#that's what the dogg does

[forthekakko]

Damn they made that look easy

#avs lb #it's what the dogg does

[shapeshifterraccoon]

it's unbelievable to me how underrated toppdogg is. like wdym you have never listened to flower???? are you even living?????

#seriously wtf #so underrated #like what #why #kpop #underrated #kpop boygroups #i miss them #no one does it like them #go listen to flower #topp dogg

[experiment-000]

Istg I hate star wars "fans" on Instagram. I use Instagram for personal stuff keeping up with friends and stuff but I also follow star wars for updates and the comment sections istg people are so entitled they hate on everything they absolutely shit on anything that isn't a live action series or movie and on any display of diversity it does my head in. At least on Tumblr star wars fans are basically just divided by ships and that's it and there's plenty of chill multishippers

#star wars #i hate instagram #but i like knowing what my friends are up to #and honestly i pole dance and so do most of my friends and that is a lovely community on instagram #and irl would recommend #i know one of the pole dancers who has performed with snoop dogg recently and seeing her posts documenting it #it's so amazing im so happy for her #instagram does keep banning pole dancers and sex workers though which is shit #if you're not pro sex work I'm sorry we're not gonna get along #i am happy to have conversations about it though i was raised by a very whorephobic mother and the pole community has really educated me

[kissitbttr]

Do you think frat miggy is the one who avoids getting high?

ah, frat!miguel may be the only one who uses more of his brain but that man could never say no to a good ass joint or edibles lmao

he doesn’t high very often, unlike the rest of his frat bros especially now that he’s in a relationship. he figures it’s a great time to take a little t-break every now and then. but boy does he loooves getting stoned with his girlfriend now than with his boys

“okay question” she asks, slowly munching on the taco that miguel had bought earlier. “dream celebrity stoner, go”

“oof” miguel inhales, jaded eyes looking up to the ceiling as she watches him think of an answer. “snoop dogg and zach galifianakis. no doubt”

“pfft! snoop dogg? typical”

“what? it’s every one’s dream to get high with the 420 man himself. who’s your pick?”

“hmmm” she hums, head tilting to the side. “rihanna and seth rogen”

“not bad”

“i had a dream of getting high with her. we made out after. then i woke up and got disappointed”

“you made out with rihanna?!” his eyes go wide. “when?!”

“in my dream!”

“well was i there?!”

“no. you were out i think, it was at her mansion”

“christ, muñeca! that was basically cheating on your partner!”

“it’s a dream!” she protests, some of the bits of her food flies off her mouth. “and it was fucking rihanna!”

“alright that’s fair” he puts his hands up. “was she… good?”

she nods “better than you”

“okay now i got beef with rihanna”

#miguel o’hara #frat!miguel

[myfandomrealitea]

Do you even understand that if there were no 'bad guys' and 'bad choices' and 'icky things' in media literally 99.99% of the music, movies, TV shows, books, ect that we have right now would not exist?

All those awesome action movies where its a race against time to save the world from a criminal organisation hellbent on chaos and world domination?

Gone.

The Great Gatsby and his slutty parties and reckless pining?

Gone.

Godzilla?

Gone.

Snoop Dogg and his beloved music?

Gone.

A world wherein we can freely see a young Hugh Dancy sluttily covered in blood and entrenched in a homoerotic, literally consuming love with a DILF-y Mads Mikkelson, also sluttily covered in blood?

Gone.

What would we even be left with? The gripping adventures of a man running from store to store to find the right kind of flour?

"Whhhaaaaahh, I hated this Evil Villain, I wish he wasn't in the movie!"

Good. That means the storytelling did its job. That means the actor played the Evil Villain well. That means the role was properly fulfilled.

That does not mean the Evil Villain shouldn't exist.

#myfandomrealitea #sephiroth speaks #reality #fandom #movies #tv #tv shows #books #literature #proship #proshipping

[welcomehomerandomness]

Welcome Home Website Update Reaction Notes (3/9/2024) Part 2 (SPOILERS)

Here's Part 2 of my Welcome Home Website Update Reaction Notes (3/9/2024)! Hope you enjoy it!

