#take my nut

[service4cops]

"That's it, suck it down all the way and take my nut in your fucking mouth!"

You don't argue, you don't pull off, and you never spill a drop . . . not if you know what's good for you.

#all the way down #take it down #take it in your mouth #take my nut #all the way #take my load #swallow it #take it all #uk cop #coming in my mouth

[evilwizard]

legend tells that Thoth, god of knowledge and magic, played cards with Khonsu, god of the moon, and won 5 extra days worth of moonlight. he gave them to the sky goddess Nut (who was forbidden from giving birth on any day of the then 360-day year), subsequently allowing her to produce Osiris, Isis, Horus, Set, and Nepthys—one on each of the five days

no one knows that Thoth was up to with the whole “leap year” thing. after all, there’s no way Nut could give birth to just 1/4th of a god. unless…..

no way!!!! this has become a CERTIFIED MEDJED POST!!!!!!!!!!

𓅓𓂝𓆓𓂧𓐦

TRUE MEDJ-HEADS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

#this is a take that is going to get a lot of ancient Egyptian scholars very mad at me <|:^) #EDIT: earlier version of this post accidentally listed Geb (husband of Nut) as one of her children instead of Set. my sincerest apologies #I’ll do more fact checking of my sources in the future

[wonders-of-natur]

#a place to get your mind right #therapy #breath of the wild #breath of fire #camp fire #fire pit #take my breath away #breath taking #forest #pine nuts #pine trees #pine tea #camp fire coffee #cristal clear water #cristal water #fishing #hiking

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

I'm The Most Beautiful Count (Trailer) Go see it in Change2561's yt asap!!!

#i'm the most beautiful count #change2561 #imtbc #imtbc the series #pingnut #ping orbnithi #nut supanut #thai bl #thai series #bl drama #bl series #bl shows #asian lgbtq dramas #thai drama #bl edits #thai bl drama #ahlbqKLAJNDLNDAALNl #losng my mind rn they gave me nut and ping in a historical series??? NUT WITH MUTIPLE LOVERS???????AHHH #could gave given us a lil spynut too...but i'll take what i can get #bl gifs

[squish--squash]

can someone tell my axe to come back I uh. kinda need it.

#cult of the lamb #yeah this is one of the reasons I play with god mode on.. cotl I love you sm but you were NAWT meant to run on my laptop #believe it or not I actually beat heket without taking damage this run LMAO #btw the crown does this a lot on crusades after swinging a weapon so I'm used to seeing smth go nuts on my screen #not used to it being my AXE tho #I couldn't attack with it boomeranging either so. not so fun when it did it while fighting other enemies #it does come back eventually I just had to go into another room and it would reset lol #also I hope this posts this is my third time trying to upload this LSDKHG

[zelkams-art]

suibian;

#Wei Wuxian #Jiang Cheng #The Untamed #Mo Dao Zu Shi #mdzs #artists on tumblr #my art #getting experimental with an overcomplicated pose but sometimes you gotta take that risk lmao #but anyway uhhhh always going nuts because of the golden core reveal and the suibian having two masters thing

[humans-are-tasty]

#sir crocodile #one piece #shooketh #this is from july #cross guild ep coming yay #my art #update wow the episode was great the new outfits will take some getting used to but honestly i was too happy to see them again to care #mihawk was so adorable and soft im going nuts :) #and blackbeard in the preview ohgod im not ok #croc is so purple now #buggys VA is so entertaining... kuro chan ohhmggg #OK BUT THEY MADE CROC AND MIHAWKS CALL EXTRA ROMANTIC WWRHURRRURUU #very hard to push myself to draw anything lately. makes me wonder if im cut out for this #my sleep schedule is the worst its been since i was 13 #idk how many ppl even read these tags #do you play aram in league? play with me if u want #i want to start drawing like i did 2-3 yrs ago again.

[capturedbeauty]

#this drives me crazy #tight butts drive me nuts #lucious bottom #take me as you please #my favorite position

[nightmaretour]

Daily reminder that fruit and veggies don't have to be "healthy" to be nutritious. Drink that fruit juice from concentrate. Eat that jam and nut butter. Use fruit and vegetables out of a can. Eat a dessert with fruit in it. Snack on salted nuts (in moderation) or dried fruit. Literally any way you can get fruit and vegetables into your body is better than none at all.

