#this does go HARD THO

[spaciebabie]

papyrus does his taxes ☹☹☹☹☹

#undertale #let papyrus say fuck #letpapyrussayfuck #papyrus undertale #papyrus #WHYYYY IS HE SO HARD TA DRAW IM GONNA DIE #this was so much funnier in my head #oh well. cant be on my a game 100% of the time #have a good day im gonna go chill THE SUN IS ON MY SCREEN FFS #when he does his taxes he really lets loose he says everysingle curseword he can imagine b/c that shit sucks so fucking bad #the great papyrus wont survive in prison tho so he does his absolute best #spacie scribbles

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

#carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #a little bit of #zestmilla #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #yes there is ikea in hell #fight me #in fact all furniture in hell is from IKEA #Rosie’s go to punishment for the dumbasses when they fight is to make them assemble furniture for her #gets them out of her hair and she gets her furniture put together #Zestial sometimes gets sent to supervise but he’s no help #he’s in fact very unhelpful #he does not understand in the slightest #he’s a good stepdad tho #hazbin hotel clara #hazbin hotel odette #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel husk #I have no idea if the cat thing is true #I didn’t fact check it that hard #tw: #tw pregnancy #tw mentions of miscarriages #tw childbirth

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

so im listening to the potd audio commentary and jodie's talking about covid restrictions and filming flux and how the restrictions were more intense at the start of filming (was that end of 2020/start of 2021?) and she says "by the time we finished, we could hug" and damn they took that opportunity didnt they

#itS OnLY BeEn A dAy FoR tHe DOcToR wHY dOeS ShE hUg YaZ LikE ThAt #well maybe sometimes you havent been able to hug your friends for six months because of a pandemic have you thought about that dfhkgjhkjgh #i make myself guilty of this too tho i forget about covid all the time #or not forget im the only one in my town still wearing a fucking mask but like #i find it hard to factor in here #bc i dont know when they filmed + theres no covid in dwniverse #or you know. this part of it #but like you dont SEE anyone wearing masks and idk #in like quarantaine times you'd get these visceral reactions to crowd shots on tv right? #but personally ive lost that #i dont go into public places without a mask but everybody else does so like the visual of crowds has become nrmal again #dont think theres crowds in doctor who but like #it doesnt Register so viscerally if people are stnading close to each other #at least to me

[mattodore]

guy i made while waiting for the bg3 goty announcement. his actual name is shawn but he goes by his surname! say hi puck <3

#he's for fizzy's postcard legacy!! i still have to make his younger sibling tho. i started on them but realized my sliders are messed up #so i gotta wait for my game to reload before i can go back to it #but since he's for fizzy i tried!! very hard to make him look maxis!! look at the 2d lashes! i took note of how fizzy does it lmao #he's covered in dirt all the time so you can see it on his face in the second pic. that's his everyday look #river dipping #ts4 #my sims #shawn puck

[flaming-brown-witch]

ok pjo fandom, reblog if you want to see this diehard romione shipper live blog reading the series and........possibly replacing my TWENTY YEAR otp with percabeth 😬

#the romione sub is going to HATE me for this #but i like to think of myself as open-minded #and y'all keep gassing up percabeth sooo #and jkr DOES suck #i will always go hard for romione tho #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo fandom #percy x annabeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #hermione x ron #ron x hermione #romione #ron weasley #hermione granger #fandom #jk rowling #rick riordan #percabeth #otp #my otp #one true pairing

[fourteenfifteen]

god there really is something in brnine’s cageyness and intimacy aversion in relation to how valence could. literally read their mind

#bad news dude. you’re going to have to put your feelings into words now #devastating tho like who could see through it all. who did they not have to try so hard for #fatt #palisade #partizan #: ( #cool b does cool things

