the best ones and I stand by that. Predators was okay, Predator 2 was my favorite and added more to the Yautja and the first Predator is a classic. The Predator is easily the weakest of the movies. I can't say anything about Prey because I haven't seen it yet but I hear it's good. though after 2018 the bar was probably pretty low.

#I would have liked it if the Fugitive Predator stayed alive longer. have them help out against the “upgraded” Predator #and also. big alien sibling... ough #personally in my own rewrite Fugi is a Yautja-human hybrid cuz that at least KIND OF makes sense then the weird dna thing they did #and the upgraded Predator is from a criminal Bad Blood clan #the armor is currently in limbo. not sure if I should ditch it entirely or make it so it was a gift for Fugi's human parent #army dad doesn't get it that's for fucking sure #r slur scene is changed to the guy who says it is cut off by the dad who is MUCH MORE AGGRESSIVE about not saying slurs before he can finis #autism thing is kinda the same but when the lady says that everyone else just looks like her like she's an idiot (she is) #also like. why does the Upgraded Pred need that anyways? your senses are already so much higher then a humans! #you already have super advanced tech! what are you going for here?! what's the point?! #it just. it doesn't make sense. it's such a stupid plot. #I have. so many thoughts about this series. I need to watch Prey at some point #and the AvP movies. I have em I just haven't watched em yet. I already know most of what happens anyways but it'd be fun to see it myself #churchy talks #churchy tag rambles #Predator movies #asks #oough I gotta draw my AvP ocs again. miss my trans and gay xeno Gizmo and his enby Yautja boyfriend

[loverofartandgaypeople]

LIKE I JUST NEED TO SEE THE BYERS HOPPER FAMILY ACTUALLY FUNCTION AS A FAMILY. LIKE I WANT SIBLING MOMENTS BETWEEN JANE AND WILL AND JONATHAN AND I WANT MOMENTS BETWEEN HOPPER AND WILL AND I WANT MIKE TO BASICALLY BE EL'S FAMILY AGAIN (HE ALWAYS WAS) I NEED A PLATONIC FAMILIAL BOND TO BE ESTABLISHED BETWEEN EL AND MIKE. I NEED TO SEE SMILE AND BE HAPPY FOR THEM WHEN SHE SEES BYLER INTERACT AS A COUPLE. I NEED HER TO HUG THEM AND SAY "I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE OKAY" AND I NEED THEM TO BOTH SAY "ME TOO" BECAUSE THEY HAVE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE...HER FAMILY. I NEED MOTHER DAUGHTER MOMENTS BETWEEN JOYCE AND EL AND I NEED ALL THE JANCY BYLER PARALLELS. I NEED THEM ALL MORE THAN I NEED WATER AND OXYGEN. I ALSO NEED A PARALLEL TO THE SCENE WHERE NANCY AND JONATHAN WAKE UP AND THEY'RE LATE AND JONATHAN RUSHING TO GO TO HIS JOB AND NANCY RUNNING OUT THE BACK DOOR. YEAH I REALLY NEED THAT PARALLEL WITH BYLER. THE ENERGY JUST MATCHES. ALSO LITERALLY ANY JANCY SCENE EVER BASICALLY. ESPECIALLY THE GETTING MURRAYED SCENE.

I NEED BYLER TO GO ON A REAL DATE. I NEED THEM TO KISS EACH OTHER, I NEED TO SEE THEM INTERACT AND FUNCTION AS A OLDER ROMANTIC COUPLE. I NEED EL TO FIGURE OUT HER OWN PERSONAL STYLE AND BECOME HER OWN PERSON. I NEED A EL MAKEOVER SEQUENCE WITH THE WORDS IN THE BACKGROUND "NOT HOPPER, NOT MIKE...YOU." AND A SHES THE MAN REFERENCE WITH JOYCE SAYING "NOW PRESENTING...THE NEW, NOT IMPROVED...JANE HOPPER! AND SHE WALKS IN LOOKING SO DIFFERENT AND SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HER BROTHERS AND HOPPER ARE JUST STANDING THERE SHOCKED. AND MIKE AND HOPPER ARE PROUD OF HER. SO IS JOYCE.

