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- Vox is literally the only one who’s at all productive. Alastor could be if he wanted to, but he doesn’t want to (usually. Sometimes he does like to help Rosie out), and Valentino can’t read.

- Sometimes Zestial gets sent out/goes of his own accord to help them. This doesn’t really make them more effective as a) Alastor and Vox are still fighting and he has no intention of getting between them, b) he really can’t read the instructions. They’re all written in modern shorthand that basically reads like hieroglyphics to him (really, he can read those better) and c) Valentino still can’t read.

“Okay, pass me parts 3A and 3C.”

*frustrated grumbling* “Why does each piece have subsections sorted in its own cypher? Why not simply number them and be done with it?”

“I don’t know, okay? Just pass me them.”

“I know not which thou means. Thou has the key to our troubles in thy hands.”

“UGH. Okay, Val, toss me that big tool you have there.”

“Well, if you insist~”

“Eugh. Do us all a favor and keep in your pants.”

“I’ll keep it in your pants.”

“Was that flirtatious or an insult? Either way it fell flat, but I’d like to know the difference.”

“You little-“

- Rosie and Carmilla have learned the difference between the various noises of chaos and can easily tell which should be considered alarming. The younger overlords (Zeezi and Velvette) have not and it still freaks them out.

*distant crashing*

“Holy shit, what was that?”

“Relax, honey, they’re fine. They just dropped the box.”

*shrieking*

“Uh, are you sure-“

“He’s fine. He’s always yelling about something. You only have to worry if he goes quiet.”

“Well, when you put it that way, you make him sound like a toddler.”

“Good.”

*shouted curses*

“Oye! We JUST talked about this! NO VIOLENCE ON MY WHITE RUGS.”

*brief silence, cut off by horrible, guttural screaming*

“…darling, did you just drop that screw you’ve been looking for for the past half hour?”

Very important headcanon that Charks and I have decided we need to share:

There is IKEA in Hell. All furniture (aside from custom-made stuff) in Hell comes from IKEA. And whenever Vox, Valentino, or Alastor act up during meetings, Rosie puts them in assembly time-out.

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel zestial #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel zeezi #hazbin hotel overlords #hazbin hotel headcanon #ikea lol #yes there is ikea in hell

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Very important headcanon that Charks and I have decided we need to share:

There is IKEA in Hell. All furniture (aside from custom-made stuff) in Hell comes from IKEA. And whenever Vox, Valentino, or Alastor act up during meetings, Rosie puts them in assembly time-out.

#they can come back in once they build her a new couch (to her satisfaction) #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel headcanon #goofy lil headcanons

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Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel carmilla #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel overlords #carmilla is SO DONE #Clara; poking her head in: Mom? did you see- #Carmilla: Yes. #Rosie; busting through her office door: CARMILLA! #Carmilla: I KNOW. #Zestial; sitting down next to her in bed that night: Didst thou- #Carmilla; covering her head with a pillow: YES! I HEARD ABOUT ALASTOR! VOX RAN UP AND DOWN THE STREETS IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE SINGING I #FOR LIKE AN HOUR #NOW LEAVE ME ALONE #Zestial says nothing else but quietly turns her cell phone ringer off when she’s not looking

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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

#I was kind of a stupid kid #now I’m a slightly less stupid adult 🤷‍♀️ #I can drive do taxes and sew but I still sometimes forget that there’s nuts in Nutella #and I have no clue how babies work

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IMO, the Alastor thing is totally based on me 😅 I didn’t figure that out until embarrassingly late in life.

Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

#hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk

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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

#carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #a little bit of #zestmilla #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #yes there is ikea in hell #fight me #in fact all furniture in hell is from IKEA #Rosie’s go to punishment for the dumbasses when they fight is to make them assemble furniture for her #gets them out of her hair and she gets her furniture put together #Zestial sometimes gets sent to supervise but he’s no help #he’s in fact very unhelpful #he does not understand in the slightest #he’s a good stepdad tho #hazbin hotel clara #hazbin hotel odette #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel husk #I have no idea if the cat thing is true #I didn’t fact check it that hard #tw: #tw pregnancy #tw mentions of miscarriages #tw childbirth

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She’s trying so hard to keep her eyes open while I write…

#puppy #puppy pics #i’m lowkey concerned about how many suggestions for the tag puppy don’t have anything to do with baby dogs #did it hurt when you fell #dihwyf #fanfic writer

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OP this is so cute 😭 I had the same thought once and almost wrote a fic about it, I may have to just for this

I like the headcanon that Carmilla arrived in hell already pregnant. And, most likely, had time to get to know Zestial, who in turn provided support during this difficult period.

and Lucifer, too, why not? x)

Hehehe, animals from drawings from the Middle Ages definitely have a special charm x)

#reblog #gorgeous op #sketch #fanart #hazbin hotel #zestial #carmilla carmine #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer

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DIHWYF Incorrect Quotes but it's mild Carmine sisters chaos

Because ✨sisters ✨

Clara, staring at newly adopted Vaggie: Um...want a beer?

