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jermer10 · 3 months

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Hey, I've got a TF2 request, if you don't mind! Mercs with a s/o who accidentally falls asleep with their head on the mercs shoulder. (Very cliche, I know...) I'll let you pick who you want to write for, no pressure! PS, I think your writing is phenomenal, and I anticipate whatever you might post next!

TF2 falling asleep on their shoulder

gn reader | ahhh tysm!! this message means so much :) i decided to write for all the mercs, hope you enjoy!!!

temperatures are in celsius

drabbles under the cut :P

Scout: "Move ova'!" Scout pushed his way onto the already overcrowded couch, disregarding the protests of the other mercs. Tonight was movie night at the red base, and he would be damned if he couldn’t use this as a moment to try and get closer to you. "Hiya toots," he flirted, stretching his right arm out to rest around your shoulders. "Hi Jeremy." You smiled and rolled your eyes playfully. Scout had been crushing on you for a while, every chaste touch and every flirty interaction had culminated in something that far outweighed any feelings he once had for Pauling. The movie had long since started, and mercs were continuing to file into the living room, squishing themselves onto the lounge or plotting themselves onto the floor. He couldn't remember the genre let alone the name of the film, all Scout could hear was the sound of his own heartbeat and the feeling of uncomfortable itchiness in his throat as you cuddled into his side. An hour in and your eyes began to grow heavy, breathing slowing in tandem. Jeremy glanced down at you, his palms moist and his face flushed as he wrapped his arm around your waist, attempting to focus on the movie and not how cute you looked like that. He was definitely asking you out in the morning.

Soldier: Everyone felt hot, sweaty, and exhausted as they slugged themselves back to the blu base. The mood hung heavy, no one seemed interested in Soldier’s usual antics - all except you, of course. You feigned a smile as he ranted about team ethic and the "American spirit", some mercs scowled at the man and others mumbled profanities and sauntered off. A light breeze came in through the afternoon air, Soldier sighed in the smell of Spring. “Hey, we should sit out here for a bit,” you squeezed Jane’s arm, pulling him towards one of the wooden benches placed just outside of the entrance to base. He felt his heart swell, not only did you want to hang out with him, but any touch from you made him absolutely crazy. “AFFIRMATIVE CUPCAKE,” Soldier responded, allowing you to lead the way. You audibly sighed as you sat down, just looking at you it was obvious you were exhausted. “Better luck next time, huh?” you joked, Soldier chuckled and stared out at the afternoon sky. You sat there together for a while, until he felt a sudden, yet small pressure on his shoulder. You had fallen asleep on him, and with anyone else he would have woken them up immediately, but you looked so peaceful and….pretty in a way? Soldier glued his eyes to the afternoon sky, he could think about these feelings later, better to let you rest after a long day.

Pyro: Being friends with Pyro was exhausting in of itself, and they knew this. But they couldn't help wanting to invite you along to their errands, you were their best friend and any time spent with you was time spent well. By the end of the day, you were both well past exhausted. "You're lucky I like you so much, otherwise I would never go on an errand run with you again." You teased, slinging an arm around their shoulders as you both trotted up the stairs to the base entrance. Pyro flushed under their mask, muffling out a "Yeah, yeah whatever, you love me." and rolling their eyes. You chuckled, opening the door to base and dragging yourselves to the living room. Pyro plopped onto the couch, sinking into the plush cushions and removing their mask. They knew the rest of the team wouldn't be back for a while, and the heat of the day had done a number to both of you. You took your seat next to them, sitting back and resting your feet on the coffee table in front of you. "Wanna watch tv?" They asked, grabbing the remote. "Yeah whatevs" You responded, yawning and stretching your arms over your head. An hour of mindless game shows, and you had passed out, head falling on their shoulder. Pyro chuckled, turning the tv down and dimming the lights. They pecked your forehead, and cuddled into you, making themself comfortable.

Demoman: Demo certainly didn’t take you as a drinker, let alone a party animal like himself! You go out for a couple drinks together after a team winning streak and manage to arrive back to base blasted out of your minds, clinging onto one another for dear life in your drunken stupor. “IIIIII LOOVE YOU DEMOOO!!!!” You proclaimed, enveloping your arms around the Scott’s neck. Grinning and face burning, he wrapped his arms around your waist, attempting to gently guide you back to your bedroom. His ongoing feelings for you had always been pushed down, and despite knowing that you were probably just super wasted and wouldn’t remember it in the morning, he didn’t want to waste possibly his only chance to spill at least some of his feelings to you. “Aye, i looove you too y/nnnn” Tavish slurred, poking your face in various places. You laughed and kissed the man on the cheek, “DAAATE ME TAAVAVVVV!!” You lamented, cupping his face in your hands. The sudden movement causing you both to topple over onto the floor of your room. Demo sat up and leant against the foot of your bed, you, laughing hysterically, joined him. Resting your head on his shoulder, your laughter dribbled off to giggles and you listened to his thundering heartbeat. "I really do like you, Tav.." You whispered, peering down at the floor, feeling a wave of tiredness wash over you. You nuzzled into his shoulder, and drifted off, leaving a beet faced Demo staring down at you.

Heavy: Visiting Heavy's home during the middle of a Russian winter was a less than ideal scenario, but the team had wanted to see what a "real winter" was like, and now here you were trudging 2 foot deep in snow towards the wooden lodge. Heavy opened the door to the sight of 9 freezing mercs, and scoffed. "Inside." He commanded. You furrowed your brows and complied, shivering from the contrast of hot air. "Drink." A mug of hot coco was given to you by the gentle giant. "T-thanks.." You mumbled, walking over to the fireplace and sitting cross legged in front of it. Most of the mercs were directed to their rooms, some lounged around in the kitchen or dining area, having quiet conversations. Heavy sat next to you, mug in hand. This was already too close to comfort for you, and he could tell. Whilst he had been crushing on you for a while, he was oblivious to whether you returned those feelings - believing that you were scared of him. But right now your tired eyes and pink cheeks said otherwise, seeking some form of comfort from the man. "Come, I will hold you to warm you up." Mikhail gave you no room for choice, and you were still freezing. You complied and scooted closer to Heavy, resting your head on his chest as he wrapped an arm around you. In an instant, you had fallen asleep, curled up on Heavy, the body heat shared between the two of you giving more warmth than the blazing heat permeating from the fireplace in front of you.