#byler #byler st5 #stranger things s5 #byers hopper family #byers hopper siblings #el is a independent WOMAN #my babies are gonna be SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD OMG BYLER IS NOW THE SAME AGE AS JANCY USED TO BE I'M LITERALLY CRYING SOBBING #ROLLING ON THE FLOOR EATING GLASS AND CRYING A WATER FALL AND DIGESTING DIRT AND BREAKING GLASS #AND SCREAMING 10000 DECIBELS HIGHER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE #LIKE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF INTIMACY WE'LL GET FROM BYLER NOW IS GENUINELY SO HARD TO FUCKING FATHOM #LIKE THE JANCY SCENES?????? AND THE FACT THAT BYLER IS GOING TO GET THE SAME TREATMENT???? IS MAKING ME ILL #LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE AND ADOLESCENT AND GAY AND NORMAL AND THE FACT THAT THERE SCENES ARE GOING TO BE TREATED #JUST LIKE JANCY'S IS SO FUCKING CRAZY TO THINK ABOUT #LIKE EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUMP OFF OF THIS FUCKING CLIFF #stranger things

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

i think CLC is no contest the best queerbait group MV wise like the seunghee elkie bits in no and the pole dancing thing in black dress are all it took nobody can compete

#red velvet i guess has scenes that coudl technically qualify as queerbait but its like #the entire concept is engineered from the ground up to appeal to the sensibilities of gay women that idk if it counts #like thats literally just like finding water in the ocean theyre not doing it as a side thing to having a different overall concept #also monster was the one deliberate attempt and it was actively fucking terrible so theyre disqualified from the prize regardless

[loudlyunladylike]

I don't care what anyone says, I really liked st4 v2

#stranger things spoilers #st4 #st4 vol2 #<- might ramble in tags so just for safety precautions #but like yeah! i just finished finally watching it cause i was busy before and i really liked it #and maybe tons of other people did to but in ky adventures of little snippets of accidental spoilers and critique a bunch of people seemed #upset but idk i really liked it and i like how everyone is back in hawkins jesus christ #and like eddie dying - really sad and max dying(?) -fucking heartbreaking but i don't think me like crying over good characters dying #dictates whether or not it's like good or well written #NOW WILL AND MIKE #THE YIKERS #i know everyone's upset that they aren't in canon gay love yet and i get it i get it me too (to a degree) #but like i don't think one ship not being canon yet ruins an entire show or season or few episodes or whatever #and like idk i didn't expect them to be like boyfriends kissing as the world burns around them by the final ep yanno #and we've got will being oh so canonically gay rn oh my god like almost as close as he can get without turning to the camera and saying #im a homosexual like #not even in a vague ''oh you're reading into it too much'' subtext way #like the amount of scenes involving him and mike and jonathan are clearly so deliberatly done and i don't think are meant to be read in any #other subtext #plus they're like definitely building to something here #it doesn't seem possible for them to do that and have it lead nowhere (i don't think they would even be allowed to get away with that if #they tried) #idk i enjoyed it good season cool season i like my silly little shows I'm excited for the next one :) #yes i haven't read any critiques yet and maybe I'll see some like ''hmm good point yes yes'' but also i might just go #''nice show i liked it'' and keep liking it in bliss amen🙌

[a-story-teller]

Had another dream story idea and it's BAD out here y'all. My subconscious said "you don't go for sad old white men yaoi? Well here's one and you have to care about it so much. Good luck"