Odette: She's like...five!

Clara: I DUNNO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER?!

Clara: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Odette, whispering into her phone: Uh, hi- we locked our baby sister in the car and people are judging us.

Clara, now running around looking for a rock: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!

Odette, whirling around: DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW, YOU'LL GET GLASS ON HER!

Odette: But if you keep making up words, no one will understand you.

Young Vaggie: Clara will. Watch. *tugs on Clara's arm*

Clara: Yeah, squirt?

Vaggie: *complete gibberish*

Clara, immediately playing along: Whoa, are you serious?

Vaggie: *more gibberish*

Clara: I'd never considered that before!

Vaggie: *very serious gibberish*

Clara, patting her head: This changes everything.

Odette, facepalming: You're both crazy.

*Odette, spotting Vaggie trying to sneak out of her bedroom: Oh, not again. Come on, go back to bed before Mamá sees you.

Vaggie: But I don't want to go to bed!

Odette: Too bad, manita.

Vaggie, pouting: Why do I have to go to sleep? Why can't I just stay awake all night?

Odette, sighing and getting up to walk her back bed: Because that's the way the world is.

Vaggie: Well I'm going to make it so that's not how the world is!

Odette, tucking her in: That sounds like a big job. You're gonna need a full night's sleep for that.

Vaggie: Yeah, I will! *triumphantly snuggles in*

Vaggie, ten minutes later: Hey, wait a second-

Vaggie, curled up in front of the fridge: :(

Clara, spotting her: You alright, hermana?

Vaggie, sadly: I just miss Odette**.

Clara, sitting down next to her: Aw, I know.

Vaggie: And the fridge doesn't like me :(

Clara: I...know?

*Odette: Bed. Sleep. Now.

Vaggie, trying to hide behind Clara: But I'm not tired!

Clara: Yeah, 'Dette, she's not tired!

*they're both asleep in Clara's bed in ten minutes later*

Clara, snuggling lil' Vaggie: Big sister's going to drop-kick anyone that touches you 🥰

Odette, without missing a beat: And bigger sister's going to bail big sister out of jail.

Carmilla, cuddling Vaggie after she tripped and fell: I know it's tough, mija. But hey, how many times have you bumped your head or gotten a bruise while you're playing with your sisters?

Vaggie, holding an ice pack on her knee: Um...lots.

Carmilla: Right. And what do they always tell you?

Vaggie: ...don't tell Mamá?

Carmilla, who was fully expecting a different answer: What?!

Clara, who'd walked into the room to check on her little sister: Uh...I'll maybe come back later?

Clara, holding an ice pack to her sister's head: How much do you remember?

Teenage Vaggie, who'd just gotten into her first fight: Just the ambulance ride to the hospital, I think.

Odette: That wasn't an ambulance ride, I drove you.

Vaggie: But I heard sirens?

Clara: That was your girlfriend.

Charlie, clutching the largest teddy bear the hospital sold***: I got nervous!

Charlie, fresh into their relationship: If something happened to Vaggie, I...I couldn't live with myself.

Odette, completely straight faced: You wouldn't have to. Clara and I would kill you.

Vaggie, trying to sneak off with Charlie at a party: Guys, I need your help.

Clara: Oooh, ok. I have an idea.

Odette: Is it a bad idea?

Clara: *darts off in Velvette's direction*

Odette, jumping up to chase after her: CLARA, IS IT A BAD IDEA-****

Vaggie, walking by with a teapot:

Clara: Whatcha doing?

Vaggie: It's for Zestial. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight and I want him on my side when Mom finds out.

Clara: Oooh, smart. I'll have to remember that.

Odette, not looking up from her laptop: I never realized the forethought that went into raising our mother's blood pressure.

BONUS:

Carmilla, trying to calm Lucifer down after he came to her for advice about Charlie: Look, I've raised three fully functional, well adjusted children and-

Luci, sniffling: You have three kids I don't know about?

Carmilla: ...

BECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL

Here's a link to the AU!

*these exchanges definitely took place less than an hour apart.

