#superbat fic ideas

[nat-ter]

superbat fic idea: bruce and clark started dating before they knew about each other's identify and the batkids are overprotective of bruce so they tried to make clark's life miserable by sabotaging clark in ways that might be a bit too extreme at some point.

like, this one time clark came over for dinner jason put a whole bottle of laxatives in clark's food and clark ofc could tell that his food was tempered with in some way but he was so nervous he ended up eating the whole thing and ofc nothing happened to him so clark was like "oh thank god" and jason was like "what the everloving fuck" he wished he had gone with poison

another time clark came over damian hid a bunch of needles in a cushion and made sure clark sat on it bcus this is damian we're talking about he had no idea what is extreme and what's not. but then clark sat down like nothing was amiss and when damian checked it after clark went home the needles were all bent in different angles. he knew he should've put the katana instead.

or, tim hacked clark's phone to find some dirt on him bcus the background check didn't reveal anything remarkable. except he ended up seeing a bunch of bruce's noods and scarred himself for life. he might or might not have deleted some of the more scandalous pictures. and bruce might have bought clark a new phone with better security. all in all, tim would never go anywhere near clark's phone again

when every single one of their plans failed or backfired they roped dick into it and the next time clark came over while bruce wasn't there they locked him in the library and threw in a can of tear gas and smoke bomb. what they find was a very anxious clark hovering three feet above ground level pulling the heavy library doors off its hinges and frantically searching for the kids bcus he thought someone was attacking them and his first instinct was to protect bruce's children. he was still holding onto those bigass doors like they weighed nothing

so that's how they find out that bruce was dating superman

#superbat #i mean there are sooo many things to add here #so many more children #but this is the general idea #somebody pls write this im literally begging you #batkids #batfam #superbat fic ideas

[kryptonian-bat-thing]

those cheesy ass cruise movies where two people have to pretend they're a couple through some honeymoon couple games, but throw in undercover superbat where they realize how in love they are

#fic prompt #superbat fic ideas #fic ideas #superman #batman #superbat

[frownyalfred]

I just want Bruce to be exhausted and so frazzled from four days of sleep deprivation that when Clark comes to inform him that one of their JL surveillance ops fell through, he just sighs and says “So I slept with [Senator] for nothing?”

Clark: “What.”

Bruce: “I didn’t say anything.”

Clark, about to launch himself into the sun: “You—”

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #fic ideas #clark kent #superbat #superman #jl #justice league

[brie-annwyl]

Superbat but Clark knows Bruce is Batman, and Bruce has no fucking clue Clark is Superman.

How he finds out? First time Clark and Bruce meet he sees multiple bat styled gadgets on under his 3 piece suit, he also has multiple weapons on him so Clark is like “super villain or Batman?” The next time Clark meets Batman he recognizes the heartbeat and does a soft ‘Ah.’ In realization (Batman asks only for Clark to wave his question off)

How they get together? Clark knows Bruce as both Bruce Wayne and Batman so he has inside knowledge of the intelligence he holds. Bruce accidentally lets slip a few things about himself (things he hides deep inside for no one else to know) and is pleasantly surprised that Clark Kent, a reporter who could’ve profited greatly off of that information didn’t do a single thing. They meet a few more times, both during and outside of their obligations as who they are perceived to be. Lois starts asking Clark if he’s going out with Bruce, if they’re a thing. And Clark honestly doesn’t know how to answer that question until Bruce randomly kissed him when they’re alone at a gala.

About a year into their relationship is when Bruce realizes Clark knows. He comes home late from a rough patrol, not hospitalization worthy but he’ll still need some help from Alfred before he tries leaving the cave. When he arrives in the cave, he can already see the medbay set up for his arrival. He basically rips his mask off as he faces away from the entrance to the cave and just starts taking off his suit. When he hears footsteps coming from behind them, he assumes it’s Alfred.

“I’m not interested in an ultimatum from you tonight, Alfred.”

“Good thing I’m not Alfred.”

Bruce almost shits himself as he immediately jumps up and turns to face his lovely boyfriend Clark, who isn’t even looking at Bruce. He’s putting on gloves whilst getting gauze ready.

“Clark-“

“Sit down, Bruce.”

Slowly but surely, Bruce relaxes back into the cot with Clark cleaning his wounds behind him. They don’t talk about it, Bruce tries to tell himself it was a dream but realizes he can’t when the next night Clark looks at across the dinner table and tells him flat out that he’s not going on patrol tonight and if he tries Clark will tie him to the bed. Bruce doesn’t go on patrol.

