#they ruled obvi

[looseinthecatroom]

Dreams just like us fr

He really saw Hob Gadling in 1589 and went: “You’re stable?? Happy?? Heterosexual*???

Boring.

I’ll be over there chatting with the art twink if anyone needs me.“

Then Hob comes back in 1689 like “I’M FILTHY, TRAUMATIZED, MISERABLE, YET FULL OF HOPE” and Dream is really like:

“At last. A blorbo.”

#the sandman #morpheus #hob gadling #dream of the endless #*my general rule is to assume that any being over 200 is bisexual but HEY thats just me >.> #gotta do something with eternal life #(I mean mainly if the alternative is default heterosexuality or otherwise looks like not much thought has been put into it obvi) #which is to say disclaimer: obviously you could still be bi just because your married with a kid doesn't invalidate that also this is hella #historical and trapped in all the mires that comes with re concepts of sexuality and its more about being socially approved then strictlyhet #doesn't exactly make for a punchy joke about dream hunting blorbos like a bonefide tumblr girlie now does it? #dream really said give me a sad little meow meow or I've lost ALL interest #relatable dream. honestly.

[spookberry]

The face Sam would make when she gets referred to as a Normie(before she learns the monsterfolk context for the word) would be hilarious, I think

wound up merging this prompt with another one lol

honestly forgot I'd said that was his "freaky flaw" i just thought it was a funny nod to the fact that he's actually like a terrible liar in canon despite the whole secret identity thing.

(The ghouls don't know his secret identity but Tucker and Sam do, so they're teasing him over it a bit in that first part)

Draculaura has grand matchmaking plans still

#monster high #fanart #my art #danny phantom #half normie au #at first this was gonna be three 'pages' #but i just dont have time for all that sooooo two pages and some quickly colored scribbles instead #<3 <3 #ask #obvi Jackson isn't being counted when Frankie says they know four normies #the other four are the three named normies from ghouls rule and also Victor

[inkskinned]

Genuine question, because I don't know a lot about the topic and you're:

If someone identifies as non-binary and genderfluid, which from what I've gathered means something like "human" instead of male or female, doesn't that imply that women are not humans , like whole complete people with richer inner lives? And why is a dislike for (performative) femininity combined with a preference for things that are stereotypically associated with maleness an indicator that one is genderfluid? Does that mean a woman is only a woman if she loves to do make-up, wants to be a mother, only wears skirts, dresses and high heels, shaves daily, is always kind and never angry, has long hair, hates to get dirty and so on? Because I have never met a woman who's exactly like that in my life, but plenty who liked gaming, sports, being loud, opposed to shaving & make-up, who wore pants every day.

I do not believe this is a genuine question, but I'll answer it as if it was, just in case other people have to deal with this, and would like someone who is patient enough to give them the words. The argument you're making here is something that already stems from a deep logical fallacy in the beginning argument. You assume "If you are neither A nor B, and instead C, you think that A cannot be C."

It is a logical fallacy to say "X implies Y" when it does not do so. By this logic, I also believe men are not human. By this logic, I believe only nb people are human.

Some - but not all - rectangles are squares. Some - but not all - animals are dogs. Some humans are nb.

I have given no information about how I present, nor my interests. I am not going to give you that information, because it's irrelevant. What I need you to understand is that, again, you are making the incorrect logical assumption that "If a person dislikes X and likes Y, they must be Z." For all you know, I dislike performative masculinity and like stereotypically feminine preferences.

You then assume your own statement is correct and move forward with your logic as if I had debated you. This is not a "genuine question" about how nb people work, this is assuming being nb is based on a series of preferences.

As a teacher, I do think it's important to tell you: even if this is coming from a genuinely confused place: you are conducting bad research. You begin with an inherently flawed question, as it biased and assumes a position I must defend against - "why don't you see women as people?" Then you make logical conclusions about my personhood and experiences and ask inflammatory questions as if you were debating me, which I am not interested in doing.

