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imagine being a villain magic user and you find the last remaining member of the All Caste, the guy who's borderline immortal and carries centuries of tradition and magical practices with him, you think this is your chance, you'll fight him fair and square, depending on the outcome you'll be able to beg him to teach you the ways of All or fight till death

you approach him, ready to fight, you expect a spells, you expect flamming swords, but what he does instead is break off a steal pipe, barehanded, and beat you with it

#the concept of jason forgetting he's magic and just “fuck it we ball” #when he could literally just vibe check ppl with the all blades is so fun #jason todd

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Bruce: “You are on thin ice, Jordan. This is clearly my little boy.”

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Flooflers

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I need 50 hour days with no added responsibility per day. I think that would really help

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:D

#love him #dick grayson #nightwing

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If you're still taking art request, pls draw my two fav boys ✨️

1. Dick is telling Jason terrible puns that make Jason groans, blocking his ears off.

2. Simply just Dick comforts Jason, hugging him while his brother is having a panic attack.

You can choose either one of them, I don't mind.

Also, english is not my main language :p

guys i think it might be time to get batty

#jason todd #dick grayson

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how is the cat ‘No’ ?

he just Is

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characters cleaning blood off their partner's face is just PEAK romance actually. bonus points if it's someone else's blood

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I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

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Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

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‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

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