#the chokehold they have on me man

[ughmiyans]

ok but the latest haikyuu buu chapter has me thinking about sakuatsu as That Couple that hosts all the get togethers among their friends with atsumu being the one to cook up all the savory dishes (with cooking skills picked up since childhood but also mostly from osamu) and omi the one to make the yummiest desserts that would put pastries from high end bakeries to shame because he’s perfected all the recipes of every single pastry there is (he doesn’t do things half assed after all)

msby movie nights? not complete without tsumu’s signature chili. teammate’s birthday? best to show up at sakuatsu’s apartment on time to see sakusa’s two-tier chiffon cake (with a design that’s always in theme with the party!) before it gets completely devoured. inarizaki vbc reunion? it’s a shabu-shabu party along with atsumu’s yakitori, karaage, gyoza, and okonomiyaki. there are no leftovers, but there’s always room for the funfetti cupcakes sakusa brings out after everything’s devoured. btw all their food is made by sakusa-approved sanitary checks and quality control (he has since then convinced atsumu to start wearing a fox-printed bandana like his own weasel-printed one while cooking)

actually, it’s not even limited to events anymore. if bokuto is looking to bring sweet treats with him when he visits akaashi in tokyo but is wary of his aversion to overly sweet things, omi will bake him a batch of cookies made with dark cocoa chunks instead of the usual milk chocolate. atsumu whips up a bento at least twice a week for his brother (complete with those rice balls made to look like tiny pandas with nori) because the scrub gets too hands-on with his business and forgets to eat (he won’t admit it’s to repay osamu for all those times he made bento boxes for atsumu who wasn’t yet quite used to his new living conditions in the msby dorms back then). suna will request for sakusa’s lemon squares his mom and sister love so much whenever he visits them in aichi, and meian will stop by every so often to pick up atsumu’s smoked salmon carbonara his wife has become obsessed with ever since he brought home leftovers from their last msby hangout

i just love thinking about sakuatsu with food as their love language to all their friends, because it’s what they grew up with. little omi with his parents who always make his favorite dishes when they come home from overseas business trips because nothing can quite compare to their cooking. little atsumu who grew up with weekends spent in their grandma’s bustling house back in hyogo where there was always something cooking, and a lot of food going around for him and osamu and their cousins and aunts and uncles

they joke about quitting professional volleyball to put up their own restaurant. their restaurant locations will all be in the vicinity of onigiri miya branches and will serve their own version of homemade onigiri. to make up for becoming competition, osamu (and all their friends and family) will be entitled to lifetime discounts in sakuatsu’s establishment. they’ll hang their msby and jnt jerseys even if it doesn’t go with the interior design to pay homage to the sport that’s brought them together. and they seriously consider delving into the industry upon officially retiring from the pros once they hit their late 30s, but not before they tie the knot. it’s not their own food served at the wedding (which they think is superior compared to the fancy catering) but it’s fine because they’ll have a lifetime ahead of them to keep cooking for themselves and their loved ones 🤍

#haikyuu #haikyuu bu #sakuatsu #haikyuu sakusa #hq atsumu #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #i really took this one chapter and ran with it #i wrote this instead of going to sleep #its 1am #the sakuatsu brainrot is real #the chokehold they have on me man

[gingersnapped]

"Sam is probably my only friend in this town..." emergency sleepover time in the mountains after local small town emo and skater boy played too much solarion chronicles and lost track of time

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #sambastian #this tagging system is atrocious #give them last names man #bought this game during thanksgiving break and have not known peace since #the chokehold this pair has got on me rn #they're in a band and only hang out with each other and abigail #can i make it any more obvious #my art id #also i got lazy lazy with this lighting #i should be studying for an exam i have tomorrow lol

[hansoeii]

every hundred years.

