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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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COMMISSIONS POST! My commissions are permanently open! Here are the current options! For any questions and additional info - feel free to DM me! Would greatly appreciate reblogs and likes!

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its fascinating how very very surface level 1920s-ish jazz age inspired aesthetics are very popular (see: hazbin hotel and electroswing and the endless wave of bowtie pinstripe character designs from the 2010s) but the vast vast majority of people who are into that seem fundamentally disinterested in actually engaging with actual jazz age art and culture because that would require engaging with black art

#MINNIE THE MOOCHER #REEFER MAN #THE GHOST OF SMOKY JOE #J I T T E R B U G!!!!!!!! #also hh i feel like isn't strictly that era #lackadaisy fans would be a better one to call out for that tbh #but in both cases VALIDDDDDDD

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He changed his mind.

Support me on PATREON!

#good omens #ineffable husbands

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I was thinking about this literally all day yesterday. It's fucking mind-blowing how they pulled this off. They pulled out the goddamn blueprints to her at some point during all of this. I was so incredibly sad at the prospect we might actually lose voyager 1 (I mean we will eventually, I just didn't want it to be over a glitch you know?? Give me another 15-20 years with her pls) but then they finally got it figured out!! They fixed a spacecraft that is OUTSIDE OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM ENTIRELY. That means utterly beyond our sins influence!! That's fucking insane!!! And so cool!!! Kudos to the voyager team!!!

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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New Crow Time 🎀🏅

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the first step to any successful fanfiction is two pages of bullet points about random details that barely matter interspersed with flippant oversimplifications of actual plot points

#This Is The Way

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#oh my god is there anything more perfect than this

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Make them straight adjacent for the homies

#ugh siddig what an absolute gorgeous soul he is

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

#this tho #i know its a.... comic?? #and theres something about the little guys having horns #that is as far as my knowledge goes lmaooo

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yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

#wheeeeeze

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Here She Comes

#werewolves

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#yepyepyepyepyep

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

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#long post #but such cool info

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you know. how sometimes theres just. so many words and thoughts and feelings to get out that there is simply no possible way to articulate it all?

yeah.

#moki talks #i would like to wander out into an empty field and scream thanks

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beloved <333

#werewolves #👀👀👀👀 #still need to finish up my silly doodle too #but in the meantime i'm 👀👀