#the braiiiin worms #The surrounding story was very good lotr asoiaf 80's fantasy epic and then there were these two dudes just So Achingly In Love oh my GOD #Basically they had been knights together back in the day during their own Young Men Do Big Things story and deposed the evil mage king #They were just village boys turned soldiers who fell in love and did something good #but then the one was basically forced to become king because he'd killed the last one and had to get married and produce an heir #So he does get married but tells the queen he's never going to sleep w her and she can fuck who she likes and her kids can have the throne #Since he's not even nobility he doesn't care about The Bloodline #His lover is promoted to “protector of the king” 👀 and they manage to be happy despite the restrictions of royal life #Eventually though it comes out that the king's kids aren't his #And this sparks a conflict between “loyalists” who want the True King's Legacy and the “monarchists” who want Real Noble Lineage #With the queen basically standing back and watching it happen as the crown prince decides now is a great time to try “patricide” #the lover finds the king's nephew (the loyalists' heir) and tells the guard to take him to distant family to raise until he's old enough #But the guard is like “he's gonna get found out in no time” so instead sells him to ppl who find exotic kids for nobles to keep as wards #and he basically disappears into a faraway household and the lover doesn't even know #Meanwhile the king survives a poison attempt but is now physically impaired and on high alert #He leaves with a small retinue to Do Some Business but when he comes back the castle gates are up and arrows start raining down #So it's him and his little group at the edge of a market vs. an entire castle #In the ambush/battle he is seriously wounded #and they try to fake his death to get back in the castle and then nurse him/sneak him out #But the prince doesn't take it at face value and stabs the “body” to make sure #and the lover has to act through watching his all-but-husband who'd just planned their escape from all this get killed in front of him #So that it doesn't blow his cover and get him killed too #That's about where the dream ended but I'm uggg g h gg #I'm SO invested in these two fantasy gays and their incredibly poetic relationship #Doesn't hurt that there were like 3 very graphic sex scenes between them across the timeline #And they were so obsessed with and hungry for each other the whole time.... the last one was just before the ambush #after the king has been left near-immobile from the poison and they're like 40-something #and the lover takes him away from all that and back to the days it was just them and he was strong #It was sooo romantic but also hell when can I get ravaged like that #Anyway I'm ruined and I can't even really work on it I have too many other things to do

[psychosomaticdeicide]

WHILE I UNDERSTAND THAT BEING VULNERABLE AROUND PEOPLE AND FINDING TRUSTED PEOPLE TO BE VULNERABLE WITH IS AN ACQUIRED SKILL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

#incoherent screeching into the abyss #caps warning #the fucking hand holding scene got me #it was the most fucking intimate thing I’ve seen in my life #the entire thing was #but like. to want and have closeness so badly #DEMONSTRATED IN FUCKING HAND HOLDING #BEING REPRESSED AND GAY AS SHIT AND TERRIFIED #and then him being able to embrace it in 14 minutes is. man. #I wanna speedrun like that but that’s a ridiculous thought to have in the first place #if this wasnt a short film my entire insides would feel like they would be scrubbed raw #then again. it would not have been nearly as intimate. #I have the link if anyone wants it

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || poly!141 x Reader

[Chapter 25] || [Chapter Pre-27] || [Chapter 27]

Pairing: 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1.2k~ cw: smut, penetration, oral sex (m!receiving), gay sex (anal) Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you? a/n: we're almost THERE

Chapter 26: Smart mouth

If you thought last time you guys did this was too much, you weren’t ready for this afternoon.

Had you had all your braincells intact, you would’ve pondered HOW John would end up adding to this, if it was even possible to add an extra person…

But they weren’t intact. You were utterly fucked out, stars prickling at the corner of your eyes…

You were lying on your tummy, legs spread apart to either side of the bed, Kyle steadily snapping his hips against your ass, the sound of his cock plunging into you wet and slick echoing in the room, not even concealed by your muffled moans.

Your head was craned back, your neck straining a bit in that position to allow for Johnny’s cock to plunge deep into your mouth, muffling any of the cries of pleasuring coming from you.

It didn’t help that Johnny was not controlling himself, his cock hammering into your mouth with wild abandon.

