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#the end of the silas episodes tho?
that cecil poll however long ago accidentally made me channel my 20 year old self, and long story short, i fucking tore through over 200 episodes of wtnv in a very short period of time and am caught up for the first time in like seven or eight years
if anyone is wondering if it's still good, it is. i am consistently impressed at how jeffrey and joseph manage to surprise me with their storytelling even after a decade of content. supernatural wishes it had what night vale has (good writers)
anyway, if you used to love night vale and are looking for a sign that it's worth getting back into, this is it
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tiburion · 2 years
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Werewolf Hackearny AU [Part 1]:
(It’s quite a while I have this idea in mind so let’s see what I can pull out... Also I’m sorry if the enemies to lovers is super rushed but i’m a slut for established relationships so I suck on the “getting together” parts)
LET’S ALSO PRETEND THE SUMMER CAMP TOOK PLACE IN THREE MONTHS CAUSE I WANT TO TAKE MY SWEET TIME.
The night of the fire of Harum Scarum goes almost the same as the canon events with the only exception that Travis is present too with Chris, Caleb and Kaylee.
He was vice-sheriff at the time, and on his off -duty day he decided to tag along with his brother and nephews to see the show.
Kaylee and Caleb started the fire, but they were caught by Travis right after they unlocked the door of Silas 'prison to set him free, with the result Silas bit the policeman in his escape instead of the kids.
On that same night the sheriff died, and Travis took his place soon after, but he also became a bearer of the curse.
In the six years till the events at Hackett's Quarry camp, Travis ended up biting Chris and his children during full moons, infecting them too. He's super miserable after the fact, and surely Constance added something in the mix to make him even more guilty than he already is.
"A good boy protects his family, Travis. And you are not a good boy!"
With the weight of his actions on his shoulders and the pressure from his parents he started using his position as sheriff to cover the family.
He dragged his little brother into this hell. His young nephews got their lives ruined because of him, they want to get out and have fun, do what normal teens do but they can’t, not anymore, not until they manage to kill the one that started it all.
Years went by without any progress brought the family more and more desperation, to Kaylee in particular, who keeps asking her grandma why she can’t leave, she’s sick of North Kill and wants to get out! Sometimes Chirs told Travis about these episodes over a beer, and how he feels sorry for his kids and how sad he is to being unable to do something for them.
Some nights, after his brother took his leave and Travis sat alone in the dark with a couple of empty bottles of beer and some burbon, the older Hackett wonder how easy it would be to let Bobby or their father put a silver bullet in his head the next full moon, sparing his family more pain.
Moving at the start of the events of the game, Max and Laura wouldn’t be stopped by a creepy cop the night they arrive at North Kill (they still go out of the road with the car and all), but, without Laura managing to pull the location of Hackett’s Quarry out of Travis, they end up wandering all night never reaching the camp till the moring after.
At the camp they tell Chirs about the night and the strange creature they saw in the woods, the man tries to keep a pokerface in front of them but there are cracks in his tone and posture and Laura notices, even tho she doesn’t think much of it.
Chris immediately tells his family about what the two counselors told him.
Silas has returned. After years there is hope.
Using the excuse of the almost car crash and mysterious witnesses, Travis pulls up at the camp to question Laura and Max, hoping to gain more informations about Silas. Max is vague, and Laura doesn’t like the creepy cop and his train of (strange) questions. Why does he keeps calling her “ma’am”? And why does he looks like he has been sick all night? 
She answer the questions, even tho unable to keep herself from taunting the policeman at some point. When he took his leave after the interrogation, Laura swears she saw something strange in his eyes, but dismissed it quickly. 
It’s just a creepy little town, with it’s creepy woods and it’s creepy sheriff. The summer just began and it will be good.
Fast forward till the next full moon.
Attempting to find the white wolf, Jebediah and Bobby, disguising themself with blood, also brought to hunt the werewolfs of the family.
That night, while sneaking out of the camp to have some alone time near the lake, Laura and Max have an close encounter with werewolf Chirs, who bites Max and knock out Laura. They were found right in time by Bobby who manage to scare away Chris. Jebediah then decides to lock the two counselors inside the police station’s cells and have Travis deal with them later.
Officially, the couple left the camp early due to an emergency back at home that had them depart before the dawn.
The detention goes like in the game for most part except more messy: Travis lies to his parents about having dealt with Laura and Max, on their side both Constance and Jebediah have no reason to not belive their son, the son who’s always so obedient seeking their acceptance and grew up with the motto “you must protect the family” in his head. Also the realization for Laura is faster because “the thing that attacked us right in front of my eyes surely wasn’t a fucking bear!”
The woman notices how Travis is prone to anger whenever they mention the creature, expecially after the sheriff confessed to Laura the whole curse thing and she suggested to kill it to save Max.
Sexual tension for days. Travis is usually more collected, but this young woman and her attitude is threatening to wake the beast inside him from it’s slumber even if the full moon is still far. The worst days are those right before turning, he can smell her, and it’s driving him insane, he just wants to pin her to the wall and sink his teeth into her neck drawing blood. Even in his sleep he’s haunted by her presence, he lost count of the mornings he woke up hard.
During the detention Laura and Max’s relationship went through a rough phase, resulting in distancing themselves from each other. 
The day of the full moon they decided to escape from prison to kill Chirs, Laura almost ended up to have sex with the sheriff: she asked for coffee, and against  all expectations he let her out of the cell and brought her in one of the others rooms, they drank and chatted and before she knew it his lips were on hers, harsh and hungry, almost like he longed to eat her  (and not in the funny way). After the initial shock, he found equally greedy lips against his. 
She straddled him on the chair, coffee long forgotten, and roaming her hands on his body making him shiver, she managed to take the utility belt off his waist. Travis left his fingers slide on her neck down to her waist, and on her thighs. Buring his face into her shoulder, inhaling her scent, the only thing that kept him from biting her was the taste of his own blood on his tongue. Unconsciously biting down on his own lips he snapped out of it and in no time, without meeting her eyes, he rushed out of the room, leaving a confused Laura behind. 
Did she saw a yellow glow or was her immagination playing tricks?
In the rush of the moment, Travis’ belt with the gun and the keys was left on the floor. At first in conflict with her feelings, Laura eventually decided to snatch the belt and went to free Max, but right after the two were about to exit the cells they were stopped by the sheriff.
In the fight, Max acidentally shoot Travis right in the chest with the stolen gun. He was slowed down just in time to let Laura lock him inside one of the cells, but when he didn’t drop dead on the ground with a wound right on the heart, Laura realized Chirs wasn’t the only werewolf in the Hackett family.
“You choose the wrong night to make me mad” said Travis, half growling half grunting behind the steel bars looking up at the shocked pair in front of him with pale yellow eyes.
The floor beneath him began to turn red with blood gushing out of the open wound. 
THE END OF THE STORY U SAY? GOOD QUESTION, THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT THERE WOULD BE HACKEARNY SMEXY SMEX
hey @lovesomehate my gift to us all werewolf travis x Laura stans 
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Maaaaaannn sorry for bothering you but now that I finished watching the new Earthspark eps I wonder what will happen to Mandroid. I don't like that man but it is still interesting to think about what will happen to him in the end.
Like, would he change his body to fully Cybertronian??
Would he become a horrible amalgamation Silas style??
Would he change his mind but notice that it is too late and he is no longer human??
Or would he die with still a little of his humanity inside of him?'
Whatever happens, I will draw it 🙄
But maybe do you have an idea or theory???
I keep thinking about this too 😩
And ur not bothering me I love talking about earthspark lmao
I feel like the fully cybertronian thing is likely to happen as we see him be pretty much reliant on energon & his body is pretty much deteriorating. And before that he mentioned he isn’t exactly human but is somewhat similar to the terrans. So maybe he will eventually start becoming a robot,although that would be painful and I’m pretty sure it would be too graphic lol
Maybe eventually his fleshy body gives up and he will somehow live as a robot. Like,,avatars in Avatar the blue cat people where his real body won’t have to work for him to operate a robot avatar of some sort
I don’t think he’s gonna go Silas style because a building hasn’t fallen on top of him (yet) and GHOST’s tech seems more advanced than MECH’s. Also,having a villain be experimented on as a revenge doesn’t feel like something earthspark would do as it seems to handle death,even of the villains,,respectfully
I really do hope he has a redemption arc because- if megs got it then my man Meridian could get it too.