Howdy caterpillar walking ASMR

“It was then that Howdy Pillar pulled out a luxurious looking scarf- If one were to take a guess, it was probably the perfect size for a large house! Wally’s eyes sparkled brightly as he looked at it, but Barnaby was not as impressed. Still, he remembered this was all for Wally.” Barnaby doesn’t like the scarf but at least he knows that Wally needs it to give it to Home…Barnaby’s a true bestie

“There, scaling the tallest of the Homewarming trees in all of the neighborhood, was Sally Starlet herself. She was wearing an outfit adorned in sparkles, glitter, tinsel, ornaments, and even strings of popcorn- She was, as she’s ever been, truly a sight to behold. Even now as she continued to climb up the tree, she was radiant.” Sally is a goddess and an icon

Sally’s nickname for Barnaby is “Barntholomew” lol

Poppy is best bird mom friend lol

Also I wonder what the sunflower-seed ham tastes like

Why does Wally’s voice sound distorted when he says “How can that be.”? Is he sad? Mad? Both?

Awww at least the story ends on a good n-WAIT WHERE’S EDDIE??? WHY ISN’T HE IN THIS STORY???

EDDIE???

I’m scared for Eddie now

Also I love how we get to hear more of Home in this storybook record even if I joke around on how I hate Home lol

Now let’s hear Wally’s Toyland…I think it’s a Christmas song lol

Well at least this one has music instead of Wally singing acapella

Wally’s singing is so beautiful...It brought tears in my eyes sniffles

Also is it just me or do the lyrics “Childhood's joy land…Mystic merry toyland…Once you pass its borders…You can ne'er return again” seem kinda sus?

Like I feel like Wally’s singing about the Neighborhood and how you can never return back home once you entered it? Hmmm…

Anyways let’s listen to Up from the Home-Top which is basically the Welcome Home version of Up from the House Top lol

Oh crap Barnaby’s dead/j

THERE’S EDDIE THERE HE IS HE’S SAFE (for now)

“You lost control!? Can’t you see we’re in the middle of preparing for my Homewarming play? Julie is my Santa Claus! And Home? Her trusted reindeer!” Sally, how does Home being a reindeer work??? Is it gonna drag itself on the stage as Julie rides on top of it or???

Oh crap Julie and Frank are dead/j

Also the song is so silly and wholesome I love it

Now it’s time for “Howdy's Holiday Hullabaloo” Record!!! I’m so excited to hear this!!!

LET’S GO KIDDOS IT’S TIME TO LEARN SOME PILLAR FAMILY LORE

“How, normally, I don’t close early for any ol’ thing! Not rain, not sleet, not snow - not even that time Julie launched herself clean through the wall over there!” Oh god I imagine that one scene from the Scott Pilgrim movie where Scott crashes through a window…But instead of a window it’s a FREAKING WALL

HIS MA AND POPS AWWW

Howdy’s brother kinda sounds like Frank lol

Poor Howdy’s dying inside

I think we all know who Howdy’s favorite sibling is lol

The brother-in-law sounds so nonchalant lol

The nephews are so adorable awww

I just realized that Howdy’s uncle is a snail which is why he’s French lol

I wonder if the uncle is a reference to the Swedish Chef from the Muppets but he’s French instead

Oh god the cousin is a stoner hippie lol

I love Howdy’s grandma

I love Barnaby’s reaction to seeing Howdy’s family at the end lol

Overall the song is pretty charming and I love it so much

Also Barnaby's Tobacco Pipe??? Honestly it’s funny but I don’t think this toy will go well if it was created today lol

Barnaby be teaching kids in the early 70s’ how to be like Snoop Dogg but instead of weed it’s bubbles

Oh god not the nephews

Now let’s listen to “Bug-a-Bye and Goodnight: An Ode to Hibernation” Record

Frank’s voice is so beautiful I love it

But Frank seems kinda sad…

I want to buy that set of homewarming greeting cards to give to my family and friends during Christmas lol

Also I want to try the Crispy Sweets frosted cereal so bad...I NEED IT!!!