But that must have had something to do with the fact Simon was fucking him from behind, a hand gripping Johnny around the hip, the other holding your hair to make sure he stayed buried in your mouth.

The corners of your mouth hurt, Johnny’s shaft so impossibly thick, just like the rest of him, that you couldn’t help but whine and whimper at the stretch it forced your mouth to perform.

And Kyle with his damn moans and sighs behind you, his lengthy cock plunging so deep inside you, his thighs nearly permanently glued to your ass more often than not.

“Tha’s it… Wanted to ‘ave a fucking smart mouth, did ya?” Simon taunts who you know is Johnny, but frankly he feels like he could be speaking to any of you really.

“I-I… I’m sorry L.T.!” Johnny whines, his eyes rolling back, his back pressed firmly against Simon’s chest, head lolling against the taller man’s shoulder.

“Don’t apologise to me. Apologise to the pretty thing that’s got you all the way down their throat.” Simon replies, his tone bossy and authoritative.

“I-I’m sorry, bonnie… A-Ah…” Johnny got interrupted halfway as Simon’s hand bobbed your head back and forth, causing some audible sounds of you choking.

“Fuck… Looks so good…” Kyle huffed behind you, bent halfway over your body, panting right against your shoulder blade.

All he could see from that angle was your nose burrowed to Johnny’s pelvis, Simon’s hand in your hair, tears in your eyes…

Simon’s hand left your hair for a moment, allowing you to swallow the build up of saliva in your mouth and to breathe better through your nose, instead caressing Kyle’s cheek, his thumb grazing his bottom lip.

“You’re all doin’ so good f’r me…” Simon tells you, Kyle’s eyes closing at the praise, his lips parting to suck Simon’s thumb. “Good…”

Your eyes watch the entire scene, or… they would, if you weren’t already 2 orgasms in, too fucked out to think of anything at all beyond the fact this all feels too good.

-

You find yourself stirring awake by a sudden lack of warmth and groggily look around to notice Kyle leaving the warm pile of bodies on your bed, revealing your back to the cold air of the bedroom.

Grunting softly, you're shushed by a kiss on the crown of your head and an arm wrapping around you tighter, rubbing your bare back.

You’re hugging onto Simon, who has an arm around you. Kyle had been behind you this whole time, spooning you, and Johnny had been behind him.

“He's going to let John in,” Simon tells you as he keeps rubbing your back, gentle kisses pressed to the top of your head.

Johnny is sleeping soundly, just like you had been, his breathing steady, not quite a snore, but loud enough.

“John?” You murmur, rubbing your eyes.

“Yeah, he texted me about an hour ago, asking if we wanted dinner.” Simon tells you.

“Dinner?” Johnny murmurs in a half-awake state.

“Bloody ‘ell, did’ya wake up at the mention of food?’ Simon quips with a soft rumble of a laugh against your ear. It sounds like he's purring…

Johnny scoots closer, taking up the space that Kyle had been in until now, his lips beginning to press kisses to your bare shoulder.

“I'm so sore…” You murmur, lamenting how sluggish you feel, not to mention your cotton mouth.

After your session, you had all taken turns showering and Simon had made sure to get you all to drink water, but that did little to help your sorry state.

“At least ye don't have a bum knee.” Johnny quips behind you.

“And don't pull a muscle while sitting down,” Simon remarks.

“Or fuck up your back while having a one night stand.” John announces when he shows up at the bedroom door, Kyle right behind him.

Besides Simon, John’s the only one that's dressed, a pair of dark blue jeans, a white undershirt and a brown sweater on top, his hair slightly disheveled from having taken off the beanie he usually wears as a civvy.

“Hi…!” You greet him lazily.

“Hi, darling.” John replies as he approaches the bed.

He drops a kiss to Simon’s head, a peck on the lips for you, and runs a hand over Johnny’s messy mohawk.

“I see you lot had some fun, hm?” John teases before crouching by the bedside.