This Superbat idea is just soooooo fun and interesting to me, think of the betrayal Bruce will feel when he finds out about Superman??? Anyone else like Hurt/Comfort over here?



#bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #fic ideas

[sully-s]

Batman Quest To Get A Birkin Bag

Ok so I have a very indulgent, SuperBats head fanfic that keeps me company on days that I forget to charge my earphones while walking my dog and to bore my wonderfully accommodating friends over dinner.

Long story short it’s a character study about Clark after his death. Doomsday kills him becuase we do not subscribe to Synder movies in this household.

Mostly its about Bruce grieving and reflecting on his ten+ year marriage with the man of steel with a large helping of the Justice League members bonding and finally getting to know Bruce and in turn Clark. (Kal never really got to say specifics about his life because Bruce wanted to keep his identity secret therefore a lot of Clark's life was private.)

For most of the fic Clark’s dead. But I'm one for angst with a happy ending so he comes back. How he comes back I have all kinds of versions but I just want to share this really silly one that I’m slightly obsessed with.

It’s about two years after Clark died. Currently, Bruce and Hal are off-world for a two-month mission. Shortly after they leave the League are battling some sorcerer who's in possession of a Jinn. During the battle two of the three wishes are used and at the end it's Flash who gets to use the last one.

He wishes for Clark to be revived back to life.

Jinn says he can't do that

Flash thinks of course just like in Aladdin you can't bring the dead back, make someone fall in love or wish for more wishes.

The Jinn is like how dare you think that's not within my power of course I can bring back the dead, I can't bring back Superman because Clark's not dead. he's just in his grave too weak to break out of his grave due to the lack of sunlight.

Flash hears this and immediately rushes over to dig up Kal.

The next month and a half are all about Clark adjusting to the changes over the last three years (Like having a new kid at the manor: Tim) Meeting new members (Green Arrow, Martian Man Hunter), and really bonding with his teammates ect.

While waiting for Bruce's return Clark asks Barry what he'd like.

Barry is confused

Clark clarifies that Barry was able to bring back one of Bruce's loved ones “to life.“ That’s never happened and for a man like Bruce who loves deeply for his family he going to be very grateful and he will not take “I’m just glad I could help” for an answer. So Barry needs to think of something or Batman will.

Barry doesn't know what to ask for but knows that Bruce is rich. He figures this would be a great time to get that designer bag that Iris always wanted but they could never justify ever buying. (Listen I don’t know if Iris is a designer girly but in this fic she really just likes this one bag.)

So Bruce and Hal get back and after the big celebration party, the JL held for Clark and Bruce's reunion. Bruce approaches Barry thanks him and asks if there’s anything he can do.

Thinking Barry is going to ask for a house, pull some strings with his Brucie persona so he can better his life at his job or status. Maybe ask for Bruce to fund or set up a wellness program for people in Central City.

But Barry is just like: Uh well Iris has always liked this bag.

And Bruce is thinking Really Barry You brought the love of my life back to life I’d move mountains (without Clark’s help) for you and you want some designer bag for your wife?

Bruce: Do you have a picture?

And as soon as Barry shows him the bag Bruce knows moving mountains would be so much easier.

The bag Barry wants to get is a Birkin Bag.

Now if you know anything about Birkin bags 1. they’re stupid expensive. 2. If you can afford one that doesn't mean you get to buy one. Hermes the company that makes them has this irate practice that you have to work up a good relationship with the store and the sales associates in said store to even get the privilege to buy a Birkin (usually by buying a ton of other Hermes products you don’t want.) Sometimes you buy half the store but if you’re not a high-profile client or they don't like your image they just brush you off and postpone your chance to ”buy” a Birkin. And if you do all of the above prerequisites You don't even get to pick the bag they "give" you one. Want a pink colorway? Sorry here's lime green you're welcome.

Now Barry has no knowledge of any of this and just thinks a Birkin is just some overpriced bag. The problem is Iris only likes this one colorway ( Size 35cm, Red Alligator Exterior, Gold hardware, Yellow Slik interior ect.)

This is going to be near impossible.

But In Bruce's mind, Flash did the impossible in bringing back Clark (Bruce thinks Clark was wished back to life because that's the story everyone is sticking to. Because the emotional trauma of letting Bruce know that Clark was alive the whole time rotting away in a grave for 2 years is not on anyone’s todo list.) So he will get this bag Even if it kills him. He's the goddamn Batman.

