#the great gatsby incorrect quotes

[sorrel-scribbles]

The Great Gatsby Characters as Things I Have Heard/Said in Art Class

Nick: I'm not going to get involved in this. Gatsby: But I AM better than you! Daisy: Yeah, I just, like secretly have a child and none of you know about it. Tom: *holding up a copy of Spandau* It's really good! Jordan: Ok, but what if Gatsby actually was a German spy? Wilson: You totally miss the apple and just nail him in the chest with [a knife] instead. Myrtle: I'm being ABUSED! Wolfsheim: 'Cause I'm, you know, just casually practicing cannibalism. McKee: I am so gay! Catherine: My hair is so pretty!

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[nick-carra-gay-for-gatsby]

Nick: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Nick: Not you Gatsby. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#nick talking to the gang #natsby #the great gatsby #incorrect quotes

[mamirhodessxox]

The Great Gatsby Incorrect Quotes #1

Jordan: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Nick: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Jordan: The fourth sentence-

Nick: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Jordan: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Y/N: I can't believe you've done this.....

Gatsby: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Y/N, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Nick: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Murderer: Any last words?

Jordan: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Jordan: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Y/N: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Gatsby: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Jordan, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Nick: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Gatsby: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Nick: So you’re dating Y/N?

Gatsby: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.

Nick: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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Gatsby: You don't know anything about me!

Nick: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

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Gatsby: Say no to drugs.

Nick: Say yes to drugs.

Jordan: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

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Nick: Why are you drinking?

Gatsby: I drink when I'm depressed.

Nick: But you're always drinking?

Gatsby: *smug grin*

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Nick: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Tom: What changed your mind?

Nick: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

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*Gatsby comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom.*

Y/N: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Gatsby: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Gatsby: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Y/N: ...

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Nick: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Gatsby: You’re too young to have enemies.

Nick: You don’t even know.

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Tom: *sneaking in through their window*

Y/N: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Tom: I was with Daisy?

Daisy: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

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Nick: Tom has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.

Daisy: That can't be true!

Nick: Watch this.

Nick: Hey Tom, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Tom: *Throws themself out a window*

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Tom: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Nick: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Tom: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Nick: Somehow that's worse.

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Tom: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.

Y/N: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

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Y/N: Come on, Nick. Nobody actually believes that Gatsby is in love with me.

Nick, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Gatsby is helplessly in love with Y/N

*Everyone raises their hand*

Y/N: Gatsby, put your hand down.

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Daisy: What did Tom do this time?

Nick: More like WHO did Tom do this time?

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Gatsby: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Y/N: Yes?

Gatsby: We’re in too deep.

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#incorrect quotes #the great gatsby imagines #the great gatsby #the great gatsby x reader #jay gatsby x reader #jay gatsby imagines #jay gatsby #jay gatsby imagine

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Romantic Valentine's Day Date for Partners in Crime 💞🗡

Holding writers at gunpoint and forcing them to make our favorite ships canon (don't worry writers, this is a joke) 😂

Oswald: I don't care that Jay Gatsby was iN LoVE with Isab-I mean Daisy, he was in love with a memory, not her! Besides, he and Nick had a thing going!

Ed: Yep, I have the spreadsheet right here.

Tabitha: Exactly. And while you're at it, give Zelda Fitzgerald some credit.

Barbara: And make Daisy leave Tom for Jordan or something.

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[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Nana: can't repeat the past? why of course you can!

#incorrect quote #incorrect revue starlight #revue starlight #nana daiba #source: the great gatsby

[red-write-hand]

ANNOUNCMENT

ok, so, y'all! i have exactly no actual energy to write original things sooo....MY ASK BOX IS COMPLETELY OPEN! MSG ME! COMMENT! SEND IN REQUESTS! im all yours y'all!

#the great gatsby #peaky blinders #harry potter #marvel #star wars #thomas shelby x reader #john shelby x reader #fanfic request #arthur shelby x reader #arthur shelby #thomas shelby #peaky blinders x reader #peaky blinders fanfic #peaky blinders fanfiction #peaky blinders imagine #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #peaky blinders smut #tommy shelby #thomas shelby x oc #john shelby #ada shelby #jay gatsby x reader

[floralcavern]

Me: Oh, sir! I thought you’d like to know that I actually made a 5+ hour playlist based on The Great Gatsby in my digital arts class. Which was my last class period.