Engineer: Even after hours of battling, the match on 2fort had yet to finish. Scouts from both sides rushing for the briefcase, only to instantly die from sentry guns, Spies in disguise, or a Heavy hopped up on ubercharge. You were ready to drop, the respawn machine healing your wounds but doing nothing for your exhaustion. You knew that Dell was stationed in the intelligence room, sentry setup so anyone who trespassed would be delt with. The perfect place to catch a few z's before heading back out to the fight. "Yo Dell, can I maybe rest down here for a bit?" You implored, watching the man upgrade a dispenser. "Sure darlin'," He smiled earnestly, you gave him a look of relief. Curling up under the desk, you attempted to sleep, but the lack of cushioning made it an impossible task. Dell noticed, and gave the dispenser one last 'clonk' with his spanner before accompanying you under the table. "Here," He scootched up next to you, "You can rest on me if you'd like." You looked up at him, his cheeks felt hot. "Wow - yeah, thanks Dell." Blood rushed to your face as you situated your head on his shoulder. "Anytime, pumpkin." He muttered. Sleep was instantaneous, Engie held his breath until he was sure you were out cold, letting out a deep sigh and smiling down at the floor. How did he get so lucky?

Medic: Medic suffered long nights in the infirmary, and during those nights you would often visit him to keep him company. It was routine - you would saunter in around 9pm, sitting on the edge of the operating table, your feet barely touching the floor, chin resting in the palms of your hands as he tinkered away. He reveled in it - he had grown attached to this schedule, and by extension, you. Your mere presence made him giddy, seeing your sweet smile before he put you under anesthetics made his heart swell. The best nights were the ones where you would let him operate on you, he would be able to enact out his writings, throwing things at the wall and seeing what stuck. Then, you'd either walk out around 3am, or respawn from a botched surgery, and go to bed. Tonight, however, you had proven to be far too tired for a surgery, let alone a full night of softly rambling to Ludwig about whatever crossed your mind. You had pulled up the operating chair and sat next to him, eyes flickering between him and the notes he had been writing in his medical book, slowly drifting off. Your head fell on his shoulder, fast asleep. Medic peered down at you from over his glasses, breathing a lovestruck sigh. Maybe these were the best nights.

Sniper: The middle of the day in Sniper's van was akin to hell. The air smelt stale, windows wide open, no aircon, just the both of you sweaty, sticky, and half clothed. This would usually have embarrassed the two of you, but the 40 degree weather and sound of the other mercs outside attempting to cool off using a singular hose had you both choosing to stay indoors, not wanting to get involved in the argument currently taking place between Demo and Soldier. Heat fogged your brain, you felt so tired, your body sweat all of your energy out. "Fuck, why couldn't you get an AC installed?" You groaned, lazily shutting your eyes and fanning your face with your hand. Sniper shrugged, and despite not being able to see the motion, you scoffed. "Dunno," Mick responded nonchalantly. He trailed off, seemingly succumbing to the same heat induced exhaustion you were fighting with. You opened your eyes slightly, confirming your suspicions that Sniper had also closed his. Arms crossed, head pointing downwards, God, he looked so comfortable. Mick could tell what you were thinking, and he wanted nothing more than to cuddle up to you, but he couldn't bring himself to move. You were close like that, almost reading one another's minds at times. So you made the first step, sliding over to him and laying your head on his shoulder. Sniper was uncomfortably hot, yet refusing to move an inch as you slept on him. Eventually, he couldn't help but nod off alongside you.

Spy: The drive back from your mission was excruciating. Sniper and Medic sat in the driver and passenger seats respectively, the only sound was the droning radio hosts on the van's radio. You had failed, and you knew Spy was seething from the loss. You, however, were so tired you couldn't even stand. Partially from the bullet lodged in your calf, partially from the athlete level running you had to do in order to get back to the van after the high elected government official had caught you in the act attempting to steal nuclear launch codes. Spy was the one to snatch the codes, but you had still been seen, and that in of itself was a failure. Incidentally, Spy had been the one to offer you aid once you were safely in the van. Your arm draped around his shoulders, wincing at the sharp pains running up your leg. As much as he tried to hate you, he just....couldn't. You were too sweet, too kind. So, he opted instead to blame Medic and Sniper for being unable to damage control the situation better. You were slipping in and out of consciousness, head slowly rocking towards Spy's shoulder, and then awkwardly leaning back towards the wall of the vehicle. "Rest your head on me, mon cher. Otherwise you are going to break your nose." He grunted. In an instant you had passed out on him, breathing in the strong scent of cigarettes and expensive cologne. He sighed a breath of relief, enjoying your gentle pressure on his side. Smitten was an understatement.

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5eraphim · 7 months

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who do u think is the biggest brat tamer? my money is on sniper but i feel like if you tried hard enough u could get engie to snap 🫢

It's interesting you suggest Engie first because, in my opinion, he's in the top three of characters who come to mind right away when I think "brat tamer," but for some reason I would bet Administrator and Solly are more intense tamers than Engie.

Characters: Soldier 🦅, Administrator 🕷️, and Engineer 🦫 (Team Fortress 2)

Word Count: 1.3k

Rating: M (MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, GO PLAY OUTSIDE)

Content Warnings: yandere, unhealthy relationships, humiliation, brat taming, slight dumb-ification, edging/denial, roleplay, gender neutral reader

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TIP JAR

Soldier

In general, Solly is remarkably impatient and has little tolerance for being teased; once he's frustrated, it doesn't take much more than that until he snaps and decides to put you in your place right then and there.

Part of what makes dominating you such a turn-on for him is his pride in his physically imposing stature. It's cute, in a way, to see someone like you trying to disobey the likes of him. Solly is taller than average and abundant in bulky muscle, in addition to his generous amount of adipose. Nothing turns Solly on more than getting to use that against you.

Solly's always kept a close eye on you, and you've got another thing coming if you think he doesn't notice you slacking off during tainting, it's like you're practically asking him to go over to call you out in front of everyone, and he's more than happy to oblige. Though this is nothing compared to what he'll do to you once he gets you alone.

Just because he's off the battlefield, it doesn't mean he's ready to put away his trusty riding crop quite yet.

It's such a power trip for Solly to watch you go from mouthy, rebellious, and resilient to whimpering and begging for mercy; drool trickling down your chin, eyes glazed over as he stretches you out with his fingers or as he spreads your thighs as far apart as possible before pounding you relentlessly into the bed.

Refuses to give you a moment's rest until you've verbally apologized, sworn it will never happen again, and/or tell him whatever else he needs to hear to be convinced you've learned your lesson. Solly's also got a soft spot for listening to you call him "Sir," so you'd better be ready to do that as well.

As overly intense and overbearing as he can be in the moment, Solly's quite good at winding down responsibly with you after all the excitement. He'll tell you how proud he is of you, how strong you are to have endured all that, and will help clean up with you. While Solly can get cruel and even sadistic sometimes, he's not entirely unfair. Nor is he the type to leave you high and dry.

