#the windows are shut

[vioyume]

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.

#nintendo #webcore #audio #I remember the windows xp shutting down scared me #vio.txt

[laz-kay]

“Sounds like a hoot. Probably a good thing if I tag along, huh? Stay for dinner, make amusing small talk”.

Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Rudy (S14: E2)

#i will never shut up about this #my babies #i genuinely believe rudy has helped louise grow as a person sm #you can tell how much he means to her and vice versa #they’re the cutest little beans i’m in tears #bob and linda watching them from the window is just adorable please #I’m going to suffer this season i know it #bobs burgers #bobs burgers spoilers #bobs burgers season 14 #the amazing rudy #louise belcher #rudy stieblitz #regular sized rudy #louise x rudy #louwheeze #bob belcher #linda belcher

[warakami-vaporwave]

BSOD V2 Tokyo Tower (Shut Down)

#tokyo #tokyo tower #netart #net art #post internet #postinternet #art #digital #retro computing #windows #shut down #webpunk #pop art #contemporary art #dalle2 #ai generated #skyline #cityscape #night #city

[arguablysomaya]

boxcar bats kids!

#edited to fix stuff #turns out art is a lot easier when you enable fucking windows ink #noted #batfamily #dc universe #dcu #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #duke thomas #batfam fanart #damian wayne #batfamily fanart #somaya's sketches #somaya.png #shut up somaya #1k

[redysetdare]

It's all "you guys need to understand how SUBTEXT and CODING are usually the only confirmation of representation queer people get in media especially in older media" but once that subtext and coding is used to say a character might be aro or ace coded/have aro/ace subtext then suddenly it's not a valid way to claim representation. Then it's only "headcanon" or "not confirmed" like do you all hear yourselves? It'd be so much easier to say you hate aro/ace ppl at this rate!

#text #aro #ace #aroace #aromantic #asexual #'thats not what the creator intended' when has that ever stopped queer ppl from finding queer rep? #its just obvious a lot of queer ppl dont include aro and ace ppl as queer #it was so blatantly obvious with out everyone threw the idea of subtext and coding out the window #when it came to ppl complaining abt riverdale erasing jugheads aroace identity #suddenly subtext and coding didnt matter when it was an aroace character #suddenly 'different iterations always change the characters sexuality! there is no canon!' #and it only happened to shut up aro and ace ppl who were rightfully upset #that our identities were thrown to the curb on one of our only representation in medua

[vivienvalentino]

Michael Myers' Sanitarium Drip

#halloweenedit #horroredit #filmgifs #dailyhorrorfilms #horrorgifs #slasheredit #michael myers #rz!michaelmyers #halloween 2007 #h2007* #I see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97 #mine* #horror*

[im-his-druidess]

@small-sinclair more Band AU Vincent Sinclair? 👀

I swear any picture of Peter Steele reminds me of Vincent Sinclair 😩 it's just engrained in my mind at this point

#I think I have a problem #I see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97 #Vincent Sinclair #House of Wax #Peter Steele #type o negative #house of wax 2005 #slashers #slasher fandom #Peter Thomas Ratajczyk #Type-O Negative #music #Gothic #metal music #the cryptid posts

[bearotonin-international]

More photos of bears in places they aren’t supposed to be pls!

Sure thing friend

#chaos gremlins be chaos gremlinin #for real tho #please lock your doors and shut your windows #and for the love of all things good in the world do NOT leave out trash or bird feeders during bear season #ask

[kazieka]

there’s a little fledgling bird on my driveway and it’s nice and fluffy and standing up and there’s adult birds around so I’m not worried about it’s safety and I KNOW it’s that time of year when baby birds are learning to fly and I should leave it alone but like. it is beeping So Loud and sounds so upset and it’s awakening my maternal instincts

LOUD

#lindsey shut up #the innate human urge to pick up distressed Baby (species irrelevant) #but for real I didn’t know a baby bird could be so uh. Loud #i am Indoors with doors and windows shut and I can still hear it yelling #heartbreaking. distressing. upsetting. if it weren’t ticking every box of Normal Fledgling Getting Flying Lessons #then I would be gently breastfeeding it right this instant #also the photo is zoomed in. i did not get within 5 feet of it do not @ me

[secondbeatsongs]

so I'm convinced - like, I can't prove it, but I'm convinced this is the case - that whenever I go too long without updating my computer, windows forces a crash on me so it can go "whoopsie daisy! :) since you're already fucked, might as well make you sit here for ten minutes while we install all those updates you said you didn't want! :) won't that be nice?"

like. I had an SSD bricked once by a windows update, so now I push them off for a while, because I know that microsoft pushes glitchy updates. I'm onto them, and I don't want to be their guinea pig.

but! it doesn't matter what my settings are, or for how long I tell windows update to shut up! because eventually, I'll get a bluescreen or a crash or something, and be forced to restart, and when I do windows very cheerfully shoves updates at me without my consent

I think this is intentional. and I fucking hate it.

anyway, this is my conspiracy theory, and my theory is that microsoft sucks

#personal #sbs rambles #microsoft #windows 10 #I don't actually know if this is true #but I feel in my soul that it is #my computer will be 100% fine and then suddenly nothing will work #and I'll do a restart instead of shutting it down #and it seizes that opportunity and installs shit against my will #>:(

[thetrolltolls]

you know we all say "the gang ruined cricket" this "the gang destroyed cricket's life" that but it was actually the sheer sex appeal of ms. deandra reynolds that started this domino effect. matthew mara was down so bad for dee that he used his once in a lifetime permanent resignation from being a priest for a chance with her. let's all get it right: an opportunity for dee reynolds pussy destroyed cricket's life.