If fresh fruit and veg aren't available to you, take too much energy to eat or prepare, or if you just can't bring yourself to eat them, whatever way you can eat them is good enough.

#cripplepunk #cripple punk #disability #actually disabled #neurodiversity #Personally I buy two big bottles of different mixed fruit smoothie every week because I know I have the energy to drink them #And I made a trail mix of my favourite fruit and nuts to take my meds with in the evenings #I also keep a pack of those microwave steam in the bag vegetables in the freezer for a side with certain meals #I really like the broccoli carrot and sweetcorn one #And they're chopped up small enough to be easy and low energy to eat with no cutting up required

[ganondoodle]

it might seem like im just a totk hater, and to be fair, i AM, but its not bc i think its bad in every way- if it was all bad, ok, then its all bad and we can forget it happened and can all accept that-

but totk specifically hit the jackpot of -things that frustrate me so much i cannot let go and need to talk about it-

its part of my current hyperfixation (or whatever is the right word), botw is one of my all time favorite games, and that one had so many mysteries i was DEEPLY invested in, its got great music and some absolutely fanatstic moments, some ideas are great to fine, but it doesnt make sense, i hate time travel like little else in games, it constantly contradicts itself, the franchise, even its previous game its supposed to be a sequel to, i felt like i was made fun of by the game itself, for caring so much about what they had set up or done in botw, the moment i saw what they did to the shrine of life i felt so devasted i could hear people pointing and laughing at me for having cared about it, the writing treating me like i am so brainless i cannot connect dot one and two when there are only two dots in front of me labeld 1 and 2 that it then tells me to connect directly, to my face, multiple times, before showing me how to draw a line, its full, so SO FULL of missed opportunities, its got choices in there that are just nothing but frustrating bc there were a hundred other ones, i can see what you could do wit hthe basic ideas, theres people that worship it to a point you cant say anything even mildly critical, even about objectively bad things (there is no excuse for that godawful arrow menu) bc they will jump at you like a rabid animal-

i could go on but you get the point, never in my life has anything hit me like that

#ganondoodles talks #like the closest i can think of is back when i was into transformers #the prime series was one of my first extreme obsessions but i think in season two it just went to shit #in every direction i hated basically #and it drove me nuts #but even then i could say ok its stupid now and stopped watching and caring #but totk isnt like that #its literally like a jackpot #but also dont think i am literally losing my mind bc im not that far gone ok #its just so so DAMN FRUSTRATING #to see what could have been #to see it be literally given to them freely #and them slapping it away and take soemthing out of a trashcan instead #and bc its a big game of big company i cant do anything about it

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

#submas #submas art #so long story short i cant fucking draw people. i can draw all sorts of beasties but alas the human Face has always eluded me unless im #drawing direct from reference #which simply means. i guess come up with ideas where i get to draw a lot of pokemon and maybe some dude From A Distance #anyway i really like all the like. one of them has to go a little fucking nuts in the woods. aus #submas microwave au #you see a subway boss from far away and his eyes shine like medallions just like his hat pin #in the naked twilight of a snowy night where everything glows and nothing is truly dark #and maybe he's got a mega concussion and amnesia #get adopted by creatures. idiot #submas ingo #i just feel like in an age and era where 'unusual/strange human' = dog thats going to maul my face #that this would. not go well yk #ft his little clown shoes. theyre so funny to me. little as in honkin big #loud booming calls in a language known only to it. even the zoroark seem to shun it #taking a mockery of its shape and trying to chase it down #though some in turn embrace it #seen especially commonly with ghost pokemon #perhaps its a ghost itself? #whatever it is. its not allowed in camp

[thwackk]

you know that cancelled lego batman movie sequel that was gonna feature mostly batman and superman being petty toward each other?

i had a dream abt it once and this is what they were like

#superbat #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc #my art lol #that dream was genuinely nuts my subconscious created a whole movie and showed me the whole thing in a dream like wtf #basically clark is still bitter abt somethin batman did years back that rlly hurt him or something idk #dont take this too seriously #the sillay lego au

[boldlygoingwhere]

hey guys I know it's been (checks watch) 4 months since I last posted but I do have a very good reason for my absence....... it's school! anyways,,, TAKE MY TODDLEE FANART TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE ITTTTTT YOU BASTARDS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#my art #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #spto #todd ingram #lucas lee #toddlee #scott pilgram vs the world #lord please let someone make more fanfics about these guys im going nuts #god they rlly need to kiss