And there’s a mini doodle on the side of the pictures too

OHHHHH SO THAT’S WHY THOSE SYMBOLS ARE EVERYWHERE THEY’RE PART OF A SECRET CODE

I solved the code at the back of the cereal box but I don’t have time to decipher the other code that was spread all over the website because I’m too lazy lol

I went back to the Merchandise section and found out that Eddie’s toy that Santa was about to introduce in the radio ad was an Eddie Dear Li’l Mailman Kit

I also want to buy all these toys so bad I don’t care if I’m a college student I want them all lol

“Although our Guestbook is and will remain closed for the foreseeable future, we wanted to properly recreate it for those newly joining in our efforts to explore Welcome Home! After all, it’s fun to look back and see how far we’ve come together as a community! We will be recreating all eight original pages in the near future, so check back in soon to see if you can find your message! Have fun!” I can’t wait to see the Guestbook in the future

ALSO I JUST REALIZED THAT THE CLICKABLE BUGS ARE GONE

Dang I’m gonna miss those bugs

I can’t believe I spent hours on this website lol

My hands are kinda tired from typing lol

Also let me know if I miss anything

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home spoilers #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #julie joyful #frank frankly #eddie dear #howdy pillar #sally starlet #poppy partridge #welcome home home

[lucy4-ever]

sfw headcanons about tom kaulitz

!all SFW!

loves checking you out

lets you take his oversized clothes

when you meet, he directly proved you he wasn't a player anymore cause he totally fell for you, and you REALLY satisfy him in bed, so what more?

he's flirty af and talk dirty in public as much as in private

he literally doesnt give a single fck

probably made you learn dirty words in german and told you they meant sweet things

and you understood quickly but still acted like you didnt know

so you randomly, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, say these sentences to tease him

you guys have usual arguments but he ends up saying you're right, cause... you were duh

however he never raises his voice at you

always sleeping on your thighs or chest

likes to embarass you and say cringe things so that you both start bursting out laughing

always has his hand on you : waist, shoulder, butt... (as long as you're fine with it)

acts like he doesn't crave your affection (but really does)

he fancies you and probably make fake scenarios about you

PHYSICAL TOUCH is his typa love (not that suprising)

you probably really get along with bill

you be both smoking at 1am and be like "let's stop smoking" and forget about it the day after

gets jealous really easily and tell you right away (he also insults them right to their face when you just stand there and laugh at the situation)

i feel like tom doesn't really have communication issues, he can sometimes be mean and harsh while telling you what he thinks

i think he has some trust issues (even though, he's the one who used to be a player)

but i think it's actually deeper than that

he doesn't feel safe, knowing what anyone could do to you :(

that's why he's so possesive and jealous

anyway

y'all love touching at eachother's hair

you probably already put makeup on his face due to a dare

oh yeah, games

when you feel like drinking you two have the tradition to play a game before getting too touchy

like, never have i ever, truth or dare, answer the question or drink..

big fan of snoop dogg

everyone knew tom always brought random girls in his room

but for you, it wans't his room, so everyone understood it was different

espicailly bill who immediatly made friend with you

his fav part of your body are 100% your chest, thighs and ass

you love his eyes and abs for sure 🤭

doesn't particulary loves being the spotlight but he really needs your attention to live

late drunk and high night drives in his car with the 2000s rap blasting is heaven

and you'll just park in an isolated place and do your thing

brought you to the studio and both made a song

y'all made an awful song, while being high and drunk, thinking it was perfect and re listened it the next day and were ASHAMED

georg, gustav and bill laughed for hours

you two often get bored and just start making out to kill time

and it works really well

got caught A LOT by literally EVERY ONE

#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #hdcns #headcanons #reader fluff #sfw #tom kaulitz fluff #tom kaulitz hdcns #hcns fluff #reader x tom kaulitz

[sidsthekid]

and THAT’S what the dogg fuckin does

#can he fucking relax! #eveey game day #pulling up like a smokeshow #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche

[rayshippouuchiha]