I don’t want this to happen but it would be likely for him to be the villain that changes at the critical point and dies anyways because they sacrificed themselves. I want to see him fight Croft lol
Also,to the redemption arc,I think there’s potential with him and Alex. Like,, there’s some personal connection,stronger on Meridian’s side so maybe Alex would bet through to him. And heck, Twich was willing to forgive him so maybe he could be forgiven.
I just got the horrible though that maybe something regarding the thing that possessed the bear could happen to him. Like,, him merging himself with it (I hope not tho)
In my perfect AU he’ll redeem himself and get a cottage and live a peaceful life/hj
Generally on the topic of Mandroids human and robotic side,in the first episodes he mentioned how he is also techniorganic but probably wants to study terrans to find out more about himself (hinting that he might now have wanted to be technkkrganic)
Maybe he’ll fall into the emberstone cave and get reborn or something to do with the all spark
But whatever happens to him I’ll stand by his side/hj
Maybe he’ll chose the better evil- eventually work against ghost but still dislike transformers
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ohmyghellaioranges · 2 years
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After 9 awesome hours, I finished binge watching Bokura ga ita. ;) Ngayon ka lang siya natapos actually and Im happy with the ending. Ang vague pero summer love talaga ang theme. Ang dami kong take away at grabe 3 beses ata ako umiyak.
1. Lets talk about the characters. Nakakainis sila actually. Ang bigat ng scenes knowing na nasa high school pa lang sila. Kung di ako nagkakamali 15 years sila? Anyways. Sabi ng writer eh ganun nga daw dapat kabata. I love how kind hearted Takahashi is. She is so innocent and pure. Yano is charming. No doubt magkakagusto talaga yung mga girls sa kanya. Take is my fave character tho. Sa sobrang martyr gusto ko na siyang pagawaan ng museum, hindi lang rebulto. Yamamoto is very hopeful. Weir pero may malalim na hugot pala. And the rest, nakakatuwa naman.
2. Nakakatuwa how they started, syempre hatred muna para may conflict agad pero parang ang bilis magustuhan ni Takahashi si Yano which is normal na nowadays. Patunay na may nabubuo talagang love pag naiinis ka p nagagalit ka sa isang tao.
3. Masyadong mataas ang wall ni Yano at first. Kahit ako mahihirapan akyatin yun. Di ko alam kung anp nagpabago ng isip niya eh.
4. Sabi sa isang scene, how to create or make a relationship lasts, first find the right partner and second, be honest.
5. You should let go of the past. Not because you decide not to talk about it, doesnt mean it does not matter. Kahit ano pang dahilan mo para wag siyang i-bring up, every action will lead to that old scenarios.
6. Minsan hindi mahalaga yung memories na ike-create mo eh. Minsan mas mahalagang mag focus sa mga bagay na meron kayo at sa mga planong darating pa. Maging masaya ka unintentionally.
7. Maganda talaga kung hahayaan mo munang mag-heal ang sarili mo dahil sa past na meon ka. Kasi kahit gaano mo kagusto ibahagi sarili mo, hinding hindi mo magagawa ng buo kasi alam mong may masakit at may kulang pa din.
8. Sabi ni Take sa isang scene dun, kung ang relasyon daw puro hardships at mental agony, you need to put an end to it. Pero feeling ko its not about giving up, its about learning to understand each other. Para sabay kayong lulutas ng hardship.
9. Dont make decisions when youre emotional. Mapapahamak ka lang.
10. Wag mong susukuan yung mahal mo. Make her or him feel na mistake lang ang pagpili niya sayo.
11. Okay lang maging selfish minsan. Nagmamahal ka e. Pero you should not push him to do things that he cannot do.
12. Kahit na may tampuhan, dapat wag mong ipaparamdam sa kanya na hindi mp na siya mahal.
13. Wag mong pagsisihan mga bagay na nagpasaya sayo. Wag mong itago yun kasi kung anoman yun, isa yun sa mga dahilan kung bakit ganyan ka kasaya ngayon.
14. Take your chances. Kaso di mo alam kung kelan lang yung pagkakataon mo para mapasaya yung taong mahal mo.
15. Minsan kahit ipinapangako na sa atin ng taong mahal tayo na di nila tayo paiiyakin, pipiliin mo pa rin yung mahal mong pasasayahin ka.
Marami pang magandang bagay na nangyare dun sa series. You guys should watch it. 26 episodes siya pero worth it naman.
Next Ano Hana? ;) ❄
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bulkhummus · 2 years
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WTNV 200 REACTION ✨Spoilers✨
1. Okay NOT the title I was expecting but I’m intrigued.……
2. Susan! At the station! I’m nervous.
3. UHOH Silas is still missing, but US implies he‘s with Mino — oh poor cecil :(
4. Cecil with a southern accent 😩
5. I’m just waiting for the shoe to drop honestly.
6. HOW MANY YEARS? YEARS. THATS HOW LONG. OH CECIL :( they’re getting so flagrant with admitting he’s immortal
7. SUSAN WILLMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DESTROYER !!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO?????? HUNTOKAR BABY? I’m just imagining Cecil holding her back from the mic like a cat trying to steal salami off a plate.
8. Yeah fuck the moon I guess
9. Wait…… i feel like the duolingo ad describes cecil and carlos’ relationship abstractly….. also cecil learning yiddish— very good
10. Aw Steve telling Cecil to be nicer :)
11. HELLO???? I too have become Other bestie
12. Such shade at the media I’m loving it omg— feels out of place tho I’m trying to contextualize it in the show.
13. HUNTOKAR — the way she cut cecil off 😩😩 girlboss of the century. IS HE gonna REMEMBER HER?????
14. THIS MUSIC IS A BOP nothing but boos recently damn.
15. removed from the burden of chronology — thats dope
16. A story is never for the listener— ITS ABOUT THE ONE WHO TELLS
17. WHAT IS GOING ON no way it ended like that i feel like they ended it suuuuper early no?
18. Wait Cecil being a gooD BAKER CONFIRMED but by night vales standards trash i guess
in conclusion:
well— not sure how i feel!
DEFINITELY interested in huntokar being BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! This whole episode just made me feel like huntokar and cecil are connected in some way — which i can elaborate on if anyone wants.
idk! it was a good episode! definitely NOT what i thought it was gonna be tho let me tell u lmao — the idea of giving up chronology is in essence what wtnv is all about so it was cool the theme of this episode was abt that. i have a lot of thoughts………. hmmm…… I also feel like passage of time is a large part of this again, cecil mentioned it (oof) and huntokar mentioned it and not to mention night vale was living Out of the Bounds of time prior to time starting again and now huntokar is BACK. So who knows! Not me! I have a lot of thoughts— feel free to chat :o)
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reaction to the new WTNV episode because I saw someone else do this with another episode and I’m excited and unoriginal
spoiler warning under the cut, obviously
NEW WTNV EPISODE LET’S DO THIS
oh I was preparing myself with the intense music and it was just an ad HAHDGABS
fuck yeah, Halloween supremacy
this is making me sad that I’m Bri ish 💔 I want WTNV merchh
WOO EPISODE START OKAY
SILAS BUDDY YOU OKAY?
😟😰
“more like duck, because you’re a quack 🙄” he’s an asshole but he’s a funny asshole oh my god
Cecil’s just trying to help ):
“you never listen” he. he can’t.
SILAS IT’S NOT HIS FAULT HE CAN’T HEAR YOU
nine years?? oh shit that’s so long 😟
being Silas must actually be terrifying. still hate him tho 🙄
did he just call me a whore
oh okay he said horror
mf be angry at yourself not the witch (I don’t wanna spell her name wrong)
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU TOOK HER, YOU WERE STILL SHITTY OH MY GOD
annoying mf
“why?” MF SHE TOLD YOU WHY BEFORE SHE DID THIS
STATION MANAGEMENT CAN HEAR HIM??
I mean they’re not wrong, he’s here because he deserves it
OHO EXPLANATION FOR THE KITTENS
“she was MY woman” EW STFU THIS IS WHY YOU’RE A CAT
you would have lost respect for her for … being pregnant? WHAT.
you ARE being a misogynist again.
“I love women :D” yeah okay 🙄
“sometimes narcissism expresses itself as sexism” or maybe you just do both
he’s transphobic too?? I KNEW IT
“she’s pretending not to know me again” good.