**Odette is fine, she's just on a business trip and her sisters are sad.

***That bear is not for Vaggie. She has a different one for Vaggie. The older Carmines got her that so she would calm the fuck down

****is this a hint as to how Charlie and Vaggie meet? 🤫

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #didithurtwhenyoufell #vaggie is a carmine au #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel clara #hazbin hotel odette #hazbin hotel carmilla #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel zestial #Carmilla adopts Vaggie au #found family #my au #charlie morningstar #chaggie #hazbin hotel velvette #vaggie; I need a distraction #clara; seizing the opportunity to antagonize Velvette: 😈 #sometimes being a good wingwoman means picking a fight with the bratty overlord who insulted your parents #hazbin hotel lucifer #that last one isn't canon it's just funny #mostly sourced from bluey and modern family #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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Me: Stay tuned for the fic!

Also me: forgets to post the link to the fic

Hazbin Hotel AU where almost everything is the same, but Vaggie is cast down years earlier as a little girl on her first extermination and is subsequently adopted/raised by the various overlords.

Because I love this trope so much

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel au

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Hazbin Hotel Characters As Stupid Shit My Friends and I Say*: Part???

(*phrasing and setting obviously edited slightly for context. Otherwise verbatim quotes.)

Charlie: Come on, guys. You know the first thing you should do when something's not working, right?

Niffty: Scream???

Charlie: Turn it off and back on aga- wait, what?

Adam, in an exaggerated "mean girl "voice: Like, this is hell. You're never escaping.

Alastor, checking his watch: Today my chance of being a murderer is...four percent.

Angel, narrowly dodging being stabbed: You know what I'd rather have in me than this knife? That di-

Husk, nervously eyeing Rosie: ...she's just sucking on a piece of raw, frozen bacon.

Angel: Eugh. *after contemplating for a moment*...porksicle.

Husk: *chokes*

Sir Pentious: Uno, dos, tres...Diaz?

Niffty: One, two, three, nine!

Vaggie: Wha- ok, no to both of you. *to Pentious* Diaz is a name, not a number. *turning to Niffty* And you...just no.

Angel: I don't even know what would happen if you boiled someone's blood.

Cherri, shrugging: Maybe it's like a hot tub, but on the inside.

Valentino, dramatically draping himself over Vox's lap: You must share in my misery. My misery is your misery.

Velvette, who's just walked into the room: ...what the fuck?

Velvette: What does 'dios mio' mean?

Carmilla: Oh my god.

Velvette: Jeez, cut me some slack. I haven't studied in awhile.

Carmilla, pinching the bridge of her nose: No, it literally means 'oh my god'.

Bonus:

Alastor, to Lucifer: Fucking pipsqueak.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #the product of hyperfixation #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #my friends and I are walking shitposts so expect more of these

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IT’S AU TIME, BITCHES!!! 😎

Keep in mind that I’ve only recently entered the fandom, so no one we haven’t seen in an episode is included. Also, this post is mostly Carmilla-centric, as I really like her dynamic with Vaggie in canon and it makes the most sense to me!

- Lil Vaggie was maybe four or five at the time she went on her first extermination, with Lute (who was about ten-twelve years older) chaperoning her. As was traditional for exorcists, they’d both been trained to hold a blade since they were old enough to walk.

- Originally the plan was for her to just watch, but Adam went off script and ordered Lute to incapacitate a sinner for him. He then handed Vaggie a small dagger and told her to finish them. Young Vaggie (being a small child) burst into tears and begged him not to make her do it, which ROYALLY pissed off Adam. He declared her defective and ordered Lute to cut off her wings so that she couldn’t follow them back to Heaven. Lute (being young and eager to prove herself to him) took a bit of ✨creative liberty✨ and stabbed her eye out for good measure.

- Carmilla was the one to find Vaggie after Lute tore off her wings. Though she initially tried not to get involved, her mamá’s heart won out when she heard the little girl crying and she ran back to rescue her.

- Carmilla made an attempt to keep Vaggie a secret for the first few months of her living in hell. The other overlords cottoned on fairly quickly, however- especially Zestial, who simply just showed up in her home one day. Carmilla just came home and found him very casually playing with Vaggie on the floor of her office.

- After that, she began introducing her as her daughter. Some were suspicious, but given that no one is really sure how she reconnected with her older daughters in the first place, people give up questioning it.

- Because children are so rarely found in Hell, Carmilla had a lot of trouble finding little Vaggie clothes that fit her. Eventually, Zestial suggested they visit Rosie, who was delighted to gather up hand-me-downs from some of her families in Cannibal Town (Carmilla spent about four hours washing them).

