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artsolarsash · 3 months
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One of the scene what will happen in “The Song of the Celestial’s Tears”
Mayhem in the Tavern
Sun and Moon went to the tavern with musical instruments. They came to the stand.
Sun: Hallo, good friend, Sorry for disturbing you.
BM: What do you want, weirdos?
Sun: Well, we are the bards, and we came to this wonderful place to perform our songs and bring joy to everyone.
The big man, with no interest, looked at them both.
BM: *sigh*, bards. Well, if you want to perform it, then go, but no tricks! I am watching you.
Moon: We promise.
Sun: Yes, we will!
The Big Man looked at them suspiciously, but he pointed at the place where it was staged.
BM: The stage is over there. If you need something, just call the waiter.
Sun: Thank you, dear sir; it’s a pleasure to have you!
The big man came back to his work, and Sun and Moon went to the stage and were prepared for "performance.”
Moon: So how’s the plan?
Sun: Don’t worry, Moony, everything is under control!
Moon: I know. But we need to make sure that everything will not be a total mess, if it will be.
Sun: Hey! Trust me, the plan will work perfectly! I promise.
The waiter came inside the stage.
Waiter: Okay, guys, the show is starting; everyone is waiting.
Then he came back to his work. Sun and Moon looked at each other with confidence.
Sun: Ready for the show?
Moon: Ready!
The curtains come up, and the light falls on the sun's and moon’s faces. The moon got a flute, while the sun had a lute. They started a performance, and everything was magical. The figures of dragons, fairies, dancing nymphs, and other enchanted creatures and the ballade of their magic astounded everyone. While they continued performing, the blue smoke was coming into people’s pockets, and they started to collect coins and jewels until they came to the bag. When they finished, everyone clapped at them.
Sun: Thank you! Thank you, friends! Thank you so much!
Suddenly, one of the customers saw a jewel in Sun’s bag and realized that it had been stolen.
Customer #1: Hey! Is this jewel stolen?
Sun: What!? No, no, no, no, you don’t understand; it’s just your imagination. Nothing suspicious…
But when the customer tried to look at the sun’s bag, Moon grabbed his hand.
Moon: Has anyone taught you that touching somebody’s stuff is a breach of privacy?
Customer #1: Don’t touch me, you freak! I know that you stole something; I can smell it, and I can prove it!
Another customer quietly looked at the bag, but Sun took his bag faster than him.
Sun: Sorry, but there’s nothing there! hehehe. Come on, Moon, we need to go! We are super late! Thank you so much, and we love you too!
When Sun took his bag, it ripped it out and made a small hole. Both of them started to go to the exit, but suddenly one ring filled with rubies and coins fell on the floor. The woman saw a ring, and she was shocked.
Angry Customer #1: Oh, my lord! My ring!
Angry Customer #2: They fooled us! Get them!
Sun: Uh-oh!
Moon: Oh boy! Okay, plan B?
Sun: Plan B!
Both were wearing masks, and Moon pulled out a small ball with shiny blue glitter.
Sun: Okay, everyone, the show is ending, and it’s time to say goodbye and good night.
Angry Customer #2: What?
Moon: Nighty night!
Moon threw the ball on the floor, and the tavern was covered by glittering blue smoke.
Angry Customer #3: Oh God! What is that?
BM: What’s going on!? Why is everything... Oh my! Why I’m so sleepy (yawns)
The big man and others fell asleep, but three of them were still awake, and they ran to the exit. They noticed the sun and moon.
Angry Customer #2: There they are!
Moon: Run!
They ran through the streets. Sun held his bag full of coins and stolen things, but some of them were falling one by one. People moved aside when they saw them.
Sun: Excuse me! Pardon! Sorry! Excuse me, ma’am! On the way!
Moon noticed Sun’s broken bag and coins falling to the ground.
Moon: Sun! Your bag!
Sun looked at his bag and was terrified. He closed his bag with his hand but started running slowly. Three men were following the sun and moon. One of them almost reached the sun, but he used a flashlight. The man fell and lost his sense of sight for a moment.
Sun: Sorry!
Both of them turned to the dark alley, and when three men reached it, they disappeared.
Angry Customer #4: Hey! Where did they go?
Angry Customer #5: I swear, I saw them, but they just... vanished!