#they have me in a chokehold #they rlly have THE most romantic storyline #the common man and the immortal #their dynamic drives me insane #HOB OPENED HIS OWN DAMN PUB JUST SO HE COULD MEET MORPHEUS AGAIN EVEN THO HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IF HED EVER SHOW UP AGAIN #godddddddddd #anyways matthew is yelling at them to just hodl hands already cos he cant deal with the pining anymore #the sandman #sandman #the sandman fanart #sandman fanart #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #dreamling fanart #my art #digital art

[homeofwyrm]

Nona sketchies

#art #the locked tomb #tlt #nona the ninth #coronabeth tridentarius #I liked corona in book 1 but I gotta say I really fell in love with her in nona #I loved everyone in nona it's definitely got so much good content and writing in it but man do these white sisters have me in a chokehold #its also funny trying to draw nona because its harrows body except like happy??? and smiling???

[aesthetictarlos]

Friendly reminder: Buck can't stop thinking about Tommy and Tommy thinks Buck is adorable, this is canon and yeah, I'm being completely normal about that.

#911 spoilers #evan buckley #911 on abc #tommy kinard #buck and tommy #tevan #kinley #tommy kinard is so smitten #tommy kinard the man that you are #bisexual evan buckley #they have me in a chokehold

[pareris]

You know this scene?

Ofc you do.

Now please look at Val's face:

and at Vox's:

Idk but yall but this is all the proof I need to say that these two were making out before this.

BECAUSE LOOK OKAY, SURE THE LINES ARE KINDA INCONSISTENT IT FLICK IN AND OUT OF VOXS DESIGN BUT WE DONT SEE VALENTINO WITH THAT LINE ANY OTHER TIME

NO LINE.

BUT HERE?????

LINE. LINE. LINE.

#i guess business partners that lay together stay together #this scene has been replaying in my head for so many reasons #like that smile vox gives idk why but god what i would do to have someone look at me the same way #also how the hell does vox make out bc he is literally a face on a screen the man is a flat surface #vox has me in such a chokehold it's concerning #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #voxval

[never-looked-so-good]

📷 @/gld.era @/jstgld

#the shape of this man is gonna have me in a forever chokehold #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1

[h0estar]

i'm actually going to cry.

maybe the reason Anya suddenly revealed her secret to Damian, of all people, is because she felt guilty about knowing his deep desire for familial love. he didn't mention it, but it was painfully obvious in the way he looked at her with this soft, sad smile:

anya is so strong. i would've cried and hugged him 😭

but lo and behold, anya wasn't so strong after all. after trying so hard to keep her ability a secret, she told damian anyway – and without hesitation too.

crying... this panel is everything to me

personally, what Anya did was equivalent to a hug. maybe she felt bad... maybe guilty... maybe she wanted him to feel less alone... maybe she pitied him... maybe she sympathized... or maybe she felt it was the right thing to do. but in her own way, she definitely did it to make him feel better and less alone :')

maybe i'm just yapping. but the two of them are so similar in so many ways. Damian despite being part of a real family longs for real connection. and Anya, despite loving her family so much, secretly wishes what they had was truly real – a family not held together by a mission or conveniences, but just that, a simple family. they both just want a home man

this chapter was perfect in so many ways. these kids make my heart hurt, and i'm so scared yet excited for what Endo has in store for the next arcs <3

#spy x family spoilers #i think it's incredibly sweet and adorable that it was damian who she told FIRST. i love that so much :')))) #can you tell this chapter has me on chokehold :D #i want them to become really good friends man #i love them so much. the've taken up like 80% of my brain for the past two weeks #damianya #damian desmond #any foreger #damian x anya #spy x family #spy x family 96 #i've been manifesting a heavy damianya moment by blasting can i have this dance every day for the past 2 weeks #also also also damian in anya's pov haha ah ah a shahaa dhskdj

[erinmakesgifs]

AUSTIN BUTLER behind the scenes of Dune: Part Two (2024)

#austin butler #feyd rautha harkonnen #dune #behind the scenes #dune movie #dune part 2 #dune edit #dune gifs #austin butler fandom #house harkonnen #harkonnen #feyd rautha #feyd rautha edit #duneedit #this man doesn't have me in a chokehold or anything (: #erinmakesgifs

[qifreyplushie]

time is fleeting; and so are you

#chainsaw man #csm #aki hayawaka #angel devil #akiangel #they have such a chokehold on me i cant breathe

[daedelweiss]

(( tw: blood ))

sketched and recreated some shots from the new puss in boots movie to fit rise because i can't get it oit of my head 😭 this movie genuinely scared me at times.

bonus idiot tho (/affectionate) because every time this song came up, all i could think was “lmao why is puss a leo kinne?”

