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i would make an age of sail au for arthuriana but frankly this website only cares about pirates and i only care about the royal navy

#!!!!! #laudine wanted yvain to take a land posting but gawain made sure they were going on a trip right before the opportunity #yvain promised it wouldn’t take long and that he’d be back in time #he was incorrect #arthuriana

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022—)

#he would NOT fucking say that #hotd

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mutual 1: i miss cicero we need to bring him back and make him Worse

mutual 2: (post about cato the younger being barefoot and pregnant)

mutual 3: need marcus agrippa bouncing and moaning on itttt!!!!

mutual 4: do you think sulla and gaius marius ever explored each others bodies

mutual 5: caelius wouldve done numbers on here

gaius marius: I was consul 7 times

mutual 6: i need to keep a roman senator locked in my basement

mutual 7: (poll) who won the senatorial wet tunic contest in 50 bce 🤔

mutual 8: we NEED (roman guy not even god knows about) and (other roman guy not even god knows about) yaoi!!!

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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

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Pick LITERALLY any other picture for cillian murphy I beg

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what do you mean “what’s wrong with him”? he’s mentally ill. he’s catholic. he’s even gay

#galahad

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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House Martell. New ASOAIF fanart for Great Houses.

#YES YES YES #omg ive been so excited for this one you don’t even know #wasnt sure if all the snakes would be included bc well. there’s a lot of them. BUT THEYRE HEREEE #the greyjoy dynamic is rattling round my head always etc etc #BUT THE MARTELLS??? #MY FAVES #I LOVE THEM #i just KNEW the fashion for this one would be incredible #(op has some ocs and the artworks always gorgeous and the fashion is how i’ve come to imagine dorne #so i knew the martell designs would be perfect) #this. i love this. #asoiaf #house martell #the sand snakes

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.