- Alastor, for some inexplicable reason, snuck some of Niffty’s dresses in the bag from Rosie. Neither of them ever told Carmilla and Vaggie LOVED the dresses.

- Carmilla nearly choked when Vaggie told her her name for the first time. After that, she gently changed the pronunciation (but didn’t tell her why, for obvious reasons)

- When she was younger, Vaggie didn’t actually know what the word ‘mother’ meant. She simply thought ‘Mamá’ was Carmilla’s name.

- Aside from Carmilla, Zestial is the only other person (including Vaggie herself, who has no memories of that day and believes she’d died too young to remember) who knows the entire truth of Vaggie’s origins. Rosie suspects, but even though Carmilla doesn’t necessarily dislike her and even sometimes trusted her to babysit Vaggie when she was younger, she doesn’t trust her not to tell Alastor.

- Growing up, Vaggie was allowed to spend time in meetings with her mother and the other overlords. The only exception was when Valentino attended, since Carmilla point-blank banned him from every interacting with any of her daughters.

- Sometimes when Vaggie was really little, Alastor would drag Husk in to babysit during their meetings. Vaggie ADORED “Mr. Whiskers” and would beg Alastor to bring him back every time.

- They both got a pretty good shock over a decade later when he first arrived at the hotel.

- Of all of the overlords, she enjoyed spending time with Zestial the most. He took most of the responsibility for her education, including reading classic literature he collected to her. Though she appreciated it most of the time, Carmilla did scold him once for reading her daughter Macbeth at the age of eight.

- Vaggie grew up very close with both her sisters, but spent more time with Clara than Odette.

- At the time of canon, Vaggie had had minimal contact with her adoptive family for several months. Though she wholeheartedly supported Vaggie’s relationship with Charlie, Carmilla was NOT on board with her daughter getting involved in the hotel proposal. They’d argued about it multiple times, with Carmilla arguing that it was too dangerous for her to meddle in Heaven’s affairs and Vaggie demanding to know why. Since Carmilla couldn’t elaborate, Vaggie left and only kept regular contact with Clara until her visit with Charlie to Heaven, where she met Adam and Lute for the first time in years.

Edit: since it’s a fic now, I removed some for spoilers. :)

That’s all I got for now but stay tuned for the ficlet I wrote on this!!!

Hazbin Hotel AU where almost everything is the same, but Vaggie is cast down years earlier as a little girl on her first extermination and is subsequently adopted/raised by the various overlords.

Because I love this trope so much

#you can pry my found family tropes from my cold dead hands #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel overlords #hazbin hotel carmilla #hazbin hotel clara #hazbin hotel odette #hazbin hotel zestial #carmilla carmine #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel spoilers #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel exorcists #hazbin hotel niffty

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Hazbin Hotel AU where almost everything is the same, but Vaggie is cast down years earlier as a little girl on her first extermination and is subsequently adopted/raised by the various overlords.

Because I love this trope so much

#I will elaborate later once I wake up from a nap lol #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #carmilla carmine #odette carmine #clara carmine #hazbin hotel odette #hazbin hotel carmilla #zestial #hazbin hotel zestial #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel clara #overlords #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel overlords #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #I think that’s all the ones I know #oh shit I forgot the vees #eh #not like they’re really part of this AU #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel exterminators #hazbin hotel exorcists #hazbin hotel au #found family #found family au

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Where I’ve been, and my plans moving forward.

Hey Tumblr (and hopefully my AO3 readers)…it’s been a minute. And I’m sorry for that, I really am. I wanted to pop on here and give y’all an explanation as to what’s been going on with me and where I’ve been…but for a writer, I’m surprisingly short on stuff to say. So I’m just going to start.

Where I’ve been

It’s been at least a month since I’ve posted (and over a year since I’ve updated my most popular series, The Raven House). And…yeah, I feel bad about that. The short version is, I completely changed my lifestyle. The long version is that I finished my semester of school at the end of May last year and just…didn’t go back. Initially, I decided to work full time for awhile to give myself some time to recover after a bad mental break. But I realized pretty quickly that I didn’t want it to be temporary. I have severe ADHD and anxiety, as well as some health issues that just overall made school miserable for me. At least right now, I’m much more fulfilled and happy with my work. I’m lucky enough to have gotten a good job (really good for someone my age) in an AMAZING work environment and I’m just much happier there.

So what does this have to do with my fics and my blog?

