subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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if a nonchalant teenager lived in skeleton world they would probably sometimes say something like "uhhh... *scoff* what the skull?"
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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marty: i can’t stop cheating on my wife bruh
rust subplot:
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You still have time to change!
(Words sewn into a leaf)
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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hey yall im backkkkkk sorry for the inactivity i was under the illusion And delusion that i found love 😃 whats cooking hereee
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For every man in your camp, there are thousands somewhere in the West Indies living under the same yoke, chained in fields, pressed on ships, sold into indenture. When they see a sitting governor protected by His Majesty’s Navy, deposed by an alliance of pirates and slaves, how many consider joining that fight? How many thousands of men will flock to Nassau, join your ranks, and help you defend it?
BLACK SAILS 3.05 “XXIII.”
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*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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THEY SHOULDVE DONE DRUGS ON SPN :(
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i know they’re having crazy 1999 green tinted dead end job office sex
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i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.
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