My hobby is uwu baby-girl-ifying evil men in media
she/her, aro/ace. 28. My main blog is @PrismaPrimrose. This one will be mostly for Alastor and Duckiedeer, but other Hazbin Hotel stuff, too. I'm Aro/Ace but a staunch suporter of doing whatever you want with fictional characters so no gate keeping Alastor here ✌️✌️✌️and yes, I'm dyslexic 🫠
Garden Of Eden Shenanigans (Pt. 8 of Pt. ???) Pt. 7
This is like a day later than I said it would be but as much as I would like to stay at home and draw these fuckers all day I have to go to work so I can live. 😤
Next up is another set of drawings and then the plan is to start drawing just comics that are gonna tell what I think happened after Eden and also Eve's fate, which will kinda wrap this little series up.
I plan on still having drawings in between comic posts but there's probably going to be fewer of those.
I'm excited to show y'all what I think happened, there's going to be some fucking ANGST.
Radiostatic week: 1 - First Meet
I found out about Radiostatic Week very late...
But!
Nothing prevents me from flying into this event with the speed of a rocket!
So radioapple sex pollen fic. You expect it ends with them banging, right? Only, that's no, that doesn't happen.
Vox invites Alastor out for a drink to 'clear the air' and Alastor, not believing Vox's bullshit for one second but curious to see where this goes, accepts the invitation. At first, it does seem like Vox really is trying to rekindle their old friendship, talking about the 'good old days' and hiding his intentions behind flattery, as he subtly slips one of Velvette's love potions into Alastor's drink.
Alastor drinks it. And almost immediately notices something's wrong. He can feel the drug working its way through his system so he smashes Vox through the nearest wall before retreating through the shadows back to the hotel before he can make a fool of himself. Unfortunately he miscalculates and lands in the hallway between his and Lucifer's rooms where he promptly collapses. That's where Lucifer finds him, sweating and shaking and completely out of it.
Lucifer decides to do the decent thing (the thing Charlie would be proud of) and get Alastor back to his room. The proximity and the physical touch, however, make things worse. In his drugged state, Alastor isn't aware of how he clings to Lucifer, asks for things he would normally never want, practically begs. Lucifer doesn't want to admit he's a little bit into it. But he also knows that Alastor would never act like this under normal circumstances, and he knows that Alastor left with an old 'friend' earlier. He's able to put two and two together.
As the love potion runs its course through Alastor, Lucifer stays by his side. Stripping some outer layers, undoing his bow tie and removing his shoes so he doesn't overheat, but leaving his belt untouched. Wiping his sweat-soaked face with cool water. Dripping some water into his open mouth when Alastor's calm enough to swallow. And most of all, ensuring no one else sees him in this state.
It takes a good day or so for Alastor to recover. When he comes to, he doesn't fully remember everything that happened and legitimately fears for a moment when he sees Lucifer in his room. Lucifer's quick to assure him that, no no no, nothing happened between them, okay? He just made sure Alastor stayed hydrated and he didn't do something outrageous to hurt himself and he knows he's the absolute LAST person Alastor would want seeing him in that state, but Lucifer was at least able to preserve some of his dignity by making sure no one else saw anything and blah blah blah-
Alastor still kicks Lucifer out of his room in an angry huff. He's bitter now that Lucifer has something to hold over his head, but as his head clears and he recalls more of what happened while he was under the drug's effects, he realizes that Lucifer was telling the truth. And while he's still pissy about being seen like that, he begins to trust Lucifer maybe just a tiny bit.
I've seen some gorgeous fanart of Alastor as an angel and my brain fixated. I started doodling my own. In doing so, this headcanon appeared:
In this AU angel Alastor, human Alastor was known as an altruist and extremely kind and giving individual. There are still charities, schools and research institutions in his name. His public image is immaculate. All this giving and good influence just barely got him into heaven. In private, he was still a Dexter-style serial killer.
Now in heaven, Alastor keeps this facade perfectly. He is the MASTER of gaslighting. He is so kind and helpful that you don't realize that people who go against him tend to disappear. In fact, you don't realize you sold your soul to him, but of course, it's for your own good! He will take care of you. Support you entirely. This is really all for you, you know.
He gets his bloodthirsty nature out as an exterminator. But as time goes on, he finds hell fascinating. And if his kill count drops, maybe it's better if he hangs up his exterminator sword. Actually, the heaven embassy needs at least some semi permanent representation, right?
So Alastor is essentially gathering power in heaven and now in hell by making more deals very, very quietly. But that's perfectly fine! Because he's there to protect you. After all, it's all for your own good.
I might add to this idea, but that is what I have so far. Outside of my doodles and various thoughts on how characters view him and how similar/different he acts and smiles. Yes, he does still have a permanent smile but it's a kind, open one. Like how you look at your pets when they're being cute.
This can go in all sorts of ship directions, or none, and I like to play with all sorts of options, but right now nothing is decided.
"Who Framed The King of Hell" I guess
I'm planning on making some more simple arts with references to this movie
Lucifer didn't have to change anything in his design to be a silly character, huh