#source: dungeons & dragons honor among thieves

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

#but this movie was fun! clearly understood and had fun with its source material without being pure fan service #like don’t get me wrong there was fan service and jokes but I feel like even not knowing dnd you could enjoy it #I also really liked how you could tell what each spell was as it was cast even if they weren’t named! my wizard main self was so excited lol #xenk yendar #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #dnd #idk what we’re tagging this with gang so I went with all of it

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2549

Shane, no. (Dialogue from Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves; suggested by @leeshajoy.)

#puppet history #shane madej #ryan bergara #ghoul boys #watcher #estranged producer shane madej #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #death mention

[mrcreative8899]

Xenk: My kink is a happy and fulfilling relationship where my feelings are acknowledged and respected.

Edgin: Too unrealistic, stick to bondage like everyone else.

#Xedgin #Source? A post I saw years ago #Xenkgin #Edgin x Xenk #Edgin Darvis x Xenk Yendar #Edgin Darvis #Xenk Yendar #Edgin the Bard #Xenk the Paladin #Palabard #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect Xedgin quotes #Xedgin incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes Xedgin #DnD:HAT #Incorrect DnD:HAT quotes #DnD movie #Incorrect DnD quotes #Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

[eelzeal]

"Xenk is the always busy PC" this "Xenk is the exposition NPC" that. You're all wrong. Xenk is the hot and powerful NPC the DM makes to entice and be cherished by the party that keeps popping back up in the game whenever a tiny bit of railroading or "what a coincidence!" Needs to happen. The greatest tool a DM can have.

#my source is that im mainly a DM #trust me bro #and if the bard gets caught in the crossfire. thats expected damage #dnd #dungeons & dragons #dnd honor among thieves #honor among thieves

[adastra121]

*if MC was taken by the Senobium and Main Five decided to actually work together to break them out*

Leander: If rummaging through my old folks’ archives has given me any useful information, there exists a master key to the Senobium that deactivates their magical security measures. Kuras: Indeed. Long ago, to keep it safe, the Senobium had entrusted their key to me. Ais: So where is it now? Kuras: In the bowels of the Wastes. Leander: The Wastes? While you were trying to keep it safe? Why would you take it out there? Kuras: It is the last place anyone who values their life would go. Mhin: *sigh* Sounds lovely. Kuras: Quite the opposite. Mhin: I know, I was being ironic. Kuras: I find irony is a blade that cuts they who wield it most especially. Vere: Yeah? iS tHaT whAt yOu fiNd? DoCToR? Leander: Ooookay, can we all put aside trying to kill each other until after I save MC? Ocudeus: *to Ais* Yeah...the Sparrow’s doomed.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #touchstarved kuras #touchstarved ais #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved vere #touchstarved ocudeus #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves #well now I just want a prison break fic #au where mc doesn't listen to any of the lis and blabs about their secret curse and then gets their ass imprisoned by the senobium #au where no one dies because they all have to work together to break them out #everyone caught the ‘after *I* save MC’ right?

[strangerthingsquotes]

Eddie: And once again, Eddie and Billy save the day! Steve: You didn't do anything. It was all Billy. Eddie: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

#stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #eddie munson #steddie #mungrove #source: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

[hummingbird-of-light]

D&D Honor Among Thieves (but it's Star Trek AOS)

*Kirk and Uhura in a bar*

Barkeeper: Some supper for you and your wife?

Kirk: What? She's not my wife! That's so gross.

Uhura: Me with that? With those lips?

*minutes later, leaving the bar*

Kirk: What's wrong with my lips?

Uhura: They're too big for your face.

Kirk: What? A lot of people like my lips!

~

Jaylah: What is it exactly that you bring to this?

Kirk: Me? I'm a planner. You know? I make plans.

Jaylah: You've already made the plan. So what value do you have now?

Kirk: If the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan.

Jaylah: So you make plans that fail.

Kirk: No.

Chekov: He also plays the lute.

Kirk: Chekov, not relevant. Trust me, I'm indispensable.

~

Bones: In other words, Khan is a real son of a bitch.

Spock: So you blame his mother for his corruption.

Bones: What? No. It's an expression.

Spock: I see. I do not traffic in colloquialisms.

Bones: You're not a lot of fun, are you?

