#the delusions delusioned here

[gummygowon]

my girl(s) | choi san

word count: 1.27k hehe

genre: fluff bro so much, slight childhood friends to lovers, established relationship, soon to be dad!san x pregnant!reader

warnings: san just worrying too much that he gets exhuasted

song playlist: my girl - the temptations, be my baby - the ronettes, la vie en rose - èdith piaf

author's note: seeing san get heated about how that one husband treats his wife made me think about how sweet and caring san would be in a relationship and then i started playing fifties's music and boom here where we are

choi san was just an absolute gentlemen, it was one of the many reasons why you loved him so much.

you vividly remember when you were younger, san declaring to the dinner table that his wife's hands will never be wet in the future, promising that he will be doing everything for her which impressed all the other neighborhood parents. a few parents joked at him to remember their daughters in the future which you rolled your eyes at. san was obviously bluffing and trying to impress everyone. you found it hard to believe that a man would be able to care so much for his wife like san said.

it was almost laughable how wrong child you was.

san quite literally did everything around the house, always insisting that you go lie down and relax even though he just came home from work. it was definitely a hassle trying to get your husband to relax let alone sit down after dinner since he was always insisting that he did the dishes even if he cooked.

"san, baby go shower," you whisper into his ear while he was doing the dishes, "let me do this. go relax."

instantly turning around in protest, san folds his arms in front of his chest, "no."

"san," you warn, the mother in your voice coming out.

"absolutely not." san protests, standing up even taller to tower over you, "you are my pregnant wife who needs to rest. i need my girls to rest."

"san, we don't even know the gender yet." you argue. it was only today that you found out you were pregnant after you realized that you were two weeks late and sped to the nearest drugstore for a test.

"i know but i think we're having a girl." san says knowing with smile on his face, he was just getting excited at the thought of having a baby girl. "still though, you should rest."

"san, i'm fine, you on the other hand should rest."

"but-"

"who has a eight hour shift at seven am tomorrow baby?"

"i do." san dejectedly answers with a pout on his face. san didn't hate his job as a martial arts instructor but if he had to choose between you and his job, he would choose you without a doubt over and over again.

"i promise when my belly grows you can pamper me all you want but not yet. you still need to take care of yourself before i'm unable to take care of myself."

"promise?" he asks as he intertwined his fingers with you.

"promise." you answer before sealing the deal with a kiss.

a few months later, when the baby bump began to show, san became even more protective of you.

finally on your maternity leave, you spent the time at home reading parenting books and knitting clothes for your baby making an assortment of colors. sometimes, you ventured down to the dojo that was connected to the house causing san to stop whatever he was doing and guide you down the stairs.

"yah! choi san!" you shout at your husband who completely abandoned his lesson to aid you, "i can walk down just fine! go back to teaching!"

"no!" he argues before turning back to his class to yell, "five minute water break!"

a collective "yes sir" was heard from the group as the students dispersed to the sidelines.

"san, i love you but i promise i'm fine!"

"i know, but i still worry over you my love." san confesses as he carefully holds your hand as you walk down.

"aigoo..."

closer to your date, you spent most of your days either in the dojo working at the front desk so that san could keep on you (more like you could keep an eye on him) or upstairs reading more parenting books and preparing the baby's room.

"how's the baby?" wooyoung asks, an old friend of san who occasionally stopped by the dojo to check up on you and take out san to relax.

"doing great! the doctors are saying the baby is healthy and don't see any problems or complications yet."

"ahhh, that's great to hear! how's san doing though? still stressing?"

"oh you bet he is." you sigh, running a hand through your hair. "taking him out for a drink tonight?"

"trying to but you know he doesn't like to leave your side."

another sign escapes your lips, it was possible that san was stressing you out by not being able to relax. "i'll convince him. he's been worrying too much."

"good luck with that one." wooyoung laughs.

