#pls laugh

[sho-shoo-shiro]

Man…

#randal ivory #randals friends #ranfren #pls laugh

[bunnakit]

i still can't believe pit babe is a real show

#pit babe #pit babe the series #change2561 #i worked entirely too hard on this dumb joke #pls laugh

[d20-brainrot]

"hot murph week is every week,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 2nd row stands: emily axford.

#pls laugh #this is funny to me #but also true #emily axford #brian murphy

[iloveslllycatss]

RUNAWAY

— pairing : post naruto vs sasuke fight!sasuke uchiha x fem!reader  — genre : angst , fluff — summary : sasukes always seen the worst in everything, even you. and when he realizes all the hurt he’s caused for you, his word crashes (again) — a/n : i love my man and i love kanye west. LISTEN TO RUNAWAY BY KANYE WEST! (lyrics not in order, i picked the ones that go most with what’s happening) bold + italics is lyrics NOT PROOFREAD.

SASUKES ALWAYS despised everything. but never you. 

at the beginning, he mistook his love for hate, always complaining about you to himself, yet always willing to protect you. he always pointed out your faults, always thinking about himself. but you? you always prioritized him. he was the reason of your existence, the reason you kept living. 

now that sasuke was back, he had apologized to you for his past, to everyone. his past was something he wanted to forget. he wanted to be better. for himself, for you. but after the two of you got together, it seemed like he only saw the worst in everything. it felt like he wasn’t even interested in you. but you dealt with it, your biggest fear being the possibility of him leaving. you had grown attached to him.

he knew this, of course. he knew you couldn’t leave, and that you wouldn’t even if you had the chance. he knew he was hurting you. sasuke always noticed that look on your face when he said something wrong. he noticed the way you’d look at him with those eyes, the look on your face filled with hurt and disappointment, but you’d quickly conceal your feelings when you saw him. he noticed how you’d always hide how you felt, just so you wouldn’t burden him.

he felt guilty. guilty for the fact he’d hurt you without even trying. for him, it was like a reflex. he unconsciously pushed you away all the time, always keeping that cold, emotionless look on his face, as if he didn’t even care. but he did. and he knew it was getting to you.

and i always find, yeah i always find something wrong, you’ve been putting up with my shit just way too long

he tried to hold back his cruel words, he did. but he’d always end up pushing you away. saying things like ‘you’re annoying’ or ‘shut up’, he never wanted to say those things, they just kinda came out, he’d mutter a small ‘sorry’ after he’d say it, but it still hurt. and he didn’t know how to fix it.

im so gifted at finding what i don’t like the most

you couldn’t remember the last time sasuke told you he loved you, or the last time he’s initiated affection with you. you’d always initiate affection, hugging him and kissing his cheek, he liked it. but sometimes it was a little too much, so he’d lash out, his tone would be cold, and he’d tell u to stop smothering him, or that you were being clingy. he didn’t mean it, of course. he just didn’t know how to tell you without hurting you. he saw himself as a monster, especially when you’d give him that look again. he had hurt you, and he didn’t know how to stop.

you’d grow a little distant after that happened, cutting down on how much affection you’d give him, even if you craved it. you had stopped talking to him as much too.

you always tried to be perfect for him, always willing to change yourself for him. it was always about him. you put his opinion before yours, his feelings before yours, his wants before yours. you couldn’t help it. you loved him with every cell in your body, and you didn’t want him to get bored of you one day and leave.

when sasuke would get angry and he’d come home, he didn’t bother hiding it. his eyes low and cold. his glare piercing into the back of your head, and you felt it. you could feel how pissed he was from just standing by him, the only problem? he’d take it out on you. 

he wouldn’t raise his hand at you or anything, he wouldn’t dream of it. he wouldn’t yell, either. he’d just give you that look of hatred and disgust. not because he felt that way towards you, but because his mind was going crazy at the thought of whatever had pissed him off. when he’d speak to you, he’d blame you for whatever he was mad at, but he’d do it subtly. he didn’t mean it, but he couldn’t help it. sasuke didn’t know how to control his anger without taking it out on someone or pushing them away and keeping it to himself.

and i just blame everything on you, atleast you know that’s what i’m good at

after he’d calm down, he would apologize, first thing when he saw you. his voice would be low and he’d avoid your eyes, keeping an even tone with you. his breathing would be calm, and steady. and you’d forgive him right away, like you always do.

and i always find , yeah i always find , yeah i always find something wrong.

you’ve been putting up with my shit just way too long.

i’m so gifted at finding what i don’t like the most.

so i think it’s time for us, to have a toast.

what really got to him, was when he saw you curled up on the bed at night one day when he got back from a mission. he saw you hugging yourself, under the covers in the dark bedroom. you looked peaceful yet bothered. your sleep wasn’t a good one, and it showed. he felt so guilty for how he’s been treating you. he wanted to be better. he wanted to show you he could be a good boyfriend.

he showered and got dressed, laying next to you on the bed after, he hesitated. only for a little bit, before he wrapped his arms around you and held you tightly. it startled you a little, you woke up, your vision blurred and your voice drowsy

“sasuke..?” you asked, your voice was low, almost a whisper. you were confused by the sudden affection. but not complaining though, you had wanted this the whole time. and the first words that came out of his mouth surprised you.