Administrator

She's always had a secret fondness for the "rebellious types."

Not because she wants to see you get away with acting out or mouthing off to her, but the more stubborn the brat, all the more satisfying to watch them fall.

There's something about watching some newbie with a little too much confidence try to get away with giving her attitude that really gets her going. It's cute watching you walk around like you're any better than the rest of the other people working under her. Helen knows it's only a matter of time before that little mouth of yours gets you in trouble, and she can't wait to be the one to put you in your place.

Likely, you won't even know when she decides it's time to humble you. Maybe you were just a little too messy on a mission or made some thoughtless comment to the press, foolishly thinking you had the choice to leave the mercenary business whenever you wanted, subtly implying a lack of control on her part- Something she refused to let go unpunished.

Admin is easily the most intense and uncompromising of all the doms in TF2, and if you try to act out around her or assume she'll offer you any kind of slack just because she thinks you're bangable, you would be sorely mistaken.

When she finally gets you alone in her bedroom, expect not only to be edged into oblivion but denial as well.

Admin will leave bruises all over your waist, hips, thighs, whatever she can get her hands on, as she forces you to take her strap, fucking you down while refusing to let you come. She wants to see how painfully overstimulated you can get while remaining completely unsatisfied as you beg for mercy, knowing it won't change a thing.

Aside from all that, she loves to draw blood with her long fake nails as she drags them over your naked body.

Admin is relentless when she wants you to suffer, and she won't let up until you've been reduced to a miserable, wet little pulp. Helen takes immense pleasure in seeing the look on your face at the end of the night after you've endured hours of torture. Seeing how exhausted and delirious you look, knowing whatever rebellion you once had has been thoroughly extinguished. While you can do nothing but whine and flinch at her every move.

Don't expect any special treatment at the end of all this either. You're sleeping on your own tonight, without so much as a kiss goodnight. Helen knows what she's doing is cruel, but as far as she's concerned, you brought all this on yourself. (Also, considering how much she gets off on her own cruelty, it's not like acknowledging her maliciousness would change anything.)

Engie

Unlike the other two, while Engie absolutely gets off on being a brat tamer, it takes a lot more to bring out this side of him. Not because he's a pushover, not at all; it's more a matter of protecting his "nice guy" reputation.

In general, he's rather generous in bed. He is a Southern gentleman, after all, but when he's in the mood to inflict a bit of punishment, he's an entirely different person.

While he would try to remain mellow and appear unaffected around others, taking any back-talk or misbehavior from you with good humor, it's all because he's trying his best to suppress his anger, forcing himself to wait until he knows how to punish you before acting.

Most of the time, he's capable of maintaining control until the two of you are alone at night, where he knows there's almost no chance of you getting interrupted; much unlike the other two, he's not into public humiliation, much less being the one to enforce it. Though if he's feeling a little extra dirty, he likes the idea of forcing you to cockwarm for him while he finishes up his daily work in his shop. (Engie likes the concept of spitefully humbling you for having the audacity to come between him and his work.)

He's not quite as into the physical pain aspect of brat taming. What he likes much more is witnessing you lose your mind pinned under him on your shared bed, going cock-drunk while he continues to pound into you. Slightly into the idea of a pleasure-induced mind break. As you go from confident, almost arrogant, and defiant, and fucking you into brainlessly submissive brainless whore. Babbling mindlessly and unable to resist him, even if you tried.

"Aw honey, you ain't lookin' so good down there. Did you ask for something? Need to take a break? No... nothin'? Guess I gotta keep goin' then."

Will offer mercy in the fakest, most condescending voice. He intends to prolong your suffering as much as possible, far longer than he ought. But the longer he looks at you like this, his mindless little doll flushed with need, clenching against him, the harder it is for Engie to call it quits.

When he does settle down, he'll get you cleared up and put you right to bed or walk through your nightly routine until he's ready to tuck you into bed. As much as he gets off through the act of dicking you down until you learn how to behave, Engie also gets off on your compliance and how dependent you can be on him to take care of you. While you had your fun playing independant, Engie knows you don't have a prayer of ever truly escaping him, not when he knows exactly how to break you until you're feeding from the palm of his hand.

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shoukiko · 5 months

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hi you know what’s cool? tf2. do you have any equally cool headcanons about any of the characters you want to share?

OH YOU BET I DO!!!!!! Lemme just

*Spits in hands and rubs them together* Lemme just..

My TF2 Headcanons!

I'm just gonna write them down as they pop in my head :3

Scout is really bad at reading, also has really bad hand writing.

Borderline chicken scratch, disgusting!!!

Pyro actually understands what they're doing, they just reallllyyyy don't care and don't see what's wrong with it.

My unhinged pookie bear.

Medic would love to look at your insides.

He's not shy about it either tbh, fuckin weirdo

Heavy is the biggest softie when it comes to romance.

He melts at physical touch

but like

the good kind

Heavy also really likes to read in his free time, it's what makes him so smart and knowledgable on things.

Soldier would pick random flowers he finds outside just to give them to you.

He also doesn't really know how to put his feelings into words so he just ends up yelling things like "I LOVE YOU" or "YOU ARE NICE TO LOOK AT TODAY"

Spy is the type to give you handwritten notes on holidays with a nice wine.

He has cursive handwriting, very very elegant.

Soldier would give handwritten notes too, but...they aren't that elegant

"I think you aren't annoying to be around"

Engineer would play his guitar for you, like alone. You can be in your room and he would sit on your bed and play for you, maybe even sing.

He's a really good singer. Like almost Luke Bryan level

Yes I like Luke Bryan

Engy would be that one dude who asks you to hold the light while he works, then get mad at you when you're doing it wrong.

Demoman has dreads, I do not make the rules.

He's also a jewelry man when he's ot working

He wears rings and necklaces. Very pretty hands tbh

I also like to think he's very stylish when he's not wearing the uniform.

He's not always an asshole either, it's just the alcohol, he can be poliite if needed, but then he wishes he had something to drink.

Snipers RV smells, it just has to.

One day you get so tired of it that you clean it yourself because he keeps forgetting.

He realizes how much better it is, forgets how longs it's been and is really grateful

You'd teach him how to at least keep up after himself and he actually gets better at it.

He still pisses in jars tho...

Spy looooves shoulder rubs, he'd fall asleep if you did it to him.

Bro is pretty fit under that suit, like you'd be surprised by his physique.

I will stop here! If you guys want more please let me know! I have to get to my other asks so I must finish.

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redamoureux · 5 months

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hi!! could u write yandere scout <3 prompt is all yours 🫶 love u

╰﹒RED FACED LOSER!