#okay yeah i know the guys coerced dee to flirt with cricket to get what they wanted #but still #i too would throw the whole projectory of my career out the window for a chance with dee #i get him #the gang exploits a miracle #dee reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #shut up shannon

[gunsatthaphan]

gun: *touches tinn*

tinn: leave a message after the beep. 

#my school president #geminifourth #tinngun #my school president ep8 #fourth nattawat #gemini norawit #thai bl #bl drama #gmmtv #his brain SHUTS DOWN djskhgfd #*windows sound effect*

[the-adventures-of-dave]

✨Free to a good home!!! 🐱✨

Looking for someone who enjoys:

Late night soap opera level drama

Debate Club (12am - 2am)

Mysterious thumps in the night

Rattling doors to blur the line between nightmares and reality when you are half asleep

A beautiful singing voice designed to carry kilometres through the jungle

Fight Club (2am-4am)

Snack time (brought to you by the “”””cat proof”””” treat bin)

A sudden desire to throw hands

Priority given to those that are heavily caffeinated, have no love for the concept of sleep, or are afraid of the sun.

#please come take them at your nearest convenience 😊 #they’ll party with you all night long #and I’ll sleep peacefully knowing they won’t keep me up ALL NIGHT #I can hear them screaming and I want to join in #for animals that are supposed to sleep 16-20 hours a day they sure don’t do a whole lot of sleeping #I don’t care if the neighbour’s cat is staring at you through the window #close your eyes and you can’t see him anymore!!! #shut up Dave!!!!!

[lunarmoves]

writing abt something that takes place in the same location is like.... how many synonyms are there tht can i use for this specific word

#ANYWAYS kinitopet au is chugging along #there are only so many times i can use the word 'window' or 'type' before its all i see #shut up shay!!

[stuffeddeer]

y!dazai is such a silly little guy… i can imagine reader developing stockholm syndrome after a while (which is sadly some cases for kidnapping :( ) but maybe he had gotten bored…

YOU GET IT (silly guy) i'm on it boss 🫡

“You opened a window.”

Your metal fork clattered against the ceramic plate, eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “I’m sorry..?” you start, inviting him to elaborate.

“The window in our bedroom,” Dazai gently set his fork down. “It’s open.”

Silence engulfs the tiny dinner table, the food you’d spent all day cooking turning cold.

“Were you planning something?”

“No, Osamu,” your voice comes out stern, but polite: The last thing you wanted was to anger the man across from you. “I would never-“

“But you have, remember?” His eyes narrowed, not a single glimmer of mercy to be found. “Last month around this time. Is this going to be a pattern?”

Dazai hated when you didn’t reply, but you weren’t sure what to say. You hadn’t opened a window, nor were you even sure what he was referring to.

“You know what happens when you lie, right?”

“I’m not lying, Daz- Osamu. I wouldn’t leave you; You protect me.”

A long sigh escaped the brunet’s lips. As cute as you could be, he wouldn’t tolerate this behavior. “I invite you into my home, keep you fed and clothed, and this is the thanks I get? A half-baked plan covered by a less than stellar lie. You’ve done better, doll. I expect better, honestly...” Was he mad at your alleged escape or the poor lying?

“Osamu, you mean so much to me-“

“But not enough, yes? You prefer your stupid friends, all of whom up and left you when you lost your job and couldn’t afford to keep your apartment, yes? Who was there to help you?” His narrowed gaze turned harsher, a full-blown glare pointed your way. “Who?”

“Y-you were, Osamu.”

“I was.” A sip of his drink allowed for you to breathe, a moment of reprieve as his throat was too busy to reprimand you. “And after no job would hire you, I allowed you to stay, under the promise you made me that you wouldn’t leave me like everyone else has.”

“I don’t want to leave you-“

“Did I say I was finished?”

You sat up tall, frozen solid as you quickly shake your head. No, he didn’t.

“I allowed you free lodge in exchange for some simple house chores, and this is the thanks I get? A broken promise and a poorly made lasagna,” he gestures down to the dinner you’d made. It was a new recipe, sure, but you didn’t think it turned out that badly..

“I’m sorry, Osamu,” you whispered, afraid you’d break out into tears if you spoke any louder. Your throat felt dry and your body felt stiff — Honestly, a cracked window might help you to just breathe right now.

“I’ll have to punish you for this behavior, you know.”

It wasn’t a question, so you don’t respond. Dazai continues eating, legs crossed and leaning back. He was unfazed and relaxed, which makes sense — you were the one in danger.

As you stared silently down at your hands, fists anxiously gripping the fabric of your pants, Dazai smirked. Maybe he should leave the windows open more often.

#did not make this silly tho #ouuu hes the worst #LIAR!!!!! LIARRR!!!!!!!!!! #dude probably like. caulks every window shut too #if theres a fire idk he simply stomps it out #🦌anon #🦌request #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd x you #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfic #dazai osamu x reader #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #dazai x you #yandere dazai osamu #yandere dazai osamu x reader #yandere dazai x reader #yandere bungou stray dogs #yandere bsd #yandere bungo stray dogs #yandere bsd x reader

[baeshijima]

……

what the fuck.

#just genshin <3 #SHUT UP I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SODJBDJD #ALL THE PARALLELS WITH THIS ANIMATED SHORT OF HER PAST AND THE TRAILER FOR THE 4.6 FIGHT BETWEEN HER AND THE SIBLINGS???? #AND THE WAY ITS THE SAME PLACE AS WHEN SHE AND CRUCABENA FOUGHT OHHHH IM SO UNWELL #HEAD IN HANDS #but !! we do find out her real name is peruere and thats shes cursed with smth (the black markings on her hands) #its a hooray for lore but a jump out the window for sickening angst and doomed characters 😔