#source: winnie the pooh

[cyber-streak-2]

Drift, staring at a drawing by Rodimus: He captured Minimus, all right.

Minimus: Oh, let me see.

Minimus: *Looking at the drawing——his sketch has him looking angry, with his hands on his hips*

Minimus, with the exact same face and pose: That doesn’t look a thing like me.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: winnie the pooh #Drift #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Minimus Ambus #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Aecholapis

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Beautiful Afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day! Bill: You mean the good old days, don't you? Mike: No...All I had was the one!

#it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #losers club #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #bike #hanbrough #source: winnie the pooh

[j-nightingalesb1tch]

incorrect dragon age inquisition quotes

dorian: "beautiful afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day!"

cullen: "... you mean the good old days, right?"

dorian: "no. i only had the one."

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon age quotes #incorrect dragon age inquisition quotes #cullen rutherford #dorian pavus #source: winnie the pooh

[the-black-bulls]

[Asta, Magna and Zora are trapped in a hole and Luck gets a rope - only to have cut it up into three pieces for each of them]

Zora: Tie them together, Luck! Can you tie a knot?

Luck: I cannot.

Magna: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Luck: No. I cannot knot.

Magna: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Luck: Who's there?

Asta: Asta!

Luck: Asta who?

Zora: No! Asta, eh... Luck, you'll need more than two knots.

Luck: Not possible.

Magna: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Luck: Not these pieces?

Asta: Yes, knot those pieces!

Luck: Why not?

Magna: 'Cause it's all for naught!

[all three of them laugh]

Zora: ...I'm suddenly aware why everyone avoided this mission.

Luck: Oh well, I can’t tie a knot. But there is something I can do! [grabs all of the rope pieces]

Asta: Don’t worry Zora, Luck is very clever!

Luck: [holds up all of the rope, now tied into a bow] I can tie a bow!

Magna: See?

Zora: [screams in frustration]

#black clover #zora ideale #luck voltia #magna swing #asta black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: winnie the pooh #zora #luck #magna #asta #the black bulls #50

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Gaz: You take yourself too seriously, Dib. Dib: You mean I should learn to laugh at myself? Gaz: Why not? Everyone else does.

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #dib membrane #gaz membrane #source: winnie the pooh

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve and Eddie had fallen into a hole in the ground. They were now depending on Robin to make them a rope to get them out.

Steve: Can you tie a knot?

Robin: I cannot.

Steve: So, you can knot!

Robin: No, I cannot knot.

Steve: Knot knot?

Eddie: Who's there?

Steve: Eddie!

Eddie: Eddie, who?

Steve: 🤦‍♂️

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #stranger things s4 #eddie stranger things #eddie munson lives #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #robin buckley #incorrect stranger things quotes #source: winnie the pooh

[petitprincess1]

Vaggie: Alastor, are you able to tie a knot?

Alastor, smirking: I can knot.

Vaggie: So, you can knot?

Alastor: I cannot knot.

Vaggie: Not knot??

Charlie: Who's there!?

Vaggie: Charlie!

Charlie: Oh! Charlie who?

Vaggie: NO! Charlie- *takes a deep breath* Alastor, you'll need more than 2 knots.

Alastor: Knot possible!

Husk: So, it IS possible to knot those pieces?

Alastor, being a shithead: Not these pieces?

Vaggie, tugging at her hair: Yes, knot those pieces!!

Alastor: Why not?

Husk: It's all for naught...

#hazbin hotel #alastor #vaggie #charlie morningstar #husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel husk #chat post #source: winnie the pooh

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letter get in the wrong places.

#source: winnie the pooh #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Eat and eat, then repeat.

Heffer

#rocko's modern life #incorrect rocko's modern life #heffer wolfe #source: winnie the pooh

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Dr. Buttocks: You take yourself too seriously, brother. Buttler: You mean I should laugh at myself? Dr. Buttocks: Why not? Everyone else does.

#pac man and the ghostly adventures #pmatga #incorrect pmatga quotes #pmatga incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: winnie the pooh #dr. buttocks #buttler

[the-travelers-hub]

Ex-Dark Lord, about Reborn: I taught them everything they know!

Great Sage: That explains a lot.

#miitopia #incorrect quotes #ex dark lord #reborn #great sage #submission #source: winnie the pooh

[j-nightingalesb1tch]

incorrect dragon age inquisition quotes

dorian: "first, issue a reward-"

cole: "bless you."

dorian: "i beg your pardon?"

cole: "you sneezed."

dorian: "i didn't sneeze."

cole: "you did."

dorian: "no i didn't. you can't sneeze without knowing it. anyway, first issue-"

cole: "you're doing it again. you might be catching a cold."

dorian: "i'm not sneezing. the word is issue, not achoo. achoo isn't even a word, just some sort of sneezy sound."

cole: "maybe you should lie down."

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #da cole #dorian pavus #incorrect quotes #incorrect dragon age quotes #incorrect dragon age inquisition Quotes #source: winnie the pooh

[augment-techs]

How lucky I am, having something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Skull, after waiting for Spike to go into his first day of school, sobbing like a river while Billy squeezes his hand.

#source: winnie the pooh #incorrect power rangers #boom! comics power rangers #mmpr #Mighty Morphin Comics #ggpr #eugene skull skullovitch #spike skullovitch #billy cranston

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Dib: Gaz, I'm giving a speech for the Swollen Eyeball Network tonight, and I need to keep track of how long I talk. Gaz: I've got just the thing for you, Dib. Gaz: *hands Dib a calendar*

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #dib membrane #gaz membrane #source: winnie the pooh

[hitchell-mope]

Gil: Hmm. If Uma isn't here, that can only mean one thing. She's somewhere else.

#disney descendants #gil legume #source: winnie the pooh

[incorrectjimmyneutron]

Sheen: Hmm. If Jimmy isn't here, that can only mean one thing. Sheen: He's somewhere else.

#jimmy neutron #jimmy neutron: boy genius #sheen estevez #source: winnie the pooh #incorrect jimmy neutron