#the anti-christ

[noxnightingales]

what if the anti-christ ended up in crowley and aziraphale's hands

Crowley put the basket containing the anti-christ in the back of his Bentley, but then gets caught up listening to Queen and ending up overthinking the end of the world. The baby remained calm and asleep, and Crowley ended up forgetting the baby was even in the back of his Bentely.

Going to the red phone box to call Aziraphale on the telephone, they briefly chat and then hang up after deciding to meet up at the bookshop. Relieved to be someplace he felt safe, the demon walked through the front door, and sat down.

"What's wrong Crowley, you look a bit, uh, spooked?" That seemed to be the right word for the look on his face. Crowley just contorted it and picked up a newspaper.

It is then that the baby woke up and began to cry out of hunger and soiling his diaper.

"Shh..do you hear crying, Crowley?" Aziraphale asks.

"Crying? Nope." The demon turned the page of paper and put his feet up on the table.

The baby's cries were getting louder and the closer Aziraphale got to the front doors, the louder the cries became. He decided to go outside and look around. Curiosity getting the better of Crowley, He got up and followed. Walking up to the Bentley, Aziraphale could see a basket and hear that the sound was definitley coming from here.

"For heaven's sake, unlock this thing!" Aziraphale cried.

Crowley frowned and snapped his fingers. Aziraphale reached in and grabbed the entire basket and took it. Once they were in the bookshop, the demon realized his mistake.

Aziraphale grabbed the baby and cleaned him up with a small miracle. He then held him close, and looked at Crowley with scolding eyes.

"Is this the A-N-T-I you know?" the angel asked.

Crowley nodded and folded his arms.

"Well, I guess we are fathers for the time being." the angel then cooed at the baby and Crowley threw his hands up in the air.

"What, this is your fault! How could you just forget to deliver this baby?" Aziraphale compained.

"I, uh, got caught up in the idea of the world as we know it, ending. Besides, the baby didn't make a sound. Well, until now." The demon shrugged.

"You know we could just drop it off on someone's doorstep and…" Crowley recomended.

"Or, we could raise it to be good and avert the end of the world. No one would have to know we had him."Aziraphale smiled, thinking he was clever.

"You think that kid wouldn't be a magnet for spies, angel. Hell is gonna want to know where that thing is!" Crowley pointed at the baby and looked at him menacingly.

"Crowley, this is a baby, not capable of anything! In fact we need to get supplies to take care of him, come on, let's go to the shops." Aziraphale was cooing at the anti-christ again, and Crowley walked behind thinking how this whole thing was surreal.

for those who wish to read more, like Crowley gagging when Aziraphale is showing him how to change a diaper, Crowley wanting to leave the baby on someone's doorstep when it spits up on seat of the Bentley.

#crowley #aziraphale #good omens #anti-christ #baby #mistake #ineffable idiots #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #fanfiction #archive of our own #domestic #the anti-christ

[nightinghoul]

I was Christian, but I wasn't Christian enough. When I finally turned my back on the church, it wasn't because I hated God. It was because I had been declared a sinner and a hater of God. If I am a sinner and a hater, then I will be so on my own terms. I will love the "wrong" people, wear the "wrong" clothing, listen to the "wrong" music, and keep my faiths and beliefs secret, and close to my heart. What I was taught, I refuse to be a part of. I do not hate Jesus, I do not hate you, but I do hate. I hate, and I am a sinner. So be it.

(PS In case American Jesus didn't read as sarcasm... it is definitely sarcasm.)

#anti-church #no religion #religeous abuse #hatefulness #religeous ocd recovery #going to hell #the anti-christ #sorry not sorry

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself. #IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[youtwitinmyface]

American Jesus Vol. 3: Revelation

Written by Mark Millar Drawn by Peter Gross Published by Image Comics This is the final series in a trilogy of miniseries that began way back in 2004 with Vol. 1:  The Chosen, where a 12-year-old boy named Jodie believes that he’s the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, only to find out in the end that he’s actually The Antichrist. And then in 2020 we finally got Vol. 2: The New Messiah, which follows…

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#American Jesus by Mark Millar and Pete Gross #American Jesus: Revelation #Armageddon #image comics #Jesus Christ #MARK MILLAR #Millarworld #Netflix #Peter Gross #The Anti-Christ #The Antichrist #The Chosen One #The Chosen One on Netflix #The Day of Judgement Day

[books-by-gauss]

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#end times america #catholic church #babylon the great #catholic doctrines #america in the bible #catholicism #Islam vs. Christianity #Separation of Church & State #Overcoming problems #Revelation 18 #the anti-Christ

[stayallnite]

nowplaying Trilha 02 by Destruction out of The Anti-Christ

#nowplaying #destruction #the anti-christ #thash metal

[karryalane]

#God #Jesus #Salvation through Christ #Revelation #rapture #tribulation #end of the age #last days #end times #return of Christ #second coming of Christ #mark of the beast #the anti-Christ #beast from the sea #beast from the land #the dragon #the ancient serpent

[bagofdo-ritos]

The Ceaseless Watchers' Archive

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma fanart #jarchivist #jon looks an awful lot like jesus #intentional or not? youll never find out #the archivist #jonathan “the anti-christ” sims you mean sm to me

[jameslmartellojr]

#catholic #catholicism #christianity #spiritual warfare #jesus christ #blessed virgin mary #our lady #exorcist #demon #pro abortion #abortion debate #abortion #anti abortion #pro choice #prolife #pro life #right to life #human life #life #baby #follow the science #pregnant #pregnancy #womb to tomb #save babies #catholic vote #roman catholic church #catholic church #church #post christian

[hussyknee]

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When this person dies I hope their hell is being stuck in a DMV queue, and when it's finally their turn a taciturn lady at the counter keeps snapping vague instructions at them and waving them away to a different queue. Forever.