"woo!" your husband shouts at his best friend coming out of the studio to the front with a towel in hand. "what brings you here?"

"just checking in your wife and the baby." wooyoung starts before flashing a quick glance at you, "but the boys and i are about to head down to the bar if you wanna grab a drink."

"ahhh, you know i would love to but," san says looking down at you with a smile. lately he's been running around the house trying to satisfy you're weird pregnancy cravings and help with the morning sickness all while still working full time down at the dojo. the stress and exhaustion was evident on your poor baby's face as the eye bags deepened and he wasn't his cheery self.

instead of returning the smile, you frown at him confusing san. "go sannie, i'll be fine."

"don't-"

"san, i will be okay." you laugh a little, trying to ease san's nerves, "i'll be down the street okay, baby? you deserve a break."

san looks back at wooyoung who looks eerily similar to the devil on his shoulder. "are you sure? what about dinner?"

"your mom dropped off some soup for us earlier, i can eat that. go out, have fun! you need to have some fun once in awhile baby."

"fine, but not too late." san complies while pointing a finger at wooyoung.

"i promise to bring him before eleven ma'am." wooyoung promises saluting to you before shooing san to go get changed.

"take care of him woo!"

the day of the pregnancy was absolutely terrifying yet exciting. it was the thrill of finally becoming parents that was the only thing keeping you sort of calm. your mind wandered every now and then to the idea of you being a bad mother but san was quick to shut down those thoughts.

you guys still didn't have any idea of what the gender was, deciding it would be fun to find out the day of. san was still confident that you guys were going to have a girl even though all the ajummas begged to differ with their superstitions.

"it's a girl!" the doctor exclaimed cuddling the newbown baby.

"i told you!" san shouts jumping into the air out of excitement before wrapping his arms tightly around you, his lips on your forehead. "thank you. thank you so much." tears of happiness flowed from san's eyes as he held you close, his warm embrace making you feel overwhelmed with his love.

"i love you so so much." san cried into your neck as he looked through blurry eyes at you cradling your daughter.

you couldn't even say anything too tired and overwhelmed to give a proper response. instead, you just cried with san holding the baby so close to your heart.

it felt refreshing? calming? something like that to be able to cry away your emotions. even the worries of becoming a mother washed away and instead hope and excitement for the future replaced the negative thoughts. you couldn't believe that you finally have a kid with the love of your life, not even just the love of your life but your best friend in the whole wide world.

god, you were so lucky to have a san in your life and he was just as lucky or even more to have you in his life. now, the both of you were fortunate to have a third in your new little family.

san let out a sniffle before planting a wet kiss to the crown of your head, "my girls."

#the delusions delusioned here #ateez oneshots #ateez imagines #ateez x reader #ateez x y/n #ateez fluff oneshots #ateez fluff imagine #ateez fluff imagines #ateez fluff #choi san oneshots #choi san fluff #choi san imagines #choi san x reader #san oneshots #san fluff oneshots #san fluff #san imagines

[majunju]

HAPPY NEW YEAR <3

#genshin impact #my art #here's to another year of delusions

[panakina]

The gall of Bruce to say ‘they don’t know the dark like i do’ about Dick and Jason. Like, buddy, both of these adult men have been fighting for their lives on Gothams streets since before they hit double digits. You toured Asia in your twenties. One of them swallowed the literal embodiment of darkness. The other one crawled out of his own grave. They have both gotten their own training under specialist mentors besides you, after they learned everything you had to teach. The patronising bullshit of this man.

#Gotham war doing its level best to infuriate me #There’s arrogance and then there delusion #not even touching on him supposedly overcoming cass with one hit #get out of here with that #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam

[moonlightfaust]

バロック 〜歪んだ妄想〜 Baroque: Distorted Delusions (PS1, 1999)

#バロック 〜歪んだ妄想〜 #Baroque: Distorted Delusions #バロック #Baroque #Sting Entertainment #Roguelike #Dungeon Crawler #DRPG #RPG #Playstation #PS1 #The music that plays here rules

[qcomicsy]

"As a child of a divorce–"

"Richard for the last time, Kent moving on from his weird friendship with father and getting married does not qualify you as a child of a divorce."