•

( 🌿 please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell 🌿 )

#rottmnt #rise of the TMNT #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt movie #rottmnt leo #my ert #rottmnt shredder #this movie has me on a fucking chokehold man #I WANT THE ARTBOOK OF THIS MOVIE SO GODDAMN BAD #PLEASE LET ME HAVE #i still can't let go of my brainrot for rise tho so i combined them 🤣

[threefuckencrowsinatrenchcoat]

Holy FUCK I didn’t expect to fall in love with him that quickly

#bro came on screen and I started blushing holy fuck #this man is gonna have a chokehold on me for the rest of my life #supernatural #spn #castiel #cas #cas spn #misha collins #dean winchester #jensen ackles #threefuckencrows watches spn

[azul-marie]

flirtatious character intros. (various/goddess reader.) (2)

note: fem. reader. suggestive. 3rd person pov. feat. skarlet, sheeva, kabal, cassie cage, sub-zero

i could have never imagined how popular my first post in this series would be — thank you, lovely readers! it’s been very encouraging to me as someone still a bit new to the fandom. again, if there are any character inconsistencies, please let me know; i’d love to improve. enjoy!

part 1 ; part 3.

skarlet

name: what brings you to me?

skarlet: i can smell the ambrosia of your holy blood.

name: i’ve a feeling you won’t be leaving without a taste.

—

skarlet: i desire what courses through your veins.

name: it may not be what you’re accustomed to.

skarlet: blood by any other name tastes just as sweet.

—

skarlet: i desire what courses through your veins.

name: is that all you desire, skarlet?

skarlet: i would not be opposed to a kiss.

—

skarlet: do you find me repulsive, goddess?

name: your beauty speaks for itself.

skarlet: then why not share with me a taste of you?

sheeva

sheeva: does the goddess have a consort?

name: not at this time, no.

sheeva: i know a queen willing to prove herself for your hand.

—

sheeva: a goddess and a queen.

name: must we fight, your highness?

sheeva: only so that i may prove my strength.

—

name: your highness is popular amongst mortals.

sheeva: is that envy i hear in your voice, goddess?

name: respect, more like.

—

name: is it a difficult thing, having four arms?

sheeva: they each have their uses.

name: if it’s all the same to you, i’d like to know them.

kabal

kabal: goddamn.

name: something’s caught your eye?

kabal: sure, it’s a helluva view.

—

name: your speed is impressive, kabal.

kabal: if it’s you, i’m willing to make an exception.

name: don’t stop by my account, little mortal.

—

name: your speed is impressive, kabal.

kabal: my legs aren’t the only part of me that’s fast.

name: don’t be crass, young one.

—

kabal: you, me, dinner.

name: an invitation, or demand?

kabal: whatever gets you into my side of the bed, sweetcheeks.

cassie cage

cassie: wow, you are much prettier up close.

name: i could say the same about you, miss cassie.

cassie: don’t go buttering me up now, doll.

—

cassie: got a lotta guys after you, name.

name: there is no end to these suitors.

cassie: luckily for you, i’m here to show them up once and for all.

—

cassie: so is it raiden, or fujin?

name: i . . . neither, if you must know.

cassie: good. now i won’t feel bad sweeping you off your feet.

sub-zero

sub-zero: the tales are proven true.

name: and which tales might these be?

sub-zero: the ones that speak of your celestial beauty.

—

name: i can see past the coldness of your heart, kuai liang.

sub-zero: what do you see, goddess?

name: a man worthy of love.

—

sub-zero: be wary of my wayward brother, name.

name: worry not; his shadows do not corrupt me.

sub-zero: even so, your being close eases my mind.

—

name: you’re staring rather intensely.

sub-zero: merely an assessment of your power.

name: in such a case, feel free to assess all you’d like.

