#source: deltarune

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Yang: Just say to Weiss something that you'd like to hear yourself.

Ruby: You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: deltarune

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: *kicks desk*

Teacher: Uzi, please don't kick your desk. Treat school property like you'd treat people.

Uzi: ... fine.

Uzi: Next time I'll aim for the vitals!

#source: Deltarune #incorrect murder drones #incorrect quotes #murder drones #uzi doorman #teacher drone

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: So, um, how exactly would I go about complimenting people?

Jane: It's simple, just tell them something you wish people would say to you

Jake: Oh! I see! You mean like...

Jake: YOU ARE UNBANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #jane crocker #mod terezi #source: deltarune #jake what on earth did you do to get banned from free ham sandwich day??

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: ...What? No, I'm not giving you hugs! That's what Julie and Howdy are for! They're like portable teddy bears!

Wally: But Frank, 'cause you never give out hugs, that increases their value. It's the law of supply and demand!

#source: deltarune #Frank Frankly #Wally Darling #Julie Joyful #Howdy Pillar #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[danganronpafakes]

Shuichi: Not to downplay your contributions, but…. You… didn't actually help at all.

Source: Deltarune (2018)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drv3 #shuichi saihara #kokichi oma #source: deltarune

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: How am I even supposed to compliment someone?

Bard: Just tell them something you wish someone would say to you.

Rogue: “You are unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day.”

#rogue #bard #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: deltarune

[marce-mallow]

Varian: What good can I say about someone trying to kill us?

Rapunzel: Aw, Varian... if you’re stuck, why not try... saying something you wish someone would say to you?

Varian: ...

Varian: ‘You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.’

#source: deltarune #character: *mentions food they like once* #the fandom: *evil scheming* #anyway this is my contribution #varian tts #rapunzel tts #rapunzel #tangled #tangled the series #tts #rapunzel’s tangled adventure #rta #why must there be so many tags.. #tangled incorrect quotes #incorrect tangled quotes #tts incorrect quotes #incorrect tts quotes #incorrect quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: So, you've beaten the crap out of me...I suppose that means you think you've won!

Heavy: Morally? ...No. Physically? Yes.

#source: deltarune #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

SkekGra: How am I even supposed to compliment someone?

UrGoh: Just... tell them... something... you wish... someone... would say... to you.

SkekGra:

SkekGra: “You are unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day.”

#skekgra #urgoh #skekgra the heretic #urgoh the wanderer #skeksis #urru #mystics #tdc incorrect quotes #source: deltarune #mod quotes #tdc | aor #q #over50

[random-stuff-incorrect-quotes]

Collector: B-but you said I could trust you! You said you were a gamer!

Belos: Collector. I only play shovelboard.

Collector: NOOOOOOOO!

#incorrect quotes #the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #toh belos #emperor belos #belos wittebane #toh philip #philip wittebane #toh the collector #the collector toh #the collector #yes I looked up games from the 1600s just for this quote why do you ask #source: deltarune

[sidneypoindexter]

Jack Pumpkinhead, about Ozma: She's like a father to me.

Jack Pumpkinhead: A girldad, if you will...

Dorothy: You mean a mom?

#txt #oz #oz books #incorrect quotes #incorrect oz quotes #jack pumpkinhead #dorothy gale #princess ozma #tippetarius #source: deltarune #deltarune #lancer #ralsei

[shadow-coolness]

Not to downplay your contributions, but…. You… didn't actually help at all.

Sailor Moon to Tuxedo Mask

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #sailor moon #incorrect sailor moon #source: deltarune

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

V: N, what the hell, man? Your arm is...that was stupid...

N: Yes, it was, wasn't it?

V: IT'S NOT PRAISE!!

#source: Deltarune #incorrect murder drones #incorrect quotes #murder drones #serial designation n #serial designation v #submitted by starbirdkitsune #debated posting this when I realized it was a Berdly quote /j

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[It's a long day, and Shantae looks exhausted. She glances up at Abner with pleading eyes]

Abner: ...What? Hey, no, I'm not giving you a hug! That's what Rotty's for; she's like a portable teddy bear!

Poe: But Abner, because you never give out hugs to anyone but us, that increases their value! It's the law of supply and demand.

Abner: Well...I demand...that you supply me with...damn it. Get over here.

#shantae #abner cadaver #poe #rottytops #incorrect shantae #source: deltarune #cadaver family and shantae shenanigans for the win

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Deltarune AU:

Sally: Don't worry, I already "befriended" your mom last night.⋆｡°✩

Wally: ...

Wally: ...

#source: deltarune #Sally Starlet #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #SallyPoppy #PopStar #au #alternate universe

[official-persona-simp]

Naoto joining the IT

Naoto Shirogane joined the party!

Naoto: ………………………

Naoto Shirogane follows at a distance so that no one can tell he’s associated!

#source: deltarune #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #naoto shirogane #investigation team #youll never see it queuing #og post #i know naoto wouldnt do this but it was too funny i had to #also if i see gender discourse in the notes i will revoke your kneecaps