[itseghost]

silly but,, i saw a post going around with that passage and well. visiting halsin post epilogue, plenty of room for this joke to happen lmao you're always considered a young man when you're with full elves i guess!!!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #halsin #tavstarion #tavhalstarion #the book is floating idk. i didnt think all 2 hard about this but the idea wouldnt leave me when i saw that picture lmao #aster's tattoos? off the dome as usual #does tumblr allow figure drawing level bare asses. we'll see i guess #i didnt actually do the poly romance route with aster even tho i love halsin lol #wanted to play aster as basically just very wholeheartedly devoted to astarion #especially with durge shit going on at the time too #post game though i def imagine they have something sweet with halsin #when theyre in the area that is lol #itseart

[prettycoolducks]

just finished playing portal revolution. I like evil science lady and her rabid vacuum cleaner

#my art #portal revolution #very well put together portal mod #puts in on the shelf with stories mel of good portal mods i have played that connect gaps in the story or add to it in some way #i think i shall put this in the portal tag as well. apologies if it does not belong there #portal #portal 2 #this mod was well written and well voice acted. only thing i didnt like so much was the ending. them being sent to the moon was funnny tho #i mean the after credits scene made me feel better but at first i was just like. huh? so they just all die in the end? #it was a bit fast paced like riiiight at the end. the very very end #also while im talking ive noticed a lot of portal mods struggle with 'boss fights' and making them puzzles but still fast paced. #which is fair because its hard to make fast paced puzzles while still being challenging while still being easy etc etc #the puzzles in the last chamber were a bit confusing to figure out at first and i got stuck a lot #which led me to just standing there trying to figure out where to go at times which slowed down the pacing #the rest of the puzzles were great tho. maybe a bit easy but still great #also i spent like 5 hours in the game! so far! thats a good 5 hours of extra portal content! woohoo! #art of duck

[caitlynmeow]

When Daniela graduated from high school and was about to enroll in university:

Bela: What do you want to major in?

Daniela: What do they have?

Bela: This is not a restaurant, Dani 😭😭😭

#house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #headcanon #this sums up daniela's entire life philosophy #bela was trying #at least cassandra knew what she wanted academically like she had a full plan fleshed out and didn't need much guidance because girl KNEW #what she wanted #dani tho? she's just shrugging her way through things and picking whatever #because why bother working hard when you don't really need to #she didn't want to go to university actually but bela put her foot down #no sister of hers is going to be out and about without a degree #she will not give anyone any chance of badmouthing her sisters #this is something only she can do #and she will make sure it stays that way #and dani hates that cass is directly older than her because cass is an OVERACHIEVER and does insane things #bela is more sane and dani decided to focus on her instead of cass because cass and her choices are not for the weak #not that dani is weak it's just that she's lazy and a tad too spoiled to ever want to work for anything #and studying sure counts as her being tortured unnecessarily

[darubyprincx]

mooooom, ray's writing about finding hope in grief again! // a webweave comprised entirely of the various things i've written over the years

(i'll tend to the flames, you can worship the) ashes / the things your father did to you / ashes / ashes / twice. / ashes / Untitled #29 / ashes / ashes masterdoc (the unstructured one) / twice. / ashes / but all you battered, all you broke / ashes / ashes / comfort for the weary / on being a writer

#ray's tag #web weaving #web weave #keys' writing #undescribed #hi good morning i passed out before i could make this last night but it was the first thing i did when i woke up so #i love how half of these quotes are from ashes #tho tbf ashes does go hard as fuck. i went off while writing that one. #anyways this is propaganda READ MY FICS BOY. ALL OF THEM. I WRITE GOOD WORDS. THIS IS PROOF THAT THEY ALL SLAP.

[sarsaparilla-star]

playing fallout 3 for the first time means oscillating between "this is a really fun game and is reminding me why i love fallout" and "this is the worst thing anybody has ever written"

#im not going in totally blind to be fair. i know the major story beats #this is your destiny i would not rob you of that etc etc. liam neeson dying etc etc #some of the minor details that im experiencing for myself tho are like. either pretty neat or abominably stupid #the family!! is DUMB!! #why cant you tell dad the entire vault went to shit after he left and u needed to escape with your life!! #why does amata kick you out again!! for a reference to fo1? yea real clever #i liked vault 106(?) tho. charon is an interesting companion #wish the game invited u to explore the morality of you having his contract but i can just chew on that myself ig #i will fix these things in my brain by imagining things very hard