Yandere Red/Blu Scout headcanons/short

↳ content warning: yandere themes, some fluffs? obsessive behaviour, posessive behaviour, implied invasion of privacy and cloth stealing, implied future forced relationship, ooc?, not proofread

↳ genre: romantic

↳ a/n: Hi! Sorry this took pretty long, didn't have much time and motivation to write so i wss just able to write it just and it's sorta crappy :")

It was long ago, Jeremy first met you when he was on yet another run from his brothers and wasn't paying attention where he was going, causing him to bump into you and throwing the both of you onto the ground.

He'd hastily help you up and picking all the things you had dropped and hurriedly saying sorry before running off. You could only gawk slightly before snapping out of it and continuing with your day.

After weeks, you had almost completely forgotten about the encounter until the day you finally met your roomate. And it was that boy again! He seem also surprised meeting you aswell making your first introduction bit awkward but eventually you both melt into a good long conversation. You two quickly became good friends and you'd often help him with his assigments he couldn't do. At times he'd get bit embarassed and tried to repay you with a box of pizza in return.

When you're working on some project, he'd be a little stubborn and try to persuade you to join him instead for the evening to go hang with his other friends, though you'd often decline.

Sometimes he'd also borrow your jacket with the excuse his is on the laundry. Or even using some of your stationary and more often than not even forgets to give it back, so you'd always have to remind him.

Though once you lost your jacket, jeremy was quick to give you the biggest puppy eyes he could do and convice you that you'd probably forgotten it somewhere when you just asked if he knew where it is-

Jeremy would definitely take you on various 'hangouts' (it's really is a date but he's too embarassed and bit shy to tell you at the time) like watching a drive in romantic movie or trying to share the same milkshake with you. He'd even put his arm around your shoulder, you didn't think much of it, but his heart is thumping real hard.

As time went on however, you notice he was slowing stopping and skipping his classes. It was abit subtle at first, telling you that he was simply feeling unwell. Though overtime, he began skipping whole one, two and so on. Soon you'd hear several rumors from other students that he'd drop out. You feel a little saddend, his disapperance was so sudden! And when you returned back to your dorm, most of his stuffs were missing, save for the few insignificant things here and there. You were baffled and wished he could've said a goodbye but you finally accepted it and went to try moving on. Mysteriously though, some of your belongings seem to be gone too, and you can seem to find them anywhere.

Years passed and today you're going to finally start your first day of your job. You felt little nervous as you walk down the hall. after all you are still quite unexperienced. And hearing about the guys you're going to be working with from your contractor doesn't make it any much better. They said some of them were rude, easily hostile and even insane. Or dumb. You tried reassure yourself, it couldn't possibly be that bad. Your contractor is probably just exaggerating bit too much, you thought as you open the door.

Seconds after that you heard an audible gasp and fast footsteps, before you know it, hands yanked you closer to the person's body and giving you the tighest hug ever. "Ohh babe! I thought i'd never see you again!" Said the man- and you instantlu regonized that voice. Even after years, his voice still hasn't changed much. You pulled back a little, flabbergasted. "Jeremy??" You questioned. He finally let go of you saying, "Hm? Yeah sweetheart? Ohh don't say you'd almost forgotten me there!" He exclaimed as if he had not just suddenly disappeared years and just went back from playing the arcade he usually hang out in. "What are you doing here?-"

"Tthat's a question i should be asking, Why are you here? Didn't you finally got your dream job? But anyway, i'm just happy that you're here!" He replied. You let out a sad sigh at that, "well yea-i mean no.. it's pretty complicated."

"Hey hey don't be upset. Sorry, i really didn't mean to ruin the mood. So listen, how 'bout we get some milkshakes huh? I'll pay for the both of us!" Jeremy declared. You thought for a second. "That.. would be great. Thanks jeremy." "Just call me scout, sweetie. That name is for the old me." He half joked. After all, his old self is just so stupid and childish for letting you go and even upsetting you for not even saying a goodbye or even able to confess before leaving. Well, don't worry now. He's new now. He would finally confess his habored feelings and he'll never be stupid enough again to ever say goodbye, ever.

REBLOGS/ FEEDBACK/ COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED!

@redamoureux

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tyrianludaship · 2 months

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Okay, hear me out. I love imagining Spy kissing my hand as much as the next guy but also consider:

You kissing his hand

Like imagine kneeling down with one knee placed on the ground (or floor), holding his hand close to you and softly pressing your lips against it. Imagine where exactly. The knuckles? The fingers? The back of the hand? Maybe kissing his hand with the glove still on? Maybe moving his glove down to kiss the bare skin?

It doesn't really matter because regardless; he is internally losing it. It's a miracle that he’s wearing his mask (for him) because his face is probably bright red. He could be clearing his throat and is attempting to look unfazed; maybe covering his face with his free hand. Just imagine him flustered as hell. Especially if you keep your eyes locked on his while you’re doing that.

cred. heart divider @ / cafekitsune

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theespookybitch · 1 year

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There's nothing better than coming back from a night out and reading tf2 fics😅👀👍

(Plz tag the artist!!!)

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samscartoonsofficial · 8 months

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a little interaction I thought would be cute for medic and my little witch oc Anna.

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p1nk-syr1nge · 1 year

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Ello! Can I ask for some hcs-?? Some hcs of the mercs with a friend that likes to just spoil them, maybe with food or drinks, anything- just because they like being generous,

Mercs with a pal that spoils them!!

this was rlly fun tbh... thank u anon :3 we need more like friendship with these guys i think

uh no warnings, just sillies!!

Scout

Honestly I don’t think he’s used to getting spoiled, but the gesture is definitely welcome

His first reaction is to try and do or get something in return though you have to remind him that it was simply an act of kindness and he doesn’t owe you anything.

Though when you continue to spoil him by getting small gifts, buying him food, he gets a little embarrassed, but he’s still very grateful.

Soldier

First reaction is to hug you, though it’s really stiff and bone crushing.

Maybe make him dinner, even feed it to him. He’ll be a bit reticent but trust me, he’s very happy.

He’s trying to keep up his belligerent and manly front, but fails horribly when you appear with a little gift in hand. He’s probably giggling like a school girl and twirling the straps of his helmet.

Pyro

Oh get them some treats and they will adore you for it.

It doesn’t have to be big to mean something to them, they appreciate it big time.

Definitely squeezes you in a hug, you had to go to medic afterwards because they broke a rib or two.

They’re very happy… will try ‘n get you a silly gift later as well

Demoman

A little sheepish while accepting a gift, but still very grateful. He’ll probably try insisting that he doesn’t need it, though once he finally accepts it he’s super happy.

Might tear up a bit but hides it very well.

He’s so used to constantly giving, so receiving something for once kinda confuses him.

