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#its clear i'll never get the appeal of common anthro furry stuff #given how many fandoms i've been in that if they were going to make me a big ole furry would have #but i am DEFINITELY an unrepentant monsterfucker #gw2 #polls #also fuck yeah let's hear it for salads. on the scale of green humans - beatific and horrific plant monsters #there's something for everyone <3

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omg

#tlt #accurate #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth

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Writer and RiteGud co-host Raquel S Benedict criticizing sanitized portrayals of queerness in media.

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god’s poorest little meow meow

#nearly done harrow the ninth now and can no longer resist the urge to view fanart #tlt fanart #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #the locked tomb

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the worst part about cardio is the laundry

#fair and true frankly

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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ROUND 2: PART 3

Propaganda under cut

Soren (Fire Emblem:Path of Radiance + Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn)

● Soren is a gay-coded half dragon!! He devoted his life to the man who showed him that there was kindness in the world and stayed by his side, even with the knowledge that he'd outlive him because of his dragon heritage. In the Fire Emblem mobile game, he has a Valentine's Day-equivalent alternate outfit alongside Ike (the man he loves) and his family.

● He’s half dragon, a tactician, a mage, and very gay. He only trusts one person and that person is a man named Ike.

Like Soren is usually snippy towards most people but towards Ike? He becomes a lot nicer.

Ansur (Baldur's Gate 3)

● Strongly implied that he was in love with legendary hero Balduran and namesake of the games and city. Some quotes include "you are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me," "i no longer feel my feelings, but i know yours and yours are agony," "i will have always been your balduran" among others, a storyline about broken trust between two """"""best friends"""""""

#How dare you pit THE og blorbo against a lad from my current hyperfixation. cruelty. truly. #also damn soren. get um boy. #surprised as hell to actually see him slightly ahead #bg3 #fe9 #fe10

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Controversial Character Tournament Round 2: John Gaius from The Locked Tomb vs Dr. Starline from Sonic The Hedgehog

(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. i will block you if you harass others in the notes, please consider sending your unhinged harassment to my inbox instead)

Propaganda under the cut, may contain spoilers:

John Gaius:

LOVE: - "Everyone hates him but really he's just my little evil guy from new zealand." HATE: - "There's a lot of discussion around how well-intentioned he is, I don't think anyone thinks he's blameless but some think he's an evil mastermind manipulator and some think the situation just got a bit out of control. Crucially, though, you can't trust anything he says." BOTH: - "in the authors own words: "what if the magical girl . . . was a guy in his thirties with some very weird friends?" also he ate the sun and killed all of humanity. hes the worstbest guy ever"

Dr. Starline:

LOVE: - "i love him soo much hes so silly and he does have a dedicated following however everyone who DOESN'T seems to think all the fans are super annoying and him by extension + the starline poll bot accusations :( hes so meow meow. horrible pathetic sopping wet platypus man" - "the way people will get so divisive over him is so funny to me. people hate him for the crimes he has done and people love him for just being an interesting character yet most polls and such you see with him in it ive seen people genuinely call others bad people for liking him its wild" HATE: - "obliterate that twink"

#me: who? OH you mean God! Yeah sure! We love John so far! #also me: is only halfway through Harrow the Ninth and knows full well to expect an incoming shit storm #frankly i can't wait to find out what a fucked up little guy he is #polls

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Somehow mistook Rolan, Cal, and Lia for a polycule instead of the siblings they actually are, but I don’t want to stop shipping them. I love seeing my favorite tiefling throuple in every act. Let them kiss.

#can confirm. also mistook/hoped for that for the first few seconds I saw them. #bg3 #hell i've got an unfinished astarion/rolan at the teifling party fic where astarion makes the same mistake #because he also smells their blood and notices rolan isn't blood related to the other two #and so assumes #causing much awkwardness and self-depreciation on rolan's part. poor dear.

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Room with a chest with a sign in front that says "beware of mimic"

The mimic is the sign

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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It's time

#happy belated neil/homestuck day #lol

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

#''homestuck police'' as if the op didn't have an orange pfp with obvious triangle sunglasses at a glance #if you can see red or orange with sunglasses of any sort and not be instantaneously catapulted back to 2011 #were you even really alive back then? #of course not. you fool. #next you'll tell me you can see candy corn sitting on a black or grey table cloth and feel nothing #FUCK i'm a phony i didn't even notice it was already 04/14 till the comments pointed it out. my cringe old lady license is now revoked. woe #which also means i missed neil banging out the tunes day. fucking tragic

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I feel like Astarion would have the cleanest ass hole ever and I would love for him to sit on my face.

#anon's very very right and they should say it #bg3 #dirtybg3confessions #nsft #dirty confession