[starleska]

today Toby Fox dropped a new song in the Undertale/Deltarune newsletter!! this is an unused track called sneaking.mp3, and was for a now-unused stealth portion of the game. Toby says they realised moving really slowly wasn't a fun mechanic, so they've taken it out 💖🙏

#how HARD does this track go tho!!!! 😭😭😭 #deltarune chapter 3 spoilers #deltarune #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune spoilers #undertale #toby fox #sneaking.mp3 #audio #starleskatalks

[digital999placebo]

so.. smiles. anyone remember my golden age boxing au?

#UH to recap: #Ludwig came to the US with his brother Gilbert #Gilbert working the steel mill coal mines dock (hard work labour insert) #Ludwig gets offered boxing or sowmthing n he’s like NO I am not beating someone up for entertainment #then Gilbert hurts his foot n jumps around on a broke lidl cane n Ludwig is like FINE I’ll box #anyway #the Vargas family is a big mob family n grandpa Roma does some boxing matches rigging on the side #for fun u know #Lovino n Feliciano aren’t involved tho (or are they Vine boom sound effect) #they own a tailor shop and it’s a legal business OR IS IT (vine boom sound effect x2) #not to go all GerIta on your ass but they see each other for da first time when feli is invited to one of Ludwig’s boxing matches #n then they have crazy retro gay sex #hetalia #hws Veneziano #hws Germany #GerIta #Feliciano Vargas #ludwig beilschmidt #hws Italy #hws north Italy #hws south Italy #hws Romano #uh Romano also has a story #crushing on his grandpas leg breaker (Antonio) whose a few years older #but Antonio is having intercourse with a Dutch dock worker #999art

[ophernelia]

My mom didn’t want anything for Mother’s Day and didn’t really wanna do anything either. Only thing she wanted to do today was garden, so I’ve been out with her in the dirt most of the day. It’s our thing. We tend her garden together every single year. And after her stroke last year, I’m extra grateful we get to garden together this year.

#idk I love my mom #september/October of last year was very hard with all the stuff going on with her #not to mention that was on top of stuff going on here but it’s fine #I remember telling her about the stuff when we were in her hospital room and she still had enough energy to roll her eyes and say fuck them #nothing phases her and that’s my favorite thing about her #she does enjoy some gossip tho lmao which is why I told her I knew it’d cheer her up #I love that woman #nonsims #text post

[ejaysstuff]

Nezha 2011 + jinzha

#nezha #jinzha #jttw #third lotus prince #art #my art stuff #nah cause why does his design in 2011 go so hard #so much bling and drip #just to get his ass kicked by sun wukong #i wished they kept his huntianling tho :(

[sysig]

Experimentation (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Continuing the theme of memories and what Gaster ruined for them haha #He doesn't even have to be here and he's making their lives harder! Par for the course #Lots of things have the potential to trigger their memories - a familiar smell or a food they recognize #But there were so many things they never experienced and sifting between them is very difficult! #Especially considering most of what they ''remember'' is actually just their Reaction to Something - like the smoke smell making them tense #Sans here getting a Reaction for sure tho - being questioned and experimented on does Not feel good #It's Papyrus doing it so that's one thing but even still - not having fun with this #Papyrus is so curious! He wants to know! He always seems to be a bit left out on finding things out haha #Sans being the more science-minded of the two probably has an impact there - ask your brother he'll help figure it out #Unless he really doesn't want to because it feels weird please stop (lol) #Still tho being asked to eat things as an experiment? ''oh hey bro maybe going to grillby's will remind me of something'' ''SANS'' lol #Papyrus didn't mean anything by continuing to ask questions he's just curious! #Sans goes to write down the results and then feels Even Worse so scribbles them out #''don't tell me what to do!'' directed nowhere in particular #Tries really hard to put it out of him mind A Lot #This remembering business sure is uncomfortable! #Look what you did Gaster you took a perfectly fun data-gathering session and turned it into something they'll need therapy for!