“…… im sorry, y/n.” he mutters, quietly. he needed this. just as much as you did.

baby i got a plan, runaway as fast as you can.

his apology made your heart melt. you shifted a little, turning around to face him as he held you. “it’s okay, sasuke. it’ll always be okay” you say, quietly but sweetly. your voice like honey to him. he couldn’t get enough of it.

“.. i don’t understand….. , why you stayed with me for so long , even though i’m always hurting you.” he mutters again, his voice faint. his tone even, and his grip on you tightens.

runaway from me, baby …… run away,

runaway from me, baby …… run away.

when it starts to get crazy,  why can't she just, run away?

baby, I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can..

you stayed quiet, his words hit close to home for you. you didn’t know why you stayed. for you, it was like you just couldnt leave. you didn’t know if you could handle living without him. especially considering all the times you thought you had lost him. you loved him. more than anything. 

you understood why he treated you like that, he’s never been with anyone else, he didn’t know how to act in a relationship. but he was gonna try to be better, for your sake. he’s never been much of a romantic, he didn’t know how or what to do to make you feel good (not sexually u dirty mf 🤓). he was scared you’d leave him. he didn’t know how he’d manage without you. you were the calm to his storm. he couldn’t imagine it. he didn’t want to be with anyone else. just you.

never was much of a romantic, i could never take the intimacy ;

and I know it did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killin me

i guess then you at an advantage, cause you could blame me for everything ;

and I don't know how I'ma manage, if one day you just up and leave.

…

“i love you, sasuke. i couldn’t imagine being with anyone else.” you murmur, engulfed in his warmth. your voice was quiet, and only truth was told. “i’m not going anywhere, ever.” you say, reassuring him. 

but when you said those words, 3 words, 8 letters. his eyes widened. he couldn’t believe it, he couldn’t believe that you loved him. even after everything he’s put you through. his grip on you only tightens. he’s scared to let you go, scared to lose you if he does. he hesitates a little,

“…….. i love you too. i’m sorry.” he mutters, his voice barely above a whisper, and you just turn your head up at him and press your lips to his jawline softly, a small  show of affection to reassure him some more.

he was gonna try for you. whatever it took, he would do it.

he just wanted to be perfect. for you.

© spiderruna 2023 , no swiping guys

#sasuke fic #sasuke retrieval arc #i love sasuke #uchiha sasuke #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #sasuke x y/n #sasuke x you #sasuke x reader #naruto shitposting #naruto x reader #naruto fic #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto sasuke #sasuke angst #sasuke fluff #pls help #pls like this #pls laugh #sasuke uchiha x reader #sasuke uchiha x you #uchiha clan #sharingan #uchiha brothers #uchiha shisui #uchiha itachi #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #naruto manga

[divine-misfortune]

Alpha, not knowing what the fuck a packer is, after seeing Dew's 'dick' fall out of his pant leg:

#pls laugh #void rambles #alpha ghoul #nameless ghouls #the band ghost

[jowbokitten]

Genovember: day 3 I guess you cud say he's... all dolled up HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA

#pls laugh #mario fanart #super mario rpg #geno smrpg #genovember #my art #I lov this boi to bits

[crimson-of-the-earth]

If this has been done before, I'm sorry but please accept this humble meme

#All Elite Wrestling #AEW #AEW Dynamite #AEW Rampage #AEW Collision #MJF #Maxwell Jacob Friedman #Adam Cole #Dr. Britt Baker #aew meme #aew memes #wrestling meme #wrestling memes #adamjf #ship: better than you baybay #tell me when i'm telling lies! #pls laugh #this took me a good 10mins #poor me /s

[falling-star-cygnus]

i don’t see enough people making this cytham hc into fics and i absolutely adore it so-

be the fanfic you wish to see in the world {can be seen as 4ggravate, i seem to wheedle it into all my alhaitham thoughts}

“Tighnari.”

A pair of ebony ears flick, a wary pause follows.

“Cyno.” He knew that tone.

“Did you hear-”

“Cyno-”

“Did you hear about-”

“Cyno, please-”

“Did you hear about the elemental orb that asked a question?”