And all this lead up is to what I'm actually obsessed with

I just love the idea that Bruce is running around Brucie-ing it up to try to get in Hermes' good graces but his image of being a drunk playboy is activity stopping him from buying any bag.

He calls up the Daily Planet and starts setting up all these puff PR-boosting articles to up his image. Which starts rumors becuase Burce Wayne doesn’t do interviews so why now?

Gotham elite catches wind that Burcie Wayne wants a Birkin richest man in America can't get one. So they all start getting Birkins. They ware them to his galas, just to troll Burcie. The elite jump on the waitlist inflating the list to stupid long. Hermes starts to wear the exclusivity of Brucie Wayne as a sign of good taste and prestige. Bruce searches the second-hand market and can't find the colorway Iris's wants.

Bruce goes undercover as a worker for a local Hermes store to become his own sales associate just so he can get around the prejudices of Bruce Wayne image and start racking up a sales history. (He just selling and buying to himself lol.)

So Bruce is playing a luxury salesman using his background of old money and Alfred’s butlering to woo potential buyers. Working his first retail job ever. Having to suck up to management so he can plead his case about Bruce Wayne. Using his access to get informed on what bags are currently available, who’s on the waitlist, where they rank, and criteria on how and what moves you up the list ect.

After months and becoming the number one salesman, he makes his case to allow Brucie Wayne to buy a bag.

It’s declined.

So he switches tactics.

He just makes a new cover as a recently won lottery winner looking to burn cash and wants to burn it with Hermes. And starts a new sale history. Using all of his knowledge and intel about what gets you on the waiting list.

He gets stonewalled a few times by former co-workers that he gets around by blackmailing them with gossip and infractions he witnessed or was told In confidence when he was a fellow sales associate.

Finally, his lottery winner persona is put on a waitlist. The only problem is he’s at the very bottom.

So what does he do?

He suties up As Batman and starts intimidating all those who are higher on the list than his lottery winner cover rocketing him up the list.

He hits a roadblock when he tries to scrace a woman on the list who doesn’t believe he’s actually Batman becuase “Why would Batman even want with a Birkin?”

Which leads to an escalation that gets him an earful from Superman who’s called to the scene by said woman whos terrified after Batman strings her upside down over the edge of her high-rise penthouse.

Clark offers to buy the bag becuase who wouldn’t want that kinda of PR endorsement?

Which Bruce vittamently refuses becuase it would cheapen the gift.

Finally, after a week of terrorizing wait-listers, his lottery winner persona is “given“ the opportunity to buy a bag.

But disaster strikes when that lucky break he thought he got because he was next on the list was actually bad luck becuase the person was bumped off becuase they bought the bag that Bruce had painfully calculated to purchase which was the only bag that would be made in the next 3 years that has the colorway that Iris wanted.

So Bruce tracks down and comforts the buyer in the dead of night as Batman. The buyer freaks out and says they didn't even want this colorway and really wanted a Caranery yellow ostrich skin colorway and if he could get her that one she'd trade for it.

This leads Bruce to play matchmaker for a series of buyers that have Birken Bags they don't love and would trade for their dream bag. And after months of fetch questing and matching sad Birken owners around the world with their dream bags Bruce he pulls it off. He finally gets a Canary, yellow ostrich skin colorway Birkin bag trades it for Iris’s dream bag. Only to find out it was ruined in a car crash that was caused by an alien invasion 2 months before that the JL had a particularly nasty time with and it was Bruce’s Batmobile that was thrown into her parked car.

The bag is a mess the zipper borken, missing hardware, leather scratched. But Bruce so done with everything accepts the trade and takes it back to the cave. Where he proceeds to 3D scan the bag then composite a CAD model and starts to collect all the raw components of the bag himself.

Getting only the best materials (much better than what Hermes was using) Talking to Killer Corc on how to find the best alligator pelts. Flying to India to personally pick out the red dye for the color. Mining the gold for the hardware from an asteroid that was threatening the Watchtower.

After he has everything Bruce proceeds to by hand construct an exact replica of Iris's dream bag. Essentially making the most over-budgeted fake to exist. Where he finally gives it to Barry (who has no inkling of the time and effort Bruce has put into this side project that has taken the better part of a whole year) who jokes in saying “Oh wow takes 12 months to run to the store huh?”