About that Naruto is Uchiha catnip and probably fucked 75% of the Uchiha clan thing... What job did he ultimately become ultra successful in? Or does he have multiple jobs he is ultra successful in? Like he took an acting job as an extra and then got noticed and started getting better roles, initially got typecast in sunny, optimistic, happy-go-lucky characters, then had a breakout role with a villainous character and his acting was so good it made everyone shit their pants, thus getting rid of the typecasting problem, and launching an exceptional acting career with a diverse and memorable portfolio of characters and a fuckload of awards. He does modelling and dancing, and as fans have noticed, has amazing handwriting and started showing off his calligraphy skills on his profile time to time as well. Has a preference for traditional clothes with a modern twist so his style is pretty distinct and he is known for his iconic kimono-suit fusions. He's like Snoop Dogg.... Appearing everywhere and doing everything including a channel where he takes care of his extensive greenhouse and a series of children's books with the Nine Bijuu collaboration with other notable personalities being the most well known. The books were so popular that these nine, including SandCo heir Gaara, Rapper Kirabi etc actually wrote a nine part novel series with each one writing a single book in the series and the last one, the Juubi being a combined effort. Basically Naruto was always overshadowed by his brilliant family but when he struck out on his own even he couldn't have predicted how extremely successful he would end up being. So the so called Black sheep to the family was a Red Fox in disguise.

Oh i am putting this in the tag because this is great and I could totally see it fitting into things

#Uchiha Nip AU #Naruto #RayRambles

[sam-dugesian]

"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

#super straight #idiots will be stupid #you're welcome

[sugawhaaa]

Jungkook X reader

Morning routine

Pairing:Jungkook x fem!reader

Warings:none

Genre:fluff

Synopsis: after a sweet movie night last night you and Jungkook go through your regular morning routine but with a little more fun

A/N: people keep reading my older fanfics that are lowkey shit and it's like...PLEASE READ MY ACTUALLY GOOD STUFF 😭😭😭

Jungkook - morning routine 🎥

You watched the TV glow around the living room swallowed by darkness. Jungkook's head rested on your legs as your fingers strummed through his curly hair. You and Jungkook just finished watching the most recent spider man movie in his living room. The credits started rolling with some of the ost's playing in the background.

"What did you think of that?" You said looking down at the sleepy bunny on your thighs. "Jungkook?" You said as you gently tapped his shoulder.

"Oh, it was pretty good," he opened one of his eyes to look up at you through his long bangs accompanied by a little smirk. He then closed his eyes again before snuggling into you. You spotted a blanket behind you on the back of the couch. It was a soft brown and it contrasted nicely with the Grey couch. You took it and laid it over top of Jungkooks body. As you tucked him in, making sure almost every inch of his body was nice and cozy he opened his eyes. He watched as you treated him like your little baby. You noticed his staring eyes.

"What?" You said with some mysterious pink dust on your cheeks.

"You're so good to me," he said with a loving smile as you sat back up with his head perched on your legs again.

"That's because I love you~" you said, pinching his cheek lightly making him giggle and wiggle around. "Good night babes," you said as you pat his head lightly. His eyes fluttered shut and he snuggled into the blanket.

It wasn't long before you heard snoring from him and you realized the TV was still on. You grabbed a remote and exited out of the movie before shutting the TV off. You found a little foot rest to set your feet on nearby. You bent over Jungkook's sleepy head and pulled over the foot rest. You set your feet on top of it. You laid back against the couch and found yourself drifting asleep alongside Jungkook.

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Your eyes slowly opened to a bright lit living room with Jungkook half falling off the couch. You rubbed your eyes as you remembered last night and basically tried to come back from the dead. You stretched and grabbed your phone. You scrolled through some socials and played a game for a short while before decideding it was time to get up. You gently shook Jungkook and he slowly opened his doe eyes.

"Wakey wakey bunny," you smiled down at him. His face softened when he saw you. He lazily raised a hand to your cheek and patted it. You weren't sure what that really meant but you've gotten used to Jungkooks weird behavior. "I'm gonna go make breakfast,"you said patting his cheek back. He sat up off your legs to let you up. He let out a little groan and assumed that was his way of saying okay.

You got up and just started frying some eggs. Cracking each egg on the side of the counter and listening to the eggs sizzle as they hit the surface of the hot pan. As you chefed them up you felt song arms wrap around your waist. You jumped slightly before sighing.

"Smells yummy," he said in his morning voice as he rubbed his face into the corner of your shoulder. His wavy morning hair tickling your neck and you smiled. Like a motherly smile. The kind of smile a mom gives her kids when they're all playing nicely together.

You finished your underwhelming breakfast and sat down at the kitchen table. Bam came trotting over and sat under the table by your feet. Jungkook sat next to you as he ate your meal as if it were his last day on earth. There was hardly an opportunity to talk to him. Meanwhile you were calmly cutting up your food and eating it piece by piece. You took a deep breath as you watched the fool with all the love in your eyes. Jungkook caught your loving stare and gave you a cute little bunny smile. You laughed at his adorable expression.