Their begging did nothing. Pained silence was all that answered the Mahamatra. Neither Kaveh or Tighnari were willing to appease him.

Alhaitham only raised a single eyebrow. Which was a feat in itself, really; getting him to look away from his novel.

Clearly, Cyno took that as a sign to continue.

“It was innocculous.”

Tighnari tugged his ears down with a drawn out groan. Kaveh thunked his head down on the table. Or finally passed out from alcohol consumption. Only Buer knew, honestly.

“See the joke is-”

Cyno trailed off, eyes catching on something. Someone.

…Someone was laughing. Muffled and breathy as it was, someone was actually laughing at Cyno’s joke. And it wasn’t a drunk Kaveh.

No, it was Alhaitham.

Tighnari slowly let go of his ears to face the Acting Grand Sage. Cyno was shocked {archons, now he’s affected} into a blissful silence, red in the face with his jaw on the floor.

“We’re all seeing the same thing, right?” Kaveh whispers, as if afraid to be too loud and ruin the moment. His head was still against the table, but turned towards the scribe in disbelief.

Alhaitham was laughing into his hand, snickers turning into chuckles which turned into a quiet wheezes against his knuckles.

“Uh huh…” Tighnari finally whispers back. He turns just in time to see Cyno giving himself a harsh pinch on the arm.

After a stifled wince, and a bit more staticky hair, Cyno opens his mouth again.

Alhaitham beats him to punch.

“Was it asking a Lesser Lord statue?” he asks, almost as if he didn’t want anyone to actually hear him. Cyno stands up, face set in what would be a scary look for anyone outside of the four.

“I’m gonna kiss him-”

And then he proceeds to jump the table.

#guys i made that pun myself #pls laugh #cytham #haino #alhaitham x cyno #cyhaino #4ggravate #genshin impact #genshin #alhaitham #cyno #tighnari #kaveh #genshin alhaitham #genshin cyno #genshin tighnari #genshin kaveh

[skyrim-forever]

#skyrim #the elder scrolls #meme #tes #tesblr #ulfric stormcloak #general tullius #skyrim civil war #ive officially gotten stupider #I spent too long on this #skyrim SLAY Edition #yassifiying Skyrim #pls laugh

[nuppu-nuppu]

Me when Geto tells me I’m just like the other monkeys

#why does this monkey look like it’s in great distress #i was looking for bunny plushies and I saw it #so sad #geto suguru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #lol #pls laugh #at least pity laugh #geto x reader #geto x you #lolll #pls enjoy #geto suguru x reader

[hifchn]

Them but having very unserious conversation (for my belated bday)

#ittosara #arataki itto #kujou sara #genshin impact #itto x sara #genshin fanart #idk i find this is funny #pls laugh

[kinda-cute-kinda-insane]

Calling 4 the dangerous fellow fandom pspspspps

#dangerous fellows #lawrence dangerous fellows #dangerous fellows x reader #dangerous fellows memes #haha #pls laugh #lol #i'm so funny right? #right? #ya i know #thanks bud #hehehe

[birthdaywolf]

I love when dnp say each other's name cuz it's not

dan and phil

its

danyal and phiiiiiw

#dan and phil #phan #dnp #ava talks #im true #lmao #pls laugh #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire

[sincerely-sofie]

In case anyone’s interested: I have the initial core ideas for this comic doodled out, and while they didn’t totally make their way into the end result, they make me chortle and I thought you might like them.

#that last one is Ark @ Celebi referencing her shipping tendencies but like. also mistletoe. #get it? #pls laugh #also I was trying out a custom brush I made w/ this post #still need to tweak some things about it. but it’s a nice one! and I made it! #i am very proud of myself #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift au #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd grovyle #pmd dusknoir #pmd celebi #future trio #pmd future crew #pmd future trio #future crew #pmd darkrai #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd au #pmd hero #pmd partner

[riotcat103]

was rewatching mpgis and this scene rolled in, and out of nowhere I randomly remembered Rire and Cain lmao

Rire belongs to @darqx

Cain belongs to EP

#boyfriendtodeath #btd2 #btd rire #lucien rire #cain zeitgeist #btd2 cain #cain btd #darqx #old man yaoi #badly edited #why did my friend say rire looks like a old hag comapred to cain #two old men fighting for shit #this looks so bad #i sit at my shrine to soulmate ashling before going to bed every night – it always ends badly #btd #rire #funny shit #haha #pls laugh #this is funnier in my head #this is funnier without context

[atmosghoul]

Guys guys new era ghoul costume leaked

#atmos speaks #the band ghost #ghost #ghost bc #nameless ghouls #cackling #pls laugh