btw if you ever feel like the tweels wouldn't like you because of their whole "we only like people for entertainment" thing don't worry. you like them. who else does? you want to spend quality time with them. you listen to what they have to say. you take care of them. you don't run away at the sight of them, you run towards them. you tell them all the little details about your day and laugh with them. you make them laugh. you want to hold their hands and give them kisses. you want to dance with floyd. you want to listen to jade. you look them straight in the eye and smile so sweetly at them. you actively seek them out. you give floyd space when he needs it and come to him with hugs when he's ready to talk. you let jade rest on your shoulder after a long day at the mostro lounge. you trust them completely.
you place your pretty little heart in their hands.
you see them as someone worth loving. nothing is more fascinating than that.
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Under normal circumstances I would never rock up to the ask box but it feels like Smythe ghost wrote this
https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html
ok first of all, rock up to my ask box more often >:3
second of all, jesus CHRIST what am i READING-
I had to do some CTRL + P trickery to get around the pop-up window because no way am I giving this site my contact info LOL but yeah just- just read this shit y'all, what the fuuuuck-
as soon as i saw the word 'partners' in quotes like that i knew i was in for a treat /s
it's wild how they can be so close to the point of toxic masculinity and the conclusion they come to is "well clearly age gap relationships are superior and the women in same age relationships are just intellectually inferior to me"
ngl i know this is gonna come off just as misogynist as what i'm claiming this article to be (and let's please acknowledge that a lot of criticisms of female characters in media ARE rooted in misogyny), but the POV of the writer comes across like those insufferable indie movie love interests who try to sound deep over the most basic metaphors-
honey it's not your job to fix him no matter what age you are 😔
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drawings i did with a new brush pen. i haven't used one before, really!
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JADE: i was never book smart, im puppy smart!
JADE: makes me more insmelligent :D
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wei wuxian has one (1) fucking adventure with someone who isn't jiang cheng that he won't tell jiang cheng about and jiang cheng goes into a SNIT about it and literally goes "oh well if you're so CLOSE with LAN WANGJI now why don't you just MOVE here and become part of the LAN clan? surely cloud recesses is sooooo much better than lotus pier huh????" and wei ying is like from the bottom of my heart what the hell are you talking about GOD no lotus pier is still #1 you little goof
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Donnie: “Im just saying any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.”
Raph: “So I guess you think Jeremy’s hiding something?”
Donnie: “Oh he was, until I found out.”
Jeremy: “Wha— what was I hiding?”
Donnie: “That you were born IN STATEN ISLAND!” *walking away*
Jeremy: *walking after him* “…It wasn’t a secret!?”
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white abled cishet men at any opportunity they get: im a jaded teenage boy. i have been through shit that you wouldnt even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest girl in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out she has a fucking boyfriend. you dont know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i have already won.
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