"That's it, suck it down all the way and take my nut in your fucking mouth!"
You don't argue, you don't pull off, and you never spill a drop . . . not if you know what's good for you.
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"When your taste in men is as bad as mine, they don't just go away quietly. They slash your tires and they kill your dogs and tell you that the music you like ain't real music at all. And all the cruelty tears you apart after a while."
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one question how long does it take you to put the tags in the posts you post/reblog (affectionate)
a mundane question that i never would've had on my bingo ball in a bajillion years .
depends! usually i just keysmash so... a second. during races, a few seconds. in general could be up to a minute (maybe a lil more) if i have Loooooads to say but i think that's rare (?) usually only if it's a bunch of me goin Wild over someone else's awesome shit . or max. but an average... 22s 😁⏳
(edit: okay after answering this ask, i think i overestimated my time management and brain speed . 50s average.)
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I’d do anything for him to cheer me on like this.
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Btw u must be a fool if you want a marriage and you're doing wife-type "tasks" to the ones that have nothing serious with u. Like sis, u have nothing to connect with him except the carnal part, what are you doing? 🤡
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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona
And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me
There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble
That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything
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Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.
The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.
You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character
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Tree Swallow (Tachycineta bicolor), peering from the entrance to a nest box, family Hirundinidae, found across most of North America
photograph by em_photography22
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Lisa Frankenstein dir. Zelda Williams
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I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.
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I watched Lisa Frankenstein 6 times in the last 48 hours. This movie...
Pose ref under cut
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I love this movie so much to the point of OBSESSION 😭❤️❤️❤️
I would recommend "Lisa Frankenstein" to anyone! Even if you don't like this type of romance movie, it's still really entertaining in my opinion 🥺❤️
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Laffy Taffy 🎀🎀🎀
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Men when they marry a corpse
Women when they marry a corpse
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