#the crowd boos. i begin to walk in shame
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHEN I SAW TOMMY MADE THE SPENCER MEME I THOUGHT OF YOU
DFNFRNNSLFFNSNRLK i am so honored tysm i love my brand. when i tell you i was gobsmacked. gooped. beguiled.
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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.
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my favorite part of the internet is when people bully themselves/cut themselves off in varyingly violent ways
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“Gay people did exist in the ‘80s” I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame.
“No, they’re right” two people say from the corner. It’s the jazzercise instructor and photographer from Startcourt Mall.
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“I think lando looks hotter with facial hair” I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room
“she’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: oscar piastri himself
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“ice pick joe perfectly encapsulates the same brutality as the other characters, the only reason people have issues with him is because he isn’t viewed through the eyes of someone who loves him” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she’s right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: martin scorsese himself.
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“Lestappen are cosmically fated” I say into the mic. The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. “She’s right” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Chinese F1 commentators, all of twitter, all world champions from the past decade and a half. Jos Verstappen, everyone who ever had the misfortune of karting with them, and Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc.
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“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.
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"I actually like Kaz's hat and think it's cunty," I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: Inej Ghafa
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"mirror!spirk should be in love. kirk should not be abusive to spock. no matter what universe, these two men care for each other and protect each other above all else. they are soulmates in any reality" i say into the mic
the crowd boos and i begin to walk off in shame when a deep, sexy voice booms, commanding silence from the crowd
"hes right" they say. there in the 8th row stands leonard nimoy's ghost
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"emily prentiss is a lesbian.” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame. a voice breaks through. "no she's right" i turn around and there she is. paget brewster herself.
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"dick grayson is a good brother who has a positive relationship with younger heroes and sidekicks," I say into the mic.
the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"she's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: timothy jackson drake wayne himself.
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"hot murph week is every week,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 2nd row stands: emily axford.
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“jamie’s mom is (respectfully) a milf.” the crowd boos. i begin to hang my head and walk away in shame.
“no, she’s right.” and there in the back row he stands.
roy fucking kent.
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"TNT Duo slept together at least once," I say into the mic at the overflowing DSMP panel at Vidcon.
The crowd boos. Wilbur Soot denies this claim, quoting psycho-competitiveness. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"They're right," the voice says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Alex Quackity himself.
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