Me: I need to be serious and get my work done.
Also me at school: How bad is the Discowing suit?
ANYWAY. I like to think that, as part of the punishment (from Wayne Family Adventures), Jason had to pose for the cameras in that suit. :D
Did NOT expect to take so long to post this. Thanksgiving prep really drained me. I actually slept a solid nine hours last night. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! :D
Everyone's saying as if it's Bruce who proposed a 9 years old child wearing green speedos and pixies. No. It was Dick. He was simply a chaotic piece of-
Batman: Robin. Winter's coming. It's going to be cold. Perhaps... You would want some pants?
A 9 years old child fueled by revenge and candies, a.k.a.
"People are gorgeous. All of them. Why restrict myself to an archetype when this world is full of beauty? Gorgeous, gorgeous people everywhere. Including the ranks of Gotham's Elite."
- Bisexual Dick is canon, folks, it’s official. I don’t make the rules 😶
Headcanon: surprisingly, r/Superherobuttsightings isn't just pictures of Nightwing from behind. Though Blüdhaven's protector is a fan favorite, most people tend to sleep on Superboy. Conner Kent is thicc. Shots of Red Hood's thighs are also worth good Reddit karma. And no, there is no conclusive evidence that the butts match.
Though also, ngl, before I started reading DC Comics, I high key assumed that the whole “Dick is famous for his Great AssTM” was a fanon thing based on great canon art that made fans lust after him.
So far, I’ve had more characters commenting in canon on Dick’s Great AssTM than I had... actual art of great butts...???
Which, surprised on the end of how many characters comment on Dick’s ass in canon because that feels way weird and very fanservice-y and even more surprised by how many artists actually give him a flat ass considering that ass is what he’s known for.
Why will artists, artists in comics that have characters commenting on how great that ass is, actually have the balls to give him a juicy, bouncy butt? Why are there so many cowards at DC who will give him a flat, boring ass when that’s what he is known for?
Makes absolutely no sense to me and makes all the comments from characters feel even more weird actually.
[ID: Batman and Robin fighting the villain Joe Coyne and his henchmen from robbing an exposition. Joe's dialogue box is overlayed on the panel as Batman is shown tackling two of the goons. He recounts the event, “I wasn't planin' on goin' back to the stir again.” The unknown person he's talking to (who turns out to be the devil) sarcastically affronts, “So you hit the kid. Tough guy.” Joe justifies his actions, “Hey, man, any port in a storm! I wasn't gonna be no three time loser!” He's shown doing exactly what was said — punching the shit out of Robin on his juvenile head. END ID]