If you were my student, and genuinely curious about how nb people see gender, I'd have no trouble with you asking an out nb content creator. If you're really trying to collect information, ask honestly, without personal bias. Here's some examples of what a genuine question would have looked like: - Do your preferences play into your gender identity? - How has being nb informed how you see femininity and masculinity? - What tools do you use to express your gender?

You are mistaking gender expression and gender roles as being part of my identity.

You are most crucially mistaking being nonbinary as being part of the binary and having to exist "in opposition" to other genders in order for it to "make sense". One of the most freeing things about realizing I was nb is that I don't exist in opposition to anything - and also that all gender works similarly.

Gender is a describing word, and this can be confusing for some people. In general, we tend to learn describing words in binary - short/tall, old/young, kind/mean. Therefore, there are (many) people who think - feminine/masculine must be oppositional. Gender is also a feeling word - and again, these are words that can be taught in opposition to each other. Hungry/sated, happy/sad, feminine/masculine.

But because gender is such a rare type of word - feeling and describing - it exists outside of binary. It exists more like art exists.

Green can exist in opposition to red, but it also just exists as its own color. Blue is a part of green, but it is also a part of yellow - blue is still its own color, and yellow is still its own color, and green is still its own color. One painting titled "still-life with fruit" may be a series of vague colors and boxes. Another may be a hyper-realistic singular plum. They are both how the artist expresses their personal vision of the fruit. They might even be by the same artist! And although we may compare them, they are not opposites.

One song by Hozier is not in opposition to one song by Britney Spears. They are different styles, not oppositional styles. You may choose to see them as oppositional - but that is your personal opinion, and not fact. And some people may feel and experience those songs as being actually incredibly in-line with each other.

This is why we say: gender is a spectrum. That all gender roles are made up. Personality, interests, and experiences may shape how someone sees and feels their gender, but it does not define how they see and feel their gender.

When we question gender roles and gender expression like this, it tends to make people upset. People like me tend to make people upset. So much bigotry is based on the lie that "feminine" and "masculine" are oppositional. Opposition is rigid and important - it keeps white hegemonic structures in power. I don't have time or space in this post to talk about how rigid gender roles/enforced gender expression rules are not just sexist but also racist, classist, ableist, homophobic, and bigoted; but I really recommend you do the research on how disruption of the gender binary might put the patriarchy at risk.

The thing you feel trapped by - that "being a woman" is a complicated series of rules - is exactly the kind of thing a nonbinary person would agree with you about. We have to fight hard to be recognized for what is a basic truth about our identity - of course we don't believe that gender expression is equivalent to gender identity.

And truth be told... I think you kind of knew that. I think you kind of knew all of this. I am going to hope that you are young. I'll tell you this: I was raised by someone who was a far-right extremist catholic asshole. I certainly didn't have the research/knowledge/exposure to interrogate this stuff honestly until I was probably 23.

I am so much happier now. I hope one day you get the same opportunities as I had. I hope you choose to move away from bigotry.

love u anyway. all this in kindness only.

#to be deleted #do i accidentally give my short lesson on gender here? yeah #<3 in this u can tell exactly the age that i taught for 15 years lmao #but also like. #yeah you got me.... i have never met a woman before and i totally think women are only fembots #meanwhile every person who has ever read my writing: #every 3rd week this bitch is on her bullshit about how unfair gender rules for women are #this is actually more to help other nb people whom i KNOW get questions like this #than it is to inform the anon #who like v clearly is not doing this in good faith #this is just like the 10th one i got like this #that first logical jump of - you think ur not male or female but human so therefore #women aren't people #was just SO wild .... like #yeah!!! that's totally a normal thing to assume! #do you think people who are like ''well yeah im from america #but i wouldnt consider myself to be from any particular state'' #are actually saying ''i don't think states are american'' #hell when i say #im cuban but i obvi grew up in america im just the daughter of an immigrant #nobody is like -- well. raquel. that means u think no americans live in cuba huh #anyway love u bye #okay to reblog #!! #love u

[oceanwithouthermoon]

aiura def has a photo wall with hundreds of pics of her and her friends..

everyone is in a few but its mostly the psychickers and chiyo...