“‘f course we did, sir.” Johnny jokes with what you know is a sly little smirk on his lips.

“How about you lot get dressed and get some food, hm?” He quipped and ran a hand through your hair as you remained warm sandwiched between Johnny and Simon. “I brought Indian.”

“Ooh, butter chicken?!” Johnny remarks and immediately bounces up, trampling over you and Simon to get off the bed, causing you both to groan.

“I just said I'm SORE!” You scold Johnny as he starts gathering his clothes, which Kyle is also doing for himself.

“Clearly not sore enough! Guess I didn't fuck yer throat hard enough if your mouth is still yapping.” Johnny retorts, causing you to gasp.

“Johnny-” Simon replies as he slowly shifts and stands up as if already threatening him with another fucking to get the attitude out of him again.

“Tough talk for someone that had a cock up the ass 3 hours ago.” Kyle quips from beside him.

“HAUD YER YEESHT! You’re just bitter Simon didn’t fuck ye!” Johnny retorts as he nudges Kyle, the two of them picking up on their usual bickering.

“I wouldn't count that as fucking, more like putting you in your place.” Simon replies swiftly, joining Kyle in tag teaming Johnny.

“My PLACE?!” Johnny gasps.

John takes a seat in the spot Simon had been occupying, letting you curl up to him instead as the lads descend into the madness that is their usual bickering.

John’s arms pull you up onto his lap, wrapping you in a warm hug, his chin resting on your shoulder as you both gaze at the loud men in your bedroom.

“I'm sorry you have to deal with them.” He tells you playfully.

“And I'm sorry that you've been dealing with them for so long.” You retort.

You both share a glance and a chuckle.

"You know if you ever want a break from them... I've got my own place..." John suggests with narrowed eyes and a smile, puffy cheeks lightly pink.

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[sp0o0kylights]

I saw a video today that said, “It’s very uncomfortable as an adult when your friend starts to date somebody who sucks, and you’re all looking at each other going ‘Guys, if this is the person who makes them happy…I think collectively as a unit we can agree that we would rather see them sad. So what's the plan?’” 

And immediately went: modern Steddie AU were Steve dates his high school friend Tommy and everyone is tearing their hair out over how awful he’s being treated. 

Ft. the Party, led by Dustin, hounding Eddie “I could get a man in a SECOND, I just CHOOSE not to date” Munson for help

However:

Eddie is mostly thinking the entire thing is a joke (King Steve and Tommy Hagan? Gay? Together?? Nice try Henderson.) until he runs into Robin. She laments that yeah, they’re bi, but more importantly, Tommy is fucking awful and Steve refuses to see it. 

2. Eddie, maybe, kind of, still has a crush on Steve ("Stop laughing Gareth, everyone has--had! Had a crush on him!") and the guy was never THAT bad in high school---but Tommy Hagan definitely was and a little revenge would be fun.

and finally;

3. Instead of going with the kids' well intentioned but very misguided “Let’s get Eddie to Steal Steve” plan, Eddie meets up with the Robin/Nancy/Jonathan/Argyle/Chrissy dream team to figure out how to prove to Steve that Tommy is horrible. 

Bonus: Robin and Nancy come up with a full proof multi step plan that involves Eddie pissing off Tommy in ways that look completely innocent. The hope is that Steve will see how controlling and unreasonable Tommy is, and break it off.

This hurts no one and just highlights to Steve Tommy's behavior.

Of course, Eddie goes off the rails immediately upon meeting Steve.

Instead of following The Plan, he, with the kids permission and help, gets Tommy to get blow up about THEM.

This is far more successful.

Bonus x2: A large amount of shenanigan's with the kids vs Tommy are involved. As is a scene were Steve breaks down and admits he knows Tommy is terrible, but Tommy puts up with him and Steve "knows how he is."

Eddie goes home, prints out a picture of Tommy and throws cheap ren fair daggers at it for at least three solid hours while he tries to think up ways to prove to Steve Harrington that his parents are wrong, hes very lovable actually.

