#FOR LIKE AN HOUR

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel carmilla #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel overlords #carmilla is SO DONE #Clara; poking her head in: Mom? did you see- #Carmilla: Yes. #Rosie; busting through her office door: CARMILLA! #Carmilla: I KNOW. #Zestial; sitting down next to her in bed that night: Didst thou- #Carmilla; covering her head with a pillow: YES! I HEARD ABOUT ALASTOR! VOX RAN UP AND DOWN THE STREETS IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE SINGING I #FOR LIKE AN HOUR #NOW LEAVE ME ALONE #Zestial says nothing else but quietly turns her cell phone ringer off when she’s not looking

[funky-lil-ghost]

having the time of my fucking life rn i love making gifs

#just sat here giggling to myself #for like an hour #heheheehehe #losing my fuckinj mind this is fantastic #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desertduo #3rd life #life series #hermitcraft #my gifs

[lalalaugenbrot]

i'm not sure if it's a regional or a big city thing or if this has actually changed and i also don't even want to contribute to this discussion bc it annoys me nearly as much as the bi-annual daylight saving times disussion but i remember a time when people would yell 'too early' when someone lit fireworks at like 11pm on the 31st of december... and now (or here?) it goes on for at least 3 fucking days??? all day long, all night long? all the time?! i genuinely do not enjoy new years anymore because it annoys me so much... like they don't scare me or anything it's just the constant thought of 'are you for fucking real?' with every single bang... and i'd say i'll just leave town but (as per usual) i have to work on new year's so i have to stay and there is nowhere to go and i'm... straight up not having a good time

#is it like this everywhere?! #i genuinely dont know #and i used to enjoy fireworks #AT MIDNIGHT #ON NEW YEARS #FOR LIKE AN HOUR #but this is insane #(when i say it's all day long for 3 days #i mean that there are no 5 minutes without at least one bang #of course it's not as constant as on actual new years #)

[empressofmankind]

Christmas came late and out of left field this year

...and I am kind of sus beau did it on purpose, ahhh

Link to the first figure, here, and the second one here

#I fucking lost it #I keeled straight over #are these even made any more #I am pretty sure I just sat plopped on the ground #hugging them boxes #for like an hour #because I am completely normal about this guy

[loveofbots]

hii this is my first time asking so im a bit nervous hehe

i'd like to request swerve x autistic GN human reader bc we don't get enough swerve or autistic readers...

specifically how he would comfort reader during/after a sensory overload? had one recently and just need some comfort hehe

(fyi sensory overload is like the name suggests, too much sensory input at once which can lead to anxiety, irritability, discomfort, all that not so fun stuff)

please ignore if you don't write for this sorta stuff tho, i understand :)

thanks! <3

- Raft

Dawg you like me fr, gender neutral, autistic, swerve simp /lh

Thank you so much Raft for blessing me with being able to write for my husband swerve

Warnings: mentions of sensory overload, hurt/comfort

Swerve had invited you to the opening of his bar. You were excited to go and support your partner Swerve, although deep down something was uneasy.

Like a pit weighing your heart down the feeling of dread continued to creep up on you as the hours ticked by. As much as you tried to push it aside, it stayed and festered in you. Trying to focus on positives you remembered that it would be all of your cybertronian friends there. They were all very conscious of your personal space (minus whirl) so you would be ok.

But the noise… the lights… it was getting too much. Sitting at the bar you started to drift out of the conversation again. The clinking of glass making you flinch and laughter making your muscles tense to a painful degree.

You wanted it to stop so bad, but you were frozen in place by social obligation. Walking out wasn’t necessarily an option either. You were a long way from the ground and with your jaw glued shut by anxiety, you couldn’t ask anyone for help.

Skids noticed you first, seeing your knuckles white as you gripped the glass you were holding for some sort of grounding. The blue mech quickly informed Swerve, who’s attention landed straight on you. He blamed himself for this situation you were in. Damnit! He knew he should’ve brought some noise cancelling headphones!

“Y/N.” Your eyes flicked up to meet his optics. “Are you okay?” Of course not. You kept stimming uncomfortably and we’re getting a headache.

Shaking your head in reply, unsure whether or not you were coming off as annoyed at the moment. It didn’t matter, Swerve had concocted a plan with Rung just for this sort of thing. He left Skids in charge of the bar, not even saying a word to any of the other patrons in the bar.

Instead your lover gently scooped you up, being careful to avoid jostling you to much. The sturdiness of his frame was a welcome one, and the change of position gave you enough motivation to at least become comfortable in his grasp. The minibot toted you out of the bar and the noise of the crowd faded away.

You still didn’t speak, but Swerve’s kind words were beginning to ground you back to reality.

“There ya go. Deep breaths hun, it’s okay now. I’ve got ya. The party will be fine- I was showing Skids how to mix drinks all fancy earlier. You know the flips with the shakers that you like so much? He knows how to do that too! So he will entertain everyone until you’re rested up. No hurry babe.” Most would think that his constant rambling would upset you further, how wrong they were. You lover’s speech was like a sweet little lullaby.

Reaching the habsuite he set you on the shared berth, not bothering with the lights except for one lamp in the far corner of the room. He set you upon your throne of soft blankets, pillows, and favourite toys. Swerve was quick to pick up anything you could stim with on shore leave, so you were stacked with everything you needed. The short mech only disappeared for a moment to return with some water and your favourite comfort food. He set them beside you to, not pressuring them on you.

“Come here sweetspark.” Swerve shuffled over onto the birth and let you climb onto his chassis. “Take as long as you need.” He was such a sweetheart, so kind. How did you score such a heartthrob?

Unsure at first, his digits brushed your cheek. When you didn’t pull away his derma quirked up into a smile. “There’s my wonderful softy. Feeling better already? Wanna cuddle?”