Well, two things. One- I have less time overall. To be honest, a LOT of my works were written while I was spacing out in class. With my job, I don’t have the time or really any reason to space out at my desk- and that really is a good thing! Because secondly, writing was as much a coping mechanism as it was a hobby. When I was posting and writing regularly, a lot of it was pure avoidance. I could stave off my stress by pretending I was being productive when I wrote a new chapter, and I could avoid paying attention to class by researching for my character’s outfits, you know? It made it easier. It was also (depressingly) one of the few places where I could get real positive feedback and praise, which I DESPERATELY needed, but never got (as I was admittedly a terrible student). So I did as much as possible in order to garner pretty much any positive attention. And I am grateful that in those times, I had writing to cope- but I’m also glad that I don’t have to rely on it as much anymore, because it ultimately wasn’t healthy.

Where does this leave me?

I don’t write all this to announce the closing of my account. I promise, this is not me saying goodbye. However, I’m going to be learning how to truly embrace writing as a hobby and how to fit it into my new lifestyle. With that, I’ll be trying to work on more of my original content, which I post separately. I'll also be adjusting my plans for some of my fics. Here’s the list of what I’m planning on going forward.

The Raven House

The Raven House is my most popular work and absolutely one of my favorites. It also takes AGES to write, especially with me having shifted hyper fixations. I won't be pausing or stopping work on it all, but it will continue to take ages. TL;DR: It's not going away, but it'll continue to take a long time and have a very uneven upload schedule. I hope y'all will understand and keep going.

Multimedia

This piece will be discontinued. Honestly, I just have no idea where to go with it and there's not much point in me keeping it going. I think it's a fun concept, but I don't really want to continue it at this time.

Insomnia

Similar to Multimedia, it's a fun concept, but I don't have any ideas or motivation to push forward with it.

Blank Space

This will stay as a one-shot for now. I originally wrote this with plans to have it as a three chapter story, but I'd rather focus my motivation on The Raven House.

Shades Of Lavender

For lack of a better word, I'm considering this piece to be on hiatus. I don't want to say goodbye to this piece or these characters by any means- however it's another that will continue to take AGES. I'll work on it on the side, but I won't be posting it for the foreseeable future.

Purgatory

I'm wrapping up the last pages of this fic! However I'm still deciding if I can really wrap this up with one more chapter.

That's...pretty much all I had to say. I feel like I'm forgetting something. I'll remember later.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart to my readers who see this. I understand if you left, but I'm doubly grateful for the ones who stuck around <3

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THANK YOU SOMEONE ELSE THINKS THIS

I'd be okay if Carmilla really did kill the exorcist BUT I also like the idea that later on it's revealed that she witnessed who really did it, and had to promise to not tell anyone or else suffer the consequences.

Now she is making herself the fall gal in order to keep the promise and more importantly, protect her daughters.

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Questions about the Raven House AU: How would Edric and Emira fit in the story? I feel they were really essential in pushing Amity to do what she wanted to do (or Luz during Lost in Language). But since they're gonna be mostly absent during the AU, I wonder how'd that go. Same applies to Swap!Luz, as it seems she would mostly be on her own, given she has no siblings... unless you put King in there somewhere...

AUs are so interesting, but man, the brainpower needed to make the changes work well... I salute you for writing it anyways

Hello Anon! And hello to all fans of TRH au. I promise I am alive, just have had a very busy and chaotic couple months. I’m hoping to ease back into writing slowly :) so thanks for the people who stuck around!

To answer your question, Anon, my plans for the siblings are…complicated. This AU is sort of unique in that it’s not a 1-1 AU, so not everyone is going to be swapped. In the case of Ed and Em, my plan was to sort of split the role of Camila between them and Alador. For pivotal scenes in S1 and S2, they’d be Camila. If I chose to write S3 (which I’m not ready to commit to yet), Alador would step up into that role.

For King, his character will remain relatively similar to the original- with some slight differences in his arc. Without too many spoilers, he will remain a part of the trio of Eda, King, and Luz. I do somewhat regret not swapping him with the Collector, but at the same time I do think it stays truer to Lilith’s character. I don’t have plans for him to appear in LOL (I’m not actually sure that will be a chapter anyways) but I’m not worried about that. I don’t necessarily think that’s as important to Swap! Luz’s character arc as it was with canon Amity’s.

Hope that answers your questions!! Thanks for reading.

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In the Raven house AU, how you imagine Lilith dress ?

Hi Anon! Thanks for the ask.

Lilith's dress was loosely based on this one I found online.

I liked this idea, but didn't like all the loose fabric or the short skirt/sleeves. It didn't feel very practical or very Lilith. However, I still wanted her to have that dramatic flair that Boiling Isles dress codes so often seem to entail. I did some more looking and ended up going with this interpretation!

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