#they have the best humor

[bearlytolerant]

#the space cowboys are my favorites by far tbh #alex shadid #starfield #they have the best humor

[justfonnsblog]

Just Leon S Kennedy in Death Island movie.

Looking like a handsome boss. ❤

Enjoy yall~.

#leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #Leon handsome #Leon hawt #Leon s kennedy resident evil #Resident evil #resident evil death island #Leon is best boy #How can he be this pretty and handsome and it still be fair? #I love this man. Why cant he be real? #We even have the same kind of humor ngl. Lmao

[an-eternal-state-of-simping]

Totally 100% True Top Gun Facts Pt. 3

By-the-book Admiral Tom Kazansky has frequently asked his minuscule hellion of a wingman to rain judgement upon those who’ve annoyed him.

Soon enough, people start to catch on that pissing off the Iceman results in an unfortunate assignment with the Navy’s equivalent of a live grenade filled with silly string.

#I have many thoughts about Iceman using Maverick as his personal hitman #best part is that Mav gets paid to do it! #and if someone tries to get him in trouble boom guardian Ice #they’ve got these shenanigans down to a science #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #top gun headcanons

[cod-dump]

Teen!Rudy visiting teen!Ghost: How many swords do you have?

Teen!Ghost: Sword of a lot

Teen!Rudy, immediately turning to leave the room: Blocked

Teen!Ghost, jumping in front of him: Parried!

Teen!Rudy: *stares intensely with his eye twitching*

Teen!Ghost: Uh-

(Downstairs)

Teen!Gaz: Ale, do you think it was a good idea to leave Rudy and Si alone?

Teen!Alejandro, focused on his switch: Rudy can defend himself

Teen!Gaz, hearing a yelp: Yea, that’s what I’m concerned about

#when you try to befriend your best friend’s boyfriend but he doesn’t have a sense of humor #simon ghost riley #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #god i have angst ideas involving rudy in the teen au #it plagues me #teen!ghost au

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

What can I say? They're my favorite.

#twdg #twdg clouis #clouis #twdg clementine #twdg louis #sometimes they creep back into my mind and i'm like 'ah yes' like a crow admiring a pretty stone they found years ago and kept #also thank you pi for the screenshots. i used to have a whole folder full of them but that was when i was doing themed nights #the source for these is me i just have a random document full of dynamics and ship things i enjoy because.....i dunno i like keeping track #and so many of them apply to clouis but there's also an overlap of with clouis and rose/alistair [my warden from origins and alistair] like #alistair's romance route is like an evolved matured and extended version of clouis sksksks gee i wonder if i have a type #look you present me with a character who deflects with humor and isn't taken seriously by the rest of the group and the longer you know the #the more you realize how high they've built a wall around themselves and how *unwell* they really are and how they're not as sunshine #as they present themselves and also they avoid leadership and responsibility until they grow closer with someone who pushes them #and they end stronger and more balanced as a person while finding the affection they've craved #and also there's the daddy issues #present me with that character as a romantic option and i'm in no questions asked okay i don't want the mean broody one that's meh to me #i want the one that has every reason to be broody but chooses not to be because they have a completely different defense mechanism #and a warped sense of themselves and self-esteem issues they leave unaddressed until forced to face them #i'm just saying i'm aware that i have a type i'm always going to gravitate toward clouis nearly checks all the boxes #also the lack of clouis these days? my crops are thirsty and i have too many ongoing projects to do anything about it other than this sksks #so until i make time to finish my long ass louis/clouis analysis this is the best i can provide for now

[jellyjamheadobb]

#I mean #I can recognize some characters #Like the big(?) guy with the beard #but I have zero (0) #clue what it’s about gang #I want to check it out but I’m like 500 seasons and episodes behind every other thing I want to watch #I literally have a long ass list lmao #Well #whats one more to it🫠 #rey rambles #meme #memes #dumb shit #funny #funny memes #relatable memes #best memes #lol #tumblr memes #dank memes #humor #haha #jokes #fear #dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dunegon meshi

[mummer]

the thing that makes amy Work as a character to me is that her story is really absurdly horrific from the outset. the doctor makes one mistake completely unthinking and suddenly this little girl’s entire life is defined and lashed to him. it sort of justifies the turn into “doctor as trickster god” that eleven gets because he really does have that much power over people right. And it’s not his fault and he feels guilty but he’s trapped this woman in his orbit and she gets her memories zapped 600 billion times has schrodingers cat parents husband erased from existence gets turned into a flesh monster forced to give birth gets her baby stolen grows up in a haunted house with an evil alien lives a bunch of alternate parallel lives that never happened it’s so uncanny and wretched and strange and is just sort of left to sit it’s not addressed And she loves him fixates on him lives for him resurrects him. he sort of created her right and she created him. he STOLE her CHILDHOOD!!!!!! he stole this girl without even thinking about it. you can see it on his face sometimes when he talks to her but only sometimes.