"Why are you staring at me?" He said after swallowing his food.

"You're just so perfect," you said with a grin.

"I'm eating like a pig right now. What do you mean?" He said, cocking an eyebrow. You laughed your ass off before shrugging.

"I don't know. You're just you!" You said standing up with your plate in hand. You walked over to the dishwasher as Jungkook's eyes followed your figure. You gestured for him to give you his plate and he waddled over with his plate and utensils. He had a goofy grin on his face as you did these little tasks for him.

You and your boyfriend have a general morning routine. Eat breakfast, brush teeth, brush hair, skin care, and stretch. The rest of the day was pretty much just a whim. Without even saying anything you went to the bathroom as JK waited outside shifting from side to side. Then you traded spots. He went to the washroom as you adjusted the heat pump. After a while you joined him in the bathroom. The two of you brushed your teeth when Jungkook had a great idea.

"We should do that thing where I hold your tooth brush and brush your teeth and you do the same for me!" He said with a smile. You shrugged your shoulders.

"Why not," you giggled as you handed him your toothbrush. He gave you his and you awkwardly brushed his teeth. It was quite the funny feeling and you laughed. It got chaotic quickly. Choking each other, brushing each other's lips, it was so fun for no reason. Jungkook took the tooth brush out of your mouth and rubbed the toothpaste on your nose. "Hey!" You yelped as Jungkook laughed at you. That's when you grabbed some mouthwash and chucked it in his mouth, catching him way off guard. Now it was your turn to laugh at him.

"Alright bring it on!" He said as he tackled you and started coloring your eyebrows with toothpaste. You laughed and squirmed around. You got an elastic from a little jar on a little rack beside the sink and messily tied his hair back with it. After you did that he grabbed a handful of Bobby pins and put them in your hair. You laughed hysterically.

"Why!?" You laughed as you rolled over on the floor. You then noticed some body butter on the side of the sink and you grabbed it. You grabbed a big scoop of it before drawing a smiley face on his forehead. You laughed at how silly he looked. Meanwhile he smiled at you with the most pure in love eyes you've ever seen. He then placed toothpaste kisses all over you. You squirmed around as you laughed saying, "that tickles!" Jungkook stopped and you both let out big sighs.

"We should probably actually get ready now," Jungkook said as he stood up with a big grin. You nodded and washed yourself up.

After the whole bathroom fiasco you and Jungkook did some quick morning stretches in the living room. After that Jungkook did the dishes from last night. Popcorn bowl, some cups and other random things that were thrown in the sink. Meanwhile you were vacuuming and cleaning the bathroom. Jungkook moved onto doing some laundry as you showered.

After all the morning chores you and Jungkook found each other sitting on the couch in the living room. Jungkook placed his Nintendo switch into the TV and you brought yours out to the living room. You sat next to him on the couch and you wrapped a blanket around both of you.

"So this is the plan today?"

"One hundred percent," he said with a grin and a determined head nod.

#bts army #bts fic #bts fanfic #bts x reader #bts jungkook #bts jk #bts jeon jeongguk #bts jeon jungkook #jungkook fluff #jungkook x original character #jungkook x y/n #jungkook #bts yoongi #Spotify

[driftwood-fireflies]

what are your headcanons about stu?

ANON. anon. we are going to have a spring wedding. I am going to kiss you on the mouth.

OKAY so I've posted about this a million times but I will repeat this forever: stu is VERY transgender to me <3 in my mind I pretend that the 90s were accepting of trans kids so I think he started T when he was around 12 and got top surgery at 15 or so. (his parents are loaded, remember)

I think billy has been his friend since childhood and they basically grew up together so he's known for a while but none of the rest of the group know. not even tatum - I think when they fool around its usually just stu giving favors or over the clothes stuff. she probably just thinks he's too shy or something, so she doesn't press about it too much.

as for sexuality I do think there's a pretty obvious case to be made for him being bisexual but to me at least, he's just gay lol. mostly because I don't think he really has or will ever give a shit about anyone in the world in the same way he does with billy, hence. gay. (though he could still be bi under that logic, I just choose to interpret it this way)