#idk why i feel like toritsuka takes a lot of the pics #toritsuka photography hobby real ?? mikorei bonding over photgraphy and decoden sorry i dont make the rules #not just their phones and cameras covered in cuteness- a lot of the pictures r phramed with stickers n stuff too #anyway some of the pics r just shottily taken selfies by tori or miko #but theres also a lot of candid pics of each other and kusuo #nobody can ever get a true candid pic of akechi hes always staring at the camera #hard to get candids of kusuo too for obvi reasons but hes almost always making the same face anyway so its not like he cares that much #also so many cute candids of and selfies with chiyo... #and a lot of photobooth strips #theres a single candid pic of chiyo trying to flirt with kaido and shes tried very hard to get miko to take it down- #cuz its embarrassing but miko thinks she looks too fucking cute #also at least one person in the group has a gopro and saiki gets to take unlimited underwater photos #sleepover pics with all the girls too... #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #aiura mikoto #meows post

[yuttikkele]

this images spreads no propaganda at all. there is no agenda here.

#zoro likes men #like a lot #still haven’t watched one piece upon drawing this #luffy is just living his best life #he 1. doesn’t notice anything and 2. doesn’t care #one piece #one piece fanart #monkey d luffy #monkey d luffy fanart #roronoa zoro #roronoa zoro fanart #fanart #zolu #zolu fanart #luzo #ack #draws #i realized after making this that pre timeskip luffy is 17 i really don’t know what the rule for a 2 year age gap is #so i apologize if this is weird. just know that zoro isn’t lusting after luffy; he actually cares about him a lot (obvi) 😭😭

[azulas-defense-lawyer]

au where no it wasn't misinformed zuko and aang who created republic city, who decided they knew what's best for the people living in the colonies despite no one in the gaang having experienced the fire nation's colonization of the earth kingdom, it was jet, jet who survived the violence against him by both his fire nation oppressors and the earth kingdom's secret police that served the interests of the government, jet who lived through the fire nation's colonization of the earth kingdom, jet who has had enough of it all and leads a revolution in his home against the fire nation who's oppressed them for 100~ years and the earth kingdom's ruling class. this of course would result in a very different republic city than in canon though.

#atla au #jet atla #honestly jet should get a chance to live and not fight but hes like the best character for the job #i think the colonies are a very tricky situation bc there are mixed families that ofc live there and you cant just ask those families #that have lived there for 100 years to leave #but also richer colonists have oppressed the native populations for decades now #and the fire nation should not have control over the colonies anymore whatsoever #which i haven't watched lok but the situation painted by the comics shows that while the fn has political control over the new nation #so just let jet lead a tiny little revolution guys #he doesn't start in book 1 with very good ideas but hes obvi open to change in book 2 #and sees the faults in the ek government so has reason not to want to be ruled by them #plus hes always hated the upper class #avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender

[asmorule34]

diavolo after he calls luke a chihuahua (this is the most sinister april fool’s prank he could conjure up) and luke responds w “get ur nose out of my business and into the hands of a plastic surgeon.”

#barbatos comforting diavolo like he wasn’t the one who taught luke that insult : 🤗 #this is obvi a joke bcuz diavolo’s tamest april fools prank would be announcing he’s stepping down as king #which would result in demons and witches and reapers tearing eachother apart because there are no longer rules #the celestial realm and human world catch word of this and explode into chaos #the three realms are ablaze. everyone is dying. suffering is commonplace. #then diavolo goes APRIL FOOLS GUYS because he is so silly and so fun #then everybody realizes how much they hated chaos and reconcile and rebuild the realms together and demons angels and humans become bff’s! #when he gets asked about this later he says HAHA THIS WAS ALL ACCORDING TO THE PLAN OF MY EXCHANGE PROGRAM! (it was absolutely not) #(he thought the worst that could happen was lucifer getting upset) #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me diavolo #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #i spam tag but i am free.

