#that's a you problem

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Sunshine: If your straight guy friend says that he supports gay rights, tell him that you thought he was gay the first time you met him and watch how fast he gets offended and insecure and starts demanding to know why you thought that. Helps weed out the secret homophobes.

Swiss: I did this to one of the Brothers of Blasphemy that I’ve been hanging out with. His response was “Thought? More like hoped.” With a wink and a laugh. That’s a real ally right there!

#weed out the homophobes #gay is not an insult #that's a you problem #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost fandom #ghost posting #nameless ghoulettes #ghouls say gay is a-ok #ghouletts say gay is a-ok #sunshine ghoulette #swiss ghoul

[queermania]

Maybe if you weren't a racist cunt this wouldn't be happening to you

this is the kind of shit i woke up to this morning in my inbox because i said i didn't want anything to do with bear and that i just wanted to be left alone about the whole thing. i'm not responsible for his well-being or his inability to respect my boundaries. if he wants to stalk my blog or talk about me, let him.

and if you genuinely believe that me stating verifiable facts about the harassment i received regarding an adult, while still going out of my way to tell people not to harass him back (a courtesy that's never been extended to me as far as i'm aware) makes me the bad guy? oh well. i guess you'll just have to live with being incurably stupid for the rest of your life because it's certainly not my problem to deal with.

now please. go away.

#replies #anonymous #i simply dont know what you want from me #i am minding my own business while y'all fling wild accusations about me and my identity #and you keep insisting i'm somehow the villain?? #that's a you problem #wank for ts #bear sitch

[artofkhaos404]

You wanna know the truth behind whether your weeb friends are mentally stable? Ask them what anime characters they kin. If they say literally any major supervillain, that's you're que to be concerned.

But if they say Osamu Dazai? Might oughta hit up a crisis hotline. You can thank me later.

#me? kin Dazai? nooooooo #that's a you problem #not a me problem #im normal #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs dazai #dazai #port mafia #weebs #weeb stuff #weebshit #weeb #anime #anime kin #kinning #actually mentally ill #mentally unstable #mental illness #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #armed detective agency #bungou stray dogs dazai #anime villains #anime villain #villain #funny #funny stuff #anime memes

[princessheatherblossom]

Not even Monday gets Pinkie down

#youtube #tik tok #lip sync #cosplay #mlp #brony #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp art #Pink #pinkie pie #Pinkie #Weird #Weirdness #that's a you problem

[ssaalexblake]

Some people on this site are So rude and mean over the most inconsequential bullshit that it’d be funny if it wasn’t actually hurtful. 

#signed the side show dog apparently #a lot of the time i think i have crappy social skills but the helpful residents of tumblr remind me i am actually #at least #am not a jerk #different fandom experiences are not a crime and if if genuinely bothers you #that's a You problem #as is a compulsive need to be Correct(tm) all the time #chill the fuck out and leave like actual reasonable people idk it tends to work well for everybody else #but really the people who compulsively correct others Need to chill on this one. If you Have to correct people over inane shit Every time #it's legit a you problem #unless they explicitly asked you to do it #yes yes i know it can be annoying when other ppl get stuff wrong #but listen. somebody being wrong about something that doesn't matter is Not worth making them feel bad to cater #to your own perfectionism #it's not. #and an inability to understand people work in averages when talking about group sizes is unhelpful and pedantic #anyway tldr a bunch of you Need to recognise dumb fandom shit you are annoyed by is not a reason to be a dick to/at somebody #like i would never make a comment about somebody on my page if they'd ever see it #Ever. #i actually check even before i do the tumblr version of sub tweeting somebody #that they don't follow me #because i am not cruel #i'm easily irritated but i'm not mean #oh and btw.... reading comprehension. Try it.

[angelsanctuarys]

skill issue

#that's a you problem #at least you can see that the plot is better than [redacted] not all hope is lost for you #obviously this is going to be deleted soon

[asirensrage]

Hi 😁 just dropping in to say please stop with the Darkling nonsense 👋 have a lovely Christmas ❄️❄️❄️🙂🙂🙂

You know I just had a dream last night where the villian looked like Ben Barnes...he ended up being the love interest as well (my dreams sometimes play out like a movie) so I'm going to have to answer this with a resounding NO.

Sorry but your luck, anon, but if you don't like it, don't read it. In the mean time the Darkling will remain playing a role in my writing because have you seen him? Swoon.

#sorry to hear you cant regulate your experience but thats not my problem #that's a you problem #stop being a dick #anon

[hippo-pot]

fake leather isn't any worse than any other kind of plastic, people just get something out of looking down on it specifically b/c it's associated with vegans

#plastic is bad. yes. but if you're super vocal about fake leather and not about like. plastic forks #that's a you problem #anyway sorry that's my snotty post for 2024. i won't make any more

[faustiandevil]

Is it okay to reply to an email complaint with "sounds like a skill issue, babe"?

#Faustian Fables #If you cannot use the simple guide with visuals that show you step by step where to click #That's a YOU problem #Don't make it into a me problem I will end you

[lightdancer1]

Hannah-Nikole Jones and Gerald Horne may not be aware of this but:

One of the bigger whoppers in Gerald Horne's Counterrevolution of 1776, and the 1619 Project essay that takes it as anything but a work of hackery, is treating this as a cause of the Revolution. In reality it was the opening salvo of the war spreading to the South from New England. A deed taken after a war began does not, Hannah Nikole Jones and Gerald Horne's selective understanding of chronology and reality aside, cause the event it reacts to.

All the same Dunmore did hit the Southern colonies where it hurt and the result was that the Continental Army wound up the most integrated US force of arms until the Truman era.

#lightdancer comments on history #black history month #us history #american revolutionary war #dunmore proclamation #1619 project #the counterrevolution of 1776 #this is one of the set of lies in the book that does have to be presented as one #if you read these books and come away with the impression that George III was John Brown then well.... #that's a you problem

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

people have cats instead of children

we all know it

i’ve said it before

and yet

I just

man

people have cats instead of children

listen to this cute thing my cat did yesterday

they’re such little individuals I love them so much

I know he causes trouble but look at that face

please help my cat is so sick

here are some photos of our vacation last year

look at him in front of his birthday cake

and we’re all just forced to pretend this is normal

#'oh so you have a problem with cats' #no I have a problem with cat owners #it's not the cat's fault #I know this is hard for you to hear but it is in fact an animal and I'm sorry to burden you with this knowledge #but it's not smarter than you #and if it's in charge #that's a you problem

[kawaiichibiart]

So.

Are people done fucking crying about the Revival my Dream event being cancelled? We're getting our compensation and this was pretty much along the lines that I was expecting.

Or are people still gonna cry and whine and be babies about it?

If you just wanted the song, you're getting the song. Obviously with different costumes for the video release, but we are getting Showtime Ruler.

#project sekai #hatsune miku colorful stage #project sekai colorful stage #proseka #prosekai #colorful stage #no i will not apologize for saying the TRUTH #i really wasn't expecting thousands upon thousands of crystals #i was expecting some #the song was up there as a high possibility #everything else was a probability but not a real loss in my eyes #i was hoping for a free 10x gacha and we're getting 3 days of it #it be just be 3 total but it's more than i expected #but seriously #if you expected more because you put money into this one event #sorry not sorry #that's a YOU problem

[aemoglobin]

“we thought the new hades game girl was a made-up goddess” sounds like someone didn’t have a greek mythology hyperfixation period as a child

#that's a you problem #rose idol chatter

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

#steph's post tag #also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB #LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW. #IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems. #Go there. Get Purified. Done. #and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel