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lavendersins · 2 months
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Merlin overhears a bunch of nobles talking about how much he really gets away with, so he slowly pushes the boundaries.
Merlin, sitting patiently beside Arthur in a council meeting: My foot is injured, my lord.
Merlin, walking down the hallway, blatantly eating Arthur's food: I am testing the king's food for poison, my lord.
Merlin, wearing Arthur's crown: I am trying to see whether it needs to be resized, my lord.
Merlin, sitting on the throne: I am trying to see if the king would benefit from a cushion, my lord.
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goofyjelly · 13 days
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I know I've said this before but one of my FAVORITE star trek headcanons is that some vulcans can purr like cats. absolutely perfect headcanon.
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deadpuppetboi · 5 months
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I made a post about the theories I’ve had about Garrett being The Puppet and where I think he may be hiding/trapped in.
I’ve considered many things.
Maybe Garrett’s body is locked behind a box.
Maybe The Puppet is locked behind a box.
Maybe they’re stuck in another location.
Or maybe William thought of a plan.
I mean, he didnt actually think the damn thing could pose as much of a threat.
How could a little boy pose so much of a threat to the point where he couldn't sleep at night? Even in the comforts of his own home, in his bed, he could still feel the glowing eyes of a tall and slender figure staring right down at him.
Every. Night.
Vanessa wasn't much help, not with her constant nightmares, all the old man could do was just sit back and accept it. Accept the consequences of his actions, accept that there probably is an afterlife and he’ll go to Hell, and accept that he won't be able to take much more of this until he breaks.
But a man has to come to certain conclusions ever now and then.
He’s a businessman, a single father, the man of the house, a man with so much potential all crunched up by a little boy who cried too long and hard.
A little boy...
A crybaby, even.
There's a better way to this.
A smarter way.
Old man Afton encouraged him to be a true man and face his difficulties head on, not just cry about them. He knows better than to let a child, of all people, bring him down when he has so much to offer the world. So maybe he can manufacture something to help him sleep better at night.
It wasn't easy.
To create something as important and secret as this machine.
So many hours were spent sketching and creating even the slightest factors to get it correct. Carving and procuring the proper materials, painting the ideal colors, and even playing the right music to ensure that every note was played exactly to tune. Even yet, as William placed the final piece on top of the animatronic, he smiled proudly at the sight of a red top hat.
"There ya' go," he said as he patted the animatronic's crimson cheek, gleefully watching as its eyes glowed with a ginger tint.
It looked beautiful.
Black fur, grey undertones, crimson highlights, and sparkling stars shined even in the darkest of nights.
“Beautiful, just beautiful.”
The bear stared down at the older man, its thoughts not on how the exhaustion had taken its toll. Not the sweat, the unkept hair, the patchy beard, or even the bags under his eyes. It had no negative thoughts against its creator nor did it have positive ones.
It just had one goal in mind.
L.ure E.ncapsulate F.use T.ransport & E.xtract
It had just one goal in mind, and it wasn't going to let anything or anyone get in the way of it.
"You're perfect," William laughed, grasping the bear's shoulders with enthusiasm, "Just perfect."
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heart-forge · 5 months
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I think if I could make a total dream game I'd make a VR romance experience.
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rpfsex · 7 days
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imagine if patrick stump and Fred durst made a lps unboxing video together
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mspaintbladie · 8 months
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aurum alley
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astrolabelemonia · 2 months
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What if I make a fool of myself
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judas-isariot · 1 year
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alexa-santi-author · 2 months
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Where are my Angelenos for this meme? 😂🤣😂☠️
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laski-and-sage · 1 year
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Officiant: And will you, Vlad Draculea, take Alexander Anderson as your lawfully wedded husband?
Alucard: I scooby-dooby-do!
Anderson: I want a divorce
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juipterjim · 2 years
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Stuff I want to happen in Sonic 3
-Shadow discovering a hot topic and just falling in LOVE with it
- Someone already said this but him just stealing someone’s motorcycle from a local gas station and just riding off with it 
- Him having a chance to be happy and enjoy earth and realize that even though there may be bad people they’re also good people too(from the words of my girl)
- Amy and Shadow interacting A LOT
- Sonic unlocking his dark form(If Paramount/Sega could do his super form I KNOW they could do his dark form. Plus it’s a perfect opportunity to explain the lore of it cause we only ever see him like that in sonic x)
- Knuckles getting his revenge on Tails 
- Knuckles and Shadow have a huge epic fight (maybe enough knuckles saying the “always wanted to shadow box” reference. If u know u know)
- I get the feeling that they’re gonna kill off a character.Most likely Tom cause Sonic has a close relationship with him than Maddie. But they could be pretty close to from behind the scenes. I’d be surprised if it was Maddie. If that’s the case, then I’m not gonna be ready for that(cue the emotional damage) 
-Rouge making an appearance and just being the iconic bad b she is 
- I know a lot of people said this but if Robotnik rlly doesn’t come back, then it makes sense for Agent Stone to take over and fulfill his wish.
-Amy just being a complete powerhouse and the boys attempting to lift her hammer but struggling REAL BAD
- maybeeee some teasing of sonamy or shadamy I don’t rlly care to be honest cause they’re both my guilty pleasure ships
- Amy helping Shadow realize what Maria’s true wish was( it should be AMY and ONLY AMY PERIODT) 
- A fight scene between Amy and Shadow in the first half of the film (It’d be so interesting to see ngl)
and that's only to list the BEGINNING  of what I want to happen. I could go on but let me know if you guys wanna hear more. 
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louis-quatorze · 2 years
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please give him an awkward, uncomfortable cameo next season
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remremmm · 2 years
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Taiju: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Takemitchi: Taiju, NO!
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sourkitsch · 2 years
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Scenario: you mistake me for a museum worker bc I’m in all black and furiously scribbling in a sketchbook but when you try to ask me a question you see what’s on the page & it’s just a poorly drawn penis surrounded by question marks
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trzee · 2 years
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can we all pray for dtqk monopoly stream this weekend :pray:
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dgknightblue · 1 year
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“I was sitting on the roof right? I’m just sitting there playing a game on my phone when all of a sudden I get bombarded with questions from a group of weirdos and some cheap looking toy weapons. One had a foam sword and the other had a stick. One had nothing but his fists and the last one had a pink jump rope.”
“What did you do?”
“I screamed at them! My roof! I can sit there if I want to. Then my mom screamed at me to shut up and get inside.”
“No. You weren’t up on a school night were you?”
“I couldn’t sleep!”
“Dude, we talked about this.”
“Not my fault! Pops didn’t want to pay.”
“I smell lies and they smell like you.”
“Let me get back to my story alright?”
“Fine.”
“Anyways I turn back to the weirdos and they were gone.”
“Weird.”
“I know! I just hope they mind their own business and leave me out of their role play.”
“You know you live in an apartment complex. Other people can go to the roof.”
“Ugh yeah well I didn’t feel like sharing.”
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They were so embarrassed. They went out on patrol like usual and spotted a lone figure on a roof.
Being the suspicious individuals they are, and despite their handicap punishment, they confronted the figure.
It was just a civilian.
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These two groups never met each other again.
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