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turntechg-ethead · 22 days

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for the new tumblr era of homestuck i present to you some classic pieces by our old lord

edit: to clarify, this is one of the known toblerone wishes to have been granted in 2019

#homestuck #art #dave strider #dirk strider #davepetasprite^2 #davepetasprite #andrew hussie #but yeah i saw some people around seeing the dirk one for the first time here #never saw dave or davepeta floatin around

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boobstrider · 17 days

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she tries her best to be supportive

#dirk strider #roxy lalonde #homestuck #hs^2 #i guess. this happens in hs2 trust me.#homestuck fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #if u see me swap between roxy's pronouns its because my brain projects onto them sorry

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bootpoot · 4 months

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COMPLETE!!!! dirk is now awesomer

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hurlyburlytopsyturvy · 29 days

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guys… i don’t think he’s doing this for all of us

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slavhew · 11 days

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r/offmychest My girlfriend washed my hair today

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24ck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #jakedirk #admin draws #fanart #bug collection. working on another thing for them rn too and once again recieving massive poison damage #AACCHVHGJH MY FOOT WENT COMPLETELY NUMB I JUST NOTICED RN #Holy FFUCK #OUGHGH WFHAT anyways. wanyways.#do you ever think about how neither of them have felt tender human touch in ages slash EVER #because i do. a lot.#i forgot to include the message at first so now theres 2 versions of this post out there. salute

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devxoid · 6 months

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sins of the father

#(drooling blood) fucked up fambly. i love them sm #dirk strider #ult dirk #dave strider #davebot #rose lalonde #rosebot #homestuck #homestuck 2 #hsbc #devxdraws

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rotaryphoam · 3 months

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Balding Bro: Finale

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kailixart · 7 months

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this is how i imagine they hang out btw

what movie do you think they're watching?

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budgieflitter · 5 months

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WELCOME TO STRANGEVIEW

oh hey its budgieflitter and her swap aus obsession again descriptions are under the cut v

CALIENTE + LOTHARIO = BEAKER When Don got a date with the Caliente sisters, he thought he won a jackpot. What he did not expect, though, was to wake up next morning on an operation table in their basement. Will this test subject last or the sisters will have to look for a replacement soon?

GOTH = SPECTER Turns out not only relatives are buried in local oligarch's graveyard. Ever since Mortimer's wife Bella mysteriously disappeared, he became more reclusive than he already was. She was not the only victim - all of his daughter Cassandra's fiancés seemed to disappear one by one. Will Alexander get used to living with ghosts? Can Cassandra ever find love again?

BROKE + DREAMER = GRUNT Brandi and Darren found comfort in each other after a terrible tragedy struck their families, however it seems this comfort is about to crumble. Darren is determined to reach the stars someday, and Brandi would rather stay close to the ground. Will Dustin and Dirk ever get along? Will little Beau follow his stepfather's footsteps?

PLEASANT = SMITH

Daniel has been fascinated with space ever since his father's Mars expedition hit the news. Good thing he found a woman whose eyes reflect the beauty of the universe itself. Will Mary-Sue get her long-awaited promotion, and can Angela and Lilith make the right choices when it comes to love?

BURB = CURIOUS Jennifer is interested in the vastness of universe, but for a different reason her brother is. Where is she from? What really happened on her father's Mars expedition? Was it anything like the experience her husband went through during his abduction? Maybe the answer is much closer than she thinks.

OLDIE

Oldies have been a long-time residents of Strangeview. Unable to fulfill her role as a Birth Queen, Coral escaped with her beloved with a tiny alien aboard. Will Herb realize that the result of his last mission as a Pollination Technician is somewhere nearby? okayyyy i had so much fun making this. the idea hit me literally yesteday and i was on the rideee hope u enjoy ^_^

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meraki-sunset · 30 days

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It’s a loop!

Guys i have a wacky theory but, BUT, we know Dirk and Rose are creating 2 different new species to compete with each other on Deltritus, Terezi will judge them and the winner gets to play sburb.

We saw many discarded creatures before the big 3-year hiatus, and when it came back we could see one particular creature, a horroterror looking creature, obviously made by rose.

So rose is most likely mixing abyssal creatures with her own DNA to make the ultimate Sburb player.

Acording to the MS Paint Adventures Wiki

“ Rose lalonde was never very involved with the show but purchased a shirt and re-purposed it to fit her tastes, which is quite fitting considering that the Squiddles are, in part, a subconscious reimagining of the Horroterrors and the other monsters in the Furthest Ring.”

NOW, Andrew Hussie once said jokingly that the session that created the A1 (the dancestors’s) universe was played by 48 Squiddles, but later deconfirming its canonicity in Book 4's commentary.

What if they are using that idea again? It’s normal to create stuff, delete it and suddenly dig it out because it can be repurposed for a new idea.

And with the last update confirming Rose’s species to be aquatic I think we’re headed in that direction.

I think Dirk and Rose will make their 2 species, and rose’s will be horroterror-like creatures. They will win the competition against Dirk’s species (idk probably something related to horse puppet ninjas) and a group of them will play the game.

Another instance of the squidles real form being abyssal creatures is the very first creature Dirk creates, maybe foreshadowing the winner of the competition?

Acording to dirk this will be a 4 player session. Which makes the staement of “a 48 squiddles session created Beforus’s universe” false, but still a posible foreshadowing to a more reduced number of the abisal conterpart of the squiddles being responsible for the creation of said universe.

So this Horroterror/squidle people play and win the game, create a universe, and this universe is where Beforus is born (Universe A1), which then gets scratched and creates Alternia (Universe A2), which creates EarthA, the beta kid's home (Universe B1), which also gets scratched and creates EarthB, the alpha kids’s apocaliptical home gobernated by the Condesce (Universe B2), which creates EarthC’s universe, where all the surviving players now live (Universe C), where the Horroterror/squidle people are created, who then win their game, create a universe, and this universe is where Beforus is born(Universe A1) etc, etc, etc.

There’s only five universes, which feed from each other in a wheel that creates and is created by one another. The Alpha timeline, just like a juju, is a perfect cycle and doesn’t have a beginning or end.

There’s no escape, it’s a loop.

#homestuck #homestuck theory #homestuck 2 #homestuck beyond canon #dirk strider #rose lalonde #deltritus #hs #HSBC #hsbc spoilers #spoilers #homestuck 2 spoilers

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whomperish · 25 days

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