Where's his headbonk? "The Return Pt. 1"
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Damian: Father will come up with something.
Bruce: I will try, but despite what you all may think I am not Superman.
Jason: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
Tim: No.
Dick: Never.
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Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.
Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.
Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
Colin: No.
Benedict: Never.
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Karlach: You said this would work!
Astarion: I don’t know if you noticed or not but I’m an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work.
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Barnaby: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?
Frank: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: …
Tim: Alright, so I’ll admit it.
Tim: My idea was just a theory.
Tim: And if I had been right, you’d all be calling me a genius right now.
The entire batfamily: …
Damian: …But you weren’t right.
Dick: And Gotham’s now on fire.
Jason: So instead we’re going to call you a dumbass.
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Akai: You haven't tried my world-famous omelet yet.
Furuya: World-famous, huh? What's in it?
Akai: Eggs.
Furuya: Yeah, that doesn't qualify as a recipe.
Akai: There's a secret ingredient. I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you.
Furuya: It's bourbon, isn't it?
Akai:
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Stolas: This is a bad idea.
Blitz: You said that already.
Stolas: Well, it is worth saying again.
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Lucy: You gonna sit in here all day and-
George: I'm not sulking.
Lucy: Working. Going to say working.
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Ellegaard: Soren will come up with something.
Soren: I'll try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.
Magnus: Was anyone seriously thinking that?
Gabriel: No.
Ivor: Never.
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Emma: I played a lot of hide-and-seek as a kid. Its funny, I could always find anyone, but they could never find me.
Zelena: Because they didn't want to.
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Maul: I understand your reluctance to trust me, so I’ll be succinct
Maul: It’s the Bounty Hunters
Maul: They want me dead
Obi-Wan: That would make all of us
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Soldier: You said this would work!
Spy: *shrugs* I don’t know if you noticed or not but I’m an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work.
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Karlach: Ow!
Astarion: Oh, right, I tried that. They zap you when you touch them.
Karlach: You could have told me that before I touched it!
Astarion: I could have, yes.
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