I also think that he loves music as much as he loves movies - its canon that he listens to 2pac and green jelly, so we know a bit of his tastes right there. I do also think he's into classic rock (though. I guess for them it would be contemporary rock) and numetal, also experimental/industrial. but first and foremost he's a rap lover - I think aside from 2pac he's big into obie trice, snoop dogg, ice cube and coolio. (obie trice is projection on my part I will not lie .)

as for his favorite movies he's a big horror lover of COURSE but his favorite horror subgenre is definitely either grindhouse or 'splatstick,' (think old peter jackson horror movies), he's a BIG gore lover. Billy is a bit more pretentious and philosophical about it and to an extent stu is too, but he can't resist the allure of a movie about hacking people to death. I think in his top 3 are braindead/dead alive, texas chainsaw, and nightmare on elm street. he's a big lover of horror/comedies as well :)

I could literally talk about him forever but to keep this ask from being novel length if you have any specific questions I will answer those in a separate ask LOL thanks for the question ^_^

#soooo much projection going on here its actually hilarious #this guy thinks hes stu macher everyone point and laugh #asks #headcanon asks #scream #scream movie #scream 1996 #stu macher

[hellkitepriest]

saturday night ee dj set events

jeremy wasn’t there because i guess he did all the work yesterday

mike and pete just sat at a table next to the decks talking to each other the whole time and i got to very awkwardly shake their hands (transgender moment) while mike said he remembered seeing me the previous day. Yep,

get your freak on by missy elliott was played for the second night in a row

alex robertshaw looks more comfortable behind the decks than he does 75% of the time but still looks rather awkward

alex robertshaw saw me sitting on the sofa with my friends and grinned and nodded at me because i guess he recognised me

i did not see this happen but @abattoirstars apparently witnessed jon putting his full hand into alex’s front pocket for some reason

alex played a slightly fucked version of once in a lifetime by talking heads and we could not figure out why it sounded Off but something was up

i asked alex if the podcast guy ever saw my niche synth shirt, because the picture he took of it in nottingham was on mike’s phone, and he said yes and that he “absolutely loved it” and “wants one” so i guess i’ve captured the imagination of some modular synth podcaster

just like, way too much heterosexual kissing during snoop dogg

impulsively asking alex if he could play it’s my life by talk talk and him making some vague approving noises

then thinking “haha what a funny night this is i’m going to post about it on tumblr” only for alex to lean over to me a solid minute later and go “sorry what was it you wanted?” while i was fully in the tumblr post box GO AWAY

having to shout IT’S MY LIFE BY TALK TALK at this poor man who then nodded and went “i don’t know if we’ve got it, but i do love that song,”

they did not play it’s my life by talk talk

jon hugged us goodbye as he left and went “good to see you two :)”

alex also hugged us goodbye also

pete gave us a kind little wave

:))))) 😭🥰☺️😌

#just absolute nonsense sorry everyone #c vs the band

[more-better-words]

When all else fails, Just Post ™️.

This was proving to be one of those days when Trip and T'Pol would see a great deal of one another in the course of their duties, but have very little time to actually speak. She was in Engineering, helping with some standard stress test calibrations when Trip paused by her station. "Sorry I, uh, haven't really said hi today," he said, passing the PADD he held between his hands. She gave him a curious look; agitation was not abnormal for him, but to be so perturbed simply because he hadn't had the chance to greet her yet? There was something more at work.

"If you are concerned I am offended, I assure you I am not," she told him.

"That's good...I mean, I wasn't..." He stopped himself, took a breath, and asked, "Can we talk? Later? Off duty?"

"Of course."

"Okay...good." He nodded, seemingly to himself. "I'll stop by your quarters." He extended his fingertips to her; she touched them, and he hustled off to oversee the upper level.

A quiet curiosity hummed at the edge of her senses for the remainder of her duty shift. They had shared the previous evening's meal with the captain, and he had been his usual self - something had occurred since then, and she couldn't help but wonder what it was. But patience would have to be her watchword, so she performed her duties, and when her shift was over, she returned to her quarters to await him. She didn't have to wait long.

He entered with the same restless energy he'd exhibited that morning; as soon as the door was closed, she seized his shoulder, and sat him down on the edge of the bed. "Sorry," he muttered, looking sheepish, "I'm just-"

"Trip," she said, sitting beside him, "what is it?"