“I think he just needs people to talk to” wait that’s so sad
“Mixtape really was a good name” AWWW
GUILT YES HE’S LEARNING
you spit in her face first 🙄
YES YES CORRECT
took you long enough to get it
it’s not Cecil’s fault oh my godd
HIS CECIL IMPRESSION HSNWGDNABD
WAIT THAT’S HER?? YOOO
I still hate him but he sounds so scared ):
“I love you children 🥺🥺 will you miss me?” *funky music starts* LMAOSHAJSHSBR
okay but fr I almost feel bad for him
this song is a bop tho ngl
💃🕺
I feel like he’s gonna be reunited with Sandrene (is that how you spell it? sorry if I got it wrong) but idk if she’ll change him back, if she does he’ll have learned his lesson but it doesn’t seem like he’s gonna tbh
okay weather’s over
IS THIS A LAST MEAL THING OH NO
“am I making that up?” nah that’s just a regular Tuesday in Night Vale
THAT’S HOW SHE FELT. THAT’S EXACTLY HOW SHE FELT WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING IT
sometimes a family is three kittens and their father who was cursed to spend eternity in the body of a cat for being a misogynistic bastard
YESS UNDERSTAND PLEASE
YES IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU’RE LEARNING
holy fuck
okay so is he just gonna keep living as Khoshekh if he gets better??
nooo I don’t want the episode to end ):
there’d better be more about him next episode or I’m rioting /J
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kuekyuuq · 3 years
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Q: Do we actually have any canon concept of how long Kara was stuck in the Phantom Zone?
[I answered this to a post, and decided the topic was worth its own - slightly edited - posting.]
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Whee~ I love turning fictional shows into a science-project!! 
 So, for how long did Kara stay in the Phantom Zone?
Upfront, the question is a bit misleading, as “time does not exist in the Phantom Zone”. What that means, canonically? Dunno... My head-canon is, that time as a concept is not per se perceivable or at least measurable in the PZ. However, clearly duration exists (a perceived order of events; event A happened before event C and B in the middle - and/or in the absence of events, the ‘sensation’ of un-measurable eternity [and equally nothingness/suddenness]).
However, Kara seems to experience quite a lot of things that are more or less shown to happen parallel to the events on Earth-Prime, which I will use as reference. I looked for mentions of time, daylight / nighttime settings, and wardrobe-changes, based on the assumption that characters (outside of superhero’ing) change their casual wardrobe not more or less than once a day (esp. Lena - at least pre-unemployment - and Andrea). So, here we go:
Any and all references (feel free to comment and add) to passage of time inside the Phantom Zone and on Earth-Prime while Kara was inside the Phantom Zone:
6x01 At the end of the episode, the next morning is shown (considering Andrea only just notices Kara is not there and refers to her father’s financial crash) Later Lena says about Myriad "[...] I did use it one last time tonight" only after that, we see Kara waking up (for the first time?) in the PZ = one whole day has passed (on Earth)
6x02 Starts presumably the same evening (grabbing Silas) Next morning Nia and William get assigned to Lex's trial, Andrea later visits Lena, Lillian visits Lena, Lena testifies against Lex.. [Aside: We may assume Lex is high-profile enough, his trial is happening a day after he was brought in(?)... is fiction, okay? ...the rushed job may or may not explain the verdict :( ] Silas did mention it would take him even longer than a week to get his portal working, but he had been talked into trying to get it done by sundown. And Kelly says “that’s more than anyone could have pulled of in a day” to Alex’s efforts to get Kara back asap. Kara is rejoined with her father. ...further, judging by everyone's wardrobe: = one full day passed
6x03 J'onn refers to letting the Phantom into their world / events of 6x02 as "I acted on my emotions yesterday." Kelly says "Look, I know it's not the same thing but yesterday, when I was in my own despair about what happened at Obsidian..." Kara says: "Until yesterday, I thought my father was dead." 
6x04 Alex sacrificing the crystal to save people over Kara happened within one day
6x05&6x06 3 days passed during Nia and Brainy's time-travel
6x07 2 hours of traveling inside the PZ :P Kelly, referring to events in 6x03: "Last week, you brought me flowers and asked me to move in with you" [Aside: We don't know if/when weekends happen, so if let’s say, that episode’s events happened canonically on a Monday, and the referred to events on a Thursday, only like 3-4 days would have passed and the statement of ‘last week’ would still be valid. Either that, or I missed a day or two between 6x04 & the intro of 6x05...]
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7 days / one week seems to have passed on Earth. Kara referring to finding her father possibly matches up (her inner clock may still, at least at the beginning of her stay, have been in tune with the outside world), but cuts may or may not suggest, her subjective “duration” of her stay in the PZ was less long (maybe 3-4 days?), yet at also felt much, much longer...
I hope, that helps, or at least gives some indication as of how to interpret what the show depicted... (although, my personal take is, that the show doesn’t really know itself... soooo....) [Edit] I’ve been made aware, that between 6x01 and 6x02 William’s injury seems to have healed - although, that could be a production error. And how both, finding someone with Silas’ skill set and the preparations for Lex’s trial should have taken longer than a day, up to a week.  Usually, an episode of the show spans several days and/or is set about a week after the previous one (x-parters notwithstanding). Technically, this could also have been the case here. However... Alex’ and Jonnz’ kept depicting urgency, and the way how in the following episodes characters keep referring to previous episodes’ events as “yesterday” implies to me, personally, that events did unfold rather quickly during Kara’s “time” in the Phantom Zone.  If it had been about a week, however, it would mean, that Kara’s perceived time in the Phantom Zone was either even shorter than the time that had passed on Earth-Prime... or she had spent the equivalent of several days getting haunted by Phantoms before Zor-El took her to his cave... - Which I am not against, drama-wise! (Me thinks, tho, that her “No, no, no, not again!” indicates a 2nd, 3rd or maybe even fourth Phantom-attack, not a several days’ worth - seeing how Phantoms are seen showing up quickly once ppl roam about - after several ‘days’, IMO, she may have reacted much more resigned and less, dare I say, surprised? In my mind, act-first-think-later Kara pretty much spend her first ‘day’ in the PZ actively searching for a way out herself, and therefore somewhat added to her Phantom-encounter-count to merit that reaction... she still appears rather inexperienced and ignorant later when walking outside with others.)
But, again, the characters, their attitudes, how the following episodes seem to tie in back to back with another and by statements made (see above) only so ‘little’ time passed in the rest of the arc, and ...I can find no actual proof for a longer time-span at this or any other point. Meantime: William’s injury had been cauterized, he isn’t seen moving a lot without his arm-sling; Lex is high-profile; M’gann is very well connected in the alien-scene. And most importantly: Can anyone imagine Alex twiddling her thumbs for several days while her sister is in the Phantom Zone?
So, I take the liberty to stick to my above estimate - but feel free to add up to another week to your own count, between 6x01 and 6x02. :) Also, feel free to convince me and help me get this timeline more accurate! ❤
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frasier-crane-style · 3 years
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Watching Snyder League
-Diana literally vaporizes a guy armed with nothing but an assault rifle.
-Also, these have gotta be like the dumbest terrorists. Their plan:
A. Send multiple armed gunmen to take hostages.
B. Stall for time
C. Set off a suitcase bomb on a one minute countdown (why not just set it off immediately? It's In The Script)
You have a suitcase bomb--just park a car somewhere, set the timer, leave it in the trunk, and walk away. You can kill as many people as you want without losing any of your own guys.
-Superman's scream sends out five separate shockwaves. Which makes me think the guy's milking it, personally.
- I'm amused that both SOP for the Amazons is having, like, fifty people standing around guarding the Mother Box. AND that they don't ramp up security after it wakes up.
- And there's this system of burying the Mother Box.  Which 1. seems like the only way to get there in the first place is to teleport in. What good is this system against a teleporter?
2. It takes six guards to suicide themselves by knocking down pillars, which seems like--in five thousand years, you couldn't come up with something where you just pull a level from twenty feet away?
This is the problem with the Amazons. They're all women, so none of them go into STEM fields.
- It's also real weird that this Bruce Wayne doesn't even try to hide that he's Batman. He just walks right up to Aquaman and goes "hey, Bruce Wayne, I'm also Batman." And remember, he's getting the Justice League together entirely based on a hunch. At least in Josstice League, there were Parademons all up in Gotham.