#skarlet #sheeva #kabal #cassie cage #sub zero #kuai liang #mk11 imagines #mk imagines #mortal kombat 11 imagines #mortal kombat imagines #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat 11 x reader #mk11 x reader #mk11 #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat #me whilst writing the word amongst: amogus #skarlet and miss cassie have a chokehold on me!!!! love them so much #also nightwolf 👀👀 my mans #i’m hoping to have him + fujin and raiden in the next installment! #we shall see 👀

[reegis]

Are you ok? My favourite mechs artist has been quiet recently

im am SO so sorry i havent been able to post in so long aaa.. at the moment i am very much not okay, unfortunately a lot of things have gone poorly very quickly but hopefully its only a temporary set back!!

tldr i finally managed to get a full time job a month & a half after moving and my car broke down for the last time almost immediately upon hiring so i now have to walk ~2hrs to and from an 8 hour shift every day + more personal stuff,, the pain & stress is Not fun for my back problems or mental health :,^)

hoping to get the bike my mom leant me repaired as soon as i have my first paycheck or 2, so fingers crossed that will make a huge difference

i have still been slowly working on comms in whatever free time i get but its slow going 😔 ty everybody for your patience & sorry again for not being online!

#2024 has been a comedy of errors thus far & i have been the punchline every time 😔😔😔😔 #im more bruises blisters and joint pain than man at this point #but it will get better!!! *holding 2024 in a chokehold* IT WILL GET BETT E R #you’re so so sweet tho ty for checking up on me #sorry for complaining #should i tag this as a vent post? maybe just in case #vent post #ily all and cant wait for things to settle down and actually have time to dra w again 😭 #asks

[teabutmakeitazure]

Casper has this thing where he masks his lovestruck gazes with a comically raised brow. At first, he was indulging himself shamelessly, wistfully staring at you from wherever he's settled with a gaze softer than cotton candy and a blush slowly creeping up on his cheeks. He made sure you would not, under any circumstance, catch him in the act, yet he horribly messed up while you were on a phone call with your friend.

Hands animatedly emphasising your words to no one in particular, the phone remained pressed to your ear between your head and shoulder as you paced around your bedroom. Casper secretly sat himself on the little dining table in the kitchen (the one he hauled up the stairs in one go just to prove a point), face resting in his palm as he watches you vivaciously explain workplace politics to your friend in the distance. He could care less about the drama going on at work, for he is fixated on you.

Casper feels a smile tugging on his lips, and that's when he realises he's blushing. from your grin to your occasional giggle and the way you're pacing as you talk, he can't help but feel so... so... in love. he was right. You really are a woman after his heart, but now you hold it in your grasp and he does not want you to return it.

He stays like that for a while, and though he wishes to move closer, to perhaps even grab you from behind and kiss you, he remains where he is, watching you with the most lovestruck gaze in fear of being endlessly teased by you. However, he freezes out of embarrassment when you turn on your heel without warning and lock eyes with him. Shit. This time, the blush on his face deepens out of awkwardness and the smile on your face widens because you caught him in the act. No, he will never admit to you that he loves to watch you as you go by your day and do mundane tasks. he simply never will.

Since then, he's made a point to always have a more relaxed posture. Arms crossed over his chest, anything but a smile on his face, and an eyebrow comically raised in question. This is the replacement he has found for the usual face he makes while watching you. He hopes you ignore the way his eyes still lovingly look at you.

#he's so babygirl i swear #i keep thinking about the chat where we go 'no one is touching me' and he says 'no one is touching you yet' #like sir????? what do you mean??????? #i know the devs prolly read the fanfics for this since they see and share so much of the fanart so i hope they know they have us in a- #-chokehold for this man #cant wait for the beyond the bet dlc #a date with death x reader #casper x reader #casper x mc

[rainbow-wolf120]

What's crackalacking my bros

I gift the gays. I'm not sorry for anything

#i hate that im proud of this #like #bullfrog turned out so good #man #these two have me in a chokehold #they infected my brain and i cant cure dude #the french sillies #sup jew #rayman #captain laserhawk #fanart #digital art #rayman fanart #captainlaserhawk #captain laserhawk a blood dragon remix #clh #clhabdr #clh bullfrog #rayman x bullfrog #bullfrog x rayman #rayfrog #balak the bullfrog #clh rayman #clh fanart #captain lazerhawk #ch #redraw #so real #ramon