In fact Eddie would very much like a shot at trying it out, thanks!

(It is also, inevitably, successful.)

#steddie #modern meet cute #SOMEONE TAKE IT FROM ME I CANT HAVE ANOTHER WIP #also I personally am very picky about fake dating tropes or “stealing” tropes #cause you cant steal a person #but also #the trope is naturally exploitative and thats hard to do right #not to say I havent seen people do it WELL cause I have #just that its a hard one for me personally #anyway #Eddie munson #steve harrington #tommy hagan #stranger things #Eddie is a gremlin whose been on all of two dates and had three hookups but hes never telling the children that #angsty #so desperate for love Ill take any scraps I can get Steve Harrington #is a personal favorite of mine #and not in that whiny way #I mean in a realistic way #homeboy out here knowing that half of what he says is stupid but he believes it anyway and has a lot of issues from his parents #so you have to DRAG this shit out of him #or if youre Robin you dont HAVE too but Steves excellent at dodging #excuse making #and generally making everyone think hes making sane decisions #he is not #eddie clocks this instantly lol

[not-the-cheese]

one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

the rest of these may take a while as i've caught up to where i am currently in the podcast but i will finish them like in a month i promise

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

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AN INCOMPLETE LIST: THINGS I LOVED ABOUT THE RWRB MOVIE

Henry complimenting Alex’s cologne in the storage closet

The way Henry pauses and gives a look after Alex asks “have I surprised you in any way?”

The way Henry is looking at Alex when Pez is telling Nora “you are the most exquisite woman I have ever seen in my life”

The way Alex is so distracted he forgets who he’s talking to because Henry is in his sightline

Alex nervously trying to figure out how to stand before Henry comes into the red room

tHE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHEN HE COMES INTO THE RED ROOM

The look Henry gives Alex when he walks out of his bedroom i.e. “I am very, very gay”

“And I thought Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz was a mouthful” “He is” and the fucking LOOKS

“Can he ever belong to someone else?” “Only momentarily”

“Would it make a difference if I told you not to see him again?” IMMEDIATE NO

Alex at the beginning saying royalty in the 21st century is so antiquated…..Henry saying the same thing to Bea later

“I would never call you a coward”

The SHIT-EATING SMILE Alex gives Henry in the V&A when he’s putting his arms on his shoulders and making him dance, the little shit

HISTORY, HUH? BET WE COULD MAKE SOME

Henry waking up next to Alex the next morning and his lil smile and the way he leans into Alex’s arm around him

Alex finally calling him HRH when he’s telling the world he loves him

Zahra’s face pretty much the entire movie but especially when Alex is literally waxing poetically about Henry’s eyebrows

Also how curly Alex’s hair is in that entire scene

The fact that Alex is wearing his ring

LOVESICK HOMOSEXUALS

Touch me and die

BABY

& Henry’s sweet relieved baby face after he hears that

Collapsing on the stairs like the drama queens they are

THE FACT THAT ALEX IS WEARING HIS RING

Alex watching Henry play piano like the sun shines out of his ass and he has a vitamin D deficiency

Yankee Doodle

Alex’s slutty ass tight shirt

Alex’s pecs (I’m fine)

Henry’s smile when he notices Alex wearing his ring and fiddling with it in the same way he used to

They went out onto the balcony and they cried and I cried

CASEY MCQUISTON, PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH WRITER EVERYBODY

Yellow roses

That long ass hug

Henry looking like a lost little puppy on the stage until Alex takes his hand

OPEN HEARTED, FEARLESS, AND ALIVE

#look i know the movie wasn't a carbon copy of the book #and there was some shit left out #but i loved some stuff #and the alex in me demanded a list #thank u for ur time #reese talks #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb movie spoilers #rwrb spoilers #spoilers #firstprince #red white and royal blue #red white & royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #henry hanover stuart fox #1k