~

*Spock explaining something horrible*

Scotty: Sounds lovely.

Spock: Quite the opposite.

Scotty: I know. I was being ironic.

Spock: I find irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially.

Kirk: Yeah? Is that what you think, Spock?

~

Spock: *referring to intellect devourer monsters* Make no sound. They're drawn to mental energy. The higher the intelligence of the prey, the more likely they are to strike.

Kirk: *after all devourers go by without attacking* Well, that's a little hurtful.

#star trek #star trek aos #incorrect star trek quotes #source: dungeons & dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #james t kirk #nyota uhura #jaylah #pavel chekov #leonard mccoy #spock #montgomery scott #khan (mentioned)

[iwannabealice]

simon: call xenk

edgin: no

simon: what do you mean 'no'?

edgin: i mean no. want to hear it in portuguese? não

#source: teen wolf #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat incorrect quotes #dndhat #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #honor among thieves #dungeons and dumbasses #dungeons and dragons movie #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd movie #incorrect quotes #xenk the paladin #edgin the bard #simon the sorcerer #xedgin #edgin x xenk

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Ahsoka, watching Obi-Wan walk away: there he goes. just wandering off. walks in such a straight line

Ahsoka: uh oh, wait a minute. he’s coming up on a rock. is he gonna go around?

Ahsoka: nope. right over the rock

#star wars #star wars clone wars #ahsoka tano #obi-wan kenobi #incorrect quotes #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: McCullum, I don’t want to see you die...

Edgar: ... which is why I’m going to leave the room

McCullum: Oi!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Edgar Swansea #Geoffrey McCullum #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: Galadriel doesn't like to be disturbed when she's eating her potatoes, that's kind of the highlight of her day.

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #elrond #galadriel #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves

[incorrectbartimaeusquotes]

Asmira: Go, I'll hold them off. Solomon: You sure you don't need any help? Asmita: Certain. Solomon: [hurt] Don't need to be that certain.

#bartimaeus sequence #asmira #solomon #incorrect quotes #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Udonna: Some supper for you and your girlfriend?

Chip: What?

Vida: Me with that?

Chip: No. She's not my girlfriend.

Vida: With those lips?

Chip: That's so gross. Just the drinks...what's wrong with my lips?

Vida: They're too big for your face.

Chip: What? A lot of people like my lips.

Vida: What people?

Chip: Uh, they're out there.

Vida: Do they like your eyebrows too?

Chip: What's wrong with my eyebrows?

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Mystic Force #udonna #chip thorn #vida rocca #source: dungeons and dragons honor among thieves

[mrcreative8899]

Holga: I think that Xenk likes you.

Edgin: What makes you think that?

Holga: He told me that you’re a very handsome man.

Edgin: That’s normal. Many people think I’m handsome.

Holga: And he asked me for the best way to propose to you.

Edgin: 

#Xedgin #Xenkgin #Source? My mind #Palabard #Edgin Darvis #Xenk Yendar #Edgin the Bard #Xenk the Paladin #Edgin x Xenk #Edgin Darvis x Xenk Yendar #Holga Kilgore #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect Xedgin quotes #Incorrect quotes Xedgin #Xedgin incorrect quotes #DnD:HAT #Incorrect DnD:Hat quotes #DnD movie #Incorrect DnD movie quotes #Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Candentia, watching Hinsher walk away: there she goes. just wandering off. walks in such a straight line

Candentia: uh oh, wait a minute. she's coming up on a rock. is she gonna go around?

Candentia: nope. right over the rock

#source: dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #the ember knight #ember knight #incorrect ember knight #incorrect quotes #candentia #hinsher

[adastra121]

Mhin: What is it exactly that you bring to this? Leander: Me? I'm a planner. I make plans. Mhin: You've already made the plan. So what value do you have now? Leander: If, uh, the plan fails, the existing plan, I make a new plan. Mhin: ...So, you make plans that fail? Leander: Well— Bloodhound: Boss can also make glowing green flowers that last for at least ten seconds. Leander: Thank you, but not relevant!

#touchstarved #touchstarved leander #touchstarved mhin #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: dungeons & dragons: honor among thieves #I imagined this about the mc rescue mission but this could just be about Leander and Mhin’s day to day lives