#Shit I'm never going to write #Fic Idea rambling #Silly Ideas #Superbat #The Flash #Batman #Superman #Burcie Wayne #bruce wayne #Messing Around #DCAU #Stupidly long #I'm great at parties ;)

[batman-katflap]

*Krypto sniffing Bruce after he and Superman save him*

Clark: "Sorry about that Mr. Wayne. Kyrpto likes to sniff every new person he meets :)."

*Krypto ignoring Batman the first time they meet*

Clark:

#my mission in life is to theorise dumber and dumber identity reveal superbat fics ideas #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #krypto knows all

[adreamfromnevermore]

Bruce and Clark meet at a gala three days after Batman and Superman have first met.

Bruce can't shake the feeling that the farm boy reporter in the frankly abysmal suit, both ill fitting and quite simply out of fashion, looks incredibly familiar. He might be a past one-night stand. Bruce can admit he went a little wild when he was first cementing the play boy act.

As it is, he doesn't remember sleeping with any male reporters. Men? Yes. Reporters where generally to be avoided though. Aside from a handful of only half-credible gossip columnists he figured would only be half-believed anyways.

He wracks his brain, he checks the notes he's meticulously kept over the years. No mention of a Clark, or a Kent. He can't figure out where he knows Clark Kent from. And he is also incapable of leaving it well enough alone. He spends the night doggedly following this poor farmboy reporter around, he keeps offering interviews, he desperately wants to get Kent into a room alone and get to the bottom of this.

Clark is frankly not sure if Bruce Wayne just really wants to hold a one-on-one interview (which he hasn't done since he disappeared on his world trip) or really wants to get in his pants. Clark also isn't sure which one he would prefer either. He can admit, even if just to himself that Brucie is gorgeous but an interview with the one and only Bruce Wayne? That might be the leverage that finally frees him from the punishment that has him covering these galas

Bruce does eventually get him into a room alone, they both leave more confused than they entered. Clark opens the door to his apartment a week later to a perfectly sized suit that probably cost more than his apartment as a whole with a note that only has a date and an address.

#superbat #batman #nev writes #dc #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #fic ideas

[ladybobofdoom]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Superbat: The ultimate identity porn shenanigans. They get married before ever meeting as Superman and Batman, before the JL. Clark never looks behind walls or clothes because he respects B’s privacy. Bruce comes up with all the reasons for all his injuries. Luthor pits them against each other. They find out while Bruce is trying to kill Clark.

Later:

B: „Our second anniversary?“

C: „A nuclear meltdown in Moldova. Our third?“

B: „Major outbreak from Arkham. — That time I had to drag you to a back room because you jumped my bones at that fundraiser?“

C: „Maybe I‘m just crazy about you?“

B:

C: „Pink kryptonite.“

B: „I have a strong aversion to clowns.“

C: „Good thing I keep getting you tickets to the circus then.“

B: „So the thing about your dick isn‘t—“

C: ��Yeah, I‘m alien.“

B: „Figures.“

Alfred: „Greatest detective, everyone.“

#superbat #i love that movie so much #fic ideas #another one I‘m nor going to write #anyone needs a #prompt #??

[knightwingsblue]

during a charity gala, a villain attacks and bruce gets hit with a 'cupid's arrow' of sorts and has to be enamored with the first person he sees. of course it happens to be the kind, clumsy-but-means well reporter for the daily planet, clark kent. as bruce tracks his symptoms, he starts to notice that they just happen to kick in whenever he's also around superman.

this is how batman discovers superman's identity only a year into their partnership.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #fic ideas

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Bruce, throwing his fork down: My food is too hot, i simply can’t eat it.

Clark, not even looking up from his book: You’re hot and i still eat you.

Alfred: …

Dick: …

Jason: Please, tell me we are going to acknowledge that because i know you fuckers heard it too.

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[nat-ter]

superbat fic idea: Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are dating. Superman and Batman are teammates.

The first time Clark Kent joins the Wayne's for dinner, Bruce's kids realise that Clark Kent is Superman. Surely if they can immediately figure out Superman's civillian identity, World's Greatest Detective probably already did too. It makes sense, Bruce has always talked about Superman this and Superman that so they knew he definitely has a crush on the hero, and it's good that he seems to get his act together and ask Clark out. If anything, the kids are happy for him. And if Bruce knew Clark is Superman, surely he would've already revealed his own alter ego too. The whole "meet the family" was probably also Bruce's way of testing his kids, to see if their extensive training paid off and could see what is right in front of them.

Except. World's Greatest Detective, Batman, The Dark Knight himself, is in the dark about his boyfriend's superhero life. And Clark Kent, investigative journalist with superpowers and supersenses, has no idea he's dating Batman. But far be it from Bruce's kids to ever question the intelligence of Batman or by extension, Superman.

