#he’s such a malewife

[sketchnwhatevr]

I really like them a lot🔥💧

#ember spam texts him at work #THEY’RE JUST REALLY REALLY CUTE #I will defend this movie and these babies with my life #he’s such a malewife #he captivated me #their relationship and dynamic captivated me #the way their unlikely friendship blossomed into a natural and beautiful mutual understanding and relationship CAPTIVATED ME #this movie captivated me #I’ve been captivated #captivated #no cap #my art #elemental #wade ripple #ember lumen #ember x wade #wade x ember

[mr-shimurka]

#manga redraw #he’s such a malewife #Vash the dishes lmao #vash the stampede #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #I like this frame #mr shimurka #my artwork

[owlsomee]

#he’s so smitten #he’s such a malewife #pikeuna #pikeone #Christopher pike #captain pike and number one #number one #una chin riley #una and pike #star trek strange new worlds #star trek

[ibeewashere]

Thinking about them but like. Domestically. Like could u imagine actually

#brad bakshi #danny pudi #mythic quest #mq #david brittlesbee #david hornsby #like what if. #what if they kissed #and what if they got an apartment together. #and maybe a little cat #brads a cat person fr and david just loves any animal as long as it’s not an insect #bro is terrified of creepy crawlies on god #convince me otherwise #argue with the fucking wall #no but fr #they’d be so cute if they just lived a little cutesy domestic life #david would cook for them both #he’s such a malewife #they both canonically like cleaning so I think it could be a fun little joint chore #i have so many headcanons #it’s insane #I’m insane #I’m out of my fucking mind #😝 #they’re so cute #they’re idiots your honor #idiots in love #i wish gay people were real

[astrolionking]

Idk who had the idea to make a cute submissive robot for the 2009 Astro Boy film but whoever thought of it, I fucking love them because this bot single-handedly carried the entire film and became the love of my life at 6 yrs old

#LOOK AT HIM #LOOK AT HIIIIMMMM #HES SO. UGH. #WHY IS HE IS CUTE #he’s such a Malewife #he supports and love Astro so much did y’all see how sad he was to see Astro leave home #he was mroe heartbroken than Tenma #Orrin is so supportive #give him custody of Astro #the scene of Orrin and Astro playing with the paper thingys is so cute #also I highkey felt so bad for him like Tenma’s was so mean to Orrin for no reason #all Orrin did was offer to help (bc he’s a servant/nanny bot ofc he’s gonna offer to help) AND TENMA IS A DICK ABT IT #no wonder Orrin is nervous all the time he has Tenma for a master #Astro boy 2009 #Astro boy Orrin

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything* #he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT #yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy #gxk #godzilla #mothra #kong #shimo #mothzilla #mosugoji #my art

[kozh-lucium]

Bloodweave but princess mononoke.

I swear this is 10x funnier in my head 😔

Why magic missile? Because i just watch a bg3 speedrun parody video (it’s really good!).

#baldur's gate 3 #bloodweave #gale dekarios #astarion #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #despite how malewife gale is he’s not the type who takes things lying down #not saying he isn’t bottom though 😏 #my art

[diedoverahat]

he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.

#guys i cant #i’m sick #sick and twisted #totally normal about him #i’m seeing the movie again 🥰 #on friday #literally can’t wait #my sweetheart #he’s so malewife #fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #jhutch #josh hutcherson renaissance #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's #micheal schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt fanart

[galesleftearring]

Saw a TikTok saying Gale "mansplains" and I am going to lose it.

Mansplaining is talking over other people, bulldozing what they were going to say, often by saying the same thing louder.

Gale just likes teaching and wants to share what he knows. Those are vastly different things.

#gale dekarios #bg3 #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #screams into the void #wizard of waterdeep #baldur's gate #gale #he's malewife not mansplain you fucking baboons

[curioscurio]

Miss Piggy and Kermit warm up

#artofcassafrass #the muppets #muppets #miss piggy #kermit the frog #and yes theyre a butch femme couple #in my heart kermit is a he him lesbian but when hes not then hes a cis malewife a la Connecticut Clark and Malfina

[ever-yours118]

no girl in the world has EVER wanted to be housewifed up as bad as evan buckley

#if he weren't a firefighter he WOULD be wearing a ruffly kiss the cook apron. malewife. #evan buckley #911 #911 fox #911 abc #Evan buck buckley #buddie #911.post

[deimosatellite]

jokes on you mosshead hes into that

#based on that one ep in post enies lobby ofc #zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #when zoro ran away bc he was like OH NO SANJI girl knew he malewifed too close to the sun

[mel-kusanagi]

bros got him kicking his feet in the air

inspired by this tweet!

#mayday with her silly dads we love to see it #she likes seeing her dads being all cuddly together even if miguel seems to hate that #spoilers: he doesn't #peter just likes to give his grumpy husband some love and affection as he should #motioning the malewife peter b parker agenda hell yeah #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #mayday parker #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #my art

[famdommcfanface]

Okay fuck you. Barbie/Ken IS a divide but it is not the one you think it is. It's NOT that Barbies are girls and Ken's are boys. It's NOT that Barbies are pretty and Ken's are boring (Ken is also pretty). Barbie is a GIRLBOSS and Ken is a MALEWIFE. That is the divide!

#Barbie #this was from someone labelling Steve stranger things a Barbie btw #I get it he's pretty but he's also a huge malewife house husband stay at home dad type #he's incredibly ken-coded #posts what i done

[daemyrarule]

Daemon Targaryen and Rhaenyra Targaryen holding hands through the years

#hotd #house of the dragon #hotd spoilers #hotd 1x10 #daemon targaryen #daemyra #daemon x rhaenyra #matt smith #emma d'arcy #theyre still parents TO ME #she deserves sm better tho #him holding her hand at last i see hes back to malewifing #as he should #gifs #hotdedits #mine #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra #i will go down (MORALLY) with this ship

[atmothart]

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

#dracula daily #lizard fashion #I feel like my good friend jon does not appreciate the sheer amount of malewifeing dracula does for him #he puts a lot of effort into your dinner jon maybe don't be so judgey about how he chooses to exit the building #tumblr crunched this image but the letter in lizard dracula's mouth says 'to mina' #he's heading out to post the mail