#doc who #their dynamic is SO!!!!! #his sense of obligation to her. the immediate inequalities in their relationship #when things are creepy and wet and unconscious and weird >>>>>>>> #is he her parent her lover her best friend her saviour her god her abducter her funny little friend #eleven U have fucking problems dude #i dont understand the opinion that the trickster god Hes So Important stuff isnt justified or interesting #like ofc if all the doctors were like that it would be annoying but i LIKE when theyre different!!!! #i like the angle when its done right sue me. I like the land of contrasts and dumb 2011 humor and whimsy

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: Hey, baby.

Eddie: Buck, we need to talk.

Buck: PG or NC-17?

Eddie: You're on speakerphone...

Buck: I charge extra for groups.

#buddie #911 buddie #911 fox #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect 911 buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #911 incorrect buddie quotes #911 incorrect quotes #evan buckley #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #meme humor #Garcia and Morgan have some of the best lines #911 abc

[nero-neptune]

“i don’t want to be a vampire. i’m a day person!”

once bitten | 1985 | dir. howard storm

#once bitten #moviegifs #filmgifs #doyouevenfilm #fyeahmovies #dailyhorrorfilms #userbbelcher #userrobin #userconstance #userbrittany #chewieblog #dailyflicks #vampireedit #throwbackblr #horrorgifs #myedit #fantasyseries* #i know the humor is dated but! i laughed so hard when i first watched this movie #also this and 'my best friend is a vampire' have almost the same exact plot #except while mbfiav is sweeter (and weirdly sort of a gay allegory i think??) #this movie is just jokes after inappropriate jokes. it's also the better movie

[tanoraqui]

the real problem with The Silmarillion is that the creative sandbox is SO big, from the literal world map to the many-millennia timeline to the characters who are half historical figure constructed from 6 different half-contradictory drafts, half mythical archetype, and don’t even get me STARTED on the theological philosophy… that there is NO chance anyone else will remotely properly write the fic in your head. In other fandoms, I can be pretty sure that at least the people in the carefully chosen 12-person discord server I belong to all have the same fic in their heads that we jammed together at 2am, with the same interpretations of character and theme which we’ve debated and discussed at length. But The Silmarillion? You can spend 3 hours discussing a single character in like a 5-year period and walk away completely happy with shared headcanons BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY certain that their interpretation of the character is fundamentally different than yours, such that any fic they write would suffer from notable if not severe “he would not fucking say that” disorder…and that both your and their interpretations are completely reasonable reads of the text, so you can’t even be mad.

So you HAVE to write ALL your own fic or it’s AGONIZING.

#the silmarillion #tumblr give me polls so I can ask my audience what they most want to read #so I can focus on something instead of just having wildly tonally different plot bunnies bouncing around my head CHALLENGE #me eight months ago: why do so many people write long elaborate return to valinor fics? it’s gets saccharinely samey surely #me now: I want my blorbos to get A chance to live happily ever after but the nuances of their many characterizations and relationships #as well as changes in elvish society culture and technology; the literal effects of the Oath; the attitudes of the Valar #the involvement and/or existence of certain OCs; and the balance of tragedy joy seriousness humor cynicism and hope must all be CORRECT or I #will at best be ANTSY

[glorbs-dominion]

Pass for one F-Bomb

Yeah, this one makes a bit of sense. Folks loved it enough to allow it to get into our "Funny Channel"!

#memes #funny memes #best memes #funny #humor #meme #lol #discord server #discord chat #discord stuff #Star Wars #revenge of the sith #pg 13 #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #anakin vs obi wan #f-bomb #I have the high ground #star wars revenge of the sith

[mudwingprince]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

reblogs>likes

#i have the best sense of humor here obviously/s #shiiiit i forgot tma was in the uk they use 999 instead of 911 shiiiiit #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #if anyone says anything about john's hand not affecting arthur SHUT UP fuck canon for the memes #my art

[sinfullyrosey]

A Threesome with Cyno and Tighnari Be Like:

Tighnari is sandwiched between you and Cyno, his dick pumping into your tight, warm hole, while Cyno’s dick is pumping into Tighnari. You’re facing Tighnari on his lap, playing with and massaging his ears to add to his overall pleasure, while Cyno is holding onto the base of the fennec fox’s tail, occasionally tugging on it to elicit a reaction out of him. It’s clear from his panting and jumbled speech that your partner is enjoying himself between you two.

And while you stare into Tighnari’s bliss-filled eyes, face flush and lost in the euphoria of the situation, you suddenly get an idea.

A terrible idea.

You grin and let out a chuckle, turning your attention to the Mahamatra who was focused solely on the task at hand. Said task being getting both him and Tighnari off. Your grin widened as the idea swirling in that mischievous, little head of yours.

“Hey, Cyno.”

Ruby red eyes met yours, pupils dilated with lust. He doesn’t say anything, but you know you have his attention, even though he’s still thrusting into your partner.