- And should I even bother to ask why Darkseid's people can't just bring three new Mother Boxes to Earth? Are those the only three? If so, you'd think they'd try to get them back sooner. Like, A LOT sooner.
- Okay, this was supposed to come out one year before Infinity War, but still, it was pretty obvious what Marvel was doing with Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet. They had to know they were inviting comparisons.
-I love the implication, tho, that Darkseid just lost track of the Mother Boxes and just... no one realized they were back on Earth. And they have Parademons that can specifically sniff out the Mother Boxes. 
-And if Superman dying was such a momentous occasion that it woke up a Mother Box, why not the Old Gods dying? Why not Ares dying? Wouldn't that have left Earth just as undefended?
-I have no idea why any of this is happening a couple years after Superman debuted and then died and not in, like, 1446.
-Are the Mother Boxes like finicky computers? Do you need to turn them off and on again? When Superman showed up, did they shut down for real, and then he died, so they came back on for real? Is it like a Windows 95 thing, where you can't JUST turn the computer off, you have to go to the start menu and press Shutdown and then wait for it to close up shop?
-It’s so weird that this is supposed to be a Dark, Mature Adaptation For Adults! And it doesn’t have the same basic logic you’d get from an episode of Power Rangers. 
-So. Much. Daddy issues.
-Please stop letting Ezra Miller improv.
-They cast like the gayest man in America to play the one guy with a love interest.
-Diana: "I lost someone I loved once." Well, twice, but who's counting?
-All those reshoots and they couldn't get Amber Heard to knock off the British accent?
-Why is Desaad, of all people, Darkseid’s dragon? Is it just because they were rifling through all the Fourth World saga to find the few guys with scary names instead of Granny Goodness or Virman Vundabar?
- And they really play up Darkseid appearing to Steppenwolf, but we've not only already seen him in the big flashback, we saw him get his ass kicked by Zeus of all people.
- And the whole thing where Steppenwolf is part of Darkseid's 'family' really isn't helping the Thanos-Nebula-Gamora comparison.
-It's weird to introduce Darkseid as the guy who was already beaten once. Wouldn't it make more sense that Steppenwulf was the guy who lost, and that allowed Darkseid to take over, and now he's trying to redeem himself for his defeat? Or that Darkseid was never defeated at all, but someone stole the Anti-Life Equation from him and hid it on Earth? Something. Instead, it’s literally just randomly burnt into the crust of the Earth, Darkseid discovers it, then forgets all about it for reasons the movie doesn’t get into despite being four damn hours long.
-It’s only the central plot, whatever, forget about it.
- Pretty sure Kal eye-lasered a couple Army guys to death after he was resurrected, not that he ever gives a shit.
-Third big reveal of Darkseid. Come on, you've shown him three times now. We've heard him talk.
-And this does the same thing as Josstice League with Superman being more powerful than the rest of the JLA put together. Here, he even no-sells Steppenwolf's axe. He just lets it hit him and it doesn’t do shit. So Doomsday could kill him, but Steppenwolf can't even scratch him. And yet Wonder Woman seems pretty evenly matched with both, if not outclassed by Steppenwolf.
-Barry Allen spends the whole climax running in a circle. And he fails at it! Dude's really retarded when he doesn't have Team STAR Labs cheering him on.
-He also casually travels back in time to undo his side getting a Game Over, which makes you wonder how any conflict in this universe can ever have any stakes. Say what you will about Endgame, but at least they explain why time travel can’t solve every problem they ever have.
-Hell, the Mother Boxes can bring people back to life. The example used is literally “it can turn smoke back into a house.” Why not bring Joe Morton back to life? He did a good job in T2, c’mon.
-Speaking of, according to TV Tropes, Ray Fisher got to come up with his own backstory for Cyborg (”I don't praise Chris Terrio and Zack Snyder for simply putting me in Justice League. I praise them for EMPOWERING me (a black man with no film credits to his name) with a seat at the creative table and input on the framing of the Stones before there was even a script!”), which makes it kinda hilarious that this movie’s characterization of Cyborg is that he’s a genius sports hero who also loves helping out the underprivileged.
-AND his big conflict with his dad is that Silas Stone was never there for him, as literally represented by there being an empty seat next to his mom at Vic’s big sportsball game. So apparently the black experience is indistinguishable from Austin Powers In Goldmember. Who knew?
-What else? It's weird that the narrative tries to put some importance in Martha Kent, but then in her big scene with Lois, she's really Martian Manhunter (not kidding) and when Superman is resurrected, he hears encouraging words ONLY from Jor-El and Jonathan. All she really contributes to the story is hugging Superman after he comes back.
-Also, Batman spends a lot of time in the climax shooting people with a rifle. They're bug people and it's, like, a Halo rifle, but still. You can tell Snyder's just chomping at the bit to have Batman carry around a Colt Commando.
-They give no shits about secret identities in this, so why do they still bother with putting a shitty distortion effect on Batfleck's voice? He has a pretty good Batman voice outside the suit, but once he puts it on, he starts sounding like he's giving a blowjob to Daft Punk.
-One of the movie’s, like, four cliffhangers is Lex Luthor telling Deathstroke about Batman’s secret identity, because Deathstroke has a private vendetta against Batman and is out to get him. Of all the Bat rogues who are solely motivated by taking out Batman--why choose Deathstroke, the guy that’s just a mercenary for hire, to characterize as simply hating Batman? (They also imply Batman took out Deathstroke’s eye and THAT’S the big feud between him and--guys. C’mon. This was really supposed to be a whole movie of Deathstroke getting revenge for his eye?)
- The movie ends with them making Wayne Manor the JLA headquarters--God, just tell me if secret identities matter or not.
-Did we really need two ‘beyond the impossible’ scenes back to back, one for Cyborg and one for the Flash?
-Oh, it’s not Arkham Asylum, it’s ‘Arkham Home For The Emotionally Troubled.’ Was this supposed to be one of those Arrowverse things where they call it Starling City for a while, only to rebrand it Star City because that’s somehow better than just calling it Star City in the first place?
- "[Snyder] also said that the reason Darkseid lost track of which world the Mother Boxes were left on was because he was gravely injured and their forces sent limping away, and upon returning to Apokolips had to fight a civil war for the throne (possibly the event hinted where Steppenwolf betrayed him), wherein their records were lost." Imagine having a movie four hours long and not explaining the fucking backstory.
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Season 5 Lucifer
welcome to my unsolicited thoughts about Season 5 of Lucifer.  
as an avid and veteran series binger AND a talker-while-watching-a-movie-or-series-but-does-not-want-to-spoil-anything-for-my-friends type of person, i have finally dedicated a space and found a good way to let all my thoughts out as i watch a movie or series when i am alone when i can’t bother a lot of people because (1) they don’t want to be bothered and (2) i don’t want to spoil things for them.
so here are my thoughts, and of course, SPOILERS AHEAD.
BTW, i LOVED all of Lucifer! but this season was a slow burn for me. 
ep1
drug scene at Lux; is Amenadiel mean now?
so is Lucifer himself in his own hell loop when he became the ruler of hell? his own guilt towards his father? idk (to be frank, i don’t remember the past episodes except for the fact that he is now back in hell)
the premise of the first episode is cute!
side note after the title card: i remember how much i loved the soundtrack for Lucifer!
Maze is still hot.
I love how Maze and Chloe’s relationship developed and how they don’t have to use words to communicate.
Amenadiel’s and the Psychologist’s house HAHAHAHA i love it.
is Charlie Jesus? His mom’s faith in front of Ella is like every mom plus every religious person ever haha
YES. ELLA. YOU. DESERVE. A. GOOD. GUY.
self-improvement is now a meme, huh?
Dan is me.
comment on drug scene: Amenadiel is still the same, haha!
Maze and the card, haha!
how was the guy in the mask face (did i just say mask face?) blurred but in the party, Los Angeles was in perfect accuracy. excuse me.
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coming out of the dead: “oh sorry, that’s so gross!” LORDT HAHA
love you, Charlie! hope you don’t feel like you have to perform because your mom expects a lot from you and that’s so ironic because she’s a psychologist!
Dan’s speeches about parenting: i get it tho, parents try to love their child, sometimes, they just don’t know how
also, i think it’s the sister but Chloe’s just a softie
lol Maze is jealous that Chloe got to talk to Lucifer and trying to say that they don’t need Lucifer.