He took a deep breath. "Last night…I wasn't tired, so I went to the mess to work on my proposal for the Andorian project, and the captain came in. He couldn't sleep. We, uh, we got to talkin', and I…told him that we're both lookin' to transfer. And why."

"He will have to be privy to any reassignment either of us undertake," T'Pol pointed out. "He will know soon enough - what does it matter that you told him last night?"

"It isn't so much what I told him…it's something he asked me."

"Which was?"

"If you and I were gonna make it official." At her blank look, he elaborated. "Get married."

"Oh." She considered that for a moment, then tilted her head. "Are we?"

He stared at her, then laughed weakly, running his hands over his face. "You wanna know why I haven't brought it up? Honestly?"

"Yes."

He tightened his lips, wetting them with his tongue before saying heavily, "You've been married. I'd understand if you didn't wanna do it again, if it's...not a concept you've got warm feelings towards." He sighed. "And we've got a really good thing goin' now, and I don't want to mess that up."

"We do have a good thing," she agreed quietly. "But my previous marriage bears no resemblance to our current relationship."

"Exactly. And that's why I don't want to-"

"That marriage was the result of negotiations between Koss's family and my own when we were children. I had very little choice in the matter." She touched his cheek, turning his head to look her full in the face. "But I chose you, Trip."

His eyes were fixed on her, caught, as if held by some invisible tether. "I wanna spend the rest of my life with you," he whispered.

"I would like that."

"So you...wanna get married?"

She nodded, brushing her thumb over his cheek. "I want to marry you."

He smiled, suddenly and hugely. "Okay. Then we'll-" Something seemed to occur to him, and his head lolled back, his smile replaced with a pained look of self-recrimination. "Wow. Hell of a proposal there, Tucker. Good job."

T'Pol raised a questioning eyebrow. He took a deep breath, stood, straightened his collar and sleeves, and dropped to one knee in front of her. "T'Pol," he said seriously, looking her squarely in the eye. "I love you. You make me happy. Will you marry me?"

Her eyebrow remained elevated. "Was my previous statement unclear?"

He doggedly maintained eye contact, his mouth pursed. Suddenly she remembered similar scenes in some of the films he'd picked for movie nights over the years. A proposal. Right. She twitched her shoulders slightly, perfecting her posture. "Yes, Trip. I will marry you."

The smile was back. "Sorry, I just...I really wanted to do it right."

She wanted to tell him that the method was immaterial, but he looked so pleased that she simply said, "I believe I understand."

He seemed to realize he was still in the floor, and stood, pulling her up with him, clasping both her hands in both of his. "The, uh, the cap hinted real hard last night that if we were gonna get married, he wanted to do the ceremony."

"Did he?"

"Oh yeah."

"He would actually be a very logical choice of officiant." She paused, then asked quietly, "I make you happy?"

"Yeah," he said, sounding surprised at the question. "You really do." He kissed her hands, first the left and then the right, never taking his eyes from her face. "And I really do love you."

"And I love you."

He smiled, and she realized her question about his happiness truly was redundant. "Then I guess we got a weddin' to plan."

#fic #trip x t'pol #star trek enterprise #too cute?

[yawnderu]

HIIII LEMME JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR WRITINGS SMMMM ESPECIALLY SIMON RILEY X BIMBO!READER

also, kind of random question. i'm new to the cod fandom and i'm not able to play the game. but i love it sm. and google isn't helpful whatsoever. so, i was wondering what character is in what team? i ofc know Task Force 141 but who all besides König and Horangi are in KorTac??

i really want to learn more about cod and the characters but i'm scared some random annoying boy would mansplain it to me and i dont got the patience for that shit 😭😭

MWAHHH thank u so much princess!💗

And yeah of course!! KorTac and SpecGru have both canon and non-canon characters, the non-canon characters do not interact with the canon characters, and aren't part of the story in the game.

The non-canon characters for each faction are the following:

KorTac:

Neymar Jr, Oroku "Shredder" Saki, Atom, Nicholas "Nickmercs" Kolcheff, Homelander, Black Noir, Nicki Minaj, 21 Savage, V4L3RIA, Lilith, Skeletor, Sardaukar, Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, Firecracker and Michonne.

