#tagging this as:

[blondiest]

my beloved: are you taking a thirst trap for—

me: a thirst trap for tumblr dot com? yeah, i am :-)

#file under: interactions that of course did not happen but which i am depicting for the meme #and because i don't have another good caption for my thirst trap #tagging this as: #to delete #though it's a real toss up whether i bother to actually delete lmfao #blondiepic #blondiepost

[freddieslater]

I adore wholesome queer media. Makes me feel warm and overwhelmed with joy.

That, however, is not stopping me from writing a fucked up, mildly toxic queer story involving abductions and murder. I may throw in a wholesome scene or three to indulge a little.

#ignore me while I ramble #writing stuff #like one guy is so deeply in love with another that he’ll cover up his murders even if one of them ends up being someone he cares about #and the other guy doesn’t necessarily love him back but he’s all he’s ever had and he refuses to let anyone else get in the way of that #tagging this as: #red herring #in case I make more posts about this story

[mysweetobsessions]

Harley Quinn the animated series, all butt clenches S01-S03 (so far)

S01E05 - Being Harley Quinn

S01E11 - Harley Quinn Highway

S03E08 - Batman Begins Forever

#plays ass by nicky minaj #couldn't find one of these so i made it myself #aren't they beautiful? #i say as i stare at the clenched butts #i mean this is hilarious come on #top notch comedy right there #tagging this as: #harley quinn butt clenches #for future reference #in case more butt clenches come along #harley quinn #harley quinn the animated series #harley quinn animated series #harley quinn doctor psycho #doctor psycho #hqtas #hqas #dc harley quinn #harley quinn tv #clay face #clayface #harley quinn show #poison ivy #pamela isley #dr psycho #dr psycho hqas #dr psycho hqtas

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

If Toffee wasn’t in Heaven because she’s the Harlot-of-Babylon’s sinner pet, does this mean there is a giant three-headed Toffee in Hell?

#tagging this as: #Riverdale season 6 speculation #because I can!

[sbev-e]

have a doodle <3 (that i spent 4-5 hours on and is not a doodle in the slightest)

#tagging this as: #wip #bc its a part of a bigger project #sbeve arts #art #artists on tumblr #painting

[drugbinges]

do u havea pinterest

yah it's l1ttlegerm

#he speaks #tagging this as: #pinterest #so y'all can find it

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

#me tag🍭 #i might make more if anyone asks for them #EDIT: no im not lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aroace #aromantic asexual #ace #asexual #<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!

[ra3kiv]

sea, swallow me

#my art #art #digital art #original character #digital drawing #oc #original character art #ocean #sea #artwork #artists on tumblr #art tag #illustration

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished. #I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

#snake hisses #Not putting this in my art tag #boop #scheduling this for midnight #edit: huh so its still going huh. oh well have it early

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

#art tag #another silly ms paint thing

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

#enter tags here #house listing

[darubyprincx]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

#lance's tag

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi) #(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)