#this is ''body language experts'' all over again #christ #hell world #autism #autism ableism #ableism #shit allistics say #neurodivergence #anti ai #shit customers say #twitter #knee of huss

[alacetor-the-duckies-deer]

It's so important to me that we all understand that hell and heaven in the Hellaverse aren't like two separate territories with equal power in a war that heaven happens to be winning.

Hell is a territory that Heaven rules.

Lucifer may be the king, but that is a position he was given by Heaven, because they have the power and authority to place people in charge of Hell,

And it's all well and good he WANTS to do better as a ruler. That he takes it seriously, or did at one point and/or is coming around to it again in the show, but its a possition with only as much power as Heaven wants to give it, and they want it to have less power than the General of Heaven's army, because Sera listens to Adam before she listens to Lucifer.

Lucifer, an Archangel, doesn't get to make demands of heaven. He doesn't even try. He gets to ask Sera to please stop the genocide of the people he was told to watch over. He gets to concede when they say no. Because heaven just gets to say no, because they get to decide what happens in hell without taking into account the opinions of Lucifer, or the seven sins, or the goetia or anyone in hell.

We all get that right?

That Charlie and the other's defending the hotel wasn't just the citizens of hell going up against an invading army. It only counts an an invading army ans not the occupying force because they don't actually stay there year round

Hell didn't just win their first battle in a war that's been raging for millennia. That was the first time hell organized to fight back against their theocratic dictatatorship- if not ever, than in millenia.

That was act of rebellion.

That was Hell declairing independence.

#Charlie's the one actively and intentionally rebellion against heaven #im so proud of her #my little anti christ all grown up and off to topple the theocracy #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #sera hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #alastor #vaggie hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel dust #nifty hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel sera #adam hazbin hotel

[ky-landfill]

#In a hundred universes in a hundred lifetimes in any version of reality #Chris Kent #superman #clark kent #The forgotten first son #Thanks anon #superfam #Flight #Is he like the super fam version of the anti christ??

[youtwitinmyface]

American Jesus Vol. 1: Chosen

Written by Mark Millar Drawn by Peter Gross Published by Image Comics Tomorrow, The Chosen One debuts on Netflix, it’s a series adapted from this Mark Millar comics, which was originally just named Chosen when it was first published by Dark Horse Comics in 2004, but was re-released under the American Jesus name by Image Comics in 2009, and now set as the first in a trilogy of miniseries. The…

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#American Jesus by Mark Millar and Pete Gross #American Jesus: Chosen #image comics #Jesus Christ #MARK MILLAR #Millarworld #Netflix #Peter Gross #The Anti-Christ #The Chosen One #The Chosen One on Netflix #The Second Coming of Christ

[jedi-enthusiast]

Vague Obi-Wan lore from Bloodshed, Crimson Clover shitpost:

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Obi-Wan, eyes glowing, in an empty room: *talking in some ancient language no one can understand*

Some Random Jedi: ...is that not...concerning?

Qui-Gon: Last night I caught him floating on the ceiling and chanting ritualistically. When I asked what he was doing he told me that Master Katri was teaching him an old Je'daii mantra...so I consider this an improvement.

Some Random Jedi: ...isn't she dead?

Qui-Gon: Yes, which is why I will not be asking again.

BONUS:

Dooku, who literally just wants to eat and go to bed: *walks into his Temple quarters*

Obi-Wan:

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Dooku, backing out the door: Nope...nope...not tonight...I'll room with Qui-Gon...just...hell no...

The real reason he was so ready to stab Obi-Wan in AotC

#the concept of baby Obi-Wan being the anti-christ as a child is hilarious to me #literally the only one who isn't off put by this is Yoda #everyone else is like “I love this boy but I'm now afraid of walking into dark rooms alone” #Mace: “I swear Qui-Gon had something to do with this” #Mace: “Obi-Wan was not an eldritch horror when I found him” #Qui-Gon: “I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME” #Qui-Gon: “HES JUST LIKE THAT” #ao3 fanfic #codywan fanfic #codywan #fanfic #star wars #the clone wars #pro jedi #sw prequels #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #qui gon jinn #yoda #count dooku #jedi enthusiast's fanfics

[heartfullofleeches]

Anti christ darling is a MUST not a need

Alrighty then-

Amab Anti-Christ Darling masquerading as a innocent nun. Pretty boy Reader certainly looks the part of a kind, caring sister of the church. Very few would think the ender of time to be a sweet nun, but even those curious of their new identity fail to act on their suspensions when they gaze into darling's eyes - or Darling them has them pinned in a vacant room. They're only offering relief from the troubles of the world as any loving idol would do. It isn't their fault if someone accepts their generosity or catches them slipping free of their robes. It's only human nature to give in - and those around them do everytime..

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Demon: Child... you have done the impossible and lured the humans from their faith... how?

Anti-Christ Darling: Put on a dress and stuck my dick in a bunch of lonely people. Worked a little too well if you ask me-

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #yandere blurb #yandere scenarios #yandere x you #yandere insert #yandere drabble #Anti-Christ reader