“Tighnari’s part fox, right?”

The male looked a bit confused at your question, as if wondering how you could not know this after being with them this long. You could feel Tighnari’s ear twitch in your hand, a clear sign of shared confusion and mild irritation. But despite the odd inquiry, Cyno still nodded his head at you, waiting ever so patiently to see where this was leading.

Your grin widened even more before you playfully said:

“Ah, no way, you got to be kit-in-me.”

You couldn’t help but stifle a laugh at the bewildered expression on the man’s face, eyes blinking owlishly at you. Tighnari, on the other hand, had stiffened up the moment you uttered the terrible joke, both ears twitching in agitation.

Yet, you continued.

“You see, I said “kit-in-me” instead of “kidding me.” Because a baby fox is called a kit, and Tighnari is part fox. And he currently has his dick in my pussy, which could lead to pregnancy, thus leading to a kit in me. Get it? It’s funny ‘cause I made a pun on the word kit and kidding.”

At your explanation, your partner’s eye lit up in realization, a small smile twitching at the corners. He pressed his face into the other’s back, a few muffled chuckles escaping. At this, you started to laugh whole heartedly, making Cyno’s own laughs increase, even with his face still shoved into Tighnari’s shoulder.

While you two chuckleheads were laughing it up, Tighnari was left stuck between you two in seething irritation. His tail now flicking in annoyance, ears flattened back, and eyes glaring off into space. The whole atmosphere had been shifted and neither you nor Cyno were railing him anymore, but instead, were laughing at his expense.

But it’s okay, Tighnari thought, you and Cyno can continue laughing it up on the couch tonight, both blueballed.

Basically:

#Genshin Impact #Genshin Impact Smut #Tighnari Smut #Tighnari X Reader #Cyno Smut #Cyno X Reader #Tighnari X Reader X Cyno #Cyno X Reader X Tighnari #Fem!Reader #This isn't some of my best work #I struggled to properly set up the scene and honestly should have probably simplified it more than I already did #The whole point was just that Cyno and Y/N torment Tighnari with bad humor #even in the bedroom he is not safe

[philipwittebane]

I find it funny how different my two favorite owl house AUs are lmao

@idoodlestuffsometimes @jess-the-vampire

#i speak words #shitpost #the owl house #caleb wittebane #brother’s keeper au #a reverse of feathers and mud au #in one au we have a good ending where philip didn’t stab caleb and Caleb gets to stay with his witch family while Philip figures out the- #boiling isles on his own and becomes a deceptive criminal in the process! fun times and deep conversations with the brothers ensue as they- #struggle to work out their pent up emotions about the other! drama! humor! but Caleb is so happy and free! #and then we’ve got brothers keeper au #which is. uh #not happy and good for Caleb. like at all. #a fantastic au but that man needs a break #in other words we’ve got the best of both worlds and I love it each of these aus are so good

[jellyjamheadobb]

I am. Internally upset at how accurate this is

#I’ve literally started buying men’s shorts (I’m scared of buys men’s pants and being judged by family lol #But men’s shorts can literally hold so much #I can put the moon in one pocket and still have enough space to put anything else #Angy #i am glad tho that big pockets is starting to become somewhat of a “fashion” lately in women’s clothing #Anyway #rey rambles #meme #memes #lmao #dumb shit #lol #funny #relatable memes #funny memes #best memes #tumblr memes #twitter memes #dank memes #haha #humor #jokes #fashion meme #fashion memes #Fashion #menswear #womenswear

[stuckinapril]

i think i officially set my sights on a therapist and i'll be contacting her very soon?? therapy was legitimately not on my 2024 bingo card (or in the cards for me at all) but here we are????

#this blog always had a focus on social science and detangling feelings and experiences. like it's basically been serving as my diary #bc this blog has always been my main outlet for it. i hate talking feelings to anyone irl. it's a bad habit but i hate it #so it was a game changer and helped me grow up sooo much. esp supplemented w other people's experiences. #being raised by a stoic engineer mother who's very much warm but also not very good at feelings at times has caused me to suppress SO much #compounded w being the eldest daughter. like that is a damning sentence in and of itself #tumblr just gave me an outlet for stuff like this. and every social media is essentially a highlight reel of ppl's best moments. #tumblr is the opposite. i've always loved that too whether it was in the form of humor or more earnest posts #could i work through my own issues by myself? yes probably #and my blog will always have that facet even if i get a therapist #but a therapist's input. just a professional's input. will expedite a lot of improvement for me i think #this has been a critical time period for me anyway bc i'm budgeting my whole schedule for once vs being handheld by uni deadlines #and it's just gonna keep getting more and more intense from here bc i'm truly pushing my comfort zone more than ever before #it just feels like the right call even tho i'm lowkey nervous ab it bc i HATE talking feelings in person. #this therapist will not fall for my trying to deflect by asking her about her life. which. usually works on my friends <3 #we will see. a therapy arc is coming very soon basically #p