[critterpaws]

There are definitely enough MCR posts on this website right about now, but as a huge fan for MANY YEARS of My Chemical Romance (as well as Gerard’s comics and Frank’s other music!), I cannot get over how much their new single sound straight out of I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love. They really did return to their roots with this one, and I am so impressed. 

#MCR #my chemical romance #Gerard way #Frank iero #Ray toro #Mikey way #bob bryar #matt pelissier #obvi there are a lot of other albums it sounds similar too. there are some danger days vibes no DOUBT #but god. this rules #I’ve shelled out for tickets TWICE so hopefully I finally get to see them in august #I never got my money back the second time bc the music festival they were gonna be at fucked me Over but that ain’t on them

[iwaasfairy]

okay so I’m thinking slight change of plans ? because I just can’t seem to get into the long fic writing flow. So here’s what I’m gonna do!!!

I’m going to set up the milestone drabble event thingie today and do that for the next end of the month/new year I think ♡♡ and then I’ll post the other fics I planned for november after

I’ve been wanting to celebrate you guys, all the amazing lovely people who have been supporting me for a while and drabbles are always so so fun so! the gates are open

#people who have notifs on feel free to get a head start #if you have an idea or thirst youve been dying for me to write go for it! #I’m probably only gonna do the more dc ones tho not just normal smut #but apart from that n obvi 18+ rule #go buck wild #ring ring

[sburban-living]

hmmmm something about seers being blind to a certain part of their aspect. rose being blind to the fact that her actions would create the light of the green sun. terezi being literally blind + blind to the damage that curing her blindness (and her relationship w/gamzee to some extent) would do to her mind and finally kankri being blind to the fact that his sjw monolgues piss off his friends (blood)

#homestuck #homestuck analysis #jsut something ive been thinking about #obvi not a hard+fast rule but yknow! its interesting #me when i see a refrence to mythology in homestuck: goddd im the smartest guy alive

[cerealmonster15]

so obvi while one of my fave types of Character™ is like adhd coded himbo etc etc. another fave i find myself trapped in is like

[very loud] hall monitor klfdsjfkldsjfkljds

#ok to be fair i havent seen my hero in years but i remember iida as That Type #like the stickler for rules im pretty sure ksldjfdsjk #plus look how hes standing. he has to be #anyway adhd loud characters 🤝 hall monitor rules lawyers -> characters i. relate to a lot LOL #i was a bit like these characters more when i was younger jfkdjklfsjd #i mean not to the full extent [well obvi theyre cartoons and exaggerated LOL but like] yknow i was that kid #to be like ummmm u cant do that or u will get in trouble 🤨 #that is against the RULES #tbh i still have a bit of it in me but i def chilled out as i got older lol #but a lot of it then and any that remains now #is more of like. the fear of consequences rather than Respect The Rules #tho as a kid it was both probably LOL #anyway. these characters r always so fucking funny #when theyre like SOOOO straight laced to the point where it's absurd and leaning into comedic #there r probably other characters i like that fit this trope just these r the three that ALWAYS come to mind #like when i started enjoying riddle #i was like aw fuck not again LOL

[rosemaze-reveries]

i had a dream about fellowyuu (im too far gone i fear)