English teacher:…. You’re a maniac, wtf??

#Essentially what he said #He did call me a maniac lol #incorrect quotes #the great gatsby #Playlist #it’s the adhd #it’s the neurodivergency

[hex-wittebane]

Luz: Before you turn 18, you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about it for the rest of your life: - Harry Potter - The Great Gatsby - Animal Farm - The Communist Manifesto - 1984 - The Bible

#the owl house #incorrect the owl house #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #luz noceda #incorrect luz noceda #reblog with that book you read from this list and never stop talking about #as much as i joke about communism with the bugs bunny meme in my social circle im actually the great gatsby and i will die talking about it

[miloisdone]

Nick: Gatsby is playing hard to get.

Nick: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

#the great gatsby #nick carraway #nick x gatsby #jay gatsby #incorrect quotes #the gay gatsby

[darkcrowprincess]

"Ah," Luz cried, "you look so cool. "Their eyes met(Luz and Hunters), and they stared together at each other, alone in space. With an effort she glanced down at the table. You always look so cool," she repeated. She had told Hunter that she loved him, and Amity Blight saw."

(Don't like don't read. Post hate and I'll block you.)

#the owl house #cartoons #disney #lunter #luz x hunter #huntceda #goldenlight #goldenluz #hunter x luz #incorrect quotes #the great gatsby #books #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #cool means I love you #incorrect book quotes #quotes

[bi-nick-carraway]

Nick: What did you learn today?

Gatsby: Well apparently positive affirmation makes me horny.

Nick: Jay I stg I'm asking about you're cooking class-

#gatsbys like #and??? thats what I'm telling you #idk why gatsby is in a cooking class lol #this is just a thought i had #and i raised from the dead to share it #in reality I'm gatsby #yesterday a male coworker put his hand on my back all gentle and told me i was doing a good job #the physical contact and the positive affirmation really did things to me #but yeah lol i think I'm funny #at least this isnt as cursed as cowboy gatsbg #my tags are getting long oops #tgg #the great gatsby #the great gatsby incorrect quotes #jay gatsby #nick carraway

[nick-carra-gay-for-gatsby]

Nick: Goodnight to the love of my life, Gatsby, and fuck the rest of y'all.

#Nick after leaving New York at the end of the book #natsby #the great gatsby #incorrect quotes

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

“Modern AU Bagginshield”

You can’t fool me, I read the Great Gatsby.

#Bag End? I think you mean West Egg #bagginshield #modern au #the hobbit #nick carraway #bilbo baggins #jay gatsby #natsby #thorin oakenshield #lotr #tolkien #the great gatsby #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect great gatsby quotes

[worldsdumbestlesbian]

Gatsby: Tom Buchanan this is Jay Gatsby calling. I’m calling to let you know- *message erased*

Gatsby: FUCK

Gatsby: Tom Buchanan this is Jay Gatsby calling. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story...how horrible you-

Nick: YOU LIED

Gatsby: STOP

Nick: YOU FUCKING LIED

Gatsby: STOP GODDAMMIT

Gatsby: Tom Buchanan this is Jay Gatsby calling. I’m calling to let you know there were many things I read in here that were FALSE. Like you said I was having an affair with Myrtle and I was not and you said I hit Myrtle with my car and-

Nick: IT WAS DAISY

Gatsby: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RERECORD IT

#simply for my own enjoyment- #the great gatsby #jay gatsby #nick carraway #natsby #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-jatp-quotes]

Alex: There are two things I know to be true

Alex: One, I'm dead. Two, Nick and Gatsby were gay lovers

#julie and the phantoms #jatp incorrect quotes #alex mercer #The Great Gatsby MORE LIKE The Official Gay Handbook #Alex is a Literature Gay

[hamcitycurtis]

Nick: "Something's wrong with me. Every time I'm near Gatsby, my stomach twists, and my chest gets all fluttery. Clearly this vessel is faulty."

Daisy: "No, those are feelings."

Nick: "They're distracting, make them stop."

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