After nodding another quick yes, Swerve got the two of you comfortable for recharge, or to just simply watch you do something calming. You had Swerve, and he had you. And that was the most wonderful thing he could ask for.

#i know when I’m overstimmed I shut down #for like an hour #transformers #mtmte #tf #idw #maccadam #sfw #swerve’s #swerve #lost light #ll x reader #requests #nonverbal #autistic!reader

[rareitem]

ok i might nap

#txt #for like an hour

[moki-dokie]

i want to smash every tv and speaker in this house right now WHY do nt people not realize how fucking annoying it is in general and overstimulating for anyone not them to have multiple TVs blaring across the house.

like oh my god the past 3 years i've lived here makes me want to go live in a fucking shack in the middle of the forest or something. it was nice at first because it's an actual house and the s/os friend is the owner and he lets us rent for cheap but. dude. holy fuck.

this man leaves 3 TVs on all hours of the day and night at ridiculous and unnecessary volumes. he is not hard of hearing at all. i guess cause thats how his dad always did it he does it like that too. all of them on different channels. it's like having a fucking club in the house at all hours or something. then to make matters worse my s/o has 2 monitors and the TV going when he's home and HAS to have something on youtube playing. and he gets home before i'm off work so the last hour of my day i am literally surrounded by commotion inside plus in voice chat with my team plus handling support chats.

can't shut doors because cats will sit there and claw the door and/or carpet. the office puts me closer to the loudest TV in the whole house. the noise is inescapable and i'm like edging on the verge of overstimulation all hours of the day.

i don't want to ever go back to working in-person in an office but i am seriously beginning to consider just going to a co-op workspace a few days a week for my own sanity. at least people in those places respect some peace and quiet. that or just eat up my phone data to use as a hotspot and work from the park.

seriously tho. i cannot wrap my head around how this shit doesn't bother them. or how they prefer it. how are they the ones considered normal when they do shit like that alksgjal;sdkjga

#personal #bruh makes me wanna pack my shit and go move in with my brother in LA #where it is ironically sooooooo much quieter #you know you're around Too Much Noise when you're ready to move across country to Get Away #please...neurotypical ppl i beg of you. shut the fuck up and just. be fucking quiet. #for like AN HOUR #HAVE MERCY

[torchickentacos]

Guess who managed to get a sunburn in Aprillllllllll <33333

#my scots-irish ancestors are laughing at me right now #If you finish your exams early then you get to just leave for a bit #so I left and watched the crawfish in the pond again #for like an hour #drinking that really terrible coffee I mentioned earlier #and apparently that was just too much for my skin on a mildly nice and semi-cloudy april day #it's so visible too. bright red across my shoulders #that was god slutshaming me for my sundress today /j #nO ShOuLdErS #I do not miss high school at ALL. that rule was dumb as hell #especially since I live in a state with sauna summers. I enjoy not having heat stroke

[astranva]

Do you think Chris and pe!reader will post pictures of the baby once their born? I have a feeling they’d be the type of parents that really respect their child’s privacy <3

nope, i don’t imagine them doing so.

it’ll be like:

#crying #i want a baby right now #for like an hour #planet evans #planet evans universe

[dr-drea]

German trains are going to be my driver's license origin story

#german stuff #the train I was taking today just skipped my stop bc there was some kind of issue #so i had to leave on the next atop 50 kilometers away #turns out the issue wasn't going to be resolved any time soon #so now I'm trying to get as close to my city as possible with regional trains #and then i have to go by bus I guess #for like an hour #i hate everything 🙃 #personal

[arttheclown]

ok back to posting about demon clowns & horses now

#sid speaks #g/orillaz is like the family member i call like once a year to check if they’re still alive & then wind up on the phone with them #for like an hour #peepaw murdoc…

[abyssalstardust]

Not to be aging but I understand people who just fall asleep on the couch after work now

#i've been psyching myself up to get up so I can brush my teeth and go the fuck to bed #for like an hour

[hongjoongpresent]

when people are like like "oh I can't farm for this character yet because I haven't unlocked the region yet ooghhoghog" meanwhile I have an alt account where I haven't unlocked inazuma yet and I've just been farming for yun jin and especially kokomi in other people's worlds. like just going to other people's worlds and going "can I take your sango pearls" "can you help me fight the hydro hypostasis" "I need to kill some spectres is that okay" "can we please do this domain together?" (kokomi's talent domain) "can you help me fight the golden wolflord please?" because like 10/10 times if someone lets you into their world they say "yeah sure you can take them" "of course I'll help you" it's that easy

#genshin impact #I'm not at all in a rush to unlock inazuma because it forces me to go into coop to farm for characters #which is really fun actually #people are nice #one time we just did bosses because they needed help with a boss as well #the wanderer boss #so we just went back and forth between the hydro cube and the flying ruin boss guy #for like an hour #it was really fun

[rainmonarch]

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#man i just wanna make out with somebody #for like an hour #i love kissing i deserve this #mel posts stuff

[priest-exists-kinda]

i hate adhd

#been sitting on the couch scrolling and reblogging #for like an hour #I need to pee #but I'm not allowed to get up until I'm done scrollimg #how do I reach the bottom of tumblr

[grooviestsadpapaya]

Chongyun from genshin impact?

I tried Anon, I hope it is sufficient :’>

I’m gonna be honest I have no clue who this character is but he seems pretty chill

I wanted to get his popsicle in there SO BADbut I couldn’t so just pretend he’s leaning on a freezer. Anyways love u MUAH

#genshin fanart #genshin impact #my art #digital illustration #art #artists on tumblr #procreate #chongyun #lemme know if I should render this #had to take a break from drawing medli #lost my voice because I was squealing at how CUTE SHE WAS #for like an hour