"It felt like a divorce to me–"

"Listen I'm all up for dragging Batman to the ground (not that he really need help with that)." Jason intervened. " But, who are you to judge weird friendships again? Ever looked at you and Jon? For a while I thought you two were glued together by the side or something."

"You should see when we were in the league." Tim said. "Every superhero and their sidekick would look at them and say 'Hey Jon– Damian.'"

"Damian–Jon." Damian rebutted maturely.

"No, no, I'm pretty sure it was Jon–Damian"

Damian made a face.

"Said the Superboy sidekick."

Tim narrowed his eyes.

"I was never–"

"Uh-huh."

"Superboy sidekick I was–"

"Keep telling yourself that."

"The literally the leader of the young justice–"

Jason made an amusement sound at the circus forming which grabbed Tim's attention to him like a very pissed off shark.

"What are you laughing at?" He shouted. "You're friends with Bizarro."

Jason stopped laughing and looked seriously at Tim, the most serious he ever looked at him before.

"Bizarro is the little brother I never had."

Damian and Tim looked at him.

Jason looked back.

"Okay–" Said Dick, but Damian was faster.

"I wish the crowbar was infected."

#then Jason pulled up a gun on him #honestly I don't know what is this #It was supposed to be just a funny little ha-ha joke about Dicks delusions regarding Clark as his stepdad but here we are #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #batfamily shenanigans #batfamily #batfam

[xxdigitaldream]

The dance between time and space

#homestuck #homestuck dave #i need to post here more often but i just forget #work is rough am i right fellow adults #i had a delusion so i drew this

[fumifooms]

Homegrown

Thistle and Delgal - Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui

^ Fernando Pessoa / Killing Flies, Michael Dickman / A Brother Named Gethsemane, Natalie Diaz / Antigonick, Anne Carson v Oats We Sow, Gregory and the Hawk

#Dungeon meshi #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #thistle #sissel #thistle dungeon meshi #web weaving #web weave #Just in case for sake of transparency: in the ‘what a relief everyone’s safe’ panel I erased a bit of dialogue he originally said #‘What a relief everyone’s BODY IS safe’ #But yk. Delusions angst. Dinner table Thistle imagery you are famous to me #delicious in dungeon #Umm go check out my Thistle & Falin fic on ao3 called Slivers maybe idk #Sometimes it does feel like Thistle has an age regression through the manga it’s interesting. Kui what were you cooking #I am a firm believer that Thistle’s an adult and that that doesn’t take anything away from his narrative tho. #He’s the older brother here & that’s the whole point. God dunmeshi family narratives I love youuu #Thistles are a weed… Idk the garden theme for him works great imo. Make that dungeoneum manage that kingdom like an ecosystem

[stratos-ane]

hey guys i kinda did A Thing

#this is brought to you by none other than ✨a problem that i have✨ #when i first started this i was under the delusion that i would be able to finish the whole scene #but that would mean editing 1000+ more frames #so #probably not gonna happen :( #here’s what i have though! #i’m just gonna leave this here #so we can all be in denial together <3 #klance #vld #voltron legendary defender

[clouvu]

Genshin catgirl yuri on the brain

#genshin impact #kirara #lynette #kiranette #back at it again drawing a delusional side pairing I like just to never draw them again <3 #just cant believe after 10000 years genshin finally gave us the opportunity to have a real authentic catgirl x catgirl yuri pairing #Bonus points for one of them being relatively normal to human society and the other fully embracing what it means to be a catgirl #:I x :3 dynamic real #random side note its crazy the influx of activity im getting now on my feed because after harassing tunglr support my shadow ban is no more #so welcome new followers im literally the same here as i am on twitter #just significantly more annoying because i can and will scream in the tags #ANYWAYS back to my arledrone delusions soon enough