Just pamper him with homemade food and whatever trinkets you find that remind you of him, he’ll get giddy about it.

Silly guy…. Ily demoman *smooch*

Heavy

He’ll definitely be confused but when you explain it’s just to show appreciation he smiles softly.

Perhaps a pat on the back and a few words of gratitude.

If it’s an object, he’ll put it on a shelf where he can see it frequently. He’s very happy about it…

Maybe go and get him an ice cream after a mission.

Engineer

Oh he’ll give out a hearty laugh. He doesn’t usually get lots of gifts so he feels very appreciated…

Will ruffle your hair and tell you how much he loves whatever you got for him.

If it’s a treat or food he’ll, he’ll enjoy it just as much and be sure to tell you how he enjoyed it afterwards.

He probably needed it too, he gets quite caught up in his work so it probably helped with his hyperfocus.

Sniper

Oh he doesn’t deserve this… is what he’ll say,though deep down he knows he deserves everything in the entirety of ever. But… this will suffice.

He’s happy about it, very happy.

Kinda like Engie in the way of being very grateful, albeit a little grumpy, that he hasn’t been overly consumed by his work and instead surprised with a small thing.

Grumpy yet whimsical old man, he’s very glad and will put it on the windowsill where he can see it.

Medic

A gift…? For him?

So incredibly awkward he does not know what to do. Hug…? No, pat on the head…? Uhh… he’ll settle for an odd side hug.

He wants to show and say how happy he is about whatever you brought him, but he is terrible with words.

It’s ok though because you can understand and just glad that he’s happy with it.

Spy

He’s usually the one to give gifts, so this is a nice change for once.

Whenever you give him something, he always keeps that persona of indifference and aloofness, but you can catch a quick smile if you pay enough attention.

He won’t stay for long or give you a grandiose reaction, but he does make sure you he’s very thankful and appreciative for going out of your way for him.

He’ll probably be up for a while thinking about it, maybe even be a little nicer to you as a treat.

#tf2 imagines #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 #scout x reader #soldier x reader #pyro x reader #demoman x reader #heavy x reader #engineer x reader #medic x reader #sniper x reader #spy x reader #platonic #friends

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snakess-17 · 2 years

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Omg medics reaction to finding a badly injured s/o who didnt call for him cos they didnt want to interrupt

had not seen you nor heard your voice some time ago in battle, it seemed strange to him.

It was when the scout informed him that you were in a corner badly wounded that he became concerned.

It was one of the few times that he left heavy alone on the battlefield and came to your aid, with the Russian's approval.

when he sees you he has mixed feelings

sadness, doubt, anger

he heals you immediately, while letting you go to continue on the battlefield.

When it's all over and his team wins, he calls you to start bombarding you with 'why didn't you call him for help' questions.

When you tell him it was because you didn't want to interrupt or bother him, his face goes blank.

Did he give you some wrong signal that you were bothering him or thought you were interrupting him?

he assures you otherwise, you tell yourself that you are very important to him and not to let it cross your mind that you are interrupting him at any time, he is happy to attend to you and your needs.

From now on he always keeps an eye on you in the battlefield, if he doesn't see or hear you for a long time, he simply goes looking for you.

#team fortress 2 imagines #team fortress 2 headcanons #team fortress 2 #tf2 imagines #tf2 x reader #tf2xreader #tf2 headcanons #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 medic

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paninicupcakke · 1 day

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(Suggestive)

Sniper: That’s not even scary. That’s just a mannequin in a suit.

Scout: Dude he’s like 8 feet tall! Hey Spy, come look at this. Tell me that ain’t creepy.

*shows him a piece of fan art he drew of slender man*

Spy: Hmm. This man is slightly eery but not terrifying. He has a nice ensemble, I’ll give him that.

Scout: Ugh, whateva.

Smash or pass?

Sniper: Egh, pass.

Scout: Same. Pass-

Spy: Smash.

Scout & Sniper:

*stare at him in disgust*

Spy: What?! You asked!!!

…

And I’m keeping this drawing!

*grabs paper & storms off*

#suggestive #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 shitpost #tf2 imagines #slender man

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jermer10 · 2 months

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Hi!

I was wondering if you could write for the mercs (all if possible, if not it's your choice who) dating a enemy reader. Headcanons or a drabble are fine.

Love the fics!

TF2 mercs dating an enemy reader

suggestive, gn reader | thanks for the ask anon!!

drabbles under the cut :P

Scout: - the least caring about the fact that you're an enemy merc - "game is game!" you want to strangle him - would make a point out of trying to dominate you during a match, specifically seeking you out just to kill you over and over again - if you're dating scout you're likely just as competitive - and you're also likely to win these little games - "scout! come here for a sec~" he is already half way there, under the assumption that he was gonna 'get a piece' of you - you're 5 seconds into your makeout session, his hands ravaging your body, when you raise your gun and shoot him straight through the chin - he is fucking fuming, you're laughing your ass off - holding it over you if he wins a match, becoming super pissy if he doesn't - the only way to calm him down to shower him with compliments

Soldier: - the hardest to win over, he is patriotic to his heart and also incredibly stupid - would genuinely assume that your flirting is malicious, trying to rile him up and confuse him into surrendering - it's not until you have him cornered, he's ready to fight with his fists or go out trying, when you ask him out instead - he will decline, and you shoot him cleanly in the head before skipping away - but it sits with him - and he starts to notice every little thing you do, internally praising your usage of weapons, your pure bloodlust - he corners you and....proposes? - "oooone step at a time bud" - will still kill you during battle, but does so in a loving way instead - whatever that even means

Pyro: - it's not hard to befriend pyro - they treat their friends and enemies quite similar, hell, they even attack their own teammates sometimes - so when you approach them outside of a battle, how could they say no to a new friend? - the enemy team hates this, believing the only reason for your presence to be malign - eventually everyone grows used to you, you even begun repping their colour when you were there as not to stand out too much - on the battlefield you two often sneak off together to light shit on fire or prank other mercs - they find hurting you......undesirable? so it seems? - they tend to focus on everyone else around you rather than harming you in any way - really a sweetheart under all of that...fireproof asbestos lined suit?

Demoman: - finds the idea of dating someone who's supposed to be his enemy very hot - he meets you on the battlefield, drunkenly flinging everything he has at you, and somehow you're avoiding all of his attacks - explosions erupting from behind you, it's something like a scene from a movie - he is obsessed with you - you don't officially declare your relationship at first, sneaking off to screw and make out instead of doing typical couple things - eventually, he has to ask, "what are we?" you just laugh and lean in for an uncharacteristically passionate kiss - that's all he needed - you're attached to the hip, but you're not against murdering him either - your team hates him. just straight up.

