In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil
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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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ME
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JUDE LAW
Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols
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When you recognize a mutuals gifset on your dash without seeing the url
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the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence
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Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run
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something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell
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if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.
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