Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".
Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*
Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."
Dick:
Future!Damian:
Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.
Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.
Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.
Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–
Tim: There's a Robin?
Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh
Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.
Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱˢʰᵉˢ
Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*
Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.
Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*
Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.
Future!Damian: Happy Now?
Jason: You have no idea.
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There is a episode of justice league ultimate where Batman Wonder Woman and Green Lantern go 50 years into the future because a guy made a time traveling belt in his garage and tried to take something from the watchtower for his “collection”
Anyway I was just thinking about this episode in particular and how a time traveling villain vs Danny Fenton (because of course this is a dcxdp idea) where the villain keeps stopping and starting time and it doesn’t effect Danny at all and in frustration the villain asks “why isn’t this working on you!?”
And Danny, ever the harbinger of chaos shrugs and says, “nepotism, maybe?” And punches the guy in the jaw.
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Sence it's the 25 year anniversary of Batman beyond here are some memes I made
This is the best way I could explain what batman beyond is
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Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Jason: Who the fuck is Terry?
Future!Damian (looks at Bruce):
Dick: Oh my fucking-
Jason: of course he did- WHY WOULDN'T HE?! MR. CAN'T-FUCKING-SEE-AN-ORPHAN–
Future!Damian: Actually, Terry is not adopted.
Dick:
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ- I can't-
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A Jason and Terry rivalry would make my day. Jason truly deserves an older sibling who’ll do his damnest to embarrass the fuck out of him. (Yeah I know that’s all the Batkids, but Terry’s Terry)
Imagine having an older sister who’s just the embodiment of coolness, (Dick is an older sister with Ken energy) and you’re constantly treated like an insectuous baby brother.
Bruce rubbing his temples, listening to them argue (Jason argues; Terry’s cackling) “SO, you’d honest to god fight Bane bare knuckle. “
“Yep. I could do it. Killer Croc, too.”
“HE’S A FUCKING CROCODILE, TERRANCE!”
“Hey, you should’ve Ivy. Killer Croc? Piece of cake. An environmentalist lady who values my life less than a leaf? Yeah, no. Still, sucks that Bane kicked your ass. Couldn’t imagine.”
“BRUCE! GET YOUR FUCKING 90’s BULLY, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”
Bruce sighing, “Sweetheart. This is my house.”
“So?! You’re leaving it to me in the will, aren’t you?! We can hurry that up!”
Terry snorting, “Not like you haven’t tried.”
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