[barghest-land]

a beautiful sight 🌟 concavenator 

gonna be the last art of this year. it was a tough one, but with a glimpse of hope for the future, for which i'm really grateful. i've done a lot of art this year, personal and for the studio too. manifesting next year to be a dream come true (please let me be happy and free) happy new year everyone! 💙

#strangely this art for me is about the past and the future at the same time #a ghost of the past? #a sign of a happy future? #or just hope? #depends on how u see it #ah as usual my personal paleoart is about dinosaurs and my silly delusions :D #i wish i could see that in person. i'd probably cry for days #a pretty ghostly dinosaur silhouette in the fog. that is here for a second. and then disappears forever #making u think did i really see that or it's just my imagination #things................... #anyway! #barghestland #paleoland #paleoart #art #artists on tumblr #concavenator

[artilite]

fishersif tonite? fishersif tonite queen??

#fishersif nation.. wya..... #dragging these drawings from the depths of my cave #please perceive my fishing yaoiuri #your support would mean a lot (feeding my delusions /j) #i jest but this is totally 100% serious #fishing one #isat fishing one #inventing tags out here!!! what!! where's all the fishing one appreciation!! /hj #isat #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time siffrin #isat siffrin #isat fanart #fishersif #or siffisher? #that's terrible. nevermind. please use fishersif. #artilite #artilite doodle #i'll need to gather my reasons at some point and consolidate them into a slideshow or smth LOL

[hejee]

did this between comms again and yep im making my own da4 canon

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age dreadwolf #solavellan #solas dragon age #solas #inquisitor lavellan #lavellan #dragon age fanart #im cringe and free im cringe and free #repeat until true #sorry for putting my delusions here i will do it again #no more da4 it’s just them fucking 24/7 365 #if u ppl want me to stop u have to pay me ₱100000000000 #help the brainrot is increasing by the day and i don’t think i can’t stop #it’s joever for me

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

do you ever think about how truly hilarious it is that i live my life this emotionally invested and obsessed with in a kids show about lego plastic ninja

like i completely recognize that it’s the funniest thing ever to be analyzing this show like it’s literature and making sad and symbolic art for it.

doesn’t mean i’m going to stop of course,, but yes i do have self awareness i know full well that this is insane behavior

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ciftrchats #i’m just a bit silly #accept that we all collectively love in the delusion that this is normal #here is my reminder to you that you have cried over yellow lego men. and so have i. #and ykw what that’s okay. but definitely not normal LMAO

[mashamorevvna]

not to throw stones at a glass house, but.

#.bg3 #enver gortash #theres a level of delusion here i find compelling

[neon-d0rk]

So Seb rode around in the Porsche endurance car and Nico said he drove around the track with Porsche?

✨Le Mans 2024✨

#Seb and Nico are going to race at Le Mans #heard it here first #source: delusion #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #nico rosberg #sebastian vettel

[zephyrchama]

Just imagining going to BK with Beelzebub.

You buy him a family bundle of double whoppers. While you're in line he grabs way too many ketchup packets. At the table, you steal several of his best-looking french fries. He doesn't mind and slides you an extra chicken nugget. You put the free paper crown on Beelzebub's head as he inhales one of the burgers in a single bite and call him "my little Burger King."

#i read “my little burger king” in a comic from tumblr user planefood and its been rent free in my head ever since #not much time to write until next con so i must make due with daydreams and delusions like this #one week until next con. i want to finally answer asks after that and then seriously start my next cosplay #obey me! swd #obey me #obey me! #obey me beelzebub #obey me beelzebub x mc #obey me headcanon #obey me scenarios #omswd #obey me hc #hey! i know this order isnt possible but neither is the entire concept of OM. this is fun fantasy land. anything is possible here.