#these are funny sorry.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

#sorry if this is oversharing i just think its interesting #and also funny

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel art #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #dad beat dad #appleradio #lucifer hazbin hotel #fanart #also on tiktok it has this freaky sound in the background so it's more sad and less threatening #it's funny seeing how differently people react #thye're all crying over there #i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny #thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop #asks

[canisalbus]

Today's tumblr experience.

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #boop #the boopening #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #I've been trying to return as many boops as I can but if I don't get to you I'm sorry it's a little overwhelming and it's getting late #I just thought it was funny how the cat paw colors almost match theirs (+ my umbreon sona's)

[yardsards]

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

#eliot posts #i WISH i would've had a funny response to him i just chuckled and said no thank you #i should've said like ''sorry my landlord says no pets''

[emberglowfox]

Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)

*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.

This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.

#sparks art #comic #angel #robot #my art #my comics #keeper: the angel #keeper: the lighthouse keeper #my ocs #hoogh. this was a grind yall lmao. but i am pleased with it #i hope you enjoy :pray: also keep your fingers crossed for me that this wins the contest #like it. it wont. because i am up against actual SEQA kids that know what theyre doing. and i dont actually mind really #but it would be funny #long post #very long post #sorry #i hope the readmore works

[mermianar]

i don’t care how small the room is i cast fireball

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #memes #bg3 meme #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 funny #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #gale #my memes #im too tired to be funny in tags sorry xo

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

#girl blogging #delulu #sorry for textposting #my text #text post #let me live in my delusions #delusional #toxic relationship #female manipulator #im just a bit silly #im just a girl #writers on tumblr #cybercore #weirdcore #angelcore #sadboys2001 #y2k #angelic #funny i guess #funny texts #girl blog #it girl #lana stan #lana del slay #lana del rey aesthetic #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #just girly thoughts #just girl stuff #just girly things #just girlboss things

[ayo-edebiri]

The ides of March (colorized)

#the ides of march #ides of march #julius ceaser #byaurore #the bear #thebearedit #usereena #usermandie #userelio #usersugar #tuserrachel #userallisyn #nessa007 #tuserpris #useranimusvox #ayo edebiri #usergiu #tuserhan #userlera #useriselin #this isn't funny i'm sorry :/

[edaxii]

just your normal drawing challenge!

#tweet #funny tweets #best of tweets #send tweet #haha #meme #humor #twitter #lol #twitter post #art #drawing challenge #tweets #sketches #character art #drawing #new artist #jokes #sorry #i smiled when i did it #this took 30 seconds #humour #sketch

[mrpsychokiller]

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

#its so bad but i always think its funny. im so sorry ive failed #🧃 #not screenreader friendly #not screenreader safe #emoji spam

[publicdomainbooksdevotee]

#sorry it's just funny #i am not immune to funny #idk what to tag this #twitter #blue checkmark

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[cralaofmandalore]

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

#archive of our own #ao3 #queen elizabeth #meme #ao3 meme #fanfiction #fanfic #i killed the queen #im sorry #there's no queen of england #lgbtq #funny #tumblr #twitter #help lmao #wtf #seriously wtf

[the-meme-monarch]

we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men

#sorry idk if this is even funny to anyone besides me #my sibling and i love the evil world/opposite world type memes like this ok #the shart gallery