#to delete

[dadvans]

going back in time and reinventing omegaverse in 1946. gonna make zines about ronald reagan leaking out of his ass in the backyard bomb shelter. this is how we take the country back.

#untaggable #to delete

[the-modern-typewriter]

hero x villain who's afraid of little old me

#to delete #brain rot #hero has snapped #villain is somewhere between horrified and entranced #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

[serialunaliver]

hey *stares at you stares at you stares at you

[mrghostrat]

oh my god. omg. okay. new favourite genre. writing drunk omens, but like, drunk narration. still third person, still coherent, but. drunk omens. way too much fun.

ch6 spoilers! but also absolutely no coherent thoughts going on in this drunk head of his

altho that last one is, to be fair, an incredibly sober crowley thought

#to delete #probably #ineffable streamers #ratwips #spoilers!! just wanna share the sillies

[housecow]

i appreciate her giving ppl something to care about and it’s cool if you like her stuff. but when will the world be free from one more taylor swift album

#i just think there are other artists that could use the hype around her #and actually say smthn meaningful #to delete #just wanted to get this out there 😔

[outofangband]

TÚRIN AND NIËNOR CHOMPING

#to delete #maybe #my tortoises #not Tolkien #they are separated now and you’ll never fucking guess why

[timothylawrence]

the quickness that non-muslims will jump to islamophobia is honestly impressive. like the moment they get an excuse ppl are more than willing to use the words 'savage barbarians with a backwards medieval religion' etc

#ewbie.txt #am i surprised? not really lol #there's been such an uptick in islamophobia online these last few months its really terrible and exhausting lmao #to delete #ty guys for tagging it i am trying to avoid it as much as possible

[nanbookinsp]

ha haha, disabled writeblrs, where are you?

could really use some cheering up. shamelessly putting this in the tags ... I’m desperate. I’ve been losing much of the use of my hands because of severe arthritis over the past couple years. Having a speech-to-text software means I can write, but it’ll just take 10,000 years.

does anyone have advice? accessibility gadget recommendations or anything or even words of support ...?

#writeblr #I'm very very sorry and will delete this soon #nan.text #to delete

[the-modern-typewriter]

"How did you get so good at cooking?"

"I pretended I was a witch."

"..."

"Want to try?"

"Pretending I'm a witch?"

"I mean, the food. But I do recommend the witchiness. It makes the bubble bubble boil and trouble so much more satisfying."

"I don't think that's how the line goes."

"I'm sorry - who is the kitchen genius here?"

#writing #cooking #idk #it struck me #things occasionally do #I think I'm funny #mini story #witches #dialogue #writeblr #to delete

[iamfabiloz]

furry oc piece wahoo 👍 Nathan (ourple) and Felicity (pants) are my darlings 🥹 Felicity getting home from work or smth teehee

no pants how scandalous etc 😔 I just rlly like drawing nathan scantily clad it unreasonably funny 2 me *I am dragged away screaming*

i found this wonderful piece by J. Frederick Smith (featured below) and got so enamored so I had to draw a piece based off it with my furry ocs!! Thank u to my dear friend sel for helping find the artist so I could credit properly 🫂💕

^not my art, inspo

#I trust tumblr more than Insta or anywhere else tbh #might delete bc I hate this feels me with oufhh #codysight art #to delete #my first piece with procreate idk how to feel #furry #furry artist #suggestive #suggestive cw #cw suggestive #furry ocs #anthro #cat anthro #furry art #furries #fursona #furry oc #anthro art #furry cat #art #artists on tumblr #furry anthro #furry fandom #anthro oc #ocs #oc art #Nathan oc #felicity butterworth #my ocs #my oc art

[brokenbackmountain]

"the british were actually pretty chill about india and indian culture!" what are you people yapping about

#..................... #to delete

[killerpancakeburger]

The wizard is dead - Teaser

Teaser as promised!

Pairing: Rolan x f!Tav

Summary: You didn’t expect to end the party celebrating Ketheric's final death at the Last Light Inn making out with a certain wizard. And least of all you certainly weren't expecting to meet him again in Baldur's Gate...

Tags: Enemies to lovers speedrun, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, protective! Tav.

Warnings: swearing, alcohol mention, canon violence and death (Larrasomething dies, no surprises here. His death is canon to me lmao).

“I wanted to be the first to congratulate you, darling.”

Astarion wasn’t making any effort to conceal the enjoyment in his voice, and a bad feeling rose in you, wondering what could amuse him so early in the morning. Thankfully, he kept talking without needing to ask him to.

“So congratulations for shagging the wizard last night! It was the most entertaining spectacle of the party, no doubt.”

“Gale…?” You asked, filled with confusion. You enjoyed his company but neither of you ever showed interest of the romantic… or sexual… sort in the other.

“Ugh”, sighed Astarion, like it was the dumbest thing he’s ever heard in two hundred years, “no, not Gale.” The name sounded like an insult. You could hear the spawn roll his eyes.

“The stuck-up tiefling! The wannabe apprentice! What was his name again…?”

All torpor is abruptly ejected from your body with the power of a cannonball. You sit up brutally, wound up like a bowstring. 

“Rolan!?” The name erupted from your mouth way louder than you intended. Luckily, Astarion didn’t pay attention as he slammed his fist against his palm in satisfaction. 

“Yes! That haughty little… Anyway! You two gave the Inn one hell of a show, making out in front of everybody. I have to thank you for that, really, it was getting sooo boring.”

He was looking at you with the content smile of a cat who caught the mouse. You stared back with incredulity, dumbfounded. 

“You’re lying.”

“Why, darling, I would never”, he retorted smugly, putting a hand on his chest with pretended affliction, like he was wounded by your accusation. 

You wanted to stand your ground and believe that he was lying, but something in his smugness, more assured than when he was deceiving people, told you that he wasn’t.

“The whole Inn saw you, so you could ask anyone for confirmation, really. They all cheered by the way. Obviously his siblings were the loudest of the bunch…”

You covered your ears in denial. Never again you would drink that much.

“Shut up”, you pleaded with Astarion. “I don’t want to hear anything more.”

He chuckled with derision. 

“Me shutting up won’t change reality, dear.”

Astarion when you kissed Rolan at the party :

#bg3 #bg3 rolan #rolan #teaser #to delete #bg3 fanfiction #bg3 fic #rolan x tav #rolan x reader

[bytebun]

I do like tumblrs reclusive internet attitude better but twitter’s unique blogosphere allows for unique hits like ‘trigun yaoi blogger accidentally makes queer novella top Amazon bestseller’

#It’s this is how you lose the time war lmao which. Valid. #the intersection of real life legitimate guys and anonymous internet scrunglies never fails to amuse #to delete #bytebun rambles #this is the only thing I’d want clout for. To get ppl to read my book recs