#sorry this gets long omg . this just felt like a corny fairytale retelling of playful land #it began with yuu on a search for dorothy's ruby slippers to bring them back home #fellow had heard about their adventures & immediately clocked them as a perfect target #bcos their background carried a very marketable mystique even without the need to embellish #that lack of magic doesnt matter when ur from another world !! you'd automatically be a priceless artifact in anyones collection 🥴 #anyway he swept into their path & promised a pair of slippers if yuu agreed to wear them for a dance first (??) #obvi they were like ok sure ... so fellow got a little carried away pampering && dressing them up for this show 🥴🥴🥴🥴 #with the red shoes completing the look ofc #yuu was eventually ushered on a stage & found they couldn't stop dancing #fellow confessed that these weren't dorothy's shoes but a pair to make /his/ dreams come true #but ! not to worry #those shoes won't ever stop dancing so you can't rule out the possibility that they bring you back home eventually 🤭 #//it ended there #?????????????? #twst posting #fellow honest

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

nobody asked but i need to talk about how much i love esme and jensen. ik pb was trying to do their whole "she's Weird and Not Normal so mc obvisouly can't get along w her from the beginning" but fuck all of that bc she is Exactly the type of person jensen clicks w. the blank faced communication and sarcasm and point-blank demeanor is EXACTLY who he clicks w. they communicate perfectly and their approaches are exactly the same. esme was the One intern who wanted to be paired w him and jensen was the One resident who was happy to be paired w her and i just love how they work together. i lowkey forget about her sometimes but im obsessed w her and jensen and i need to include her more

#also per the rules of my characters she is obvi massively queer which is also why they get along #jensen valentine #esme ortega

[gooeykit]

Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?

shut the fuck up, make your own post dipshit. dont treat bloggers as some communal posting board. i shld bump the 'dont send me unnecessary anons' up higher in my bio.

#if this is a friend or mutual im less mad but the rule stands for yall too unless its obvi #i highly doubt it tho #i miss having only like 200 followers max

[mueritos]

why do you say the d slur if you arent a lesbian? /nm /genq

Im linking an old ask here to explain why I dont exactly believe in recent ideas about slur censorship in the queer community.

Long story short, not every queer slur is actually a slur, or a slur to everyone, and these words are used just as often by queer people because they feel a connection to them or because they want to honor the historical identities tied to them. I wont use these words for someone if they express discomfort, but these words have brought me and many other queer people comfort in our identities and solidarity in them. So yea, if a dyke/fag/homo/queer/fairy/pansy/etc wants me to call them that, i’ll do it because I want to honor them.

Also in the context of the post I used the word dyke for, its a book title, “dykes to watch out for”.

#muertoresponds #i explain in the ask thats linked too but like #i dont really get the rules of queer slur reclamation #theyre very different than racial slur reclamation #obvi dont reclaim a racial slur if youre not from that race #but for queer slurs any of those words can b used against you by bigots #theyre not gonna ask if youre actually a lesbian before callin u a dyke or whatever #so saying only lesbians can reclaim dyke erases that it can be launched at anyone #plus it erases various other identities who feel connected to the word dyke #like some transmen and transmascs and nonbinary people #its complicated #but id rather these words be used by queer people than they be used by cishets #and this doesnt negate that queer people can be viscious too #language is powerful and thats why we need to treat it respect #this is just one way i believe to do that #plus i hate the purification of queerness #i want dykes and fags back

[theyarebothgunshot]

adding to what the last anon said. kree/spa is filming this weekend. for those unaware, she’s filmed past jib panels too. she said because of the no filming rule, filmers have to be discreet, but so do panel video consumers.

she warned that panels may be uploaded later so j*b staff doesn’t catch wind, but in addition to that people should be careful not to make a big deal on socials (mainly twt, here’s probably okay) about the videos while the con is still happening. or else she could get removed from the con (which is the punishment for the violation).

also obviously don’t tag jib or any jib staff directly. past cons they’ve been lenient but they seem to be stricter this go around.

signal boost!!!

#completely agree #yeah i saw her talk about it but that was before the stricter rules were talked about #so i hope she will still manage to get away with it #but yeah obvi i dont want anybody to get in trouble #rather have late jibcon content then no content so fingers crossed #anonymous