Angry Customer #2: Forget about them; one day they will be caught and sit in jail, I swear!
When the followers lost them, the sun and moon went to the roof and jumped from one to another.
Sun: Ha ha ha, did you see their faces? It was priceless! Especially with this one! “I swear!”
Moon: Yes, it is. But it was too risky; we were almost caught!
Sun: Relax, brother; everything was under control.
Moon was looking at him with a skeptical face.
Sun: Okay… Maybe it wasn’t as perfect as I thought. But nobody will remember anything about what happened.
Moon: Did you forget that some of the people weren’t in the smoke? They just went out and chased us. I think it would be a problem if they told the guards everything.
Sun: Pffft, nobody will believe them; there are no witnesses, so we are safe.
Moon: Okay, maybe you're right. Whose last one is a rotten egg?
Sun: Hey! That’s not fair! I have a full bag!
Moon: Slowpoke!
Sun: Wait for me!!!
They ran in the race until they came to the abandoned roof house.
Sun: *pain* *paint* *paint* Oh god, I’m so tired. I barely can *paint* move.
And he fell and was lying on the floor. Moon came to him closely.
Moon: Heh, I won again!
Sun: It’s because you were too fast. I have a heavy bag, and I closed the hole with my hand!
Moon: That’s not the excuse! Just kidding
The sun and moon went to their secret lair. Everything was
Sun: Home, sweet home!
Moon: All right, let’s check what we got.
They took Sun’s bag and threw all the stolen things onto the table.
Sun: Let’s see... coins, necklaces, rings, jewels, oh, and even earrings!
Moon: How do these people get this? They look too expensive to have!
Sun: I don’t know, but the thing is that we have what we need, and we can sell some jewelry.
Moon: half of it.
He takes Sun’s bag and shows him a small hole the size of a coin. Sun nervously scratched his head.
Sun: Don’t worry, I will stitch it, and it will be like a new one!
Moon: *sigh* Oh, Sunny, you are impossible.
Sun: hehe
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hofudlaus · 1 year
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also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat
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fluentisonus · 1 year
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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”
Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood
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hellspawnmotel · 1 month
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intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)
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batshaped · 2 months
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the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them
previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag
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l0stw00d · 4 months
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Day 2! This one's prompt was Red and it sure came out striking! look at this fancy little gentleman :D
Editing to say: this piece is now available on Inprint if you want a physical copy of your own!
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wtfforged · 11 days
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my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts
thoughts in depth under read more... :)!
this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.
LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)
the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."
ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)
a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!
NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)
cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!
USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)
I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.
SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))
race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.
CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)
this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.
ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)
robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!
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furiosophie · 11 months
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i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots
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mint-mango · 3 months
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spotlight stolen yet again
later:
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dw he got apollo to wear the shirt eventually
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mumblesplash · 6 months
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in honor of last season’s poem being called “”end poem”” (all quotes mandatory) this season i made one out of pieces of the actual end poem
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skyartworkzzz · 1 month
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Like The Other Ones
HI YES IM FINALLY DONE HOLY SHIT
OKAY SO this was based off on my own gameplay of COTL, I noticed that everytime Id put food orders in, Narinder would usually be the one to prepare them And honestly? We love a malewife in this house so I dig that for him, ma guy is a skilled cook <3
As I wrote down the dialogue, it just got deeper than I expected SO HERE YALL GO WITH A FULL ASS COMIC ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, ENJOY!!!!
This shit took me weeks Ill go recharge my soul now brb-
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8pxl · 1 month
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PSA 🗣️ another scammer using genAI without disclosing it
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pixlgirl has been posting generated AI (targeting fandoms) without disclosing it, passing it off as their genuine art and has apparently scammed at least one person into ‘commissioning’ them. this is a public PSA so yall can block them, and not interact. please do not harass them!
it’s incredibly shitty to be disingenuous while posting AI but even shittier to scam people with it 🤢 stay diligent yall
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comradekatara · 7 months
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the siblings ever
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ash-and-starlight · 1 year
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hades atla bisexual simulator
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sketchnwhatevr · 11 months
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I really like them a lot🔥💧
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squidpedia · 4 months
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Clover Timeline! (+ personal adult Clover design for your troubles)
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Also before anyone says it I’m well aware that last textbox refers to Chara’s tomb and not Clover’s but. Please let me have this.
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