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#source: emperor's new groove
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Sally: *grandiosely* Now... pull the lever, Julietta!
Julie: *pulls down the lever*
Sally: *falls through the trap door* Wrong leve e e e r . . . *splash*
Julie: Oops...
*few minutes later*
Sally: *stomping back on stage, make up running* Why do we even have that lever?!
Frank: Didn't you design this stage?
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waterfire1848 · 21 days
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Azula: It can't be. Zuko: Sorry, but you're not going to become Fire Lord today. I am. Azula: How did you get here so fast?! Zuko: I-...How did we Katara? Katara: Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. Zuko: Oh, well, back to business.
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skymaiden32 · 9 months
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(Source: The Emperor’s New Groove)
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paper-gold-theories · 4 months
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GoldHeart: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Flug: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that giving free rein to a love obssesed heroine with no impulse control to use a temporary mind controlling formula and not expecting an uprising, were all really bad ideas.
GoldHeart: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude!
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Part 2 of this:
Jaune: Okay, now let’s review…
Jaune: “My acorn is missing.”
Arkos kids with blonde squirrel tails: Squeak-squeak squeak, squeak squeakity!
Jaune: “Did you eat the acorn?”
Arkos kids: Squeak-squeaken, squeak squeakity!
Jaune: “You owe me a new acorn!”
Arkos kids: Squeak squeak-squeak, squeak squeaker squeaken!
Arkos kids: *hold up acorns to their father*
Squirrel!Faunus Pyrrha: *watching Jaune teach their kids to speak her native language*
Squirrel!Faunus Pyrrha: *proud squirrel mom* 🥰 🐿
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cyber-streak-2 · 1 year
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Wheeljack, testing one of his inventions: Pull the lever, Grim!
Grimlock: *Pulls a lever*
Wheeljack: *Falls through a trap door that was below him*
Wheeljack, as he’s falling: WRONG LEVER!
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wiig66 · 1 month
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Peppino: Uh oh.
Noise: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Peppino: Yep.
Noise: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Peppino: Most likely.
Noise: ...Bring it on.
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ardentrhyme · 1 year
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Partitio: Uh-oh.
Osvald: ...Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Partitio: Yep.
Osvald: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Partitio: Most likely.
Osvald: ...Bring it on.
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Stiles: I could've let you die out there; then all of my problems would be over!
Peter: Well, that makes you ugly and stupid!
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(Kory is talking with Jake about a bad dream he got earlier, he’s perfectly okay and ready to go back to bed when.. ..)
Mar’i:(happily popping in) Well in my dream, Daddy kissed Uncle Roy!
Jake: (playfully rolling his eyes) Yeah, like that’ll ever happen.
Mar’i: It could
Jake: Nuh-uh
Mar’i: Uh-huh
Jake: Nuh-uh
Mar’i: Yuh-huh
(They go back and forth)
Kory: (giggles) Well, Pleasant Schlorvaks, you two
Mar’i and Jake: Pleasant Schlorvaks, Mom!
(They go back to “Nuh uh” “Uh huh”)
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The Question Answerer: J-Just calm down, they're not here. They're just in the websi- *screams*
Wally: *standing behind QA holding a small model Home in his arms* Hello, neighbour.
The Question Answerer: No it can't be! How did you get here?!
Wally: *opens mouth but frowns slightly*
Wally: Uh... how did we, Home?
Home: *responds in morse code with a metaphorical shrug*
Wally: *nods* Home says we don't know, neighbour.
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waterfire1848 · 20 days
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~In Azula's secret chambers~
Azula: Pull the lever, Ty Lee!
~Azula falls in a trapped door~
Azula: WRONG LEVER!!
~Azula comes back soaked with an alligator jaws attached to her~
Azula: Why do we even have that lever?!
Thanks for the ask, anon!
🤣🤣🤣
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Nate: Yelena! I ate a bug today!
Yelena: Oh! Was Kate baking again?
Yelena: … don’t tell her I said that.
Kate: I heard that!
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nerdasaurus1200 · 1 year
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Varian: Pull the lever Lance! Lance: *pulls the lever* Varian: WRONG LEVER!!!
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Family Life Metauro Pre-Villain Years
[Duma just came home from a business trip and is being greeted by his wife and children after arriving back shortly after.]
Maria: Okay, Okay, you four. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say good night.
All: Dad, do we have to?
[They all give him the puppy dog pout and Bambi eyes to convince him to change their mother's mind.]
Dumas (pre-Metauro): No, you four can stay up. We're just gonna be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other. Right, honey?
[Snuggles with Maria who smiles seductively.]
All: Ew. Blecch.
[Rush upstairs for bed.]
All: ...GOOD NIGHT! [Both Laughing]
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george-the-pumpkin · 2 years
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Skull: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you quit.
Lucy: I know. It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.
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