OOF MAZE.
i forgot about what happened with Eve.
GUYS THE MURDERER IS LITERALLY GOING TO ESCAPE.
the amount of projection as defense mechanism in this episode is too much it feels like it’s too on the nose.
but i do love the parallel between what’s happening on Earth and in hell.
the amount of layers in this question either it’s Lucifer’s or his or his sister’s (assuming it is his sister who was behind his murder)
ok apparently it’s not his sister.
me in law school:
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sana all kaya kang mahalin na babalik from hell. kilig aq.
also, after all these years, Lucifer’s house has been so clean!!! wala man lang alikabok
if she’ll be fine without him then who tf is that?
ok i read the synopsis for the next couple of episodes. i don’t like spoilers. don’t make the same mistake.
ep2
i’m Ella when it comes to my friends’ special people HAHA
also, i love the slight lean to one side to show us that this is not the real Lucifer.
why does he have to be naked???
it’s so funny for me how they have to reestablish him. LUCIFER NEVER LIES HAHAHAHAHA yes we can remember now after you repeated it 3x.
ALSO WHY IS EVERYTHING TO ON THE NOSE. EVERY SECOND IS A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING. was it always like this?
Oh Michael. Nice. Was he an archer? We love the American accent.
how can Amenadiel not know that was Michael? GANON KA IDENTICAL SIZ?
we love the unnecessary car chase just to  reinstate the fact that this is a crime show
that slomo with the wings!!!
also everything is so slow with this show!!! idk why but everything feels just a little bit slower (or maybe i just want lucifer and chloe to be together? idk)
gwapo ni lucifer nung nagmomol sila ni Maze pls
cringe ng elevator scene
ykw. i think it’s because i like the lucifer character that’s why i’m impatient. he hasn’t been appearing the way i want him to.
see. you don’t have to remind me so much about the show because i know he was supposed to say “what is it that you truly desire” not fear. I FEEL LIKE THIS SEASON IS DUMBING THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED THE SHOW FOR SO LONG. okay sige.
either she knows it’s not him or SHE’S REALLY THAT NICE AND POWERFUL OF A HUMAN BEING.
oh i’ve been questioning whether they had sex already and this episode answered my question
CRINGE coffee scene: the spoon???
random question: are angels virgins? so is Michael a virgin?
what kind of a person would just go deep on someone else’s pocket just because they ran out of money?
knew it Maze won’t do Chloe dirty like that!
thanks Chloe. u know better than that. (full disclosure: I THOUGHT SHE WAS ACTING BADLY APPARENTLY A GOOD ACTOR CAN ACT BADLY TO PROVE A POINT?)
literally just liked it and now there’s a new secret that was said too soon.
God baka naman pwede mo ko gawing Chloe Decker char.
AH so interesting. Lucifer = Desire. Michael = Fear. Too on the nose again but that time, i needed the guidance because i am a dumbass.
God ain’t raising his children right!
ep3
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yes explain everything to me it’s literally not like we have been binging this show for 2 hours straight
see, the Lucifer character is really endearing. i’m enjoying myself again hahaha. (well, i guess Lucifer when he’s with Chloe?)
can i just say that Tom Ellis was born for that role. he fits is so well that him acting as his own twin doesn’t sit well with me.
i just feel like this show was written by a psychologist who liked watching murder shows.
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it’s Lucifer, Chloe!!! siya yon.
ep4
love Lucifer-Chloe tandem!
we love how the actors can sing and the show gives them a chance...
one thought: is everyone going to play a double of who they are?
also is Maze the daughter of Lucifer?
i love how they’re transcending mediums, reminds me of Community with their random episodes.
there you go, Chloe’s doing the double acting too.
Now it’s Linda. (so maybe this is the episode i was asking about earlier).
Now it’s Ella.
omg is this why i loved fleabag, it took forever for the Priest and Fleabag to finally do it? no. i just love the Priest.
Charlotte’s back! and the distance from the table shows how not okay they are. okay.
green screen while driving i love it.
now, Daniel!
we love gender fluidity? i guess. i’m not sure how you call it but i appreciate.
Lilith’s dress for the second song. OMG.
there again to make us dumb. after we just watched the whole thing happen, they retell the whole story again. damn. they think we dumb.
literally this season is making every girl kiss Chloe.
why did she blow the ring? was that her life?
what’s that song in the end?
OH that was the reason why she was retelling everything.
damn celestial beings are the worst parents.
ep5
i wanna be Dr. Linda Martin please.
i appreciate Lucifer wearing the bracelet until now. (but i expected nothing less)
i’ve always loved how people reacted to Amenadiel. he always seemed nerdy but these are times where he truly shine and im so happy.
i forgot.  i think i was showering that time that Michael and Lucifer fought and theyre hella dumb. ok lets go toxic masculinity mixed with daddy issues.
i know they’re too on the nose ABOUT EVERYTHING but i do like the debate about free will and predestination
honestly i don’t know what’s Chloe’s issue is with being made by God probably just because i’m lazy and i just want to lay everything in His hands but coming from a very atheistic perspective where she comes from i kinda get it. i guess my only reasoning why i’m okay with God’s reason is with her is because of my fear of the unknown; my current fear with not knowing my true purpose. at least she got hers! what is she complaining about?
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oh i get it now, but that’s why there’s free will Chloe (or idk, idk how God works; there’s currently no electricity in my house rn. i don’t get how that works even if we pay for our electricity all the time, how am I suppose to know God’s plans?)
but aren’t well created for something else? looking at a selfish perspective, maybe He created all of us just because He wanted to.
wow. literally when the nun kissed Amenadiel, the lights in our house opened up. if that ain’t God. idk who that is.
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wow that’s so interesting.
“There are no shortcuts.” 🥺
he exposed himself i’m interested. what if i were the one to whom that was exposed to... how would i react?
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another sample of them explaining to us WHAT WE ALREADY CAN INFER FROM THE SHOW (the conversation actually continues to dumb it down for the audience) but i get it. it’s religion and fiction built together.
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oh i just cringed i almost vomited with this 
also can i just share these. these are the funniest thing Chloe said on the show.
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ep6
OOF what a horrifying way to start the episode (after the beach fiasco)
they’re holding us. that’s so adorable!!!
ugh. im still cringing.
yes jowa for ella yes pls. ELLA YOU SAID YOU WANT A NICE GUY!!! HE’S THERE!!! i’ll take him if you won’t!
Chloe if you don’t want Lucifer, i’ll take him too!
can i say how proud i am of Chloe and Dan’s relationship. it’s very healthy for what they are. add Lucifer and Dan to that too! we love men.
also the women in this show have bad taste in men. (except for who Linda married, i guess)
we love the seasonal girl’s night!
that whole charlie thing being amused by lucifer’s devil face is the best bit
was it Michael calling? and oh noooo ;(
FUCKEN MICHAEL
ngl i could have waited for another season for them to have sex on season 6 episode 6 but sure have it at season 5.
ep7
we love a person who wakes up and is not pretty. princess anna who? (i mean she is wearing full on make up, but we’re okay with that snore)
Deckerstar!! they made a word for it
our mojo??? does it only work on lucifer or does it work when she does it to others as well, we shall find out.
oh no! Lucifer’s isn’t working at all HAHAHAHA
it’s currently 2:19 AM. i am tired and sleepy.
Dan talking to Charlotte 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Fucking Michael
oh he emphasized archangel Michael. with my limited knowledge being raised Catholic, i was going to ask earlier if he was an archer because he had crooked shoulders. AND I JUST CHECKED. ARCHANGEL MEANS HIGH RANKING ANGEL NOT AN ANGEL WHO’S A FUCKING ARCHER. me being raised Cathlolic means nothing. HAHAHH
now i’m realizing if i see an angel, maybe i won’t be in the situation where i’ll see Amenadiel but Michael
NO NO NO AMENADIEL
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i love this HAHAHAHAHA
knew it. called it! worked on lucifer ONLY. HOW CAN TWO PEOPLE BE THAT MADE FOR EACH OTHER. LORD BAKA NAMAN.
i’m ella shipping them.
THEYRE SPEAKING TAGALOG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
what song was that? “When it hurts, just to breathe” same
The Shining reference no thank you pls
NAAAH i really can’t do horror things especially not with things i truly fear and when i don’t have a curtain on. No thanks.
