#source: text conversation

[incorrectjokerout]

Bojan:How come you've been abnormally nice me lately?

Kris:What do you mean?

Bojan:You just seem nicer than usual.

Kris:I'll punch you in the face if you want.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #bokris #bojan x kris #bojan cvjetićanin #kris gustin #source: text conversation

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: YOU TOOK MY SON'S VIRGINITY?!!

Sniper: *unrepentant* Sorry, sir, it won't happen again.

#source: text conversation #TF2 Spy #TF2 Sniper #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #speeding bullet #sniperscout

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Wait, you actually care about me?!

Barnaby: Of course I do, you dumbass bitch!

#source: text conversation #Frank Frankly #Barnaby B Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Wei Wuxian: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year Nie Huaisang: Send it to me

#source: text conversation #too lazy to make this make more sense but you get it #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #nie huaisang #nhs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #gdc #the founder of diabolism #the founder of evil magic #the untamed #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect godc quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #suggestive cw #suggestive

[incorrect-joker-out]

Jan: Hey.

Nace: What's up man?

Jan: You'd marry me if I asked, right?

Nace: I'd marry the shit out of you, bro.

Jan: Cool.

#joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #incorrect quote #source: text conversation #'i'd marry the shit out of you bro' has massive kenergy idk #jan's planning for the future

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall, texting Louis: Louis there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Niall: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Niall: Louis

Niall: Louis

Louis: Louis is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #niall horan #nouis #source: text conversation

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Duke: Good morning, Alfie. Let's get this bread!

Alfred: Please send me a picture of the bread you want. I will see if the store carries it.

#source: text conversation #duke thomas #signal #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

jodio: *sends text* check out this meme. it reminded me of you. baddass, amirite?

rohan: you robbed my house three months ago. please... leave me alone.

#the jojolands #jjba #jjba part 9 #jojo part 9 #jojos bizarre adventure #jojolands #jjba jojolands #jodio joestar #incorrect jojo quotes #incorrect jojolands quotes #incorrect quotes #rohan kishibe #source: text conversation

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Jere,about Bojan:At first I was like-

Jere:GET DICK!

Jere:Now I'm like-

Jere:GET HIS HEART!

Jere:AND CHERISH HIM!

#eurovision #eurovision 2023 #incorrect quotes #incorrect eurovision quotes #käärijan #bojere #joker out #käärija #kaarija #jere pöyhönen #bojan cvjetićanin #source: text conversation

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

*Texting*

Frank:So wait,is this like a no knifes situation?

Ray:Oh my god.

Ray:Tell me you didn't.

Frank:

Ray:OH MY GOD.

#my chemical romance #incorrect quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #incorrect mcr quotes #ray toro #frank iero #source: text conversation

[ladymiraclewings]

Niffty: You're a mess,you can't survive on alcohol alone. Husk,on his 8th alcohol of the day: Watch me.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #niffty #husk #source: text conversation

[incorrectjokerout]

*In The Group Chat*

Bojan:We are sophisticated adults,okay?

Bojan:Just last week I purchased a vegetable.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #bojan cvjetićanin #source: text conversation

[tf2incorrectquotes]

#source: text conversation #TF2 Sniper #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #speeding bullet #scoutsniper

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Modern AU:

Wally: *texting* Might be a bit late on my way home. There's a fascinating hole I've really been wanting to drop a pebble into.

Frank: *texting back* Keep me posted on what happens -- how far down, is there a splash, etc.

#source: reddit #source: text conversation #Wally Darling #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #au #alternate universe #autism

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: Seriously, I can't thank you enough.

Richie, definitely not gay panicking at all: Well, I cant.. welcome you enough...

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #i love richie #max jagerman #michie #source: text conversation #michie incorrect quotes

[incorrect-joker-out]

Tommy: Nice tits.

Bojan: This is his boyfriend.

Tommy: Tell him I said 'nice tits'

Bojan: Where the fuck do you want to be buried

Tommy: In them titties lmao

#in reality bojan would just go 'right lmao' #here he is coping and seething. #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #tommy cash #käärijä #incorrect quote #source: text conversation #käärijan #käsh