[shima-draws]

Watched the MLB movie and I just. I WANT to gush about it but the fact that Marinette’s regular voice actor and her singing voice actor sound SO different just took me out of it every time and left me feeling very disengaged;; At least Adrien’s singing voice kind of sounds like his speaking voice (and Gabriel’s is 👌 bc my king Keith Silverstein can actually sing and he can sing REALLY fucking well) but Marinette’s. The voices are COMPLETELY different and it threw me off every single time. Like obviously her singing voice is really good and I understand why they picked that person to do her songs but bro you could have at least TRIED to get someone that sounds similar to Cristina Vee. It drove me nuts every time she sang bc I was like “That is CLEARLY a different person entirely!!”

I’m realizing this might have been a dubbing issue but still 😭 I feel like I would have enjoyed the movie way more if it didn’t look like Marinette was lip syncing the entire time bc there was such a huge disconnect between her speaking and singing voice

#Also I can’t fucking believe they did that to my boy Plagg. They RUINED him #He did not deserve that #Miraculous Ladybug #MLB #MLB movie #ALSO. Also. Personally. I don’t think it needed to be a musical #Bc that was very jarring in itself I was not expecting it #Since Miraculous isn’t a musical normally anyway!! #They probably could have fit in a lot more plot and made the story flow better if they took out all the songs #And replaced them with actual character development and stuff. #Idk it just feels like they tried to make it like a Disney film. And it didn’t quite fit with the story #I WILL say tho the character models were top notch. Marinette with FRECKLES?? YES PLEASE #Anyway yeah lots of thoughts but I could not take it seriously bc of the awkward voice casting #It actually ruined a lot of the movie for me :’( Again it drove me nuts lmao #Shima speaks #Idk maybe I'll watch it in French next time. Maybe I'll like it better then lol

[ohitslen]

Guess who had a little too much fun with the pathetic reincarnation AU idea :))

To summarize! WW gets reincarnated in a very distant future where humanity is more settled down in the planet. He remembers everything and decides to keep living his life as normally as he is able to. That is until he meets his neighbor when he moved to a new apartment.

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He was an absolute weirdo of a guy who looked just like Vash in so many ways yet was so different in many others at the same time.

He pretends that his system isn’t going haywire every time he is around the man, the one that resembles someone he cared for so deeply in a life that wasn’t his but remembers all too well. He decides to pretend he doesn’t know Vash because he really doesn’t, not this one at least.

Meanwhile, Vash is going through a very trippy existential crisis for seeing Wolfwood again after what felt like dozens of centuries. This could clearly not be him however because, well, he knows why. So he pretends not to know him because wouldn’t that be weird if he acted like he did?

They avoid each other like the plague, the beautiful and horrible emotions that swarmed on their insides too much to bear just by the presence of the other. They could slip at any moment so it was better to evade the neighbor.

The thing here is, that life has never gone how they want it since ever.

#MANY IDEAS WAAAAA EXPLODING IMPLODING PLODING #It’s so funny to think about how fucked up these two are and put em in a sitcom kinda situation #I have much more sketched out but it’s gonna take some time because of how busy I am rn #this is something I did in my little spare time I gave to myself because oh I HAD to #I think of the sunglasses that Vash wears are that color bc they reminded him of WW ones and bought them on s whim #the red jacket is the stampede one since it’s design is more modern and fit much better for the whole environment! #and WW is shorter in this lifetime because I said so. fully on board with them being the same build #but for this. for this he has to look up at Vash and be hit with the I feel so Small now. #as in. intimidated. he’s afraid of Vash bc of how weird he acts around him it drives him nuts #Vash is much more imposing now somehow. most likely due to his ancient nature for that time but WW doesn’t know this ofc #I WANT TO SAY SO MUCH MORE WAAA NO MORE UNI AU AFTER THE FIC IS DONE #ITS THIS ONE IVE DECIDED. #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #wolfwood #vash #nicholas trigun #trigun fanart #trigun au #reincarnation au #lenssi draws #lenssi writes #im really enjoying scanning the mechanical pencil drawings I do. the texture is so crumchy

[sweetcommunistdaughter]

screw both the game and the anime for taking away his slutty overgrown roots

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #todd ingram #yes i know it’s comic accurate i don’t care suck my nuts