14:54 and i’m watching again open the lights bro, it’s easier to find clues that way   also i do get that they’re closing it to ensure that the killer is not there but theyre also moving like the killer is not there anyway so better open up the lights! tho i really know nothing about crime solving (i just typed crime solving instead of solving crimes didn’t i)
we stan ella’s healthy relationship!!!
can i just say there was a time where i can’t even say serial killer out loud so this is really hard for me to watch alone
i know that he’s vulnerable around the detective. BUT SHE SAID HE CHOSE TO BE SO BY NOW HE SHOULDN’T BE AFFECTED BY WHAT HE DID.
Fucken Michael.
ep8
how attractive can you be that even in slow motion, you look great.
oh apparently he did not die.
ALSO OO NGA CHLOE. US2 MO SIYA MAMATAY TEH.
CHLOE THE OVERTHINKER but i get it. BUT STILL.
you know that montage of people just studying and it’s now happening to chloe trying to solve a crime. that’s my cinematography goal HAHAHA. it’s been awhile since i’ve been invested in studying like that.
Lucifer can be just so immature some times
is KillShare based off of SkillShare?
also i’m thinking that Chloe was either taken by Michael or Dan or the SK.
that ring of Lucifer on Maze is probably the longest ring someone has waited for.
i love Maze’s eye make up! ALL THE TIME!
if the lady here is not detective and they’re relieved. that’s just fucked up, man. they were slightly relieved. that’s good acting HAHAHAHAHA.
I’M JUST PRAYING TO GOD THAT PETE REALLY IS A GOOD GUY AND NOT THE SERIAL KILLER COZ I CAN’T HATE THAT GUY PLEASE. the key and the research!!! WTF. stop trying to be smart, show!!!
his mojo is back, does that mean Chloe is gone? 😢
OH AFTER THE TAPES, I THINK IT IS THE BOYFRIEND. DAMN SHE’S REALLY INTO BAD MEN, ISN’T SHE?
I’M SO SCARED. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
THE FLOWERS ARE FRIGGIN KILLING ME.
kamukha niya pa si Penn Badgley, nice.
DOES HE GENUINELY LIKE HER OR IS THE KISS TO THROW HER OFF GUARD.
AH NO. i think he genuinely likes her. except that she... you know found that he’s a fucking murderer
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HAHAHA PETE
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right??? why does this show have to say everything out loud like don’t already know.
oh he just used her but then he liked her. idk. the way he speaks too, so nonchalant.
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preach, ELLA!!!! shout out to those who had crappy childhoods and are not serial killers! that’s the bare minimum i guess.
go, Ella!!! know your worth!
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lol made me love Pete, he’s funny.
ok my assumptions were right-ish.
HAHAHA, his american accent.
his choosing to be bot vulnerable around her anymore, Michael, i think is a way of him staying alive for Chloe but ofc Chloe will think that Lucifer would rather have his vulnerability than to be with her.
baka di lang love language ni Lucifer words of affirmation, okay! HE SAVED HER LIFE SO MANY TIMES AND NOW SHE’S DOUBTING BECAUSE HE HASN’T SAID I LOVE YOU YET??? SIZ. HE LITERALLY LEFT HELL FOR YOU.
MICHAEL STOP. Michael the shit stirrer. we all have that one friend.
awa me kay Maze. she’s like a lost dog throughout the show.
does Michael want to be God?
skipped thru the speech. cringe.
what’s Amenadiel’s problem with his child having a normal cold? what’s wrong if he’s a mere mortal?
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHO’W SO INSECURE. i get so annoyed every time Chloe’s mad that Lucifer doesn’t get what he wants
it’s just that i resonate with Lucifer. it’s hard for me to say i love you and now i think Amenadiel stopped time.
oh. i thought Amenadiel’s fears about Charlie being mortal was superficial, i just realized that he was afraid that his child was going to die. but, he can take him to heaven like what he did with Charlotte, right?
oh Michael.
MAZE! MICHAEL IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!!! you’re fine! i don’t have a soul either.
celestial beings and their daddy issues and inability to communicate with one another and the desire to fight it out as if that’s the solution
HOTTEST BROTHERS EVER DAMN.
itong si God ngayon lang magpapakita anuna siz.
WHY ISN’T HE PLAYED BY MORGAN FREEMAN BUT OK.
CLIFFHANGER!!! IM MAD.
ep 8 should have been called blueballz tbh
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tellywoodtrash · 5 years
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sanjivani 15.10.19 lb
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rahil playing cuuuuuuuuuupid.
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this one’s getting antsy again. and not in a good way. 
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why do i always end up falling for these kunals playing sassy poets (who are sadly relegated to playing supporting) in every damn show????? i really have a type huh?????
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ouff this one's idk what what insecurities and complexes are jaaging.
siddhant’s mental issues be like....
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ugh.
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pft. i hate him so much. (also, whatcha wanna bet that once she gets mad at this bribery attempt, he'll be like oh no this isn't for you.)
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yeah knew it.
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man gtfo here with your manipulative bs.
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"i'm..... not interested mr. vardhan. iss liye mujhe baar baar uncomfortable feel karwaana bandh kijiye." OH DAMN. HAVEN'T SEEN A CLEARER REFUSAL IN TELLYWOOD EVER.
but watch them go ahead and invalidate it within an episode or two, because ladki ki naaaaaaa mein hi toh haaaaan chupi hoti haiiiiiiii!
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UGH DIE IN A FIRE MAN.
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lmaooooo rahil is STILL shouting bad shayari at sid. i love this idiot so much.
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is this asshole JUST realising that she's in love with him rn? OH MY GOD SID YOU ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING DUMBEST.
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rahil literally like ok i'm tired of telling you everyday, this is getting real boring for me now, please just do something already.
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woop.
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OH ANJALI. REALIZE YOUR GAY LOVE FOR JUHI ALREADY AND MAKE THIS SHOW BETTER.
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OH ANJALI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCKING HELL.
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oh boy, this one is quoting back shayari at him. iske andar ka ypntkh waala siddhant jaag gaya, who has to use bhaari bharkam literature to win intellectual arguments.
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jesus what kinda sad boy bulllllllllshit.
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meanwhile, idhar..........
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chandni is hella cute, my dudes. iss scene mein asha waala accent bhi achcha hai. bas barkaraar rahe, instead of disappearing every other scene.
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rahil is us, horrified at learning the extent of sid's mental issues......... hain, pata tha. PAR ITNAAAAAA??? re devaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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but also this scene is just sooooooooo overdramatic in tone. so outta sync for the rest of this show.
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oh yeah, i really like chandni. she's mega cute.
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rahil trying to backtrack but masti mazaak zyaada ho gaya.
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like getting out of a beanbag isn't already hard enough on your own?
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also lol how awkward must it have been to film this? i saw a bts and it seemed like surbhi had to keep squirming on top of namit for like a relentlessly long time. i could never have been an actor. ever.
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oh sid.
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"tum na, thoda for granted le rahi ho humare iss relationship ko. main tumhara senior hoon, toh jab tak koi medical emergency na ho mere aas paas aake itna free mat hua karo."
OMFG BITCHHHHHHHHHHHH KAUN KISKE SAATH FREE HO RAHA THA
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alexa, play achcha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka.
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what ateeet? is this about your najaayaz thing or jfc, is there a raima type situation here too? abbe yaar, you assholes and your goddamned ateets. WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS JUST GET THERAPY??????? GOING AROUND UNLOADING YOUR BS ON UNSUSPECTING INNOCENTS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR OWN PARENTAL ISSUES AND THE PATRIARCHY TO DEAL WITH ALREADY, WITHOUT YOUR ADDED FUCKERY THAT YOU PROJECT ON TO US.
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god i am sooooooooooooooooooo glad ishani has asha. GIRL LOVE!!!!!!!!!! THE PUREST THERE IS AND WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE WHEN ALL GOES TO SHIT!!!!!!
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painkiller ka injection for whom???? for some patient or......? coz filhaal toh painkiller ki zaroorat toh isko hai. seedha central line hi daal do, to deliver it straight to his heart.
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lmaooooooooooooooo overdramatic siddhu like "painkiller se bhi yeh dard nahi jayega, sister. yeh dard kabhiiiii nahi jayega."
idk siddhu, have you tried tramadol? that shit gooooooooood. 