Cue, the Batkids acting overly familiar with Superman much to Superman's confusion; Bruce's children sharing what is supposed to be an inside joke with Clark when Batman or Superman happens to come up in a conversation even though Clark doesn't look like he gets the joke; Batkids greeting Clark Kent like an old pal when he happens to be in a Gotham crime scene; Bruce's children calling for Superman when they need him to do something, which is usually really mundane like "Superman! Superman! I got my baseball stuck on the roof can you please come and take it for me?", but Superman always does come because these are his boyfriend's kids of course he'd do anything for them even if they don't know that Superman is Clark Kent.

Even though they find it weird that Bruce talks as if Clark and Superman are two different people, they just chalk it up to Bruce being Bruce and refusing to mix Batman's business and Bruce Wayne's. And if Bruce refuses to mix their personal life with their professional life, then there's nothing Clark can do but follow Bruce's steps because Bruce is a control freak and Clark seems to be completely smitten with Bruce. Right? It makes perfect sense.

(And Bruce is perplexed. On one hand, his kids seem to adore Clark whenever the man comes over, or even when he doesn't, they would ask about him— Is he coming over this weekend? Can they visit his parents' farm? But on the other, his kids seem to try and set him up with Superman too, if the jokes and innuendos they make were any indication. Should Bruce talk to his kids? Tell them he's serious with Clark? But shouldn't they already know that he is? Is this their way of showing their dislike for Clark? But what is there not to love about Clark? Bruce ended up brooding a lot these days.)

#superbat #superbat fic idea #oh and #i almost forgot: #manman #i just LOVE misunderstanding #and identity reveal #so why not combine both? #ofc alfred knows the truth but he's a little shit (we all know he is) #and decides to let the young ones figure out their own shits #batkids #batfam #superbat fic ideas

[kryptonian-bat-thing]

every timeline of dc i see i wonder: "how'd i write superbat into this one?"

I'll rb this with a few examples

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[frownyalfred]

Clark is the kind of friend who would come over right away when he hears about Jason’s death. He’s a good Midwestern boy and wants to be there for his friend.

He finds Bruce in the Cave, of course. And he fumbles with his words, his own memories of his dad’s death. About loss and hope. He mentions that Bruce must be sad and he’s cut off by the most awful, wrenched-from-the throat laugh.

“I’m not sad,” Bruce whispers, his hands clenched around his chair. Eyes burning into the monitors above. “I’m furious, Clark.”

#thoughts #bruce wayne #batman #dc #this is just how they are as people #batfamily #clark kent #superbat #superman #Jason todd #Robin #fic idea? #I gotta stop with the fic ideas

[purge-samauwu]

I'm seeing a severe lack of bottom Clark Kent on the Superbat tag and I need this to be rectified.

There will be hell to pay if I don't see that buff bottom of a man being utterly destroyed in my mind while reading the most diabolical smut scene ever depicted.

HELL.

TO.

PAY.

#ao3 fanfic #fic ideas #i'm begging #hands and knees #superbat #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

[vampiric-bruce-wayne]

finding a fic idea

maybe a fic about clark in a regular no-power world finding a book that's fallen through a portal and reads about the life he could have had seeing another clark who looks just like him, who is a reporter too but he's superman. and he has this mix of wistfulness and awe and it inspires him to try crime-fighting. without powers.

he continues reading the book, and realises he's meant to be with billionaire surgeon bruce wayne?! who's also.............someone called batman?

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[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

What would happen in a world where Clark and Bruce got together before Jason came into Bruce's life? What would happen if Dick and later Jason were raised not only by Batman but also Superman?

Would Bruce and Dick fight to the point of Dick leaving? Would Jason feel the need to prove himself as hard as he did?

Would everything go down the way it ultimately did in canon, ending in the torture of a child?

There are two ways that could end.

Jason could lay there, bleeding out, but far away Superman hears his cries. He's been listening for his child for hours now, and hopes he's not too late. He's barely on time but Jason survives.

OR (worse)

Jason dies, the same way he dies in the comics. Batman might not kill the Joker... but Superman has never made such vows. In another world, another time, he murdered the man for the sake of his wife and unborn child. What's to say he won't do the same in this one, United Nations be damned?

#superbat #jason todd #superman #batman #things I think about when I'm trapped behind a sewing machine for 8 hours #free fic idea to good home