Heavy: - absolutely refuses to engage with your flirtatious behaviour - you're immature and desperate, he tells himself - so why does he lay there late at night thinking about you? - it becomes harder to hide his apparent feelings for you, leading to some heated sexual tension - he wants you, bad, and here you were defenseless, cowering with a nervous grin and spewing your usual sickening ramblings - he can't help but kiss you in the moment rather than what he should be doing which is shooting you - he doesn't even care, he just needs this more than anything - and this becomes a regular thing until you ask him out - "are we not already in relationship?" - your team is too scared of him to say something about his involvement with you, and his team....is also too scared of him to say anything about you

Engineer: - he can't keep his eyes off you, he can't even bring himself to attack you, and worst of all he actively disables the rest of his team trying to protect you - you cared so deeply for your teammates, even a blind man could see that in the way you fought so fiercely for them - engie is absolutely smitten - they push him into telling you, lamenting about needing their engie to focus in battle and that maybe confessing would itch the scratch - it does not, in fact, itch the scratch - he told you, the dynamic between both teams shift - you become the parents of both teams, having large group hangouts and dinners together - no one really wants to...kill eachother anymore..? - of course it's still your job to kill one another, but now it feels more like a game between buddies than a real fight

Medic: - he becomes completely obsessive over you, becoming enraged at the idea of his teammates killing you - he is the only one who should be able to kill you, and he wants it to hurt, he hates you, and he hates the way you make him feel - his teammates catch on rather quickly and decide to put it into perspective for him, making him realize that he really just has a crush on you - he will only slightly change his behavior after this, now he flirts with you right before he kills you (awwww!) - when you ask him out, he's shocked! - obviously he says yes, he wants you more than he's wanted anyone - there's a passion there that both of your teams are incredibly disturbed by, so they try to ignore it the best they can, which is not very well - at least this brings them closer? i guess??

Sniper: - he would have been stalking you through the scope of his rifle long before you asked him out - and you knew this, testing him by walking through his line of sight, taking an excruciatingly long time to kill one of his teammates, bending over a lot more than usual - you reveled in the way he would intentionally miss his shots, his way of flirting with you, beckoning you to come say hello - and when you finally do it's the kickstart of a relationship that no one sees coming and that you don't keep as secret as you think - you often sneak off to rest up in his sniper nests, sharing some kisses before returning to the fight - you practically live in his van outside of work, some of your teammates just assume you're off training or running errands, the more observant ones having sneaking suspicions that you're skipping off to see your star-crossed lover

Spy: - he actually does hate you at first - spy is very competitive, in ways that aren't always obvious to others - you're racking up kills, he's been dominated by you at least 20 times, and he's growing increasingly aggressive - eventually he lands a hit on you, slashing your arm pretty bad, your gun skidding across the cement, too far out of reach - and instead of killing you, he kicks your gun back over to you with a heavy sigh, you're at a loss for words - "fuck you for making me feel zhis way" he pulls you up by the collar and next thing you know you're both sneaking off to screw - he tells you this was a one time thing, but it's evident that he doesn't really feel that way - not with the way he looks at you, the genuine love he has for you is so foreign to him that he often mistakes it for lust - you take it slow, and you do it quietly, it's your own little thing

#tf2 #ask #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanfiction #tf2 imagines #tf2 x reader #tf2 x you #tf2 fluff #fluff #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #jermer10

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uwuowotf2waslife · 7 months

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Inflict your misery on your blorbos! The mercs having to go to the dentist?

Based

Scout: that guy who swears he aint afraid , up and down hell preach he has never once cried at the dentist. But also the guy who once the appointment is over he is outta there faster than light.

Soldier: not really afraid, just hates how close the dentist is to his face. ( i can tolerate many things, but seeing each individual pore in someone face who is using a medieval torture device (lil scoop mirror) its something i cant).

Pyro: do they even have teeth?? Sorry lil firebug, but oh well, ya know sweets and pop tarts aint best food for your enamel ( basically a Spy but they needed to have crowns)

Demo: unironically most carefull person with his teeth. I mean yeah, life is tough when you are a one eyed black scotsman with a police record roughly the length of the entire city of Glasgow, you gotta have at least something gucci about your face. Homeboy has never had a single cavity.

Heavy: he isnt afraid per say, but gulag life never had dental care in the healthcare provider section. His idea of a dentist is using pliers on a tooth , so id argue based. Mouthwash guy who doesnt rinse because , he wants his breath extra fresh

Engie: sanest man in the whole group (not) but was forced to have the ugliest braces known to man so each time he prays he doesnt get flashbacks

Medic: he may have done some oral/dental healthcare (with or without patient consent) but he knows the basics of dentistry. Also forced to wear hideous braces becauSE hE iS. A nErD geT iT ??? ( nah homeboy just succed on em pacyfiers so hard his teeth were like a crater)

Sniper: crooked tooth police BUT he is amazing at dental healthcare. A dentists best patient. HE ACTUALLY FLOSSES DAILY, he isnt that unhappy about his teeth but he has a few of them chipped and in his opinion he makes him feel goofy

Spy: will use all torture training techniques in the dentist. Never flosses, never brushes but uses an obsene amount of mouth wash. Has semi trauma (his fake teeth were a necessity cuz imo prolly got them all taken out without consent -he is a spy; pulling teeth was a very common form of torture-) so yea he hates anything sharp/pointy/metallic touching his teefs.

#tf2 fandom #tf2 imagines #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 shiposting #mod uses characters as victims to their own misery

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shoukiko · 5 months

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How the TF2 Mercs would react to you wanting to paint their nails <3

a/n: I hope you guys will appreciate this, TF2 holds a special place in my heart, I've loved it for years so doing this makes me all giddy inside. If you have ay requests, please message me! I do CoD and TF2!! Enjoy! <3

Scout

Would be like "I ain't into that type of things, Toots."

After some convincing would let you paint his thumb and only his thumb.

Perhaps he sees you all happy while doing it and says it's okay for just *one more* finger.

Square nails, I don't make the rules.

Which then turns into his whole hand.

Shows it off to the team because YOU were the one who did it and they should be jealous.

"TAKE A FUCKIN GANDER YA BUNCH OF PANSIES"

Would pick off the nail polish as a habit during briefings or when he's not paying attention.

Feels bad coming back to you with his awful manicure.

"Don't be such a stick in the mud, at least you get to hold my hand." Dick

Medic

Would love to have you paint his nails, but he thinks it would cause issues during his procedures

Ya know, cuz he doesn't wear gloves....for whatever reason

"Please.... :(" "Oh... Meine Taube.. How can I ever say no to you?"