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nurse is like bitch i'm talking about a patient, not whatever the fuck dumbass issues you're having rn.
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great, ishani has moved right on to having a panic attack. satyanaaaaaaash ho tera, siddhant. iss ladki ko kya kam masle the, ki tune free-fund mein aake do darjan aur de diye????
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asha gonna start crying too. lord, men are honestly the worst.
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ishani is all i've been alone all my life i don't wanna lose dr. sid and asha's like bitch tf am i here for then???
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ishani is all about that heterosexual nonsense though. pachtaogi, behen. sisters before stupidass misters.
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oh boy asha, your dadi was wrong. hella wrong. please don't kasssssske pakadofy the people you love. like hold them gently and let them know you're there for them; don't fucking forcibly tie them to yourself and stifle the fuck outta them and call that shit "pyaar".
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that's all this one needed to hear tho. ohhhhh boy.
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lbr tho, this is ishani’s *REAL* love story. team #IshAsh for liiiiife.
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lmaoooooooo ishani continues to be a straight disaster (pun intended) by running riiiiiiiight into a glass door.
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wtf is a "badkismati ka saaya"; bitch i'll kill you. 😒😒😒
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Top 5 favourite characters: Caroline, Bonnie, Qetsiyah, Tyler, and Klaus (if we include TO Klaus raises to number 2, but here I’m talking exclusively about his run in TVD).
Other characters you like: Lily, Kai, Anna, Katherine, Silas, Vicky, Jeremy, Dorian, Liz, Oscar, Jesse, Carol, Uncle John, Isobel, Pearl, Grams... I loved so, so many dead people in this show xDD
Least favourite characters: Mattttttt. Ugh.
Otps: Caroline/Klaus, Bonnie/Kai, Qetsiyah/Silas, Bonnie/Kai, Caroline/Katherine, Caroline/Tyler, Caroline/Stefan, Anna/Jeremy...
Notps: Caroline/Matt, Bonnie/Elena. I disliked others, but those are the ones that make me raaaaage.
Favourite friendships: I ended up loving Bonnie & Damon’s relationship.
Favourite family: Caroline & Liz!
Favourite episodes: Caroline’s off-switch episode, the series finale, Qetsiyah’s triumph, Elena’s off-switch episode, the last two episodes of s3, the one where Caroline confronts Elena about the sire bond, KC’s blood sharing, basically almsot the entirety of s6...
Favourite season/book/movie: s6, but followed really closely by s8.
Favourite quotes: there’s waaaaay too many. I’m going with Caroline’s “Yeah, it is [a competition]” and Klaus’ extra cynic speech about humanity~~, since they made me fall in love with them.
Best musical moment: Caroline singing in Liz’s funeral *sniffs*
Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: the finale. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing :DD
When it really disappointed you: when Bonnie and Kai didn’t make out on my screen.
Saddest moment: I still get a lot of feels about Forwood’s breakup.
Most well done character death: Liz’s.
Favourite guest star: Kai. He’s da best.
Favourite cast member: idk them lol (Candice had some interesting interviews. The dudes were largely all assholes -minus Trevino and McQueen).
Character you wish was still alive: TYLER. My bby :(
One thing you hope really happens: cameos from the cast in Legacies lol. Caroline, in particular. I want to see her interact with the twins and with Hope.
Most shocking twist: sometimes I think back to the s3 finale and I can’t believe what I saw lol. Extremely IC and consistent, but still. STEFAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I mean that literally. Like, what has to go on in someone’s brain to do what you did o.0
When did you start watching/reading?: very early in the beginning. I think there were maybe a few episodes out?
Best animal/creature: vampires make the law of the land, lbr.
Favourite location: MF is a beautiful town and everything interesting happens there. You couldn’t pay me to visit tho xD
Trope you wish they would stop using: how many times did Bonnie die again?
One thing this show/book/film does better than others: its honesty about humanity is one of my favourite things. But most of all, I do think it’s one show that really turned things upside down in terms of structure. The ending would’ve been unthinkable to anyone who’d just watched s1, IMO.
Funniest moments: the dark humour was on point. I especially loved off-switch Caroline and Kai’s brands.
Couple you would like to see: BONNIE AND KAI SHOULD’VE FORKED.
Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: n/a.
Favourite outfit: so so many. But I’m going with the KC dress Because.
Favourite item: the KC check xDD
Do you own anything related to this show/book/film?: nope. I barely own merch of anything. I’d like to have some though.
What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: vampire pls. Better chance of survival, and it’s a good deal lbr.
Most boring plotline: s7. Borenzo in particular. Like, why.
Most laughably bad moment: Ian S.’s eye acting. IT WAS WEIRD.
Best flashback/flashfoward if any: I love the s1/2 flashbacks with Katherine and the Salvabros.
Most layered character: at this point I’m divided between Caroline and Stefan and I’m clacking at the thought. Who would’ve thunk.
Most one dimensional character: Enzo. Who cares.
Scariest moment: off-switch Caroline was creepy af.
Grossest moment: these vampires don’t know how to eat and make everything a mess.
Best looking male: Jesse.
Best looking female: Bonnie.
Who you’re crushing on (if any): I would’ve crushed on Anna. Or Liv. Or Nora. And definitely Lily xD (MILFs >>>>)
Favourite cast moment: all I can think rn is when Chris Wood & some dudes from TO dance a Backstreet Boys song xD
Favourite transportation: vamp speed.
Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): all the woods scenes. One of my faves is when Caroline killed 12 people in front of Stefan & Klaus lol.
Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: n/a.
Best promo: n/a.
At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: my problem is that I feel for Caroline almost immediately and I was lost xD. The show itself is more complicated, It might’ve been in late s1? In the Miss MF episode.
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eggytoast2 · 5 years
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15 for 15!
I got tagged by @typosandteabags​  (thank ya, ya cutie! 💖) for the fifteen questions and fifteen people!
1. Are you named after anyone?
My first middle name is my mother’s middle name, does that count? 
2. When was the last time you cried?
I think, like, the beginning of this month? It was after watching the Rosa Parks episode of DW ;p 
3. Do you have kids?
Nope! kiddos are not for me, not for a loooooonnnnngggg while 
5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
If they laugh easily, and whether or not they laugh at my self-deprecating humor ;p 
6. What’s your eye color?
They are the dark abyss of a black hole, or just the large vacuum of space in general.  
7. Scary movie or happy ending?
Can I get a happy ending with a side of suspense but not jump-scariness? 
8. Any special talents?
I write my own jams on the ukulele and piano. I’m also a cat whisperer.  Sometimes.  Depends on what the cats are whispering.  Most of the time, they just blink like they’re talkin’ smack. 
9. Where were you born?
Changzhou, Jiangsu province, China
10. What are your hobbies?
I like playing piano, writing, editing photos, making shitposts, and baking! 
11. Do you have any pets?
Two kitty bois, Simon (gray and soft) and Silas (black and floofy).  I’m their favorite human 100% of the times they have favorite humans ;p 
12. What sports do you play/have you played?
I used to be a competitive gymnast! Now, I can no longer do the splits ;p But I’m working on getting them back!
13. How tall are you?
5'2 &1/2" almost 5′3″.  I’m broad-shouldered though, and very loud, so I seem taller than I look. ;p I’m scrappy, so I can still fite and win.  Mebbe. 
14. Favorite subject in school?
Anything that involved creativity, like writing or music and even art! (even tho I’m very bad at drawing ;p
15. Dream job?
Being a successful actor or performing singer/songwriter.  I just want to be able to live off being creative!
I tag: tbh i don’t remember who’s done this/hasn’t, and I don’t wanna bother people, so consider yourself tagged!  im luv u all  💖
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sselleb · 2 years
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Snowpiercer Season 3 (2022)
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Ep 3. Magsisimula ako sa ep3 kasi wala akong comments sa ep1-2 HAHA. While watching yung episode nito, puro "bbm fanatic vibes" yung comment ko sa lahat ng sunud-sunuran ni Mr. Wilford. Haha. Funny rin ni LJ for switching sides. Naisip ko in real life, marami ring ganitong mga tao - will just support kung sinong in power. Pinaka-ayoko ko yung ending tho feel ko intention talaga ng writers na inisin yung mga viewers hahaha. So ayun nga, ang hypocrite ni Layton and team!!! They promote transparency and democracy kuno pero based on white lies pa rin. Galit na galit pa sila kay Melanie dati, ganun rin naman sila. Feel ko nga mas mabigat pa yung "white lie" nila kesa sa white lie ni Melanie nung previous season. I can smell another Wilford reign in the next episodes. Big shoutout to Melanie, sana buhay ka pa, balik ka na pls haha.
