can’t believe i spent almost 20 minutes editing this piece of shit
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Mitsuru: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Yukari: O-Oh, uhh... What are your thoughts?
Mitsuru: The fourth sentence-
Yukari: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Mitsuru: ...It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Naoto: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kanji: Several traffic violations.
Chie: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Yosuke: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rise: Also, that's not our car.
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Zenkichi: Imagine if some handed you a box of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Makoto: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Ren: Oh Wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Futaba: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.
Yusuke: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Akechi: Mental stability, my old friend!
Zenkichi: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Akechi: Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies the dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
Ryuji: This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun.
Mishima: Crossbow.
Ryuji: Blocked.
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minako: when the gods made me, they said "she's too pure for this world."
minato: please. when you were born, the devil said "oh, competition."
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minato: i can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to b my thing. these guys are posers.
minako: minato, for the last time, this is our funeral.
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minato: i intend to stay pissed off at you forever, even if i seem helpful.
minako: you're in luck! because you don't.
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minako: i feel like i've died and gone to heaven.
minato: i have the same dream, too, except you go in a different direction.
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minato: i'm so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. i want to be set loose.
what day is it again? it's march 5th! as i did about two years ago, here is a post full of the twins being twins.
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just realized that ive been unconsciously writing the arisatos as nagisa and haru from 50% off (guess whos who)
so... heres some incorrect quotes
minako *doing a poor impression of mitsuru*: hi my names mitsuru and one time i made minako lose a rap battle because i ordered a shirley temple at it and her opponent saw it and wrote a verse about it.
mitsuru: maybe you should stop dragging me to these "rap battles" then.
minako: I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!
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minato *pointing to a pair of headphones identical to his own*: im trying these on.
yukari: that boy ain't right.
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minato *after every social link*: boom done advice over lets go get shit faceeeeddd
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ok no more but i could do this all day and am going to on my annual rewatch 50% off is a gold mine
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