100% Short round nails. Maybe not slender/skinny fingers, but they're def on the thinner side.

Ends up forcing himself to wear gloves just so they won't get ruined.

He thinks your careful and skilled hands are very attractive and "intriguing" as you paint them.

He's weird like that, You love it.

He loves you....maybe too much....He'd probably cut your hands off if you said yes.

He's the type to ask lol

Spy

No again

Stop asking

He wears gloves anyways, why do you want to so bad?

He doesn't have time for these silly games!!!!

"Mon canard, Please. This is too immature for me" "So you're saying you don't love me?" *Smug look*

You win

He has very nice nails by the way. Perfect nails, perfect slender hands.

He doesn't really say much, but you can tell from his eyes he enjoys such an intimate moment.

He tells noone and shows noone, but he likes to be in his room jsut looking at them, thinking of you.

Would do yours if you asked....nicely

Pyro

I mean this is obviously a yes.

The gloves are off before you finish your sentence.

Scarred hands, maybe missing a nail on a finger, but that's okay.

Picks the colors, they want pink. Lotta pink.

Get's excited when you bring up stickers.

Rocks a pink and purple manicure with a flower sticker on their missing nail.

Becomes a weekly thing, your little spa day. :)

Heavy

Skeptical, but why not? Couldn't hurt.

Lot of surface area, dudes hands are bigger than your face.

He finds it amusing that your hands are so small compared to his.

He's letting you paint his nails, but he'd like some dark colors.

Maybe not black, more like blue or maybe red occasionally/

"One sticker?" "No sticker, thank you" "Okay one sticker" "...Okay, for you"

Sniper

"If it'll make ya happy, doll."

Falls asleep as you paint them.

Rough hands, tan lines from his gloves, he has dirty finger nails :Gross:

You throw in some....cleaning... just cuz you care.

I love this man so much, but oh my god I just know he's musty.

You give him plain black nails, one white nail on his ring fingers

You don't do his thumb, you notice the big bruise under his nail, idk what those are called.

I looked it up it's called Garand Thumb (It's so canon)

You fight with him because you wanna know of it's like a hematoma or not (Gross I know, but I'd do it)

Engineer

Well it's not something he'd find himself doing on his own, would probably think it's silly until he met you.

"As long as I don't look all frou frou after, I'm fine with anything Darlin' "

AAAA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

Thick fingies, like fat hands a bit, slightly rough because of how much he works. Only slightly because he still wears gloves.

I like to think his hands are covered in oil/dirt most of the time, He does wash them, but he's just always workin on something.

Would wash them before you paint them though. Lovely little you can't be getting your perfect hands dirty.

He wants yellow, give him yellow nails. Like sunshine yellow, like his hat.

He thinks it's "Just lovely lookin' "

Demoman

You don't ask, you just paint them while he's passed out drunk.

You give him rainbow nails, Glitter top coat. You're so mean

Surprisingly soft hands, Big and thick, very soft. My goodness you're even jealous by how nice they are.

He even has the perfect nails for painting. What doesnt this man have?

Oh wait

He's PISSED when he wakes up.

Probably calls it gay (But like....worse)

Sees you sad because of how he reacted.

Slumps in his chair, "They're 'right...."

Grows to like them (more like live with them)

Maybe in like 2 weeks to see hims again, they're still painted, just a bit withered away.

He loves em

Soldier

"DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF PANSY TO YOU, MAGGOT???"

You offer to do them in the colors of the American flag

He accepts obviously

You do it standing up cause he is just...there. Stiff as a board.

Wide nails, Rough knuckles, calluses.

When you're done he salutes you.

"Well done, Maggot. Now I won't have to kill you." Sure buddy

I hope you guys liked it!!

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 pyro #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 x reader #team fortress #tf2 imagines #shoukiko

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redamoureux · 1 year

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ᰋ ׅ࣪ 𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝑫𝒂𝒚! ꒱

•💌•-(◍˃̵ᴗ˂̵◍) . . ♡

was supposed to upload this like a few days ago but i haven't finish my headcanon posts yet lol

#team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 x reader #tf2 x reader #tf2 x you #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 fanart #tf2 imagines #my art

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prettyboypistol · 2 years

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Mercs realizing they have a crush on the "new guy" (TF2 x Male!Reader)(non-merc reader)

Scout

No way in hell he has a crush on the new guy. Jeremy just thinks you're cool! Yeah!

He invites you to video game sessions and movie nights, really just anything that could be used as an excuse to be close to you.

"What's so gay about wanting to do paintball with the boys?"

"And then going to dinner, y'know, as bros."

"Then falling asleep in each others arms. The socks are ON ITS NOT GAY"

Jeremy, after what feels like forever, accepts that no, wanting to kiss the new guy isn't completely straight

He'd totally flirt with jokes, you know the ones like "ayo what if we fucked? jkjk... unless? NAH BROOOOO JKJK"

That man's ego would shoot up like a rocket when you confess to him. He'd be so scared and embarrassed as he freezes in place.

"Scout? You're redder than your shirt" "SHUT UP"

Your relationship dynamic doesn't really change. You and Scout built up such a good friendship that you both decided that "Why change what works?" Yeah, you're boyfriends and he loves when you call him that, but the base bromance never really faded. Saturdays are for the boys, so c'mon babe they're waiting on us.

Spy

oh fuck

OH FUCK

Spy isn't worried about liking another man, he's worried about LIKING another man.

He's romanced men before, but never for anything meaningful, yk?

But he can't just take his eyes off of you. The way you pour coffee. The way you reach up onto the top shelf and how your shirt rides up a little bit. He wants you and he wants you bad.

He's nicer to you on a base level compared to the other employees. He'll specifically ask you to go and get him things (coffee, the pack of cigarettes he left in the other room, etc.)

After weeks of agony, he realizes.

I'll just fuck him and get it out of my system

Spy turns on the charm to 11.

teasing.

flirting.

innuendos.

Yeah, he gets flack from the other mercs, but that doesn't matter to him.

If you confess before spy is able to fuck you, he'll panic. He'll cut himself off and scolding himself for getting too attached. No contact for a week. Hell, you don't even see him. Eventually, he confronts you face-to-face and apologizes for ghosting you.

If you confess after the fucking, he can't help but try and brush you off. But you know better. Even that mask can't hide how badly he wants to date you.

Spy lavishes you in gifts and treats you like the most precious thing in the universe. As soon as he accepts the fact that romance is there to stay, you suddenly start receiving bouquets of roses every week. He'd insist you learn French from him- mainly so you know what sweet nothings he murmurs in your ear. He's a tough nut to crack, but maybe the reward is worth it.

Engie

He assumed everyone thought you were cute tbh

like?? wym you don't find him cute???