Ep 9. Wohooo melanie is back! #TeamMelanie ako honestly lol
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bootlickerhawks · 3 years
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finished watching Akito the Exiled and Boy Oh Boy do I have Thoughts
Overall I'd say that while it wasn't great, it wasn't bad by any measure either. The characters were likable, it provided some interesting world building and the mecha fights were fun and dynamic. My biggest complaint is all the Geass fuckery that makes no sense (but I'll get to that in a bit) and some of the so-called "genius" plans were really fucking stupid.
(Rest under the read-more cuz it got really long)
Cons:
- Julius’ plan is dumb and could have been easily disproven with live footage of the places he supposedly bombed > tho I guess that could lead people to assume the footage is fake.
- I don’t get why Julius’ plan would lead to riots in Europe?? Like I get that the French look for any excuse to protest (that’s our cultural ThingTM) and that there’s supposedly a lot of frustration with the Government but idk the setup was flimsy imo
- Silas’ plan was even fucking dumber > his plan was to prop Leila as a martyr figure and then use her "death" to claim control?? Leila could have easily proven that she was still alive and that Silas was full of shit. I get that Silas is supposed to parallel Napoleon and while that’s an interesting idea in theory the execution falls flat given how fucking stupid Silas is.
- Shin is meh, there was definitely potential but he really did not engage me At All. His geass also makes no fucking sense to me tho that might be cuz it’s “corrupted”??
- Tbh all of the geass related stuff was kinda wack, I dont understand how Leila can have a “fragment of geass”?? It seems so contrived, the writers could have given her a normal contract and then have CC fuck off when she realized that Leila wouldn’t fulfill her death wish (she did it with Mao she could have easily done it with Leila) and then write an excuse abt why she forgot she had one.
The personified collective unconscious?? Silas having a “contract” with the Collective Unconscious?? The space-time rupture in episode 5?? Ashley somehow teleporting in a blue portal?? WHO TELEPORTED ASHLEY??? SUNRISE I NEED ANSWERS
- And what happened to the rest of the castle squad at the end?? We know the main crew + Ashley went to live with the Romani but what abt Anna and co? Like I’m supposed to believe that Anna, the character who talks abt Leila 24/7, wouldn’t have anything to say abt Leila leaving???
- Speaking of Anna, idgaf what the wiki/the staff says she was gay af for Leila, like how am I supposed to believe that Anna had a crush on Yukiya when 90% of her dialogue is her mooning over Leila.
Pros:
- The mecha fights were fucking fantastic, and I really like that the final fight between Akito and Shin just dissolved into sword fighting. I also liked the concept of Shin and Leila's geasses overlapping (?) and causing the ghost intervention and the memory flashes. It was cliche and corny but I'm a sucker for that trope so I'm not complaining.
- The Ryo/Yukiya/Ayano trio was fucking great and I love how they adopted Akito into their family against his will gjvhv
Ryo/Yukiya/Ayano @ Akito:
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I especially loved the moment when Akito was abt to kill Ashley à la kawoshin but they stopped him with the power of Found FamilyTM ;w;
- Ashley was great and I wish we’d seen more of him (I may or may not ship Akito and Ashley sue me :P)
- The moment between Ayano and Jeanne was unexpected but I really liked it. If only more characters in Code Geass took the time to talk to one another so many problems could have been avoided *looks at Lelouch and Suzaku*
- Speaking of Lelouch and Suzaku! It was a nice cameo, they didn't have a big role and I didn't expect them to tho I do think it's a shame that we never saw Akito and Suzaku interact given all the similarities between the two (plus my dumbass shounen brain wants to see who would win in a fight). Leila and Julius would have been another interesting duo to see clash.
It was heartbreaking to see Suzaku finally willing to work w/ Lelouch again to save Nunally only for Rolo to show up to get Lelouch brainwashed (again) 😔 I wish there were more fics that explored how things would have unfolded had Suzaku and Lelouch teamed up post-akito/pre-R2 (btw if you know any fics that explore this idea PLS link them to me 🙏)
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ispeakintypos · 6 years
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okay so I need to scream about dirk gently season finale rn so.....
the episode went so fast (I need to watch it again tomorrow) It was basically the first half was the end of the 2nd season and the second half was setting it up for the 3rd season (however comma if we dont get one I will be sad but it left off on a great note)
now onto thoughts...
- dirk looking crazed and scaring Lt. Assistent into opening Mona’s door was fantastic
- “can you turn into a bug?” “only emotionally”
- ken becoming the villain? honestly an unexpected but absolutely a great thing bc in the beginning he was adamant that he was not a part of this but now he’s smack dab in the middle of it (also rapunzel the best dog)
- friedkin becoming... whatever that is? also unexpected great thing im happy he got some type of redemption still not the best tho he finally is a part of this now too and is starting to understand 
- todd telling off susie was honestly so great because, and its been said a thousand times but, this just shows how hes changed as a person
- adorable child!!!
- unbury your gays!!!! panto and silas alive and kicking (and kissing) and the kingdom is all fine again!!
- todd and amanda happy again!!! im so happy theyre on good terms again with all of the truth this time
- the rowdy 3 are my children??? I love them??? and now rainbow person is with them too!! and amanda wanting them all to wear grey I love it (also amanda and the wand?? interesting) I love that she has to collect the tools and  hope this doesnt start to make her the villain? i dont think it will because that would be too easy and predictable
- farah and tina?? adorable as heck!!! hobbs loves his daughter (tina) and future daughter-in-law (farah) 
- bob and his son scott livin their best lives with the best dog is also the best
- cant wait for scar-face priest, i say sarcastically
- bart is so confused as to why the universe is telling her to kill ken and she is just so dejected and confused now Bart/happiness 2k18
- dirk is gay yall no if/ands/buts about it and uh he and todd should be together just saying 
this show is just absolutely fantastic because everything is really connected and i live for it. I loved this season more than the first because this season seemed so much lighter than the first despite all the doubt and destruction possibly because it was more fantasy themed than last season
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whydecide · 6 years
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A bullet list of why I’m fight max Landis atm
!!!!Don’t read if you haven’t watched the new episode of dirk this will be basically be all spoilers!!!!
Is he playing games with me? You cannot bring back my fucking father Sherlock Hobbs just to possibly kill him again my heart already fucking hurts
If Tina and Hobbs aren’t okay and hanging out next episode with farah obvi cause she’s a queen then someone gone die
Okay you let me believe that panto and Silas were gonna get married and fix everything just to kill them who the FUCK are you?? Hmm???
Just kill Suzie already please? I hate her so much
You’re going to make my son, dirk gently, go to blackwing—his literal hell—alone, you thought I’m going with him idc
the moment where Todd calmed dirk down like bro how are they not in love I honestly can’t see it
If rapunzel dies that’s too far man okay? It’s already too fucking far but honestly I couldn’t handle that
Ken trying to trick Bart into coming into blackwing like I’m fricking glad she didn’t but really? You couldn’t just maybe let ken go to Wendimoor? Just this once for me? (Casual reminder that for the first two months they locked you in a fucking taxi ken, did you forget that? What do you think they’ll do to Bart hmmm??)
I can’t believe that you killed fucking wygar like bro I thought we were friends??? That’s straight up not allowed
NOT ONLY did the two families massacre us, you gave us 5 seconds of hope then smashed it to bits again and straight up
At least let Panto and Silas hold hand when they died Cmon srsly???
Bart did not want to kill people, she was #overit and you had to go make her go and kill and frickin army because okay her bff died because you had to kill him... why couldn’t bart just be the flower girl at Panto and Silas’s wedding that’s allowed you know
If my rowdy, rowdy boys die I will fly to LA with the soul purpose of fighting you in a parking lot at 2am
Priest telling Bart that they were friends.. I think the fuck not
The end clips of our old maybe not aliens like bro that’s not fair you cannot play me like that
I have an emotional attachment to rainbow beast now and so if she does even tho she was chillin in a corner I stg
That’s all for now folks thanks for reading
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