SpecGru:

Abolisher, Paul Atreides, A-Train, John Doe, Rick Grimes, Paul Pogba, Lionel Messi, Kevin Durant,  Timothy "TimTheTatman" Betar, Io, Arthur, Starlight, Snoop Dogg, Lara Croft, Spawn, Alucard, Ash Williams and Inarius.

You can find more information about the factions, including canon characters, using these links:

KorTac

SpecGru

I hope that helped!💗

#stray answers #cod mw3 #cod mw2 #specgru #kortac

[lunastyrs]

Yuu was brought to Twisted Wonderland with their childhood pet as their familiar. Turns out bearded dragons are actual dragons in twisted wonderland. 

A Familiar Pet

~Ramshackle Dorm (during prologue) ~

The headmaster fluttered out the door, abandoning the world traveler to the decrepit building. They open their cloke to the reptile clinging to their chest, at least they had their beared dragon with them.

The building began to creak as rain started vail the outside. Droplets falling on Yuu’s head through the holes in the roof.

“How am I going to keep you warm?” a finger ran across the scales. Yuu’s head tilts, eyes squint taking in the pet that has been with them for the last 5 years.

“Smaug… when did you get wings?”

“GWAH! It's pouring out there!”

A flaming ball shatters one of the few complete windows. The blue-eared cat from earlier skids through the dust piled on the floor.

“Fu–” A tsunami of dust roared toward Yuu, filling their lugs. Coughs rumbled and ricocheted through them, body shaking with each gasp of breath.

“Bwahaha! That look on your face is priceless! Like a bat that got blasted by a water gun.” The jab at his human puffed Smuag up. His claws loosening his hold on their shirt.

“As if I wouldn't just sneak back onto campus the second I escaped pryin' eyes. You all got no idea what I'm capable of-”

A blur of tan slammed into the annoying cat. Hissing. Puffing. Sparking.

Then the ghosts appeared.

—----

With the ghosts and Crowley gone, Yuu turns to the other two creatures in the dorm. A smile stretched across their face as they rushed toward them.

“You’re absolutely amazing!”

Grim shakes his fur out. Crossing his arms with a grin.

“Why, yes, I am.”

Yuu rushes past him to the sleepy tan dragon on the floor.

“Holy shit, you can breathe fire! You impressive little ball of sass! You are an amazing lizard aren't you”

“Hey, human! I can breathe fire too!”

Yuu dead eyes the cat.

“Smaug is mine. Which immediately makes him better than you.”

~Caffatriea ( time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )~

“No Smaug! You already ate 2 raspberries you need to eat the rest of your food.”

The dragon puffs up all two feet of himself. The underside of him darkened.

“Don’t you puff up at me!”

Ace tries to slip another raspberry onto Smuag’s plate. Yuu smacks his hand with a glare. Sparks began to blink in the dragon's mouth.

“No, no, no! No fire!”

~Ramshackel During SDC~

Vil dogges another ember as he enters Ramshackel’s common room.

“Yuu! Your familiar keeps trying to light me on fire.”

Yuu flips to the next page of Professor Crewel’s homework.

“You're the one that placed a curse on anything that is high in sugar”

Amatheth eyes narrow. Painted lips twitch to a frown.

“What does that have to do with Smaug?”

Eyebrows raise as luminescent eyes blink. Yuu tilts their head back to look at Vil.

“That included his berries in the fridge”

An immaculately shaped eyebrow raises as he side-steps more sparks. Yuu sighs and stretches their arms.

“Look, I have been dealing with a pissed-off familiar for the past week. If this makes him easier to handle, I’m going to let it happen. Especially since I can’t give him the berries to behave.”

Yuu stands and turns to Vil. Eyes blazing as a crocked smile full of gritted teeth stretches across their face.

“This could have been avoided, if you uncursed the berries like I asked the first night you all got here.”

#twisted wonderland #here is the 250+ words I promised #I didn’t promise quality #writing is hard #twst fanfic #twst #my own lizard gets angry if I don’t share my raspberries #vil shoenheit #twst yuu #twst yuu familiar #I forgot how much I didn’t like grim the first two books #twst grim #Vil would probably kill Yuu if any of their clothes actually caught fire