He starts showing off his wares to you- like a hyperfixation.

Dell melts when he finally looks up at you, listening intently.

He eventually offers to let you visit his workshop to watch him work and just spend the evening with a beer and a buddy.

Dad Friend Energy is how he flirts

"So, you got anyone you like?"/"Got anyone special waiting for you at home?"/"So, man-to-man, what type of woman you like?"

If you mention that you like men(be it partially or gay), he won't comment on it.

As it goes on, you spend more time in Dell's workshop than on the clock.

If you get scolded by supervisors, Dell assures your bosses that you're helping him with weapons and testing of equipment.

Man will NOT confess. He will literally take it to his grave. He will spend years by your side as a best friend.

Oh the way he'd pick you up and spin you around if you ask him out. He's laughing and ecstatic. He feels like a 15 year old with a schoolboy crush all over again.

Dell would love spending time with you, no matter what. He loves when you call him "My love" or "My boyfriend". He's a sweetheart who legally cannot stop loving on you. He cooks you hot meals every night and pampers you on tough days. He's a really sweet guy with an even sweeter voice.

Soldier

The way you laughed and sweetly saluted him with a "yes sir!" as you went to get him a coffee made his heart S K I P

He'll find any way to get you to do that again.

"ANOTHER COFFEE, PRIVATE!" "Yes sir!"

You think it's a game/nickname between you two, and Jane can't help the way his head spins when you smile at him.

He starts 'rewarding' your services with breaks(AKA sitting down and enjoying coffee with him)

He's crazy, but you find it endearing.

Jane realizes that he's fraternizing with a lower rank and starts to get shyer.

"Sir? Are you alright?" "Fine, private. Dismissed"

You ask what's bothering him, and he's upfront. He's favoring you over his subordinates. You catch on to what he means.

You ask him out, not as private, but as a man. He praises your upfront pride and accepts. It's certainly a weird dynamic full of inexperience and America, but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

Sniper

Mundy would avoid your hot ass like the plague

unfortunately, you seem to be fucking everywhere, so Sniper has to put on his big boy pants and acknowledge your existence.

He already knew he was bi but like

c'mon dude

Sniper wants to hit on you so fucking bad

He starts questioning his abilities as a charismatic assassin. Where did it all go??? Is he losing his touch???

Sniper's nest is one day cleaned of all dirty coffee cups and trash. Sniper swoons.

You know how cats put dead things on your pillow as gifts? Hope you like random shit in your locker.

Spy is constantly teasing Sniper about his "little man crush" and telling you.

You find it endearing, if not surprising. You thought Sniper hated you!

Sniper takes the opportunity to sheepishly confess.

Mundy has some piss-poor attachment issues, but the assurance to the Australian cuddle bug is nice for both of you. If he doesn't initiate the affection, Mundy turns bright red and huffs. He's a good man, if not a little weird. A lot of your dates are hopped up on the roof of his camper looking at the stars.

Medic

Oh would you look at that Medic suddenly needs an assistant.

Really??? The medical assistant uniforms are slightly too tight??? He sure didn't notice.

He does notice.

Ludwig notices every time you turn around and reach to get things.

Medic is weirdly possessive over you

"Doctor, it's my job to do basic hospitality-" "Nein, I need you to clean my equipment while we're out."

As soon as you meet Archimedes, you don't mind staying in there.

You two become fast friends as you clean up blood from the operating table, talking shit and gossiping about co-workers. When Medic sees you petting his dove, he realizes he's in love.

German. Pet. Names. So so many. You don't hear him say your name anymore.

"Mr. Medic, your coat is soaked in blood. May I wash it for you?"

After that, Ludwig turns on the flirty doctor mode.

Those casual shoulder touches turn to moving you by your waist.

"Liebling, you've got blood on your face." "Oh! Thank for telling me, I'll get it" "No no, I've got it."

Ludwig would get all close and personal as he personally wipes the blood away.

Medic would be the one to confess first, but beg for it to be a secret relationship at first. He would eventually become more lax, but it's just for his comfort, y'know? He loves feeling you up in his medical room. Shut up Scout, you didn't see Medic smack his boyfriend's ass while operating on you. The bloodstain on his ass means nothing. He's a sucker for slowdancing with you.

Demoman

"Oh yeah, I ask all the new hires for drinks!"

ok he does, but that doesn't matter.

He tries to impress you and make you laugh with all of his stories and drunken misadventures. He'll invite you over to sleep the drunk off.

Best hangover cure of your damn life as soon as you wake up.

He totally calls you lad/laddie

Bonus points if you get flustered by it, then he'll do it in your ear "as a joke"

You know he's into you before he does. He told you when he was shitfaced multiple times.

Tavish is straight in the same way spaghetti is. Totally upright until you get it wet, be it in water or booze.

You like stories about Scotland??? You do now.

Tavish would force himself to ask you out to drinks romantically while sober. You decline and one-up him to dinner. He one-ups you to a movie and dinner. This continues for a while.

Tavish would try his best to be a good boyfriend. He really would. He's new to relationships in general, so you and him have a lot of work to do! Like a puppy, it is beautiful and adorable, but there will need to be some rules in place.

Pyro

You two are automatic besties now, whether you like it or not.

They're such a care bear about you. They grab things off high shelves for you, share meals, and even give you drawings!

tiny girl with big german shepherd energy

You two snuggle and watch TV together and basically become a couple without realizing.

Pyro thinks you're so cool and how great it is that you know how to cook for everyone.

They tried to cook for you, but in the end asked Engie for help.

You speak fluent Pyro and they speak fluent You, down to the very last eyetwitch.

They can and will NEVER forget your birthday, surprising you with a whole party just for you :>

Overall, you and Pyro are like a wholesome version of the Scout/Reader. Pillow forts, cooking/baking, movie nights, lovey-dovey all around! It's weirdly cute to everyone who sees you two together.

Heavy

FUCK

He thinks you're hot, but he knows he can't just say that!

He's really fuckin nervous but doesn't express it

To you he's the scary big Russian man that stares at you.

Little did you know that the reason he throws away his own napkins at dinner is because they're scribbled with flowery Russian poetry.

When he finally musters up the courage to send you a letter, he sends it to you as an anonymous writer.

Heavy loved watching you try and sus out who might have sent you the letter.

Eventually, you two lock eyes.

Heavy nods before looking away.

Ah. It all clicks then.

As you two spend time together, he introduces you to his favorite Russian literature and poetry. He loves explaining every detail he can to you. Especially when you lean against him as he went into detail.

Heavy and you can't help but be smitten for each other and be absolutely adorable together behind closed doors. In public, you two share looks from across the room and smile knowingly. Your little secret.

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